Pussy And Bear: A Love Story
This afternoon has been filled with some fucked up news, so here's a little something to warm the cock of your heart. I know it's cockles, but I like cock better. Always have.
The Daily Mail brings us this lovely story of Muschi the pussy and Maeuschen the bear from the Berlin Zoo. The two met 8 years ago and they've been best friends ever since.
The two were only separated once and it was hell for the both of them. Last October, Maeuschen was transferred to a cage while her living space is being renovated. Muschi stayed by the bear's cage all day and all night. The zookeepers finally decided to let Muschi inside Maeuschen's cage. The two immediately had a quick cuddle and now they're happy again.
The zoo hos said they do absolutely everything together. They will both be released back into the living space this month.
I wonder how they do sex to each other? I'm joking! They don't love each other like that!
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Submitted by FritoDorito on June 13, 2008 - 4:49pm.
So true. Cats have always been known for befriending other species, especially ones that could really hurt them, like Koko, and this bear. Cats are the coolest creatures on the planet.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
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These kinds of stories should convince the fucktards that think animals are just animals, that our furry fwends have emotions and personalities.
My mew fwends do.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I'm still waiting on the bare pussy stories.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I have warm cockles.
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"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." (Chris Martin, non-American)
This story gave me the warm fuzzies. Thank you MK.
~SAS
It is spelled Koko.
I ♥ Koko
Wait, it was Coco right? The gorilla who knew sign language and loved her pussies?
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Yep! I think it was spelled Koko.
I'm a cat person and I love how I'm always hearing stories about how they make friends with random and considerably more dangerous animals.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I found a new favorite pussy!
THis story is very cute.
Reminds me of Coco the gorilla.
Wait, it was Coco right? The gorilla who knew sign language and loved her pussies?
*going to google*
Kizzy....thank you!
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"cock of your heart"
MK, you silly bastard, you typed that wrong. It's " I ♡ Cock "
Anyhooooooo.....
Gry,
ITA!
There are animals bonding like this all teh time...the Giant tortoise and orphan hippo, Coco and her kitten, cotton tail rabbit and deer, the dog and squirrel...
Did you ever read/see the story about Shirley and Jenny the circus elephants??? Jebus, everytime i read that i ball like a child!!!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Awww! Looks just like my kitteh.
Submitted by jim on June 13, 2008 - 4:43pm.
Brought a smile to my face!!
I still woould like amy whinehouse and paris hilton to die ASAP!!
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Haha, Jim... I thought you were going soft on us there for a minute. WHEW!!
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Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on June 13, 2008 - 4:41pm.
My prayers and best wishes to you and all yours.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
This is toooooo cute!
I love cats!
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Awwwwwwww!!! That is sooo sweet!! Who's a better lover than a pussy, I ask you?? Nobody loves more than a good pussy, and that's a damn fine pussy right there.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I don't find bears cute. They scare the shit out of me. The cat is cute but the bear is way to fucking mawl-tastic.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Brought a smile to my face!!
I still woould like amy whinehouse and paris hilton to die ASAP!!
Aw *swoons*
The cat's going to steal his fish, haha.
*teary eyed*
*needs to go home soon*
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I believe animals are superior to humans because they're so able to create relationships across boundaries that we have so much trouble getting past.
I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!
After the day I'm having, I needed that.
Thanks M.K.
I'm in Iowa visting family and the flood situation is truly tragic.
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OOOHHH, how gwaddamn sweet is that????!!!!!
Slept by the bears cage, smoosh.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Awwww. This reminds me of KoKo the gorilla and it's cat pal Ball. I love animals. Thanks MK for a happy tale/tail! Hope no drama follows on this thread!
yeah, it's cute as all hell... *waiting to see how this thread turns into a huge fight*
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"walk away, walk away, I'll be a parade,
and I'll be determined that no one shall dissuade. on my way, I'll sure take some time, to burn all the bridges that I'm leaving
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aw man! this story just warmed my cold heart....
PS: When I read the title I thought: Paris is dating Gummy bear? But then I remembered she is dating a douché-bag brother.
that is sooo sweet.
I needed that after the fucking R.Kelly story.
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“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go"
-Tommy Lee
I'm such a sucker for these animal love stories. Makes me feel all warm and "Muschi" inside. I know, that was really corny. But I couldnt resist.
That is frickin' adorable.
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AWWWWWWWW!!!!
~Sir Kevinalot~