Friday, June 13th 2008
Hot Daddies
Pitt smelling pit! In of honor of Daddy Day, AOL has named the 15 hottest dads in Hollyweird. And of course, Brad Pitt topped the list. Likely story! The list is pretty basic and I disagree with most of it! Here's their choices:
1. Brad Pitt - Blah!
2. David Beckham - Eh!
3. Johnny Depp - Sure!
4. Will Smith - Huh? It should be Jada and not Will!
5. Matt Damon - Zzzzz!
6. Ryan Phillipe - Smells!
7. Ben Affleck - (see Damon)
8. Joel Madden - Barf!
9. Seal - OK!
10. Patrick Dempsey - Who?!
11. Barack Obama - (see Dempsey)
12. Gavin Rossdale - He's still alive?
13. Tommy Girl - WTF?! HELL NAW! UNHOLY FUCKERY!
14. Tobey Maguire - Ewww!
15. Mark Consuelos - (see Obama)
I've put together my own list. This list speaks the TRUTH!
1. Rojo Caliente - She's also #1 in my hottest moms list!
2. Dreamboat Doherty - Sexiest daddy alive!
3. Clay Gayken - Technically not a daddy yet, but I thought I'd get a head start!
4. Hot Pregnant Dude - (see Gayken)
5. Jim Bob Duggar - He has like 100 kids, so he deserves some recognition!
Take that, AOL!
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M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 12:37pm.
What about Eric Dane? He's a daddy, right?
- I don't think they have kids yet.
But he can be a daddy of a different kind...
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by devilgirl on June 13, 2008 - 12:38pm.
I am so sorry about your loss of Allegra. She obviously had a wonderful life, to have reached that age. They are treasured friends, for certain. I know she was beautiful, I've seen pictures of them, she had to have been absolutely gorgeous.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Yeah, where the hell is Viggo? Sexy, smart, talented.
jim bob needs an ice cream scoop vasectomy.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
VLL.. I know, Me & my sis watched Fight club the other night.. Wow!! I'd perch myself up in a tree, and JUMP onto his dick, well If he wouldn't mind, that is!! lol.. The old Brad is who I'd do that too.. Not the new, used up Brad.. He's a bit icky!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Colin Farrell...oh wait, that's right, he left the hot behind.
Uhm, Paul Walker, never seen a pic of his daughter, and he's a single father.
Who else??
Brad Pitt as Number One Dad?
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
Johnny Depp is head and shoulders above Brad Pitt in that department. For starters, he refuses to whore out his kids like Brangie does.
Second, he actually does good deeds without publicity or reward or getting paid for pictures.
This list is whack.
Ok, I'm calm now, sorry about that to everyone EXCEPT THE TROLL.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
ahh LCT, welcome to the world of the Daniel Defense Brigade. Where talent and being a good person is the sole criteria for adoration. That, and a smoking hot body.
Damn Misty is right, how in the HELL did we forget Viggo??? That man is sex on a stick. And not an ahole.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - I have been banned. I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did. I knew from day one that I was going to be combative and piss people
Okie - I would get on my knees for FIGHT CLUB Brad any day. He told me he had a photo shoot that day and I didn't give a fuck as long as they didn't cut me out, assholes.
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Let's get dangerous.
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
TOMS LOCKS HES KID UNDER THE STAIRS AND THEY CALLING HIM A GOOD DAD YEA THATS PURE FUCKERY
AND WHY HALLIE BERRY SEXY ASS BABY DADDY ON THE LISTAND I WOULD SO DO BEN
THIS IS MY WORLD YALL HOS JUST LIVE IN IT
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@Kizzy- I had a shaded silver persian, Allegra for 20 yrs. she died in 2005. She is the only cat I have bought, all of my others are rescues. I am my own little humane society. I think I did see Moose. Love your names too. NOW GET OFF THE CAPS AND LISTEN (just kidding, making fun of u know who)
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 14, 2008 - 1:36am.
She had me a "nine cats."
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TimTams Rule!
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Kizzy get off caps lock and listen to M.E. if you're resorting to caps lock then that means you're upset. About what, I have no clue, but listen to M.E.
