Friday, June 13th 2008
Hot Daddies
Pitt smelling pit! In of honor of Daddy Day, AOL has named the 15 hottest dads in Hollyweird. And of course, Brad Pitt topped the list. Likely story! The list is pretty basic and I disagree with most of it! Here's their choices:
1. Brad Pitt - Blah!
2. David Beckham - Eh!
3. Johnny Depp - Sure!
4. Will Smith - Huh? It should be Jada and not Will!
5. Matt Damon - Zzzzz!
6. Ryan Phillipe - Smells!
7. Ben Affleck - (see Damon)
8. Joel Madden - Barf!
9. Seal - OK!
10. Patrick Dempsey - Who?!
11. Barack Obama - (see Dempsey)
12. Gavin Rossdale - He's still alive?
13. Tommy Girl - WTF?! HELL NAW! UNHOLY FUCKERY!
14. Tobey Maguire - Ewww!
15. Mark Consuelos - (see Obama)
I've put together my own list. This list speaks the TRUTH!
1. Rojo Caliente - She's also #1 in my hottest moms list!
2. Dreamboat Doherty - Sexiest daddy alive!
3. Clay Gayken - Technically not a daddy yet, but I thought I'd get a head start!
4. Hot Pregnant Dude - (see Gayken)
5. Jim Bob Duggar - He has like 100 kids, so he deserves some recognition!
Take that, AOL!
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RUUNNNYYY POOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
CORNY POO!
SMELLY POO!
STINKY POO!
CHUNKY POO!
It works with a wide assortment of poo types.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 13, 2008 - 11:07am
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Word, Bradi.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 13, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Well, thank you, m'dear! Quite right, you have to take care when wearing your slippers in the rain.
I love cats, I love everything about them. Just mentioning cats drops my blood pressure a good 30 points, I'm sure, LOL. I've written 3 children's books, illustrated 2, working on the 3rd, adapted folk tales about cats. I'm kinda shopping them around, got a bite, but didn't take it, since the character in 1 shows up in another, and they wanted to change that. I guess I probably should have let them change whatever they wanted to.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
ImpertinentVixen,
i see Gerry...and i like it.
LCT,
You made me say runny poo out loud!! Hahahahha!!
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Run, it's the clergy!
"I only say the truth darling. There have been lies told and I have known the truth. You're the one calling me self righteous. I never claimed to be that. I only want everyone to know the truth."
There is a BIG difference between OPINION and TRUTH...look it the fuck up, DARLING.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, I fell for it! Just when I thought I was too fucking old to be laughing at my computer.....
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
Spoiled: teeheeeeee
got it!-zank u :)
Submitted by kdracofan - Runeep who?
Say it out loud and you'll get it...
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 13, 2008 - 1:07pm.
Amen sister, tell it, tell it. I've got your back, all the way.
OnT: The Hollywood dads that don't make it part of their mission to show everyone they are a Hollywood dad, are the ones that deserve to be on this list. Protecting your young is job #1.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
@Kizzy, I admire your ability to carry on with me and address HALA at the same time! Your typing skills must be phenominal!
You are right about the Kleenex boxes, you just have to make sure not to wear them on rainey days, they just don't hold up!
Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 1:09pm.
*hands Clarisse a Brad cupcake*
*puts out buffet of Brad sweet treats*
On T: I KNOW M.E.!!! Billy is low key, kind of a hang with it guy.
Seems like he'd be a great dad.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Runeep who?
Fuck Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp is where its at! He should be #1, jesus. I bet Brad wouldnt make a crowd at the MTV Movie awards go nuts the way Johnny does.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Bradiful, ITA. Toooooooooootally.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
@Clarisse-tons of labels, magnets, newletters, datebooks/calend., t-shirts(which are cool). I have enough datebook/calend. to outfit every room in the house as well as basement and outdoor sheds!
Hold on, is there a Gerard Butler pic in my avie? I tried to change it but I still see the coffee/oxygen one.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Runeep! Who?
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
Bradiful - DAMN! How could we forget Billy Baldwin!?!?
HEEEEEEELLLLLLLOOOO!
WHO's THERE, ALREADY!!?!?!
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Submitted by devilgirl on June 13, 2008 - 1:03pm.
@Kizzy- well I have to say I would be a proud member. Frankly, my cats and my Norway(dog) are the few things that have not hurt me or screwed me over. Now I do sound like a crazy cat lady. If I start to collect newspapers and wear kleenex boxes on my feet I will start to worry
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No, that's not crazy, that's true. Animals are much more dependable in that way, than people are. There is nothing wrong with wanting to retain newspapers for their historical importance, and if you wrap those kleenex boxes in gift paper, and put bows on, they make GREAT slippers, and you can change the paper to match the seasons!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Uhm, clarification here, someone's opinion is not the TRUTH.
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And that's all she wrote.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LOVE CARROTTOP
Who's there?
BB.,
Didn't you say something about cupcakes? EH!!?!?!?
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Run, it's the clergy!
PLEASE BAN MY TRANNY STALKER!
Notice how she is not correcting my truths about being a tranny?
She only speaks the fucking truth you know!
Submitted by kdracofan on June 13, 2008 - 1:05pm.
KNOCK KNOCK!
