Friday, June 13th 2008

R. Kelly Is Free

What a pisser! A jury in Chicago just acquitted R. Kelly of all 14 counts of child pornography. The jury spent less than a day deliberating the case.

R. Kelly denied it was him in the video. His lawyers used "The Little Man" defense. They believe bitches digitally altered the sex tape to make it look like R. Kelly was in it. Even the victim denied it was her in the video.

The not guilty verdict came six years after R. Kelly was charged with videotaping himself having piss sex with a girl, who prosecutors say was 13 at the time.

Damn! You know that jury was filled with a bunch of golder-shower-loving sick ass bitches! I'm not surprised. R. Kelly better send the Wayans Brothers a big "THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY ASS" basket. "Little Man" saved R. Kelly!

Posted by: Michael K


Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Burn in hell!!!!!
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Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise.

well I certainly am not surprised that this scum sucking pig got off because our justice system SUCKS!!

The bad thing about it is you have a lot of "men" out there like this walking the streets. And when a person is in a position of power they definitely take advantage of it. For example, I'm 25 and I work in retail and one of my regular customers is a cop in his 50's married with 2 kids, but that hasnt stopped him from stalking me and calling me at work. Pathetic.

Back OT what the HELL does having sex with underage girls do for a man?? That shit is like wanting to eating meatloaf that hasnt been cooked!!!

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to pills for that..

the 14 charges against him all had to do with child pornography. the girl in the video was said to be 13. the charges specify what sex acts the tape shows. I heard that the jurors believed the man was r. kelly, but didn't believe the girl was who the prosecution said.

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that sickens me. he only got away with it for being famous. son of a bitch

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PEDOPHILE...this disgusts me...
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Whatever's picture

When you have enough money you can get away with anything these days. Next thing you know that little bastard nick hogan will be let out early for good behavior.

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Submitted by forever.now on June 14, 2008 - 8:37am.
he and other "celebrities" who commit serious crimes and escape justice should be boycotted by the public. no one should support anything they do.

I agree with you 100%.
Didn't he sleep with a 13 year old?
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There's no I in fuck you.

he and other "celebrities" who commit serious crimes and escape justice should be boycotted by the public. no one should support anything they do.

he was holding his lawyer's hand and crying in court. he was terrified his obvious guilt would land him in prison for years. I saw on cnn a lady who interviewed him shortly before the charges were first brought and she said he cried then, too.

R. Kelly is a cute man.Congratulations for his free!I saw some new privacy news about this in site ----"AffluentBachelors.com"-------Maybe it will have heavy influence on us. Just care.

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Is there any serious crime you can be convicted of in the US if you are famous? I know you can get five minutes on jail for drunk driving but actual time? I am disgusted.

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This played out exactly like the "Boondocks" episode said it would... therefore, I'm not surprised. As Riley said, "He's R. Kelly!"

What a bunch of horseshit.

How can any sane person put that fucking pervert back out there to do this again.
If it had been a nonfamous person trying to pull the shit he did... they would've been in jail rotting a looong time ago.
UUUUGH.. someone go find that jury and karate chop them in their necks.

Fifi's picture

Um...is Kelly a Scientologist, by any chance?

Kiss,
Fifi

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loric's picture

If an average man did anything like this-they would be in jail. Unfortunately, money talks. R. Kelly has the money to get the best lawyers that he could possibly get.
This is not the last time R. Kelly is in trouble-hopefully he won't be so lucky next time.

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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp

God be with you, dumbass.

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...free to strike again, I'm sure....what a fucking ass!...

...when have we had enough of this fucked up jury system of ours?...

gina latina's picture

Tim Russert dies, and this piece of human shit goes free. Is this Bizarro Friday the 13th??? WTF??

I have a feeling that this won't be his last brush with the courts. He'll get busted for something dum (I'm thinking DUI) and hopefully serve his time. I know it's kinda wishful thinking but I refuse to believe that this fucker can get away with this shit.

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gucci's picture

Excuse my language but fuck this guy his ass belongs in jail.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Raven's picture

this is fucking bullshit.

i hate R. Kelly and he's a pedo and piece of trash

burn in hell

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jussayin's picture

if the piss don't fit you must acquit!

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

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I believe I can lie."

iHeartHaters's picture

Oh fuck I don't even want to get started on this pile of shit...LOL I'll save my energy.

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Submitted by Pernicious on June 13, 2008 - 3:16pm.
Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on June 13, 2008 - 10:04pm.
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I agree, if my child had sex with a minor who had a fake id, I'd sue them for fraud. I'd sue the club as well.