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TOO FUCKING RIGHT I'M UPSET, I'M TIRED OF HAVING TO DEAL WITH YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT. YOU PISS ME OFF BY ALWAYS TURNING EVERY FUCKING THREAD YOU'RE ON INTO A FUCKING BRANGELINA BULLSHIT THREAD. YOU ARE A TROLL. I DON'T HAVE TO DO A FUCKING THING YOU SAY, I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM YOU, BITCH. I'D SAY GO FUCK YOURSELF, BUT AS TOTALLY FUCKING INSANE AS YOU ARE, YOU'VE ALREADY DONE A GOOD ENOUGH JOB OF THAT, ALREADY. ************************************
"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
*meows @ DevilGirls front door step* Please take Me in!!! puuuurrr.. You're so nice!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Jim Bob Duggar needs to masturbate more, or get a frikkin' vasectomy.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
What about Eric Dane? He's a daddy, right?
@DevilGirl, you had me from pussytoes and clawdia... 8-)
sorry misspelted my stuff there.
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 13, 2008 - 12:32pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 12:27pm
*hand LCT Daniel Loon Badge*
You're IN!
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Mmm, sweet. Does flashing our badge get us any dicsounts at Pizza Hut?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on June 14, 2008 - 1:34am.
Well if we're going that way, let's add Mike Rowe since he's my future husband and all.
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TimTams Rule!
idiots drive me loco
Now THAT'S a daddy list!!
Gotta throw Hugh Jackman (GIG) and Hugh Laurie (The C Word) on there too!
devilgirl,
Babykins Mushroom
Officially cutest kitteh name ever!
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Run, it's the clergy!
Submitted by Misty on June 13, 2008 - 12:31pm.
I agree with some of them but...where is Viggo Mortensen???
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I don't know... from the looks of his kid he lets him eat anything and everything out of the vending machine...
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Does Gerard Butler count, since he's my future baby daddy ?
Add to list: William H. Macy!
IMO, a HOT DADDY is someone the child can always count on to be there, has time to read to, play games with, and if they look good in the process? That comes comes from what is inside.
Methinks the wrapping the package comes is not so important then.
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
@Chris E- Ok, First off, I rescue strays. I have nine cats, big house. I have figaro, egg, pussytoes, clawdia(after anne rice's vampire), nubbin(she has a nub of a tail), wasabi, spider, Ripley (cause when I saved her I said believe it or not, i hae another cat) and B.Mushroom. I also have a Samoyed named Norway. No I am not the crazy cat lady, just someone who cannot stand to see an animal suffer.
Submitted by joanne on June 13, 2008 - 9:30am.
Yes, Pitt likes the young girls, why do you think he wants daughters when most men want a son? Jolie probably bought Zahara for him.
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I get the hate and by all means, hate on, but I think that's a bit of a stretch. A lot of men I know wanted their daughters, including my dad. Some men are actually more interested in healthy babies than some old macho ideal of producing sons.
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Let's get dangerous.
Who else should be on the list
Hugh Laurie is an excellent suggestion
Marky Mark is def. a hot daddy
Peja Stojakovic (NBA player, who is by all accounts, not only a good man, but a great dad)
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - I have been banned. I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did. I knew from day one that I was going to be combative and piss people
Submitted by M.E. on June 14, 2008 - 1:29am.
Is somebody being a prick? I haven't noticed. I have built-in asshole blinders.
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TimTams Rule!
Bwahahha, Viva LL.. I knew something looked familiar in that pic.. Dang you!!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 12:27pm
*hand LCT Daniel Loon Badge*
You're IN!
On T: This is a list, made up and stupid, please, BUT The Brad is featured and therefore by the loon bylaws, I must not let this thread fall to the loon of doom.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by Spoiled on June 13, 2008 - 12:22pm.
As if somehow being "stalked by the paparazzi" is a good thing!? Makes it obvious that this "list" is nothing more than a junior high school popularity contest.
P. S. Brad's arrest happened when he was about 25, not just a dumb kid. And doesn't the fact that he started fucking a 15 year old Juliette Lewis around that time bother anyone either?
