Friday, June 13th 2008
Hot Daddies
Pitt smelling pit! In of honor of Daddy Day, AOL has named the 15 hottest dads in Hollyweird. And of course, Brad Pitt topped the list. Likely story! The list is pretty basic and I disagree with most of it! Here's their choices:
1. Brad Pitt - Blah!
2. David Beckham - Eh!
3. Johnny Depp - Sure!
4. Will Smith - Huh? It should be Jada and not Will!
5. Matt Damon - Zzzzz!
6. Ryan Phillipe - Smells!
7. Ben Affleck - (see Damon)
8. Joel Madden - Barf!
9. Seal - OK!
10. Patrick Dempsey - Who?!
11. Barack Obama - (see Dempsey)
12. Gavin Rossdale - He's still alive?
13. Tommy Girl - WTF?! HELL NAW! UNHOLY FUCKERY!
14. Tobey Maguire - Ewww!
15. Mark Consuelos - (see Obama)
I've put together my own list. This list speaks the TRUTH!
1. Rojo Caliente - She's also #1 in my hottest moms list!
2. Dreamboat Doherty - Sexiest daddy alive!
3. Clay Gayken - Technically not a daddy yet, but I thought I'd get a head start!
4. Hot Pregnant Dude - (see Gayken)
5. Jim Bob Duggar - He has like 100 kids, so he deserves some recognition!
Take that, AOL!
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Daniel Craig doesn't even get stalked by regular paparazzi
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If that were true, then why and how would we know about every injury he's gotten on different sets of his new movie? The story about the slight injury to his hand came out the day before yesterday.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on June 13, 2008 - 12:11pm.
YOU ROCK MY WORLD!!
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Its not bullshit. Cold hard fact but certainly not bullshit.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Johnny Depp should be #1. Why? Because for
1. Doesn't whore out his kids
2. Keeps AWAY from the spotlight
3. Doesn't morph into whatever woman he's with
4. Makes movies that appeal to him, regardless of whether or not they may be box office gold.
5. Quietly visits sick children, donates, etc.
Me no likey the list.
Gisele Buttchin is the hottest stepdaddy
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Excuse my manners
ohh that's right, playing one of the most iconic movie and literary characters in history, James Bond, doesn't draw ANY attention at all. Daniel Craig gets zero attention out in public. You're confusing fame with people who will whore their children out at any price to their health, happiness, and stability. The two are quite different.
You are seriously mental you psychopath. What happened to the nicer, sweeter you? Oh, that's right, you're only playing "nice" to desperately cling to posting at a site that banned your dumb ass. Read your own words below liar. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - I have been banned. I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did. I knew from day one that I was going to be combative and piss people
Submitted by Spoiled on June 13, 2008 - 11:57am.
Years ago, Brad Pitt was arrested and fined $450 for exposing himself to drivers on Malibu's Pacific Coast Highway - dumbass role model. Looks like many hot, rich, dumb dads on that list. I look forward to seeing the 15 Most Capable Dads in Hollywood, but unfortunately, no one would care...
OMG!!! when was this?? you have a link?? any mugshots?? I wish I was one of those drivers that day!!! I was obviously too young to drive then, but if he did that to me now, I'd flash my boobs at him!!! Some of my sorority sisters did that one time, It was freakin' Funny!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Daniel Craig doesn't even get stalked by regular paparazzi. Daniel Craig could offer his kid's pictures for 10 bucks to Us Weekly and they won't bother with it.
No body would give a shit.
But you.
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Uhhh, that's bullshit but thanks for coming out.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Daniel Craig doesn't even get stalked by regular paparazzi. Daniel Craig could offer his kid's pictures for 10 bucks to Us Weekly and they won't bother with it.
No body would give a shit.
But you.
*shoves HALA out of the way*
This is just in case any poster needs to be reminded that Moron Of The Damned was not BAITED in anyway shape or form.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 11:56am.
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Now THAT is an honest list. That one I believe. Oh yeah, I forgot, you're still SANE. LMAO
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
And then the little village idiot wonders why if she's behaving so "nicely" does she get hard turds thrown at her. Sigh.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Daniel Craig doesn't even get stalked by regular paparazzi. Daniel Craig could offer his kid's pictures for 10 bucks to Us Weekly and they won't bother with it.
No body would give a shit.
But you.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Now I need to take a xanex from this Picture! oh dear sweet god! Say what you will, he may say and do stupid shit, but Brad is Fuckin' HOT!!!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
The Depp should be #1.
and WHY is Alec Baldwin not on the list?
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - I have been banned. I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did. I knew from day one that I was going to be combative and piss people
Where the fuck is Hugh Jackman? Excuse me???
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Daniel Craig is a hot daddy that doesn't whore out his kid, and actually shields his child from the limelight.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - I have been banned. I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did. I knew from day one that I was going to be combative and piss people
Submitted by Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 11:56am.
MUST be. No way they came up with that fucked up of a list completely sober. Unless they're certifiably insane.
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No doodee! Let's break it down:
1. Brad Pitt - Has no balls
2. David Beckham - Has no balls
3. Johnny Depp - Is delicious, loves his kids, should be #2.
4. Will Smith - Is delicious, loves his kids, sets a good example, should be #1.
5. Matt Damon - Have you noticed in every picture of his super knocked up wife he's walking way ahead of her and she's carrying a bag/groceries? What a great husband.
