Friday, June 13th 2008
Hot Daddies
Pitt smelling pit! In of honor of Daddy Day, AOL has named the 15 hottest dads in Hollyweird. And of course, Brad Pitt topped the list. Likely story! The list is pretty basic and I disagree with most of it! Here's their choices:
1. Brad Pitt - Blah!
2. David Beckham - Eh!
3. Johnny Depp - Sure!
4. Will Smith - Huh? It should be Jada and not Will!
5. Matt Damon - Zzzzz!
6. Ryan Phillipe - Smells!
7. Ben Affleck - (see Damon)
8. Joel Madden - Barf!
9. Seal - OK!
10. Patrick Dempsey - Who?!
11. Barack Obama - (see Dempsey)
12. Gavin Rossdale - He's still alive?
13. Tommy Girl - WTF?! HELL NAW! UNHOLY FUCKERY!
14. Tobey Maguire - Ewww!
15. Mark Consuelos - (see Obama)
I've put together my own list. This list speaks the TRUTH!
1. Rojo Caliente - She's also #1 in my hottest moms list!
2. Dreamboat Doherty - Sexiest daddy alive!
3. Clay Gayken - Technically not a daddy yet, but I thought I'd get a head start!
4. Hot Pregnant Dude - (see Gayken)
5. Jim Bob Duggar - He has like 100 kids, so he deserves some recognition!
Take that, AOL!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Oh my fucking God. I didn't know it was possible to genuinely hate someone you've never even met.
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Yes, yes it is, and dammit to fuck I have been nice, I have been patient, I have been understanding, and what does it get you???? MORE SHIT!!! FUCK THAT!!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Peaches, I agree, Marky Mark should be on that list FOR SUREW! Tommy girl shouldn't have even made the top 10000.
And I agree, Brad might have the bod, but Johnny's class makes him hotter to me.
devilgirl, WELL SAID.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
No Hugh Jackman? Lame.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 14, 2008 - 1:23am.
Where've you been, Pollyanna? I do it everyday. It's a healthy expression of one's contempt for Paris Hilton, Fuggie Fug, Perez Hilton, George W. Bush, etc.
:P
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Its fine with me if you want to live in Lala land. I am basing what I said off of pure fact. You write a email to Splash and X17. Wenn or any of the major celebrity photography agency and ask them what they would pay for a picture of Daniel Craig and his kid, and what they would pay for a picture of Brad and Angelina's children. Ask them. You'll see what the fuck I am talking about.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
*weeping*
I have stayed away for so long, because that twat was ruining every thread, so now I finally find a little time to come back and maybe comment, catch-up with some old timers, etc. and guess what? That twat is back under another name ruining all the fun yet again.
Bye all....maybe I'll try back in another 4 months!
*sigh*
*taps on the mike*
Hugh Jackman anyone???
Johnny Depp #1.
Brad Pitt??? Please. He wouldn't know a diaper from a merkin.
HALA,
Maintain and people might take you seriously. Act like a lunatic, *MUTE*
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Run, it's the clergy!
LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 12:23pm
It's nothing but a stunt and HALA's way of TRYING but failing to do what she thinks posters do to them.
I am standing Loon guard today.
I brought my Bradilooney Badge to look official and shit.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
That's the bad thing about not being an attention whore for Daniel Craig. Since he doesn't marry the paps and doesn't use his kids as photo ops he's not "that interesting". It might actually mean he's doing a good job.
Anyway. Heart Angelina village idiot, if you are not ready to be showered in diarrhea maybe you should not tease any posters anymore. Then you act like a stray fea-infested dog who's about to be beaten and bitch and whine about how everyone is so mean towards you. My advice to you: just fuck off the comments section if you haven't learnt your lesson.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
No one gives a crap about Pitt-Jolies families either but you. What is so interesting about that family in comparison to Craigs? FYI-Some celebrities don't want their children exposed to the media and the public at all. They want their children to be able to lead normal, well adjusted, hapy lives. They don't want their childrens upbringing to be front and center on every magazine and gossip show for people to scrutinize. Actors who give a fuck about their kids keep them out of the limelight. I went to a boarding school with quite a few celebrity kids and let me tell you no media was around there. The parents sent them to the school to get an education and get them out of L.A so they could be normal!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 13, 2008 - 12:19pm.
WORD. ITA. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
ooh..tongue wagging for Peter Griffin lol.
http://www.momsword.org
Don't get me wrong...the Pitt is hot...but Johnny is hotter
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Submitted by Miss Priss on June 13, 2008 - 8:19am.