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Who's there
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Runeep!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
:::Jack Nicholson voice:::
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by peaches - Hollywood is always a JR. High School popularty contest, It's just Gross! I heard (Brad) dated Christina Applegate before she was 18 also. And men are always dumb kids. Spoiled if you find a genuine Mug Shot of him from that crime, please post a link!
Unfortunately, a mug shot no longer seems to exist. Wouldn't it make a great avatar? Because the indecent exposure arrest happened well before Brad was (in)famous, and he stuck to the terms of his probation (I guess having sex with underage girls wasn't one of them), I believe his record was expunged.
Shit, I can't find my mom jeans.
can I wear mom shorts? it's fucking hot here!
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Last purge...for now.
I will gladly and without hesitation saddle up for the posters here who want to take out the poisonous dribble of the resident moron.
I am sick of being "accused" of baiting and "accused" of ALWAYS going rounds with them.
No, fuck that, they get a free pass and we have to do some kind of song and dance in double time to avoid them at all costs, frankly my dears, it doesn't fucking work all the time.
Fuck it.
On T: I nominate Billy Baldwin. I hate China but waddayougonnado.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Uhm, clarification here, someone's opinion is not the TRUTH.
@Kizzy- the sad thing is that at times I hae felt some sympathy for her and hae given her a pass or two because of the age, but honestly, she goes from seemingly sweet and inocuous(sp?) to terror without little or no provocation. She always fails to even see things from another point of view. It's crazy, but good entertainment.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 1:03pm.
You have come of the rails of the crazy tranny train you tampon sucking parasite!
BIG TRANNY
LITTLE COCK!
LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Have joke.
KNOCK KNOCK!
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Who's there
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 1:03pm.
LCT - I only say the truth darling. There have been lies told and I have known the truth. You're the one calling me self righteous. I never claimed to be that. I only want everyone to know the truth.
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But you don't know the truth. THAT, darling, is self righteous.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
love carrottop
go in peace and sin no more.
and yes, from what I've seen, Russell Crowe is a real hands on daddy, god love his sexy ass.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 1:02pm.
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Dualing Gerard's!!
LCT / IV,
you now have control of this thread. No one else post.
GO!
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Have joke.
KNOCK KNOCK!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
devilgirl,
Oi! And how many address labels do YOU get???
Kizzy,
No worries!
*passes the blunt*
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Run, it's the clergy!
HA/LA may have now surpassed her IDOL on the famewhore Dlist...It is soooo refreshing to see someone reach their goal.
Now if she will only reach the "I am neither here nor there" with her life...
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
Submitted by angel_i on June 13, 2008 - 12:56pm.
I have seen his kids but the pictures were taken here in the US. I will say that his daughter looks so much like him...literally his blonde female version.
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
No Jason Bateman is a hot dad. I wouldn't debate that.
Kizzy - Ok. *holds hands up* ok fine. I had no idea Daniel Craig meant so much to you. Sorry.
LCT - I only say the truth darling. There have been lies told and I have known the truth. You're the one calling me self righteous. I never claimed to be that. I only want everyone to know the truth.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Well I for one hope Nick Hogan gets to toss a lot of salad on father's day.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
@Kizzy- well I have to say I would be a proud member. Frankly, my cats and my Norway(dog) are the few things that have not hurt me or screwed me over. Now I do sound like a crazy cat lady. If I start to collect newspapers and wear kleenex boxes on my feet I will start to worry!
@Kizzy- well I have to say I would be a proud member. Frankly, my cats and my Norway(dog) are the few things that have not hurt me or screwed me over. Now I do sound like a crazy cat lady. If I start to collect newspapers and wear kleenex boxes on my feet I will start to worry!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 12:56pm.
I believe he has a daughter
I don't want to see ANY celeb's kid, even one's I like. The kids have every right to live a normal life--they didn't choose fame. I don't respect people that use their children for attention, whether it be tommygirl, who pimps out Suri to prove his marriage is really really real, the holy clan that use their kids for attention and to craft their PR image, or people like Birkhead who use their children for a paycheck. My comment was directed at several of the dads on that list.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - I have been banned. I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did. I knew from day one that I was going to be combative and piss people
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 13, 2008 - 12:58pm.
lotcarrottopalina
the rock has a little girl, you bible thumping ho you..
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My mistake. I didn't read it in the scriptures so assumed it to be blasphemy.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 13, 2008 - 12:56pm.
Heavens to Murgatron!
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That's a cunt that likes being a cunt, just for the sake of being a cunt. Somebody's parents didn't hug them enough, so they never learned the difference between good attention, and bad attention, and they will take whatever they can get.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 12:49pm
STAY OUT OF MY GARBAGE CANS YOU SICK TRANNY!
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Dualing Gerard's!!
LCT / IV,
you now have control of this thread. No one else post.
GO!
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Run, it's the clergy!
No James Denton? K-Fed even?
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by Lala11_7 on June 13, 2008 - 11:57am.
I hope that Brad was getting the bomb ass blow job when that picture was being taken...
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I'm kinda hoping they wiped him off with some baby wipes first. Why is Brad the only man on earth that's allowed to be perpetually filthy looking?
Jack Nicholsen!
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola