Pussy And Bear: A Love Story
This afternoon has been filled with some fucked up news, so here's a little something to warm the cock of your heart. I know it's cockles, but I like cock better. Always have.
The Daily Mail brings us this lovely story of Muschi the pussy and Maeuschen the bear from the Berlin Zoo. The two met 8 years ago and they've been best friends ever since.
The two were only separated once and it was hell for the both of them. Last October, Maeuschen was transferred to a cage while her living space is being renovated. Muschi stayed by the bear's cage all day and all night. The zookeepers finally decided to let Muschi inside Maeuschen's cage. The two immediately had a quick cuddle and now they're happy again.
The zoo hos said they do absolutely everything together. They will both be released back into the living space this month.
I wonder how they do sex to each other? I'm joking! They don't love each other like that!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 13, 2008 - 5:47pm
That is such a sweet story, and just like a man. As if it's going to emasculate them somehow. They're suckers for the pussy. They try to pretend they're not, but they are.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 5:49pm.
I ♥ yer bunnehs!! Max rocks!! It's his damn house, and he's not afraid to let any guests know it. Gotta respect that.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
DebfromHell- that is a cute story!
@migraineuse
@fleur_de_lis
thank you, I don't speak German, and it is interesting to know they gave a pussy to a little mouse! ROFL
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Aww, Clarisse, his gal is lucky to have you! Your rabbits sound a hoot. I have a few people who need their butts bitten and not in the good way!
devilgirl,
everyone in the house is litter trained (even me) and spayed/neutered.
The fosters are caged and i'm working on socialization.
My pair, have the run of the house.
Max has been with me 8 years. He has the mind of a rottie, the stubborness of a mule and heart of a lion! He meets people at the door...he bites peoples butts if they are in his way...
His girlfriend is very fragile...if she hears a voice that isn't mine, she's GONE. She was abandoned in a pet carrier (left to die)...
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Interesting name that cat has. In German "muschi" is a slang term meaning vagina. (It's technically "oyster" or something, but apparently the Germans think a vagina resembles a mollusk.)
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"This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter." - MK, 6/11/08
awwwwww
sooooo cute!
that's just too cute. I also love that the bear's name is Mäuschen (= little mouse). awww
Submitted by M.E.
My granddaddy let some old beat-up to hell stray adopt the house and he always talked about how much he hated that cat. Then one day while I was in the kitchen, i looked out a window and saw the old man being kinda sneaky like. He wasn't real well then so I got curious and went and got a better vantage point. he was out in the yard being funny, talking some jibberish, and petting that cat like the sun would never rise again...
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It's Friday the 13th, let the Buttfuck Fiesta Begin!
Thats some cute shit.
Clarisse - yes! I love how cat's give you the "what the fuck you doin lady? I's r HUNGRY now" look and dogs are just like doopey dooooh.
I dont know how it started but my cat and I have this ritual. Every day when I get home with the kids, I go straight to the bathroom to pee, the cat follows, jumps up on my lap for love while I pee, then gets down and attacks the kids.
Kinda like "Hi mom, your home, love you, now excuse me while I go claw the shit outta the spawns, KK?"
@Clarisse- too cute. I hear rabbits are a lot like cats. Do yours use litter boxes? Are they social?
Stories like this make me think people don't suck.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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M.E.,
I think the whole cat/dog person thing is all about your personality.
With a cat, you have to have a strong enough personality to laugh off a cat's "and you are?" attitude....
My brother is a cat person. My brother is an artist.
My sister is a dog person. My sister is an I.T. manager.
devilgirl,
My rabbit plays reverse fetch. He picks up his toy, get on his back feet and "throws" the toy with his front feet. The human fetches. He do that as long as you go get the toy!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
@Miss Priss- I had a cat named Thor (RIP 2004) who fetched. His nickname was Pretend Puppy. They are soooooo cute when they fetch!
@M.E.
@DiamondDawg
It takes a REAL man to admit he's pussy-whipped!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I love all animals, cats...not a big fan. But my friend's roomate, fat slob owns two cats. Everything is covered in hair, and stinks from the poop. Thank God my friend moved out. But I know its the fat slob's fault, not the cats. So i would pet them and gave her the evil eye.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
If I had cockles, they would certainly be warmed by this cuddle-riffic story.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 2:34pm.
I'm a total cat person.
The hub, not so much, but after 7 years of whining, he let me get one. Well, that cat snuggles up on him, sleeps on top of him, hops in his lap at every chance he gets. Hub still says he hates the GD cat.
But I think otherwise.
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M.E. I bet if something happened the cat your husband would cry like a baby. My husband was like that. Now he worries like hell about them.
Submitted by Edmond64 on June 13, 2008 - 2:31pm.
I hate cats!!! Most evil and ungrateful pets ever. 3 friends of mine used to rent one flat together. One of them had a cat, which constantly peed in the closets, beds and shoes of other 2 friends. I would make a soup of such an evil cat.
