Pussy And Bear: A Love Story
This afternoon has been filled with some fucked up news, so here's a little something to warm the cock of your heart. I know it's cockles, but I like cock better. Always have.
The Daily Mail brings us this lovely story of Muschi the pussy and Maeuschen the bear from the Berlin Zoo. The two met 8 years ago and they've been best friends ever since.
The two were only separated once and it was hell for the both of them. Last October, Maeuschen was transferred to a cage while her living space is being renovated. Muschi stayed by the bear's cage all day and all night. The zookeepers finally decided to let Muschi inside Maeuschen's cage. The two immediately had a quick cuddle and now they're happy again.
The zoo hos said they do absolutely everything together. They will both be released back into the living space this month.
I wonder how they do sex to each other? I'm joking! They don't love each other like that!
OMG how freaking cute. It looks like the cat is telling the bear a joke, and the bear is laughing.
I wonder what they talk about.
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 14, 2008 - 12:03am.
It's not that the bear wasn't hungry, he just doesn't like Chinese food.
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HAHAHAHA ~ funny shit. Thanks for the daily smile=)
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Thank you for pot smoking.
Speaking of bears, there is one on the run in Tunica, MS. One of the guys in the neighborhood was on the news and he said, "I've never heard(or maybe it was seen) a bear in the hood." Damn. If anyone else is from Memphis, I thought North MS was supposed to be a nice area. Guess I was wrong...
Hehehehehehehe...They are so lovely.It's interesting.I saw some new privacy news about them in site ----"AffluentBachelors.com"-------Maybe it will have heavy influence on us. Just care.
Okay, I adore my cat as much as the next twat, but seriously...every time a feline is mentioned on this site the estrogen cloud gets too thick to fucking breath.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
It's not that the bear wasn't hungry, he just doesn't like Chinese food.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
In the 2nd pic the bear is saying,"All I asked for was a little pussy, real funny guys".
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Thanks... :)
Submitted by riverchic on June 13, 2008 - 10:25pm.
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Aw. What a Friday the 13th kinda post this must be for you. I'm sorry you had to give your kitty away - here's a cookie for you:)
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
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Awww... That's sweet! I had to give my kitty to the humane society today (I've had her for 6 yrs.) so I'm bummed. This made me smile, tho...
The cat used to walk on his hind legs, until the weight of his balls messed up his back.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
yeah sweeet...Maeuschen the bear is fattening up Muschi the pussy for dinner;kidding sorta. :>
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jesus christ that bear is huge!
LEANORAAA <3
Kizzy, if you do not have to scan them onto your computer and are stored in Pictures you can download for your avie. MK s site will automatically resize them for you.
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It's Friday the 13th, let the Buttfuck Fiesta Begin!
Lolcatz, my second favorite site on the interwebs :) I suck at photoshop, too, maybe I should ditch Hugh and steal some that just look like my cats. Your furbabies sound so sweet, I'm definitely not a "breed snob", I also have 2 rescue kitties and all the strays in my neighborhood know where to come. I haven't quite reached "crazy cat lady" status yet, but I'm working on it, LOL.
They must know that I'm talking about them, I'm getting that "Mom, when are you going to get off the computer and feed us?" look.
It's been really warm in the Northeast and my cockles are not just warm but sweaty too.
I'll bet nobody's gonna mess with this little kitty while his friend is around.
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Submitted by smoke on June 13, 2008 - 8:19pm.
Awwww, so sweet they groom you!! I have no idea what the fascination with hair ties is, part of the feline mystique, I guess. I stole my avie from lolcatz. I will steal a cat pic in a heartbeat, LMAO!! All of my pics are too big to fit, and I suck at photoshop. I barely got the drawing of Moose to fit, LOL. Molly is a calico, and Footz is black and white. They do have the sweetest natures.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
@ Kizzy, you may be right! Or maybe they just don't like it when we wear our hair down? I know that mine love to play with my hair and try to groom me.
