She's Trying To Tell You Something
Jennifer Garner and her daughter, Violet, were shopping for boring shit in Brentwood yesterday when Jen accidentally locked her keys in the car, along with her daughter. Drama! This is probably the most exciting thing to happen to them in yeeeeeaaars.
You know Violet just want some "me time." It's probably exhausting being around Jen all the time. She strikes me as one of those people that is always cheery and positive. Like all the time. You just want to shake those people and say, "Call me a dumb bitch! Slap me! Shoot me! Anything!" They would respond by saying, "I'm going to go take a walk and let you cool off." ACK! Those kind of bitches drive me crazy.
Anyway, Violet eventually figured out how to open the door and all was fine. Boooring.
Wenn
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A Beagle locked me out of a car once. The little bitch cost me $60 in order to get the car unlocked!
Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Bwahahaha, Angel i. After I gave him a 'free' chocolate bar for all his hard work..
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*chortle!*
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
The dame handled it with grace and style. No giving the Paparazzi the middle finger salute, or using colorful metaphors.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 1:45pm
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lmao at crawling throught the window. toddlers are a trip. mine literally sat at the back door and laughed in my face the entire time all while i was yelling at him to open the gotdamn door. i now take my keys w/ me everytime i go out for a smoke just in case.
Bwahahaha, Angel i. After I gave him a 'free' chocolate bar for all his hard work..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 1:48pm.
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LMAO!
I hope you told that story to the telephone guy!
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
LCT..LOL I wanted to just go ahead and poop in the floor to blame hub's dog, and make said hub clean it up.. Yes, Clean up my poo ring finger man, Clean it!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Damn, Violet is big. I recently have taken a fancy to Jennifer Garner- she was the only good thing about the movie Juno.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 10:46am.
I don't like Jen Garner but I would be horrified. Its good her daughter can let herself out the car. Jesus, I would have a panic attack, then those paps just stood there taking pictures. They should have gone for help.
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The kid was locked in the car for a matter of a few minutes. No real reason to panic. First try talking to your kids, explain how to unlock the door. If they can't do that, call AAA and have them slim jim the door open.
Easy.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 2:48pm.
GD it, Angel i.. I came over here to NOT laugh..
Ok. Like this morning, I almost pulled a "that girl in the hot tub" accident. I got up and pee'd. and turned on the shower.. then like I had to fart..But I never did, then thot. Fuck, So i sat on the toilet stool real quick.. And bam, I had to poo! Thank god I did that.. I almost pooped on the floor.. But I wish I would have, I would have left it there, and blamed it on the fucking dog.. Lil fucker! TMI? But that was totally weird.. Anyone relate? anyone??
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah omg Okie I fucking love you. Hahahahahaahahahaha. You totally should have pooped on the floor. I can relate in that I've thought I had to fart and went for it but accidentally initiated a little #2 action and had to beeline it for the bathroom.
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Love Carrottopelina.
I like Jennifer Garner.
She does seem a bit annoying sometimes, and her taste in husbands is awful, but whatever.
She seems like a nice person.
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 2:48pm.
GD it, Angel i.. I came over here to NOT laugh..
Ok. Like this morning, I almost pulled a "that girl in the hot tub" accident. I got up and pee'd. and turned on the shower.. then like I had to fart..But I never did, then thot. Fuck, So i sat on the toilet stool real quick.. And bam, I had to poo! Thank god I did that.. I almost pooped on the floor.. But I wish I would have, I would have left it there, and blamed it on the fucking dog.. Lil fucker! TMI? But that was totally weird.. Anyone relate? anyone??
HOLY SHIT! HA HA!
Why is this news?
I have been locked out of the house by a two-year old, and once I accidently locked the baby in the car, as I left the driver's side to go around to the right passenger door. I somehow SOMEHOW hit the lock button and didn't have the keys with me. I chalked it up to new mother's brain.
Awwww lil' Violet let herself out. How cute. I love Jennifer Garner. Her and violet and their enormous dimples just melt my little old black heart.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
GD it, Angel i.. I came over here to NOT laugh..
Ok. Like this morning, I almost pulled a "that girl in the hot tub" accident. I got up and pee'd. and turned on the shower.. then like I had to fart..But I never did, then thot. Fuck, So i sat on the toilet stool real quick.. And bam, I had to poo! Thank god I did that.. I almost pooped on the floor.. But I wish I would have, I would have left it there, and blamed it on the fucking dog.. Lil fucker! TMI? But that was totally weird.. Anyone relate? anyone??
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
You can lock yourself out right after you exit the vehicle without "leaving" your child. This is how rumors are started.
That must have been horrible! Things like this happen all the time but I don't know how I'd handle it if I had a !$@#&^! camera crew catching the whole thing for the world to see. I'd need some 'me' time after this. :(
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I don't like Jen Garner but I would be horrified. Its good her daughter can let herself out the car. Jesus, I would have a panic attack, then those paps just stood there taking pictures. They should have gone for help.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by martiq on June 13, 2008 - 10:43am.
Isn't there some law about leaving children alone in the car? Are we sure she shouldn't be in jail?
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Are you fucking serious? It was an accident, she locked her keys in the car.
We've all done it, but maybe not with our CHILD in the car.
Submitted by jackie on June 13, 2008 - 10:39am.
my 2 yr old locked me outside on the balcony for 30 minutes. i was so pissed.
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My 5 year old locked me out of the house too. We have those child proof thingies on the handles of the front door and one on the laundry room door, which leads to a door outside. Well, while I was getting their stuff out of the car, Big D shut, locked outter door, went inside and shut laundry room door.
He hadn't figured out how to squeeze the handles to open the child proofed doors.
I had to crawl in through our bathroom window.
Jen locks her young child in a car, she's still a good mum
Katie Falls while holding Suri, she's still a good mum
Britney stumbles and somebody helps her to make sure SPF is safe, she's the worst mum EVAR
Now I don't think Brit is mother of the year and I'm not a fan... but I'm just sayin
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Isn't there some law about leaving children alone in the car? Are we sure she shouldn't be in jail?
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on June 13, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Things definitely happen when you're on the run but damn, that fucked up!
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No - that is a well-handled mishap. What's fucked up is leaving your toddler die (gasp!) in a car while you work at Hooters for 8 hours. THAT is fucked up. (i'm not saying that you did that,just so you know, just that it happened)
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
That child is a little unfortunate looking. Her dimples are cute though.
LOL, that shit's hilarious. Kids are just so much fun, it drives you insane :D
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MK you are too much.
I have to admit that I loved her in Catch and release. I can't hate her, her bday is 04/17 and that's my best friend's bday as well and my gf ROCKS!
Thank god my car has one of those keypads, because this has happened to me so many times. Please don't call CPS on me!
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I'm gonna have to sit over here for a minute! I'm LMAO too much while at work at other things going on in this site!! Now stop the fuckery!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Too bad Latarian Milton wasn't around, he could've taken Violet on the joy ride of her life and beat down Jen for some money for wings for two at the Ivy!
my 2 yr old locked me outside on the balcony for 30 minutes. i was so pissed.
Things definitely happen when you're on the run but damn, that fucked up!
Things definitely happen when you're on the run but damn, that fucked up!
LOL At what Jenn's response would be to saying that stuff to her.!! My sis has done this thing a 100 times.. Locking keys & baby in car while running, Like at her house!! WTF, tho!! WTF??
Where is everyone..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!