I grew up in Sweden where they are strict as hell, but I still had a fake id at 16. My mother lost it when she found out and confiscated it (I only had it like 3 months). But my mother would never have gone after the guys or the clubs, she's old skool and went after me. I knew damn well what I was doing.
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Yup, back then tho, it was called parenting. Now it's called letting your cash cow go. I think parents need to stop worrying about being litigious and worry about whuppin that wanna-be grown-ass.

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He is a pedophile, he has a history of sex with minors, so he is bound to fuck up again, and hopefully this time there will be more evidence than a fucking mole

"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"

joanne's picture

They gave the kids back to that sect group and now this. sad.

Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 6:01pm.

I'm pretty sure had I tried to cut this fucker off I'd a bleed to death. This GD thing has a pulse! LOL.

M.E., not sure what your doctor diagnosed the bump as but my guess is it's probably a sebaceous cyst (impacted oil gland). Some people are prone to getting them more than others. Even shaving can cause them. Did you name it? lol Yeah, I don't recommend performing surgery on yourself. I've actually lanced and removed things like that on my different family members but I'm really careful and my success rate is 100% and I'm free of charge vs. a doctor bill. Most of us don't have any medical insurance so I'm pretty handy for us broke folk. :) Always keep real cotton balls handy too btw because they help stop bleeding wounds really fast when nothing else will.
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R. Kelly grosses me out. That is all.

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Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on June 13, 2008 - 10:04pm.
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I agree, if my child had sex with a minor who had a fake id, I'd sue them for fraud. I'd sue the club as well.

I grew up in Sweden where they are strict as hell, but I still had a fake id at 16. My mother lost it when she found out and confiscated it (I only had it like 3 months). But my mother would never have gone after the guys or the clubs, she's old skool and went after me. I knew damn well what I was doing.

Here in England nobody cares, I swear I've seen drunk 14yo in clubs dressed like sluts. All they do is flirt with the doorman and they're in.

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kizzy - yes, I remember the first time Barbie goosed me.

I was never the same.

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Submitted by angel_i on June 13, 2008 - 6:03pm.

Oh SHIT! Then they might start seeing women and girls as actual human beings rather than sexual objects placed before them for the sole purpose of gratification. Then it might get REALLY crazy, and actually believe we DO have the right to wear whatever we want and go wherever we want, whenever we want to, and be left alone!! OMG Total anarchy!!

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Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 6:00pm.

She IS, she so is. All the time, poking a hand here, jabbing a leg there...always winding up between your legs. Straight up ho.

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Submitted by NYAPPLES on June 13, 2008 - 9:54pm.
But some people really dont have a choice. Lets say a child star is the bread winner in the family, if you dont have sex and advance your career, there wont be any money coming in and Dina will be dissapointed in you.
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LOL @ Dina. But that's a different thing, when your parents whore you out, and when you whore yourself out. Britney's parents wanted her to be a star, and lord knows what she had to do to get there, but she cannot turn around and say these producers did this to me, because it was her parents that did that to her. They are supposed to take care of her. Fair enough, men shouldn't take advantage of little girls, but who is supposed to protect the little girls? I think Britney thinks it was worth it while she was on top, but then she got all fucked up, and the question would be if she became crazy because of what was done to her - or because she was destinned to be crazy either way.

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Submitted by Pernicious on June 13, 2008 - 2:39pm.
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Man, that sux major ass!

That's why I believe that if people like your friend have to be prosecuted, so should the parents of the "victimized" minor under something like criminal neglect of a minor over 14.

If should be the same if you left your six year old alone in the home and they set the house on fire.

Minors are minors, and parents just like anyone else should held responsible, because when you dont take the time to know where your children are, it's basically like giving them the green-light to fuck up.

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They HAD to acquit - can you imagine how many industry execs they'd have to start jailing if they did so for the tiny, little offense of gettin' jiggy with a teenybopper???

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Now he can continue to produce such grammy hits like "Bump & Grind"

M.E.'s picture

Thanks ♥

I'm pretty sure had I tried to cut this fucker off I'd a bleed to death. This GD thing has a pulse! LOL.

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Kizzy true DAT! Barbie is a gayelle! She be ALL OVER the no no spots.

WHORE!

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@NYA, i somehow don't think that BSpears thinks it was all worth it at this point. She has lost her children, her dad is her conservator, leeches tried to bleed her dry and she is fodder for every pappz/dirt rag mag out there...money is not the end all, you know?

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Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 5:42pm.