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And we will make evil soup of YOU.
I have to suffer through cat spray. Life without cats is no life at all.
Submitted by Edmond64 on June 13, 2008 - 5:31pm.
That's exactly what YOUR Hell is going to be like when you get there.
Did it ever occur to you, or your 2 associates that perhaps it was some lacking on the part of the human owner that caused the cat to behave in such a manner? Oh, but then, that would be called consideration for others, and something tells me the concept is foreign to you.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'm a total cat person.
The hub, not so much, but after 7 years of whining, he let me get one. Well, that cat snuggles up on him, sleeps on top of him, hops in his lap at every chance he gets. Hub still says he hates the GD cat.
But I think otherwise.
Submitted by orangecane on June 13, 2008 - 2:11pm.
DiamondDawg: Woohoo! KG!
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Whoa! I didn't think ANYONE would recognize my av!!
Is he f'g gorgeous or what?? I'm obsessed lately with him in "In The Blood" - he was SO beautiful in that video. Beautiful beautiful man...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4EaAgsJpcM
I hate cats!!! Most evil and ungrateful pets ever. 3 friends of mine used to rent one flat together. One of them had a cat, which constantly peed in the closets, beds and shoes of other 2 friends. I would make a soup of such an evil cat.
Good nite everyone.
Sorry that today sucked ass.
Will tomorrow suck? Not for me it won't!
Getting drunk tonight!
XOXO for all you's~~
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Oh Stock Broker,
Thoughts with you and your peeps.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Stockbroker
XOXO
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(((Stock Brokerlina)))
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Dick happens! - MK
I can't wait to get drunk tonight and play with my pussy!!!! cat
Aww, this story is the cutest! I definitely needed this after the week or two I've been having... Stockbrokerlina, best wishes to you buddy. I wish there was something I could do to help. Right now I'm trying to see if they've set up any relief efforts or funds...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
♥♥♥ Stockbroker!
Wildfire hell up in my area.
It's stinky!
PEWWWWWWWWWW!
I hope that bear doesn't try and eat that cat.
Great post MK...definitely needed something a bit more "cheery" than the deaths, pervs getting off scott-free and stupid models losing their hair extensions. Geez! *forehead slap*
devilgirl
lol
My kitten fetches. Better believe it. Cutest thing ever!
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It has been raining in my part of Hell since 7am. We have had ghastly weather since Spring began. Flooding, tornado, rain, damaging hail, hellacious winds, lightning. It's like the Apocalypse around these parts!
Submitted by Miss Priss on June 13, 2008 - 1:11pm.
This reminds me. I can't watch animal cops on animal planet. I sob like a child.
But watching cops on FX makes me LMAO. WTF
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It's hard to feel sorry for dumbasses who put themselves in situations warranting COPS to arrest their asses.
I too weep at Animal Cops. Some of the conditions those poor animals are in.
How Cute!!
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"Sex doesn't have to be with a model to be good. Sometimes with the model, the actress or the 'sexiest person in the world', it may literally be like fucking a couch." ----- Billy Bob Thornton
My cats are funny, they instinctively know cat haters the minute they walk through the door and then the minute that person sits down, they are all over them. My one cat, Pussytoes, especially, goes out of his way to rub up on a cat hater and sit on their lap. People rarely say a word or do anything for fear of my response. I just sit and laugh at how my cats can make some so uncomfortable
This reminds me. I can't watch animal cops on animal planet. I sob like a child.
But watching cops on FX makes me LMAO. WTF
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DiamondDawg: Woohoo! KG!
Made me smile as much as pussy and bear :)
Sending good wishes to Stock Brokeralina's family and everyone out there right now.
It's a mess with no relief in sight.
The Weather Channel has been covering it and more rain and shit is still coming.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
@Clarisse- Nobody who sees that can ever say that is not love. That is so sweet. I'm so glad they have found each other again. That just goes to show they do feel love and it's just as powerful for them as it is for us.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
You know the idiots at the reserve where KoKo nad Ball were let Ball get on the road and she was run over. They got KoKo another kitten and she was called Ball II.
Dammit MK!...can't critters just be actual pals sometimes?!
Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on June 14, 2008 - 4:41am.
After the day I'm having, I needed that.
Thanks M.K.
I'm in Iowa visting family and the flood situation is truly tragic.
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Good luck to you, man. I've got a friend living near this mess and he's scared shitless =(
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"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
TV - yes, WTF ws I thinking??? I guess I was remembering that lawsuit claiming KoKo had a boob fetish and I wrote CoCo.
Whoops.
I've never really cared about animals, but cats are different. There is something mysterious about them, like they know everything about you...
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"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
BB,
Eggsactalllly!
Alright kids....Check out this story...
http://www.elephants.com/shirley/shirleypic3.htm
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 4:49pm.
It was KoKO. Coco is Ice-T's wife and she can't speak, let alone learn sign language.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.