Friday, June 13th 2008

Gavin & Gwen's Dark Ass Nursery

Gwen Stefani is still knocked up? It feels like it's been years. She's still carrying because Gavin Rossdale is talking to E! News about their new baby's nursery. Mainly, paint colors. Celeb whoreswill talk about anything and obviously I'll post about anything.

Gavin said, "We don't know if it's a boy or a girl. Plus, we are going to put him in a black room. It'll be a goth baby so it doesn't matter if it is a boy or a girl." They don't know the sex, but they are going to put him in a black room? Someone slipped! Anyway, he's just having a laugh! They aren't going to paint the nursery black. They're just going to keep the baby in a coffin.

Besides, some dumb bitch told me that babies like black and white better. Something about how they respond to graphic, bold shit and can't see colors or something like that. I wasn't really listening because I was probably drunk. Just like I am now!

Posted by: Michael K


fuzzyslippers's picture

This is exactly why I no longer worship any type of celebrity. They are stupid twats who don't know wtf they are talking about. Douche.

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Yes, the whole thing about high contrast colors is true with babies. Hence why most infant toys tend to have a checkered pattern or whatnot. After black and white, infants tend to react to the color red. lol, enough with the baby stuff.

When he used the word "him" it is proper english to just say "him" instead of "him and her" So technically, he didn't say anything wrong because he did talk about the female and male genders in the previous sentence.

Okay I"m done talking about babies and english. :-)

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Something about Gwen's pregnancy bellies reminds me of a whale. Not that she's abnormally huge, but that it sticks out, and keeps going and going and going.

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angry mom's picture

that's true about babies being able to see black and white against each other better...although gavin is clearly being a douche about the topic...My son loved the Keith Haring mom and baby series when he was teeny- we didn't have the traditional soft baby blues in his room- lots of bright stufff is what he liked-I think because of the graphic and boldness-he still loves the pictures actually...long unneccesary rant...sorry

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Lory's picture

So edgy... not.
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