M.E., try some cotton from a cotton ball, neosporin ointment (if you have it) and a band-aid big enough to fit. You might want to gently wash it well first and rinse it with some hydrogen peroxide if you have it. Be VERY careful with any wound like that because you can get secondary infections (you do NOT want to go there, beeeeee careful). Oddly enough, I got a weird red bump just like the one you mentioned when I was pregnant many moons ago and I don't know if it was my thighs getting huge and rubbing together or what but I sterilized some scissors and cut that thing off and bandaged it up and it never returned thank goodness. Gross much? Sorry about the tmi.
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R. Kelly is ugly and mean looking. No thank you, Sir. Go away and get old and then go after 30-year olds when you're 80-something like Hef.

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But some people really dont have a choice. Lets say a child star is the bread winner in the family, if you dont have sex and advance your career, there wont be any money coming in and Dina will be dissapointed in you.

"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"

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Submitted by Pernicious on June 13, 2008 - 6:17pm.

Maybe theres a link between philanthropy of the stars and how there making up for how they got started in the biz. Or for the tax break. But look at someone like Britney Spears, to me, she has always had this thing about her where I am sure she was touched upon early and who knows what else on her road to fame. She got the fame, and now with her situation, was it all worth it

"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"

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Submitted by NYAPPLES on June 13, 2008 - 9:44pm.
Pernicious

Is fucking for stardom that bad, if lets say hypothetically you knew you would make it if you did it, and you could have a life of wealth and the career you always wanted, is an hour or so that bad of a trade of?
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I try not to judge people, and if you feel you need to fuck somebody to get somewhere, then by all means bend over and act like you enjoy it. Just don't talk about "I had no choice" because that spells out rape in my books.

I would not fuck to get ahead. Death before dishonour is my motto, and I would have a hard time looking myself in the mirror if I did. I'd beg for money but I won't fuck for it.

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 5:45pm.

LCT,
Oh the good way. The "LCT really loves me" way! The hiding in the bushes, stealing underwear way.
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Well hell, you don't need to be into chicks to be THAT kind of stalker. Just get some tips from the Plantar Wart. She can tell you.

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Submitted by NYAPPLES on June 13, 2008 - 9:40pm.
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True, I just had a problem with people who fuck for advancement and then go on about how they were (ab)used. Teenagers are kids, but we need to give them a little more credit than that. There is no way in hell anyone can say that Aaliyah (god rest her soul) didn't know what she was doing when she was fucking R Kelly - NO WAY! She even married the guy. Yes, he took advantage of her, but she was his accomplice, as were her parents. They all felt it was worth her sleeping with this man in order for her to get her career started. And then when people start talking they anull the marriage and claim they did it on the DL.

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LCT,
Oh the good way. The "LCT really loves me" way! The hiding in the bushes, stealing underwear way.

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The reality is the prosecution's case was shit. I hate R Kelly as much as anyone, but let's face it. If you are going to prosecute a high priority figure with money, you better have a really good case.

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Pernicious

Is fucking for stardom that bad, if lets say hypothetically you knew you would make it if you did it, and you could have a life of wealth and the career you always wanted, is an hour or so that bad of a trade of?

"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"

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Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 5:38pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 5:28pm.
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Barbie's the biggest pedo out there. ALWAYS got to jab the no-no spot. You could be just chillin' in the tub, laying down, sitting up, it doesn't matter, Barbie would always arrange it so she could float right into your no-no places.

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DebfromHell - it only hurts when I smack it on sumpthin.

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M.E. maybe you should call dermatologists office just to make sure this is normal progression. i don't think you should have that much pain and it will ease your mind...

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Submitted by Pernicious on June 13, 2008 - 6:02pm.

Thats exactly it, if the ends justify the means. When people fuck for advancement, alot has to do with motivation and drive, but also how "far your willing to go". It paid of for Marilyn Monroe, Madonna, and Iam sure many other singers and actors. But for each of those who made it that way, there are thousands who spread 'em and got nowhere.

"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"

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Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on June 13, 2008 - 9:26pm.
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I can't tell a 14yo from a 20yo these days, and the situation was the support act didn't give a fuck if she looked 12 and said she was 25 cos he was trying get me to agree to go on the bus. He wasn't looing at her, which the bodyguard was.

Like I said before, my friend slept with a girl he met at a club where the min age is 21. She was 16, father found out and now he's a registered sex offender and fucked for life. But this is also a hypocritical of me cos I have taken my cuz clubbing when she was underage, but I freaked out when I found out she went with her other underage friends.