She's Trying To Tell You Something
Jennifer Garner and her daughter, Violet, were shopping for boring shit in Brentwood yesterday when Jen accidentally locked her keys in the car, along with her daughter. Drama! This is probably the most exciting thing to happen to them in yeeeeeaaars.
You know Violet just want some "me time." It's probably exhausting being around Jen all the time. She strikes me as one of those people that is always cheery and positive. Like all the time. You just want to shake those people and say, "Call me a dumb bitch! Slap me! Shoot me! Anything!" They would respond by saying, "I'm going to go take a walk and let you cool off." ACK! Those kind of bitches drive me crazy.
Anyway, Violet eventually figured out how to open the door and all was fine. Boooring.
Wenn
Jennifer Garner looks so pretty with the dress.I love her.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site. I believe it"s just a rumor.
wow, violet has grown a lot since the last picture I saw. she is cute. :)
I am glad jen was able to solve this problem so quickly. if she had acted upset, hopefully someone would have offered help. but the way she handled it was the best way. it taught violet how to handle an unexpected situation.
you'd think she would have that dent fixed...
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Jen dropped her first husband like a bad habit when she became the it girl back in the day. I have a feeling she was crushing on Assfleck ever since she was a nobody in Pearl Harbor. If you watch the DVD extras for Daredevil she was googly eyed over him back then. So she's not that innocent.
I did this like 3 times with my first child... back when it was ok to leave them in the car while I went in the corner store... probably wasn't ok now that I think of it, but that's what happens when dumb kids have kids...
it's ok, he's right here beside me at age 12 and he's fine...
Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 4:29pm.
modianos,
Perfume was Fabulous!!! The book, is 100xs better!
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i have it on my amazon wish list! i put it on there as soon as i heard it was a book.
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Why on earth would lock yourself out of the car with your daughter in the car? Dumbass!
Submitted by sybil on June 13, 2008 - 6:36pm.
Wow! She looks like Jennifer Lopez....is that possible or have I started my cocktail hour too early?
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Uh put the drink down.
Shiftee! Low down, gritty and grimey
Wow! She looks like Jennifer Lopez....is that possible or have I started my cocktail hour too early?
Borrring! However, I do like the purse Jennifer Garner is carrying. Anyone know who makes it?
Awww her daughter is adorable! She reminds me of the little girl from the Pepsi commercials & Paulie.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
modianos,
Perfume was Fabulous!!! The book, is 100xs better!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
awwww :) my first triple post lol
*edited for redundancy :)
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Lory
Alan Rickman is always brilliant!!!
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have yall seen perfume: the story of a murderer? its one of the best movies ive ever seen and it also just happens to have professor snape in it! lol
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Lory
Alan Rickman is always brilliant!!!
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have yall seen perfume: the story of a murderer? its one of the best movies ive ever seen and it also just happens to have professor snape in it! lol
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Lory
Alan Rickman is always brilliant!!!
I need a new avie!!!
Edit: Ok, i feel better now!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 3:20pm.
Kahne,
Dogma and Good Will Hunting, GREAT movies. Matt and Ben should have stopped there.
And is that Gaspard Ulliel I spy????
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I couldn't agree more. Dogma was hilarious... Alan Rickman as Metatron was teh awesome!
Good Will Hunting was very good too. What happened to Ben and Matt anyway? Did they smoke their good ideas along with an eight ball? WTF?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
This happened to me two years ago.. exact same thing... luckily my little guy figured out how to unlock the door while I was on the phone with AMA. I'm pretty sure this happens at least once to most parents and although not a huge deal, it definitely makes you panic a bit.
My mom locked me in the car when I was six months old. She said I just sat there and stared at her until my dad showed up with the extra key. Must have been payback for when I tore my poopy diaper off and smeared shit all over myself and my playpen while mom was cooking dinner. They STILL won't let me forget that after almost 30 years...
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
The only time I have ever agreed with Katie Holmes is when she said "say what you will about me but not about my child." (She was being a momma bear about some pappz)
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
my grandma wore sweaters like that.
I did that once, when my son was 4 months old. It was 36C outside (aka F'n hot). I freaked out, tried to smash the window. A stranger managed to break into my car and get him out. Total time he was in the car: 9 minutes. I was parked in the hospital parking lot and ran him in. That 9 minutes was long enough to spike his temperature, but other than that he was fine.
Worst thing that has ever happened to me.
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Whatevs, man. Whatevs.
Been there, done that.
Jennifer is still a good mom. You can tell.
Kahne,
Dogma and Good Will Hunting, GREAT movies. Matt and Ben should have stopped there.
And is that Gaspard Ulliel I spy????
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Weeeeeeeeeee poop stories!!!
Psst... oklahoma....baby wipes!!! Don't you ever pay attention to what Terrence Howard says???
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Run, it's the clergy!
She's so perfectly plain yogurt flavored.
That Mom outfit says it all.
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 3:24pm.
LCT.. Bwahahah! Yeah, soap up that ass! I'm all over that w/ soap! And I'm like you when I just pee.. NOT one square like Sherly Crow, She must be stank!, I can't be still dripping or even moist! LOL
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She only uses one square? Jesus. She must smell like a nursing home.
That's WRONG.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Every mother has had a moment of stupidity. Mine was forgetting to lock the handle of the carseat and dumping the baby out. Does that warrant a visit from cps? She's nine now with no brain damage whatsoever. The difference with shitney is her constant disregard for the safety and well-being of her children. Mommies make mistakes, bad mommies lose their babies.