If that's your cat in your avie, he/she is gorgeous! I've always had a soft spot for Persians and Himalayans, not only because of their beauty but their good nature as well. I have 2 Himmies and they are so laid back, relaxed, cuddly and loving!
Submitted by tangerine on June 13, 2008 - 8:09pm.
LOL So cute, I love spooning with my felines. Whenever I'm away from home overnight, it's hard to get to sleep, I'm so used to having Moose purr me to sleep, LOL! Smoke said it perfectly, they give so much but ask for so little.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Thanks Kizzy! Yeah, they are my babies and I would die if anything happened to them! Floyd is a side sleeper as well. He lets me spoon him, lol.
@Smoke--My little thieves just play with them on the floor, I wonder if y'all's cats are playing some form of basketball, and a 'dunk' is 2 points!
LMAO
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by tangerine on June 13, 2008 - 7:36pm
I'm with you, gotta have them in the bed, LOL. I don't think you have to worry about squishing the baby, Moose was a foot-baby, now he's a hip boy. (I'm a side sleeper)Flip'll feel you move, and be ready to move. Shows what a good catmom you are that you worry about it.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LOL at the stories about the hair ties! I thought that mine was the only one! Unfortunately, she doesn't bother with the food or water dish, mine get dropped straight into the toilet. I wonder what they are thinking that makes them do this? Mine will actually sneak up behind me on the couch and try to steal them out of my hair when I'm wearing them! I can't get too mad at her, though, she's the one that sleeps beside me every night with her arms wrapped around my wrist, using my hand for a pillow.
I'm glad to see so many cat lovers here, I don't know where I would be without mine. They give so much, yet ask for so little. I love my "babies" more than I do most people!
Yeah Kizzy I love having them follow me around. Floyd (my oldest cat) didn't like the baby at first, but now I can see that they are going to be best friends. Last night was the first night we all slept together in the bed. My fiance and I, Flip (the baby) and Floyd. It's getting crowded in there! The baby is only 10 weeks though, and I am a little worried about him getting squished in the bed. I try to keep him up by my head but he likes to be down by my feet. I just don't want him to have to sleep separately from us, ya know? I just can't remember when Floyd started to sleep in the bed with me as it was eight years ago. Apparently I never squished him, lol.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on June 13, 2008 - 3:26pm.
It's so annoying. I have to scrub out the water dish every day and after fishing slimy rubber bands out of it. They also do this to sinks and toilets, if allowed access.
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"This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter." - MK, 6/11/08
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 13, 2008 - 5:23pm.
Mine also steal rubber bands and hair ties and drop them in the WATER dish. Always the water dish.
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HAHA That's cute!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Bradi--
Her cat & mine are both brown tiger-striped cats too(My girl is even named Tiger). They look and behave a lot alike. Maybe it's a tiger cat thing?!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Mine also steal rubber bands and hair ties and drop them in the WATER dish. Always the water dish.
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"This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter." - MK, 6/11/08
iHeartHaters on June 13, 2008 - 7:17pm
Shut up, your sis has one that does that too?
Weirdos they are, wittle wonderful furball bossy weirdos!
*as one of mine has so graciously knocked shit onto the floor to lay in front of me*
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 13, 2008 - 7:15pm.
ROFL I do, too, I mean I am baaaad with it!! Izzumz mumzie'z widdle pweshus hearwwwt? Yez him iz, yez him iz.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 13, 2008 - 4:41pm
Oh, well, my other female since she was a kitten steals my hair ties, not scrunchies, the rubber band type
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One of my cats steals my hairbands too LOL She hoardes them under several runner rugs I have. Not the regular rugs, just the log runner ones. She's a goofball:P
One of my sister's cats steals them also but she puts them in her food dish like yours. Cracks me up!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 3:11pm.
Aaaahh, I'm so stupid with it. I call both cats by both names. Then I talk to them in stupid baby talk, like, "Who's my little fuzzle wuzzle?"
Fuzzy Loveball is another one. Yeah, I'm a fool for my cats.
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"This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter." - MK, 6/11/08
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 13, 2008 - 7:07pm.
LOL Very cool names, I really like fuzzlewuzz.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Migraineuse on June 13, 2008 - 7:07pm
meow!
Oh the nicknames, Manolo is also my "sexy boyfriend", he poses and looks back all kittyfied and lets out a little meow.
He's a Mama's boy.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Speaking of pet names for kitties, mine are Kittybits and Fuzzlewuzz.
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"This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter." - MK, 6/11/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 13, 2008 - 6:59pm
Me too, it's been great, tho. Our critters have personality to spare!! From the earliest days, poets and scribes have written verses in praise of the feline, and we are still enthralled.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
DebFrmHell on June 13, 2008 - 6:59pm
Awww, I have a ton of True Crime books...
All this talk made me think about my previous furballs....
Fluffy, shut up I was 7 when I got her.
Valentino, RIP to young, he was really really sick.
And Farley, RIP
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I need to go read a serial killer book or something while watching I.D. just to get my heart back up to firm again. I have laughed and cried all afternoon with ya'll over these stories about our pets...
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It's Friday the 13th, let the Buttfuck Fiesta Begin!
Submitted by tangerine on June 13, 2008 - 6:51pm.
So sweeeeeet!! I bet they are beautiful. I love having supervisors, I'd never get anything done at home if I didn't!! I think mine do it just to see where I hid their catnip stash, LMAO
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
My kitteh beechez deserve a big ass paper bag to play in!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 13, 2008 - 6:51pm.
LMAO You got it!! Lil' Striped Hiney just wigglin', adorable!!
What a smart cat--taking watches out of the jewelry box!! "I likez diz one, an' diz one, and I really likez diz one here." HAHAHA!! Awesome!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
That's awfully adorable.
That bear has a super hot hairdo. And these two make a cute couple. Until the bear eats the cat.
Kizzy, i can see him all ass-in-the-air with paws digging between the cushions for where YOU (of course, he would nevah do something like that to himself) hid them...ROFLMAO!
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I love the kitty stories. Just got my new baby, a little Ragdoll. He is soo cute. It's funny because he is super social so now I have two dudes following me around constantly. It's just funny to turn around in the kitchen and see 2 pairs of big, blue eyes staring at me. Got to go give some belly rubs now!
Cheesecake (another one who I credit for getting me sober) used to get in my jewelry box and put watches into my bed. I would get home and look under the sheets to find 4-6 of them...
Cat also ate a 1ct diamond. It was a cheap diamond, my 30th bDay present to myself, so I laughed to off.
Cat just loved shiney things. Well, me too! lol.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 13, 2008 - 6:41pm.
I'm hangin' in Dorkville right with you!! I have catnip scented bubbles!!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 13, 2008 - 6:37pm
My beloved Moose is my flabby tabby foundling baby. I found him in a dumpster. (flaming hell for the bastard that dumped them) He's not "normal". He doesn't have the usual cat things down. Like going into the bag, and turning around, LMAO. He gets scared. He loves straws. Since I do draw, I have paper stumps, they are like a pencil, just out of rolled paper, for smudging. They're hard like pencils, the width of a pencil, but the length of a cigarette. Moose LURRRVES those things! He will do backflips in the air catching them. It's hilarious to see him to a full complete layout backover. He likes to dive/jump onto the couch, and shove them between the cushions.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
DebFrmHell on June 13, 2008 - 6:37pm
Oh, well, my other female since she was a kitten steals my hair ties, not scrunchies, the rubber band type, she chews on them and then puts them in the food dish.
I wake up some mornings and there 4 in there.
I went to the Dollar store and bought her a bunch and in the "craft" section of the Dollar store, they have those bags of pompoms for a buck, they are all under the buffet.
Kizzy, OMG, I bought remote control spiders from Nat'l Geographic, on sale of course, yea, I AM A DORK!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
people must think we are Nutts, if they are lurking. But all my critters have just rocked my socks.
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It's Friday the 13th, let the Buttfuck Fiesta Begin!