Hollywood is always a JR. High School popularty contest, It just Gross!I heard he dated Christina Applegate before she was 18 also. and men are always dumb kids. Spoiled if you find a genuine Mug Shot of him from that crime, please post a link!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
M.E.: Agreed.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 13, 2008 - 12:27pm.
@Kizzy- Is that a picture of your cat? I love cats. Have a few myself. My avie is my youngest, Babykins Mushroom
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Awwww!! So sweet!! I love that name!! No, this is one I swiped from lolcats. Not sure if you saw it, but I did a drawing of my Moosecat. I have 3, Molly, Footz, and Moose. M & F are persian, Moose is my flabby tabby foundling.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I agree with some of them but...where is Viggo Mortensen???
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
I have an imagine in my head.. Anyone see Twilight Zone the movie?? That creature that was on the outside of the plane, and had claws and hair.. OMG, creepy!! That thing grabbed that dudes face, w/ his 3 fingers, then shook 'no no' to him.. ooooooooo
that's what I think is going on, right in front of our faces!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Why do Brad's teeth look all fucked up in that pic?
Submitted by devilgirl on June 13, 2008 - 12:30pm.
@LCT- Thanx. By the way I read your last post on the Angelina thread yesterday- LMAO. Too funny. Your Crisco is waiting by the way!
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Hahahah well it's true! I get ON the boat when I go to work.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Yes, Pitt likes the young girls, why do you think he wants daughters when most men want a son? Jolie probably bought Zahara for him.
Migraine Sally: Don't go. Just ignore those comments.
Green is Good: yes! where's jack!?
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Its fine with me if you want to live in Lala land. I am basing what I said off of pure fact. You write a email to Splash and X17. Wenn or any of the major celebrity photography agency and ask them what they would pay for a picture of Daniel Craig and his kid, and what they would pay for a picture of Brad and Angelina's children. Ask them. You'll see what the fuck I am talking about.
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WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT BRANGELINA YOU STUPID SHIT. Daniel Craig was a bond man. IF he brought his children out in public with him, you bet your ass there'd be pictures. He obviously has respect for his family and the privacy of his children, something your idol does not. The Jolie-Pitt children are going to need thousands of hours of therapy for what their parents are doing to them, whereas the Craig children will grow up normal.
Go and get some fucking grammar lessons. I'm tired of reading your ESL paragraphs.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
@LCT- Thanx. By the way I read your last post on the Angelina thread yesterday- LMAO. Too funny. Your Crisco is waiting by the way!
I'm more interested by a dad, and families, that don't look at thier blobs as dollar signs...
like the following dads:
Johnny Depp
Clive Owen
Will Smith (he gets a pass on putting his kids in movies because he doesn't sell their pics to the paps, and seems like such a great dad)
Daniel Craig
William H Macy
Ed Norton when he does become a dad
Pierce Brosnon
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - I have been banned. I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did. I knew from day one that I was going to be combative and piss people
BULLITEN
Please use everything inside you people and REFRAIN from letting the nutjob get full reign of this thread and the attention she is so desperate for!!
Submitted by devilgirl on June 14, 2008 - 1:27am.
Babykins Mushroom?! OMG that's the cutest name ever!! What are your other kitties names?
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Its fine with me if you want to live in Lala land. I am basing what I said off of pure fact. You write a email to Splash and X17. Wenn or any of the major celebrity photography agency and ask them what they would pay for a picture of Daniel Craig and his kid, and what they would pay for a picture of Brad and Angelina's children. Ask them. You'll see what the fuck I am talking about.
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WE DON'T DO THAT SICK SHIT BECAUSE WE DON'T GIVE THAT MUCH OF A SHIT ABOUT IT. STOP STATING YOUR OPINION AS IF IT WERE FACT, IT IS NOT, IT IS YOUR OPINION.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I am so pissed that they cut me out of that picture
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Let's get dangerous.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 13, 2008 - 12:25pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 12:23pm
It's nothing but a stunt and HALA's way of TRYING but failing to do what she thinks posters do to them.
I am standing Loon guard today.
I brought my Bradilooney Badge to look official and shit.
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Can I get in on that? I have RAGE.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
@Kizzy- Is that a picture of your cat? I love cats. Have a few myself. My avie is my youngest, Babykins Mushroom.
Hugh Laurie would also be on my list.
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