6. Ryan Phillipe - Yeah, he's a great dad, but spends too much time whining as opposed to being strong for his kids.
7. Ben Affleck - Still haven't forgiven him for Bennifer First Edition.
8. Joel Madden - Uhhh... thinking about him while masturbating makes any hope of an orgasm disappear.
9. Seal - Ok, he seems like a good Daddy.
10. Patrick Dempsey - Sure, minus the twins thing.
11. Barack Obama - Why not just put effing John Goodman in here? He's cool but sexy?
12. Gavin Rossdale - Maybe, if this was a list from 1997.
13. Tommy Girl - How can he be a sexy Dad if he's not related to ANY of his children (see L. Ron Hubbard frozen sperm).
14. Tobey Maguire - He looks like a 5 year old.
15. Mark Consuelos - Is this Kelly Ripa's husband? If so, he has a nice body but his eyelashes are much too pretty.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Tobey Maquire is not, nor will he ever be, hot.
That's how I know this list is bullshit.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Submitted by joanne on June 13, 2008 - 11:59am
ITA. Also, giving drugs to a penguin shows the person obviously has no qualms about drugging defenseless creatures that are unable to understand what is going on. WOOOHOOO Yeah, that's really Daddy of the Year material, there!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Brad Pitt and his hairy nipples number one? meh. Johnny Depp is ok, so is Mat Damon. But the rest are meh too. I can't believe they included the Madden douche and Tommy Girl. What's next, Pete Wentz?
Can some explain what the hell is "hot"? as in handsome? because most men on the list are homely. Or do they mean hot in the sense of their celebrity?. I hate these lame lists.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by Carol on June 13, 2008 - 8:56am.
The ONLY man worthy is Johnny Depp. Slightly off topic; I had the misfortune to catch five minutes of Vanilla Sky last night. How did they not award Tommy an Oscar for that performance?
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When we made the grave mistake of seeing Vanilla Sky in a theater, I walked up to the ticket counter, asked for the manager and demanded my money back! True story. Hub was mortified. I could'nt get back those two hours of my life though.
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
Whoring out your children doesn't make you a good father, it makes you a creep.
@Oklahoma- no doubt. Hell with this list they might as well hae put Tommy Lee and David Hasselhoff on it.
I wasn't aware that Pitt had done porno? This looks like a still from some cheap gay porn. His teeth even look snaggly!
Does Doperty's babymama hose him off with a bleach solution prior to visits?
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Years ago, Brad Pitt was arrested and fined $450 for exposing himself to drivers on Malibu's Pacific Coast Highway - dumbass role model. Looks like many hot, rich, dumb dads on that list. I look forward to seeing the 15 Most Capable Dads in Hollywood, but unfortunately, no one would care...
Great list (minus TommyGirl).....but I vote for Sheeps. He should be there too!
Oh, it is not "Dlisted Dads"
Yeah, super boring list. They didn't even throw in any surprises. What makes these good dads, exactly? That they're successful? They could be terrible dads. I read about this at celebrityprayerlist.com too.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on June 13, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on June 14, 2008 - 12:53am.
I feel the same with him and Johnny Depp. I just don't get it.
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I see what you mean, but at least Depp is playing weird-looking characters most of the time, so he doesn't (usually) come off as ordinary.
But both dudes are severely overrated, IMO.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 11:54am.
Are these people hardcore street crack smokers???
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MUST be. No way they came up with that fucked up of a list completely sober. Unless they're certifiably insane.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I agree with the list. The two men from my top two fave celeb families at #1 and #2 respectively. Love this picture. Brad has done some amazing photo shoots. I think this one is from his W magazine Fight Club issue.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
The ONLY man worthy is Johnny Depp. Slightly off topic; I had the misfortune to catch five minutes of Vanilla Sky last night. How did they not award Tommy an Oscar for that performance?
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on June 14, 2008 - 12:53am.
I feel the same with him and Johnny Depp. I just don't get it.
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Submitted by xxxKitten on June 13, 2008 - 11:50am.
I Vote Dreamboat! How could you NOT love that hot sticky mess.
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The vile nastiness of that creature makes him a health hazard for children, not a DILF.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
No no no. Brad Pitt is the hottest MOMMY. Johnny Depp should be #1, and Barack Obama sure as hell is NOT sexy.
Are these people hardcore street crack smokers???
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Scientology must have paid a bundle for this as some weird response to Dr. Drew's comments.
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TimTams Rule!
Call me crazy, but I never found Brad attractive. He's got that generic-looking, underwear model vibe. Don't know what's the appeal, I see tons of guys like him in various ads.
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"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
DevilGirl.. No lie.. WTF is up w/ this shit.. Marky should be #'s 1-3,000,000
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I also have to include Dave Grohl from the Foo Fighters as another hot dad!
I Vote Dreamboat! How could you NOT love that hot sticky mess.
OMG OMG OMG!!!!
It's a Bradiful Looney Day in my neighborhood!!!!
YTQ, oh you know I have this in wallet size already laminated...
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
What's up with his teefs? And his nipples?
Oh, and these lists are such crap. Really.
If you whore your children out, you should not be on the list.
Johnny Depp - #1.
LMAO, MK!
Those lists are always so fucking LAME, and it's always the same damn people.
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"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
Uhm, Barack Obama?? Fuckery right there!! Joel Madden.. I guess just cause these people are dads they automatically make the list.. pfft.. I just give up!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Can't believe they left off Mark Wahlberg. He is definitely a hot dad. Wish he was my "daddy"
OH MY.
Bradiful I hope you laminated your screen
before you go blind with delight.
Skyrockets in flight....la la la. XOXO
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK