Pussy And Bear: A Love Story
This afternoon has been filled with some fucked up news, so here's a little something to warm the cock of your heart. I know it's cockles, but I like cock better. Always have.
The Daily Mail brings us this lovely story of Muschi the pussy and Maeuschen the bear from the Berlin Zoo. The two met 8 years ago and they've been best friends ever since.
The two were only separated once and it was hell for the both of them. Last October, Maeuschen was transferred to a cage while her living space is being renovated. Muschi stayed by the bear's cage all day and all night. The zookeepers finally decided to let Muschi inside Maeuschen's cage. The two immediately had a quick cuddle and now they're happy again.
The zoo hos said they do absolutely everything together. They will both be released back into the living space this month.
I wonder how they do sex to each other? I'm joking! They don't love each other like that!
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Bradi, bring home straws from restaurants. That will save you money and they love them. Also, ask for brown bags every once in a while from the grocery store. That is a HUGE treat for them to hide in...
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It's Friday the 13th, let the Buttfuck Fiesta Begin!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 13, 2008 - 6:32pm.
LMAO @Elvis sneer!! I can so see that!! Too cute!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 13, 2008 - 6:32pm.
PMSL-- I do, too, so many cat toys and gadgets. I even bought the thing with the motion sensor that has a fake mouse that comes out of a hole when it senses the cat is near. Of course they didn't fall for it.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 6:27pm
I allus figgered it was a Southern thang, watchin my Grammaw makin' dumplins n bizkitz.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy, he makes me laugh everyday I am around him. (he had to stay with my aunt) All of his fat self is ruvable...
He gives you an Elvis sneer when you come in the door (one lip up)
If you touch his cheeks and ask for a big grin, he will show all his teeth at you!
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It's Friday the 13th, let the Buttfuck Fiesta Begin!
Well, thanks for brightening up my day with all your awesome stories sluts! I love you all! Hope you gus have a rocking weekend!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Spoiled little kitty fwends.
Yes I am the dork that buys shit for them ALL THE TIME!
Oh look, a toy on sale, cha-ching $$$$.
Mine also love their footie toes massaged, they spread them and purrrrrrr.....
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Monkeypox!!! I ♥♥ de kitteh kitteh dance!!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Cats do seem to got to the person in a room that's not coming at them, flailing around, etc.
DebFrmHell can I eat your doggie? He looks delectamable!!!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 13, 2008 - 6:26pm.
Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 6:22pm
I know. She doesn't even hold on, just hangs there.
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LMAO "I'm here in the strictly observational sense." How cute is that???
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
meh meh meh kitteh wuv kitteh wuv meh meh meh meh
Das is my new kitteh kitteh dance...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Green Is Good,
Yeh...making buscuits...i don't know where i picked that up from...maybe the same place Kizzy and Devilgirl did!!! LMAO!
*thanks on the love for the new avie! I was talking about Dogma today, and was inspired!!!
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Well, i'm out! My fabulous hwores! Have a great night!
Submitted by Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 13, 2008 - 6:15pm.
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Oy! My friend's cat LURVES me, and I've never really had cats so the first time, I jumped. She just calmly looked at me with eyes that said: Don't worry, you'll get used to it...
Hurts like hell, but I'm actually kinda honoured:)
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You should be, it's a sign of comfort and affection. As previously stated, it's a throwback to their mamas,
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O - I'd missed that down there, actually; But now I get it! It's like what they do to they mama's boobies! *giggle*
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 13, 2008 - 6:22pm.
Awww, Shadow is pwecious. I bet his ears are like silky velvet. They look like very rubbable ears.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 6:22pm
I know. She doesn't even hold on, just hangs there.
Kitty fwends, mew.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by angel_i on June 13, 2008 - 6:15pm.
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Oy! My friend's cat LURVES me, and I've never really had cats so the first time, I jumped. She just calmly looked at me with eyes that said: Don't worry, you'll get used to it...
Hurts like hell, but I'm actually kinda honoured:)
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You should be, it's a sign of comfort and affection. As previously stated, it's a throwback to their mamas, and says the cat is comfortable with and comforted by you.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I can't wait for them to make some bizkitz in my lap...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
@MonkeyPox, I always called it "playing the piano"
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It's Friday the 13th, let the Buttfuck Fiesta Begin!
Clarisse, making biscuits. That's cute. Never thought of it that way!
BTW, love the Alan Rickman avie. That's a talented and dangerously sexy man.
And he sings, too! "Sweeney Todd", anybody?
@Monkeypox- Yes, all of my cats do it. I call it making biscuits cause they look like they are kneading dough!
It's settled...I'm going home and burying my face in both my cats, regardless of whther they like it or not...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
This is the love of my tiny exsistence, my boy Shadow, cause eveywhere I go there he is...
Does he not look FIERCE?
(He is laying on his side eating a ginger snap)
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It's Friday the 13th, let the Buttfuck Fiesta Begin!
Kizzy - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!!!
Yes, current cat did that, was roaming around the edge of the tub as I was bathing the kids. Poor thing slipped and fell in, back first when he jumped out he cleared the entire side of the tub (one of those deep sunken ones) the entire bathroom floor and hit the bedroom wall before scrambling down the hall.
Poor kitty.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 13, 2008 - 6:16pm.
So cool, you have your own widdle helper/supervisor! I so adore cats, they are the best.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 6:17pm
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
makin' bizkitz
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 5:17pm
Yeah I know, coz my younger cat knows I am her one true mommy. She follows me around everywhere. God I love my kitties. They make the world more bearable...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 13, 2008 - 6:12pm.
ROFL we callz it makin' bizkitz :)
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Yeah Green, that's the word! Kneading...it's awesome on the PMS back, like BB said, but not so much when I'm at my most vulnerable (which is when I am pooping)...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
MONKEYPOX!
Making biscuits!!! I love that!! That's actually a throw back from when they were kittens...that kneading motion they do w/the front paws stimulates the mothers milk.
Aweeeee makinn biscuits!!!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 6:06pm.
PMSL--I R WET TOO!!
My old kitty that has passed used to drink my bathwater. (take THAT, hoooors!!) After Yoda passed, I found Moose. He climbed up on the side of the bathtub, kind of like he was going to drink like Yoda did, and FELL IN. That cat hit the shower tile sideways, flipped in mid-air, and I swear his feet never touched the floor until he hit the hallway!!! poow widdle mushu.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
MONKEYPOX on June 13, 2008 - 6:12pm
Yes, on the PMS boobage. They know, idk how but they know.
My littlest one, tiny black kitty, BIG GIANT green eyes, leaps from the floor, i catch her and she lays on my shoulders, i tool around with her like that doing shit around the house and I look at her and talk kitty talk and she licks my nose and cheek.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
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MONKEYPOX, are you talking about the move where the cat kind of "kneads" your leg, blankie, or whatever when their getting comfortable? Mine do that, too in bed. Getting the blanket all comfy for bedtime.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 13, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Does anyone's cat do the whole "semi-pawing with nails coz they're semi-sleepy" thing while sitting on your lap? Mine does all the time, and it hurts but I love her too much to care. It really sucks when I'm pantless on the john though...
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Oy! My friend's cat LURVES me, and I've never really had cats so the first time, I jumped. She just calmly looked at me with eyes that said: Don't worry, you'll get used to it...
Hurts like hell, but I'm actually kinda honoured:)
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
DiamondDawg,
Thank you! I try to do my part.
(oh, you missed the post, but they are rabbits, not cats.)
Kizzy,
Oh, Maxies personality would put most people to shame!!
BRADIFUL BITCH,
"yes, i call him pooty"
Seriously, how often do we EVER call pets by anything other than nicknames!?!?! Max has been called Pudgy butt, Handsome, Bunneh Butt, Fatty fat fat, No. That is my apple, etc..etc..
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Does anyone's cat do the whole "semi-pawing with nails coz they're semi-sleepy" thing while sitting on your lap? Mine does all the time, and it hurts but I love her too much to care. It really sucks when I'm pantless on the john though...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
I love all these cuddly pet stories. My kitties are about to be tortured with snuggling and yummy treats.
I may add them to my Myspace page, if I can figure out how.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
DebFrmHell on June 13, 2008 - 6:07pm
Awww, you call them footies too.