M.E.
Agreed. Johnny Depp # 1 DADDY!!! 4EVAH~~
Move over Pitt. You're not hot no more. Blame Veinyarmsalina!
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Bwahahahahahahahahaa!!!! I lOVE IT!
What? No David Hasselhoff?
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
why did you have to put Brad Pitt up on there? it is freakn' hot here and you had to put a picture of a guy who I have a crush on.. grrr.
http://www.momsword.org
Hey they left out Peter Griffin! WTF!
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Excuse my manners
Oh my fucking God. I didn't know it was possible to genuinely hate someone you've never even met.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on June 13, 2008 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by The C word on June 14, 2008 - 1:18am.
Sorry, sorry. Don't hit!
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Naw, I'm a lover not a fighter.
I figured that the actual # is probably closer to 12..the ones that stand out are Pitt, Phillipe and Beckham.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
LCT - I agree on Will Smith, he seems like a good dad, but he lets his children hang out with Tom Cruise and other scienos, so that automatically takes him out of the running.
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Let's get dangerous.
lol deb--for me, the black ones are even better. When I saw the movie, women were whistling at the screen during the blue trunks scene (which totally got ZERO press btw ;) ) and during the torture scene, a woman yelled, show us the goods! Which was so wrong, given what was about to happen.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - I have been banned. I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did. I knew from day one that I was going to be combative and piss people
As if somehow being "stalked by the paparazzi" is a good thing!? Makes it obvious that this "list" is nothing more than a junior high school popularity contest.
P. S. Brad's arrest happened when he was about 25, not just a dumb kid. And doesn't the fact that he started fucking a 15 year old Juliette Lewis around that time bother anyone either?
Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Johnny Depp should be #1. Why? Because for
1. Doesn't whore out his kids
2. Keeps AWAY from the spotlight
3. Doesn't morph into whatever woman he's with
4. Makes movies that appeal to him, regardless of whether or not they may be box office gold.
5. Quietly visits sick children, donates, etc.
you're right. Though Brad is pysically the hottest In my opinion, they need to take the other stuff into consideration like you just Mentioned, so when you go with someone who has both the looks and the good Parenting skills, Johnny Wins! oh yeah, and why isn't Mark Wahlberg on this list?
He should be there over Tom Cruise for sure!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
WHY DON'T YOU KEEP YOUR PROMISE AND ONLY COME ON AT NIGHT, AS YOU SAID YOU WOULD?
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Whoring out your kids is all kinds of wrong. It puts them in the same category as, say, Larry Birkhead.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 12:18pm.
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN POSSIBLY KNOW THAT. JUST BECAUSE HE DOES NOT DRAG HIS CHILDREN WITH HIM EVERY TIME HE SHOWS HIS FACE IN PUBLIC DOES NOT MEAN THERE IS NO INTEREST. YOU ARE TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASS, NOW GO AWAY.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Wow, I guess with LA's rationale, Johnny Depp couldn't get $10 for his kids pics either, you know, because he isn't stalked by the paps on a daily basis.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 12:18pm.
Why so upset??? I sit here and read about how this person is so great because they don't "whore out" their kids on daily basis and I simply point out that no one gives a flying fuck about their kids, I am suddenly being mean.
I mean you should kinda accept the fact their families aren't that interesting. Thats why no pics or need for them to show pics of their spawn.
Its a fact.
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So you have to have more kids than you can handle to be interesting? OF COURSE. Coming from YOU.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Damn, couldn't hold it in for too long.. guess AJ should have been on top of that list.. *throws Xanax in the air* Here chew that up!! Muah.. Is it really a Xanax?? Is it??
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Oh and Joel Madden? Why? There's nothing hot about that douche.
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Submitted by The C word on June 14, 2008 - 1:18am.
Sorry, sorry. Don't hit!
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on June 13, 2008 - 12:04pm.
and WHY is Alec Baldwin not on the list?
Hahaha.
"You rude little pig..."
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OH NO YOU DON'T HALA!
YOU WILL NOT GET RUN OF THIS THREAD TODAY!!!!
I READ THE ONE FROM YESTERDAY, ALL ABOUT YOU, ONLY ONE ON TOPIC COMMENT, YEA ONE!!!!
NO NO NO!!!!
So OVER IT!
ON TOPIC: Everyone PULL OUT YOUR LOON FLAGS AND CHARGE FORWARD!!!!
