Friday, June 13th 2008
Today Is Not The Day
Just now I opened up my e-mail to find some shit from Star Magazine with the subject: Sean Connery Rushed to Hospital. Oh hell no! I was about to run outside, search for a baby squirrel and slap the nuts out of it! Thankfully, I read the rest of the e-mail before attacking an innocent animal.
Legendary James Bond star Sean Connery was taken to Northern Westchester Hospital in Mount Kisco, N.Y., on Friday afternoon after suffering a fractured foot during a golf outing, Star has learned exclusively.When contacted, a rep for the 77-year-old Scottish actor said, "He's fine."
Phew! This shit was a close one. I mean, it is Friday the 13th and I'm still waiting for some fucked up shit to go down.
I can still fulfill one of my life goals of getting it on with every single James Bond.
I wish he is fine.By the way,his blog and photos were found at millionaire&celeb dating site ----- "AffluentBachelors.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is seeking on that site.
Maybe his wife finaly hit him back. Wife beater!
I notice that every time he talks, he says, "juneya."
YankeesDaily
to mr. president ...
most men sean's age and older would agree that it is wrong to hit women. they also didn't think a man should yell and curse at a woman. some of them may have been pretending to be nicer than they were, but they knew what they ought to say.
as a kid I would be in situations with nothing else to do than listen to adults.. many of whom were pretty old.. talk. at least one person I remember was in ww one. I don't think sean connery's opinions would have fit in well.
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take care, Sean.. "shaken not stirred" Connery, you are Bond.
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Plus he's a pepaw now, who breaks his leg playing golf. However vile he was in the past he's only getting more harmless as the days go by...
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on June 13, 2008 - 9:38pm.
What he actually said was,
"Shumtimes, it'sh OK to hit a woman".
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Ash long ash he don' mind getting shmacked back...;)
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
I had never heard that Sean Connery was a wife beater, and thought it was OK to hit a woman sometimes, but I'm not surprised. He's an ass-he comes across like a sexist pig.
I loved the SNL skit where Darrell Hammond played Sean-it has to be one of the funniest skits I've seen on the show.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
What he actually said was,
"Shumtimes, it'sh OK to hit a woman".
Submitted by Aphid on June 13, 2008 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 13, 2008 - 6:26pm.
I just read the words Dixie Normous... I can't say, type or think that without laughing.
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Hi Frito! xoxox
Wasn't that Fishsticks' character's name in Goldmember?
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Hey, Aphid! Muah!
I don't know. It's been so long since I've seen that one! I just saw the Spy Who Shagged Me though. I think I've got it on DVR. Heather Graham was hot in that!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 13, 2008 - 6:26pm.
I just read the words Dixie Normous... I can't say, type or think that without laughing.
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Hi Frito! xoxox
Wasn't that Fishsticks' character's name in Goldmember?
I just read the words Dixie Normous... I can't say, type or think that without laughing.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
...when fucker wakes up with his dick super glued to his belly, and the words "Mahaatma was here" scribbled nearby, I will be laughing my ass off...nobody lays a hand on me and escapes unscathed!...
I can't lie...some women do need to be smacked!
....I say this as a woman though! I will cuttabeesh!
I say any man that ever decides to smack me had best consider all the consequences...including the fact that I have a very good knowledge of anatomy and daily access to very sharp implements
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
....@ Mr. President:
...that's the one!....thank you for that!...
...I want to hear him scream "squeel piggie, squeel!"...
HAHA Love that Jeopardy shit.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Just for Mahaatma.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
That celebrity jeopardy thing is pretty funny.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Sean Connery on Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL is some of the funniest shit I have ever seen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etmHaeaNsCw&feature=related
Go fuck your mother, Trebek
...I'm with you, Frito - there's no amount of money worth that shit...jeez, I want to slap his smug fucking face!...
Interview had to have been 15 maybe 20 years ago. Any they say women are forgetful.
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It's Friday the 13th, let the Buttfuck Fiesta Begin!
....yay!....I've got my mind on a 20 foot Saguaro with 6 inch needles to make his ass sing!.....then, we slap him though, ok?...
Submitted by mahaatma on June 13, 2008 - 7:43pm.