I talk to mine when i am trimming the claws. The front are their pawpaws and the back their FOOTIES!
M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 6:06pm
Yea, all of mine have been christened by falling in the toilet.
They do not like water.
i love the little looks, "HI MOM, LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!"
OOOHHHH, smooshy talk.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
LOL! My dog has passed now, but he ALWAYS came to the bathroom with me. He'd lie on the floor beside me and if I took too long, he'd sigh and give me his droopy eye face. Sometimes, I'd kick him out (not an easy task when you're pooping) cuz he'd stress me all out.
I feel him (missing limb syndrome) all the time now, brushing my leg wherever I go in the house - he was ALWAYS beside me (or on top of me if he could manage it, but he was 100 or so lbs so, as pushy as he was, he couldn't be on me |ALL the time)
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
I love "the footies under the door trick"((still hears door rattling))...with mine if you shut them out they would do that. If you left the door open, Catnip would walk in look around give me the old, kitty F-U look and walk back out. Jackie would stay like velcro.
Thanks for bringing back great memories, kids! Brought a tear to my eye and a tug in my heart for how mch I miss them.
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It's Friday the 13th, let the Buttfuck Fiesta Begin!
Bradiful - my kitty that still lives with the parental units (he's 18 years old) well, he was born on my bed, slept in my bed since day 1.
He used to jump into the bathtub with me. Seriously. I remember the first time, I was in there relaxin, he was sitting on the edge, staring at the water, then all of a sudden, *leap* he jumped in and just sat there looking at me like..."I R WET TOO!"
I finally had to stop letting him get in the bath with me because as a Mancoon, he'd leave TONS of hair floating in the bath. LOL.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 5:59pm.
ROFLMFAO Maximus Decimus Bunnius!! GREAT NAME!!
yes, it was a bit much for him to live up to, but it sounds as though he's fulfilled his role admirably.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 13, 2008 - 4:59pm.
M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 5:46pm.
I dont know how it started but my cat and I have this ritual. Every day when I get home with the kids, I go straight to the bathroom to pee, the cat follows, jumps up on my lap for love while I pee..
- Mine LOVE the bathroom. I go in, shut the door and there they are, paw under door trying to get in...
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Holy crap! Apparently you all have been in MY house, because I can't do anything in the bathroom without the company of at least one of my 3 cats.
Don't get me wrong. I love it. Especially my littlest girl "Chunky". One look at her giant baby eyes, and I remember how badly that bitch suckered me into adopting her.
Bitch played me big time.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 2:49pm.
His girlfriend is very fragile...if she hears a voice that isn't mine, she's GONE. She was abandoned in a pet carrier (left to die)...
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gawd that so sad!! diamonds in your crown in heaven for taking care of all those cats.
Oh man, I'm lmao over all these stories. Have to say I feel slightly more normal because every morning when I wake up my younger cat follows me into the bathroom and sits on my lap as I pee and poo... I ♥ kittys! I love most animals though...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Kizzy / Devilgirl,
Everything in that house has a tiny 1" round bite mark in/on it. A "yeah, that's mine" mark.
Probably my fault though...When i named him Maximus Decimus Bunnius, he got delusions of grandeur!
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M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 5:46pm.
I dont know how it started but my cat and I have this ritual. Every day when I get home with the kids, I go straight to the bathroom to pee, the cat follows, jumps up on my lap for love while I pee..
- Mine LOVE the bathroom. I go in, shut the door and there they are, paw under door trying to get in...
I come home and my one male, Manolo, is sitting in the window everyday and meows at me....I get in the door and he meows and rolls around like he's invisible. I tell him "you're not invisible, i see you pooty.", Yea his nickname is Pooty. He comes to either.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Aw...you just gave me and my kid a warm fuzzy:)
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
DebFrmHell,
That's awesome!
My dad was like that! Crusty old hill-billie farmer hated animals! Then, a stray beagle puppy showed up....
Dad "shew, you go away now" tap tap tap on the window.
Dad disappears after dinner...feeding the pup table scraps behind the house. (That dog lived with us for 13 years!)
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Haha "Muschi" is pussy in German! And I thought Germans were conservative...