*plops down Bradilooney flag*
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
M.E.
Agreed. Johnny Depp # 1 DADDY!!! 4EVAH~~
Move over Pitt. You're not hot no more. Blame Veinyarmsalina!
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Submitted by oklahoma on June 14, 2008 - 1:16am.
Jebus, I actually choked on my water! LOL!!!
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on June 13, 2008 - 12:16pm.
Submitted by The C word on June 14, 2008 - 1:14am.
Just 3?! I would think there would be 3 that DIDN'T cheat on their wives.
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I said "at least 3" just to c.m.a. ;)
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
MK Your list ROCKS!
1. Brad Pitt - yummy!
2. David Beckham - slurp!
3. Johnny Depp - Yes!
4. Will Smith - aw! I like him, even if he has dumbo ears
5. Matt Damon - Zzzzz!
6. Ryan Phillipe - eh.
7. Ben Affleck - (see Damon)
8. Joel Madden - EW!
9. Seal - True.
10. Patrick Dempsey - zzzzzzzzzz
11. Barack Obama - Woohoo..lol
12. Gavin Rossdale - Yummy
13. Tommy Girl - HELL TO THE NO
14. Tobey Maguire - EWWW!
15. Mark Consuelos - YUMMMERS!
Why so upset??? I sit here and read about how this person is so great because they don't "whore out" their kids on daily basis and I simply point out that no one gives a flying fuck about their kids, I am suddenly being mean.
I mean you should kinda accept the fact their families aren't that interesting. Thats why no pics or need for them to show pics of their spawn.
Its a fact.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
1. Brad Pitt - For a 40+ year old he's hot!
2. David Beckham - Yum
3. Johnny Depp - Bad Teeth couldn't do it!
4. Will Smith - Get Jiggy With It!
5. Matt Damon - Yum
6. Ryan Phillipe - Dirty Peen
7. Ben Affleck - He did JLo... ack!
8. Joel Madden - Barf!
9. Seal - Ack
10. Patrick Dempsey - Can't buy me Love - Hello!!!
11. Barack Obama - Not w/ a 10 foot pool
12. Gavin Rossdale - Eww
13. Tommy Girl - WTF?! HELL NAW! UNHOLY FUCKERY!
14. Tobey Maguire - Ewww!
15. Mark Consuelos - He's a midget!
Oh LMAO @ Mk's list.. I just read it. And it totally blows that other list out of the water!! Damn, I'm hungry!! Where's my lunch, BITCH!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 8:09am.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Daniel Craig doesn't even get stalked by regular paparazzi. Daniel Craig could offer his kid's pictures for 10 bucks to Us Weekly and they won't bother with it.
No body would give a shit.
But you.
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Uhhh, that's bullshit but thanks for coming out.
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LCT - Do. Not. Take. The. Bait.
Submitted by The C word on June 14, 2008 - 1:14am.
Just 3?! I would think there would be 3 that DIDN'T cheat on their wives.
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Daniel Craig doesn't get stalked by the paps because he chooses to live his life in a dignified and low key manner. HALA, you shouldn't speak for everyone when you say he couldn't offer his pics for $10 bucks or whatever it is that you snarked. I, for one, would much rather have his autograph/photo(if I was into that sort of thing) than the Jolie-Pitts. For one, he is a fine actor and for another it isn't something that everyone would have because he is not a media vampire!
Meow Kizzy Meow *lets you out of hot car* *feeds you fresh tuna* Hey, not that tuna.. that's for a special occasion!! Hmph!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Its not bullshit. Cold hard fact but certainly not bullshit.
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You want a cold hard fact? You're a FUCKING IDIOT. I would pay $10 for a picture of his kids. So there. Proof that it's not a fact. Now fuck off.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
I would've liked to have see Pierce Brosnan and Clive Owen on the list.
And my personal criteria to be considered 'hot' does not include screwing around on your wife/partner (as at least 3 on the list did). But that's just me.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Its not bullshit. Cold hard fact but certainly not bullshit.
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That is YOUR OPINION, not a fact. And you wonder why people think you're fucking nuts.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
IDMeLoco, everytime I see your avie I think of Daniel Craig coming out of the sea in those blue trucks. He is ass-tastic!
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on June 14, 2008 - 12:57am.
Yeah, three of his movies are some of my faves (PotC1, Sleepy Hollow, and Chocolat), but I just don't get it with him.
Meh.
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