Catch and release was a great flick, and Ben was great in Dogma, shoot me if you must!
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I don't have anthing cool or witty to say here, so I'll just shut up.
I'll be honest - I only hate this woman cuz you guys tell me to. Does anyone know why I hate her? I think her kid is cute too. I kinda like that this is tagged "Dumb Bitch". I've made some Dumb Bitch moves in my life and I like to get called on it, if I can - it's like Confession.
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Why does the kid have blonde hair? Both of her parents are dark brunettes.
Poor thing is going to have those weird Garner dimples and tiny squinty little eyes. Dimples are cute, but Garner's dimples are just weird, like someone stuck they're thumbs to deep in there.
Submitted by platypus on June 13, 2008 - 2:44pm.
Jen locks her young child in a car, she's still a good mum
Katie Falls while holding Suri, she's still a good mum
Britney stumbles and somebody helps her to make sure SPF is safe, she's the worst mum EVAR
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Katie's a good mom?? That's debatible. IMHO, Jen's a good mom for raising a * 2 1/2 * daughter who is smarter than Shitney (or Katie for that matter) will ever be.
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
Aww. Violet's cute!
Mommy...not so much
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Excuse my manners
LCT.. Bwahahah! Yeah, soap up that ass! I'm all over that w/ soap! And I'm like you when I just pee.. NOT one square like Sherly Crow, She must be stank!, I can't be still dripping or even moist! LOL
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 3:12pm.
I agree with you, little Violet is adorable, and whether you like this bennifer or not, you have to admit that Jennifer is a good mother. Part of not panicking in front of your child is for the child's best interests, don't want them to panic and be afraid. While in some cases, it's clearly dangerous, and children have been harmed and died, that's clearly not the situation here. It was something that would be resolved in a matter of minutes, and everything was fine. Besides, I don't know of anyone who HASN'T locked their keys in, with their kids or their pet.
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Jebus Butter Crisco it's like a rash. It doesn't go away no matter how much topical ointment you apply to it.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 3:14pm.
LCT, I am a 'clean my ass' freak.. then even sometimes later when i have to pee.. I'll be damned if there isn't more for me to clean, like I missed something, But I know i didn't.. I just think some hides in there like "SURPRISE".. but no, I don't like a crap salad surprise..
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Stuff DOES hide in there and it's unescapable! I use two wads even if it's a simple peepee. I cover all bases just in case. I was in the shower with the bf the other day and he turned around and faced his butt to the shower and stuck it out a bit. I was like, "Wtf are you doing?" "Just cleaning the stank off." "No. Rinsing alone will not suffice. Soap up that ass crack or NO sexy times." Totally the least funny story I've ever told but there it is.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 3:00pm.
LA - amoung other reasons, if you can't stay calm in an emergency situation. Don't have kids.
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I am not gonna have any, any time soon. Hopefully by that time I am more calm and can handle situations better.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
LCT, I am a 'clean my ass' freak.. then even sometimes later when i have to pee.. I'll be damned if there isn't more for me to clean, like I missed something, But I know i didn't.. I just think some hides in there like "SURPRISE".. but no, I don't like a crap salad surprise..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Tina L on June 13, 2008 - 3:11pm.
Are Jen & Ben even a couple anymore? you never see them together
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It rings a bell that Ben said at one point that he and Jennifer avoid going to public events as a couple to avoid the shitstorm that was Bennifer #1.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 3:08pm.
Oh fuck me blind, why is it every GD thread? Why?
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Because it clearly has nothing better to do.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Are Jen & Ben even a couple anymore? you never see them together
Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 3:00pm.
LCT.. LMAO!*points at poo* You done this *while wiping my own butt*!! That would be hilarious to blame him!!
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Speaking of wiping, have you ever been in the situation where you do your business, and use up about half a roll of toilet paper just to make sure you got it all, and the second you stand up you realize you're not done and have to go through the whole process all over again?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Oh fuck me blind, why is it every GD thread? Why?
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
i did this once.. i had opened my door and meant to hit unlock but hit the lock button instead. You guys are mean. Of course she didn't "leave" her. We're talking about JenG.. not BritBrit !
I love JenG... she's always cool and friendly, even w/ Gary Bussey molesting her ass on national tv. You gotta love that.
LA - amoung other reasons, if you can't stay calm in an emergency situation. Don't have kids.
LCT.. LMAO!*points at poo* You done this *while wiping my own butt*!! That would be hilarious to blame him!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 1:48pm.
"Her and violet and their enormous dimples just melt my little old black heart."
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I have to admit it, too. They are effing adorable.
Excuse me while I cruise over to
icanhascheezburger.com, and OD on cuteness.
Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 2:52pm.
I am a worrier. I panic over anything, well not anything. If I had a kid and I locked her in the car, I would lose my shit. I am not one of those people who can sit in the emergency sit on the plane. However thats good to know, thanks for the advice.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 2:52pm.
LCT..LOL I wanted to just go ahead and poop in the floor to blame hub's dog, and make said hub clean it up.. Yes, Clean up my poo ring finger man, Clean it!
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Why not just blame the hub? Be like, "Dear, you did that this morning right after you got up and were half asleep. Don't pretend like you don't remember. Now clean it up."
All this poo talk is making me have to go. Bee are bee.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
jackie - LMAO! Yes, we keep a key hidden outside now too.
And my kids were laughing hysterically through the windows at me.
But boy they sure did STFU once I finally got my ass through that GD window!