Friday, June 13th 2008
Hot Daddies
Pitt smelling pit! In of honor of Daddy Day, AOL has named the 15 hottest dads in Hollyweird. And of course, Brad Pitt topped the list. Likely story! The list is pretty basic and I disagree with most of it! Here's their choices:
1. Brad Pitt - Blah!
2. David Beckham - Eh!
3. Johnny Depp - Sure!
4. Will Smith - Huh? It should be Jada and not Will!
5. Matt Damon - Zzzzz!
6. Ryan Phillipe - Smells!
7. Ben Affleck - (see Damon)
8. Joel Madden - Barf!
9. Seal - OK!
10. Patrick Dempsey - Who?!
11. Barack Obama - (see Dempsey)
12. Gavin Rossdale - He's still alive?
13. Tommy Girl - WTF?! HELL NAW! UNHOLY FUCKERY!
14. Tobey Maguire - Ewww!
15. Mark Consuelos - (see Obama)
I've put together my own list. This list speaks the TRUTH!
1. Rojo Caliente - She's also #1 in my hottest moms list!
2. Dreamboat Doherty - Sexiest daddy alive!
3. Clay Gayken - Technically not a daddy yet, but I thought I'd get a head start!
4. Hot Pregnant Dude - (see Gayken)
5. Jim Bob Duggar - He has like 100 kids, so he deserves some recognition!
Take that, AOL!
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Correction on Paul Walker, he isn't raising his daughter.
I was misinformed.
Here's a good article for this thread:
http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/998529,CST-FTR-dad11.artic...
Also, this seems to focus on dads who are in the news right now. There' no Russell Crowe or Ryan Phillipe, because they are not doing anything currently, like running for president or pretending not to be gay.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
@Clarisse- Yeah, I am better suited to just stay away from shelters otherwise I am in tears and trying to justify bringing another pet into the house. I do send money to Best Friends in Utah, a great great place. I also give a bit to ASPCA. No, I am not a PETA fan. People are unbelievably cruel to animals. They are to other people too, but I figure people can defend themselves, voiceless animals can't
I'm sure Nick Hogan will be thinking about his dad on Father's Day while he's getting his ass cleaned in jail.
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 12:56pm.
Did someone say cupcakes???
Kizzy,
Do you want my remote? It has a extra *Mute* button that works on crazies.
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Please, I need it. I'm sorry y'all, I know I know, ignore ignore ignore. I had to throw my rattle out of my pram, but now I'm back on the program.
******takes long swig of stoli's directly from the bottle********* :D
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 13, 2008 - 12:56pm.
See, I posted it before, just a little trite attempt for nothing.
HALA is only doing it for attention which by default cancels anything posted by them as credible.
Oh, no discount at Pizza Hut, but I got coupons for Quiznos...
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Ok. I'm zipped. Mmmm, Quiznos sounds DELISH. I hope they're free, not that 20 for 1 crap deal.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
I'm sure this has been said, but Hugh Jackman? And yes, Viggo, Christian Bale, Jason Seahorn even.
Putting Tommygirl on this list is an abominable sin.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
lotcarrottopalina
the rock has a little girl, you bible thumping ho you..
haha
anyhoo, how about Tom hanks? never, ever saw his kids til they grewed up.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on June 13, 2008 - 8:44am.
Paul Walker is a Dad? I did not know that....He's not my type, but he is yummy.
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Her name is Meadow Rain.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 13, 2008 - 12:53pm.
There's always room for one more in the "crazy cat lady" club...LMAO I'm proud to be a member.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I hope that Brad was getting the bomb ass blow job when that picture was being taken...
If he wasn't...
what a waste...
Heavens to Murgatron! All my cat talk and I have been missing the big dust up. What's the deal? Do Pitt-Jolie posts always bring out the Mr.Hyde in the resident martyr of the Sainted ones?
LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 12:51pm
See, I posted it before, just a little trite attempt for nothing.
HALA is only doing it for attention which by default cancels anything posted by them as credible.
Oh, no discount at Pizza Hut, but I got coupons for Quiznos...
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Did someone say cupcakes???
Kizzy,
Do you want my remote? It has a extra *Mute* button that works on crazies.
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Run, it's the clergy!
Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Did you say "IGNORAMUS"?
bawwahhhaahhhaaaaaaaa
Joel Madden? I'm sorry but I cannot accept him on this list.
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I posed for raunchier pictures when I was in kindergarten. Really, I did -Michael K.
Submitted by Cara on June 13, 2008 - 11:54am.
The fact that I've never seen a picture of Johnny Depp's kids makes him number 1 in my book.
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Johnny lives in France where it's a BIG no-no to capture celeb children in pap shots.
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on June 13, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Where the hell is The Rock ??? excuse me, Dwayne Johnson ?? The SEXIEST baby daddy there ever was!
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He has kids?!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
BRADIFUL BITCH on June 13, 2008 - 12:52pm.
kdracofan on June 13, 2008 - 12:50pm
*hands kdraco a Brad Cupcake*
Happy TGIF the 13th.
OLE!
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YUMMY!
YUMMY!
In the tummy!
Thank you Bradiful....
Stay tuned for more in a few....lol
xoxo
GIG - it's a good one!
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Let's get dangerous.
Where the hell is The Rock ??? excuse me, Dwayne Johnson ?? The SEXIEST baby daddy there ever was!
Submitted by Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 11:49am.
Submitted by angel_i on June 13, 2008 - 12:45pm.
We've all gone mad! No one has yet mentioned Donald Sutherland!
Too right!! How could we forget the man that gave us Kiefer?
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I know right? We're acting like hotties started makin' babies yesterday! Where's Steven Tyler? Bruce Willis? Lionel Richie? I mean - where's HULK HOGAN???
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
The fact that I've never seen a picture of Johnny Depp's kids makes him number 1 in my book. Whoever said Viggo, I totally agree. Viggo is pure sex. Then again Viggo is so awesome he shouldn't even be on the same list as Tom Cruise so I forgive them for excluding him.
devilgirl,
oooh, that had to rip you up! it's hard, being in rescue you see the worst of the worst in people.
The rescue that i'm a fosterer/educator for even does home inspections before we adopt anyone out.
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Run, it's the clergy!
@Okla- actually my vet is great.he is like the dr out of all creatures great and small. he gies me lots of free stuff and I am able to have an acct with him which few others are able to do. He also gives me 20 percent off. It's just those darn shots cost so much, plus I have them all tested for everything annually to ensure their continued good health. I have no kids, so they are my kids- Hey, maybe I am the crazy cat lady after all!: )
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 12:49pm
NO, I ALREADY TOLD YOU, IGNORAMUS, I DO NOT FOLLOW YOUR DIRECTIONS. I DO NOT HAVE TO DO A FUCKING THING YOU SAY. YOU DO NOT OWN THIS BLOG, YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER ANYTHING. GO BACK TO STALKING YOUR IDOL, AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU PSYCHOPATHIC WHORE.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
kdracofan on June 13, 2008 - 12:50pm
*hands kdraco a Brad Cupcake*
Happy TGIF the 13th.
OLE!
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
VIVA FRIDAY THE 13th!
Where is David Boreanaz?
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 13, 2008 - 11:47am.
Green is Good - Have you seen The Passion of Darkly Noon with Viggo, Naomi Watts, and Brendan Fraser?
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I have not, Viva. I'm going to if Netflix has it, thanks!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 12:49pm.
You got all upset, which is the first place everyone goes and the criticize me when I do the same thing. Its a bit hypocritical. Well at least you know how it feels.
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No, it's because you act like a self-righteous bitch and call us all liars and say anything we spout out is bullshit, as apparently, you know everything.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Lalalallalalalal...
What? No, I didn't forget Christian Bale! I was thinking it...you got that right.
*Mute*
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Run, it's the clergy!
@Kizzy- yes, Allegra had a very pampered life. I had a cat go missing last fall, Fauve, she was 22. I suspect my loco-loco boyfriend did her in. I have had very good luck with animals and their longevity.
@Clarisse- yes, It is a bitch having a soft heart. I used to volunteer at a local shelter. They liked me so much they went ahead and hired me full time. I had to quit because I couldn't stand to leave the dogs and cats behind, nor could I stand the cruelty that went on with people and their pet abuse. I adopted one cat out to this woman that I thought I had done a good background check on. The cat was one of my faves atthe shelter. It was healthy the day it left. She brought it back on a monday and it died from internal injuries the next day. I never forgave myself for that miscue, so I quit.
Some would debate this one, but I think Jason Bateman is a hot dad.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Well Kizzy thats why I suggested you take M.E.'s advice. Nothing was better than when she was minding her own fucking business and I was minding mine.
The reason I mentioned Brad and Angelina in the first place because those comments IDML and M.E. made about whoring kids out was clearly directed at Brad and Angelina. So then I said what I said about the fact that no one gives a shit about Daniel's kids on the same level as some celeb families. Trust me no is knocking for a picture of Daniel Craig's kid. If the paps saw him on the street with his kid, would they take his picture??? Yes. However would they go to his house and try and get pictures??? No. All that means is someone wants to see your family. There is an interest. A lucrative one. So thats what I meant. You got all upset, which is the first place everyone goes and the criticize me when I do the same thing. Its a bit hypocritical. Well at least you know how it feels.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by angel_i on June 13, 2008 - 12:45pm.
We've all gone mad! No one has yet mentioned Donald Sutherland!
Too right!! How could we forget the man that gave us Kiefer?
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Green is Good - Have you seen The Passion of Darkly Noon with Viggo, Naomi Watts, and Brendan Fraser? I don't think Viggo says one word the entire movie and he is the steamiest, sexiest, throw him down and have my way with him-est I have ever seen.
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Let's get dangerous.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 12:42pm.
WTFOMGLOL,
Oh no you di'ent! LCT is gonna track you down and git ya!!
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It's ok. I've come to the realization that as GB's finace, I must be willing to share.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
*throws garbage @ JillyPoo* No, j/k.. Christian Bale is a must!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Where the hell is Christian Bale?! That man is pure sex!
And Conan! MK will agree with me, he loves the gingers!
DevilGirl!! OMG, I know, Those dang Vet Bills, SUCK!They always tell you it will be one amt., but it turns out to be double! Fuckery! But, you can't have fleas, so its worth getting the Frontline. I hate fleas..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
We've all gone mad! No one has yet mentioned Donald Sutherland!
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Paul Walker is a Dad? I did not know that....He's not my type, but he is yummy.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - I have been banned. I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did. I knew from day one that I was going to be combative and piss people
Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........Robert DeNiro?
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on June 13, 2008 - 11:38am.
"Misty is right, how in the HELL did we forget Viggo??? That man is sex on a stick. And not an ahole."
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Yep, Viggo is a personal favorite starting with his performance in "The Reflecting Skin" and "The Prophecy".
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
@Oklahoma- Many of my friends have said that if they were cats they would want to come to my home. I live in a rural communty where the hillbillies kill animals for sheer sport. They go out of their way to run over cats, dogs, turtles, anything that gets in the way of their mufflerless trucks. I have put a moritorium on taking in any more animals. I spend about $200 a week on food and litter. My vet bill last week for annual shots and frontline flea stuff was $444.00 and I only took in 3, I have 7 more to take in this month! Sorry for too much info, but I am passionate about my critters!
WTFOMGLOL,
Oh no you di'ent! LCT is gonna track you down and git ya!!
devilgirl,
I currently have 9 rabbits in my house. Isn't being a softie a bitch! =)
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Run, it's the clergy!
Hey, I used to love Brad. Now that he is with the Black Widow Spider, he is used goods to me.
He feels like a "rent-a-daddy" to me.
Michael K, I love you.
Love Angelina is my most feared stalker.
Shes a tranny that my body guards got in a choke hold at our hotel in chicago.
I saw that bitch digging in my garbage cans and pulling out used tampons and sucking on them saying that i was now a part of her just like the time she put a hair on her cheese cake and ate it in front of Brads moms house.