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His bank account probably ain't that appealing either. Even if I was a gold digger (I would have to have a strong stomach to get with this, he's older than my pepaw) there would be no amount of money that would make it worth getting slapped around by a grumpy old fart.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Team Valtrex
Or at least remember it??? LOL.
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It's Friday the 13th, let the Buttfuck Fiesta Begin!
...@ FritoDorito:
...the ONLY appealing thing about this douche is his bank account...hopefully, as his bowels loosen up and his pants fill with shit and he's gumming his gruel, some woman will be a rich bitch - the one he slapped around, I hope...
We'll give Connery a choice. As his sentence for wife beating he can either have Deb's foot or Mahaatma's cactus condom rammed up his ass. We can then stand around joking about it during the "sentencing."
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 13, 2008 - 9:31pm.
Yeah, I hear ya. If anybody does that to my sis or mom, I will make sure that dude gets what's coming to him good and hard.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Goldfinger should have stuck it in his ass.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 13, 2008 - 9:31pm.
Go for it, with the Alzheimer's, he'll barely notice.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
He's a (cue booming voice)MAN's MAN!
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Submitted by Team Valtrex
Wish I could say the same about my foot and his ass...
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It's Friday the 13th, let the Buttfuck Fiesta Begin!
What's appealing about this hairy dude, other than the accent?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Mr. President on June 13, 2008 - 8:27pm.
somehow, it makes it more worse knowing that no matter how you get bad ass as a female, a man can still kick your ass.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
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Years ago, he gave an interview on sixty minutes where he said that sometimes, It's ok to hit a woman.
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I'm sure he made that comment tongue-in-cheek, or it was taken out of context or he was having a dementia attack.
He's an ugly fart, anyway.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Somehow I get the impression that CTH won't be too broken up if Connery doesn't make it out of the hospital.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
...@ Mr. President:
...why yes, yes they do make cactus condoms...they're right next to the broken glass and razor blade condoms...
Years ago, he gave an interview on sixty minutes where he said that sometimes, It's ok to hit a woman.
Here's my take on that. I'm five seven and a half, with a very, very fit build. I wear a size eight, yet I weight in at 160, ( yes, all the loser health and gym teachers you had are correct, muscle does weigh more than fat.)
yet even at my size, a man and it's been prove, who's even not that bigger than me, can pick me up and carry me.
so imagine some loser being able to kick your ass, regardless of your body size.
he makes me sick. someone should kill him.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by mahaatma on June 13, 2008 - 9:14pm.
They make cactus condoms? There are some hardcore masochists out there.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
...fuck him in the ass with a cactus condom, MK...then slap the shit out of him....
Although he's always denied wifebeating,
Dixie Normous should give him a lesson he'll never forget.( 10 inch strap on ouch!)
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Went to see 'Entrapment' about ten years ago. The only thing I can remember about it were the kids in the theater running around screaming. Where were the fucking ushers? I hate parents who bring their kids to movies and let them behave like animals.
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....@ MK:
...now's the time to make your move - the old goat can't run or kick so fuck him good in the ole poop shoot to satisfy your "Bond" fantasy...just promise that afterwards you'll slap the shit out of him to satisfy all of us women who hate wife beaters....please do it for your loyal Sluts...
Sean Connery was hot to me until I saw that movie where his wrinkled old age spotted hands were feeling all up on Catherine Zeta-Jones and then...no!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
He probably just got his foot stuck in his mouth.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
You're the gimp now, dog.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 13, 2008 - 8:22pm.
It's worth repeating.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
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Sorry, it's already been mentioned, but this mother fucker said it's okay to hit a woman, so die already.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
MK:
DO not do that to me.
"I've seen the beast and I've got it in my sights"
Amen to sexay pepaw action MK, you whore.
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OH holy shit this scared me to death! Mike don't ever do that to me again! i don't think i could take another death this year.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 13, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Yes ladies.....saying it ok to slap his wife if she got "out of line", or something along that thread....disgusting.
I do love when they played "Celebrity Jeopardy" on SNL and have him as a character...fucking hilarious!
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I've always hated him for that. Never found him attractive anyway.
HAHAHA!! I remember that, it was Darrell Hammond. He'd shout out non-sensical answers like he had Tourette's.