Saturday, June 21st 2008
Birthday Sluts
Juliette Lewis (35)
Prince William (26)
Brandon Flowers (27)
Larry (or Lana?) Wachowski (43)
Doug Savant (44)
Michael Gross (61)
Meredith Baxter (61)
Tony Scott (64)
Mariette Hartley (68)
Jane Russell (87)
• 
hmpf!? I'm not hearing anything. Nothing there.
(File under: Things that make me go 'Ewwww!')
Holy shit, she looks like one of those strung-out hookers they always catch on "Cops." Damn. Eat something, lady. She looks like a broken marionette.
__________________________________________________
"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
Oh,she looks so ugly!I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dat ing si te --"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com" ----last week. It is said she is dati ng young bil lionaire on that si te.
This Juliette fella reminds me of the guy from Tokio Hotel. Clearly there is a trend for the femme looking dudes again.
But I'm shocked that one has said this dude looks like Sebastian Bach yet??? Thats Crazy!
Looks like a female Anthony Kiedis she does. If she had a peen if would be singing, I gather...
Your face!
shes nasty. put a paper bag over ur face or somethin
Don't Feed The Celebs
I love Jane Russel
Damned shame when your pinoche sings better than you do.
************************************
"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
She looks so ugly!Monkey? I saw her profile at milllionaire dating site called
-----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.c o m"---- last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
well that is one way to keep the scilons at bay...
juilette is good in strange days. she sings in it. she isn't as emaciated as here.
Happy Birthdays
Meredith Baxter Birney...Bridget loves Berny
xoxox
The war isn't working.
That microphone will need to go through therapy, rehab, and confession after being handled by The Juliette.
But she's one crazy-hot slut!
www.myspace.com/triston
Oh god this picture of juliet is hillarious rock on juliet and happy birthday! oh and i had no idea that she was older than me! wow!
and happy birthday to everyone else as well cancer sluts rule!
___________________
Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Jane Russell is such a hot bitch! I mean seriously, Howard Hughes had to make to design the cantilever bra for her, because her chi chi's were too damn big AND her breasts are the namesake for 'The Jane Russell Peaks' in Alaska. No joke! My goal in life is to have mountains named after my titties. Seriously. Happy Birthday Jane!!!
Happy B'day Prince William. Drink up, ol' chap.
Now THAT'S a queef singing shot if I ever saw one. She could probably give Stace Hole a run for her money.
Happy B'day, Juliette, you crazyass bitch! Wonder if she even knows it's her b'day because you know that bitch is always so fuct up.
Queef Rock!!
<3-------------------------------<3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA
Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
it's my birthdy too!
Don't Feed The Celebs
Julies pussy has a nice singing voice.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Juliette Lewis is a true freak, she doesn't care what you think.
It would be hot and the mic would smell like an aquarium.
I wonder if Juliette Lewis pussy farted into the mic that'd be hot.
I love Juliette Lewis. "How sexy am I now, huh flirty boy? How sexy am I now!"
Though she does have a serious case of Iggy Pop face going on in that picture.
... what'd that asshole say?
...
but, then again, what do i know?
Submitted by Aphid on June 21, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 21, 2008 - 9:11am.
I would give Jane Russell props but....no.
She was a cunt.
Yeah, Bradiful. Back that up with something concrete. I'm curious too!
Aphid on June 21, 2008 - 1:17pm
Yes.
She may have looked pretty but...
If i find the shit on her I'll email you.
Not a nice person.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 21, 2008 - 9:11am.
I would give Jane Russell props but....no.
She was a cunt
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She was?
Taking Vagina Monologues to the extreme.
---------------------------------------
Mike:
Nah, that was a false alarm. He actually hasn't yet gone through with it.
After the reception of Speed Racer, though, he may just off himself.
Thanks, yeah I was just reading about it. The guy does sound kind of freaky though!
Fuck me Prince Billy is 26?
Juliette, she does not care.
I would give Jane Russell props but....no.
She was a cunt.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Is Juliette trying to hear the ocean?
What a hideous picture of JL (although not really hard to accomplish). Zipper crotch.
♥♥♥♥♥ Jane Russell
♥♥♥ Meredith Baxter
♥♥ Michael Gross
♥♥ Wills
Juliet Lewis looks like the lead singer from Dead or Alive.
Happy Birthday to Jane Russell, she was one of the sexiest women out there in her heyday.
I hope someone destroyed the microphone after Juliette's queef.
Shit it looks like JL just took a shot in the ass! She needs to work on her stage look!
Why isn't B Flowers up there?!?! He's fucking hot god daaayyyyyummmm.
Happy Bday Brandon!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by yolie on June 21, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Larry (or Lana?) Wachowski (43
Ha! That's right, the guy is now a girl...I need to google that.
Nah, that was a false alarm. He actually hasn't yet gone through with it.
After the reception of Speed Racer, though, he may just off himself.
Submitted by yolie on June 21, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Larry (or Lana?) Wachowski (43
Ha! That's right, the guy is now a girl...I need to google that.
Nah, that was a false alarm. He actually hasn't yet gone through with it.
After the reception of Speed Racer, though, he may just off himself.
the original vaginal queefer
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Larry (or Lana?) Wachowski (43
Ha! That's right, the guy is now a girl...I need to google that.
Happy Birthday to the parents from Family Ties!
OMG, Deb! LOL Glad I'm not the only one with that crap flappin around in there!! Priceless..Now, that's what soaps were meant to be! hahahaha
*******************
Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
I wonder what a queef sounds like with 50,000 watts of power.
---------------------------------------
Nits, and Many Thanks for sticking THIS in my mind..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W_O1h6mFks
ps hope it is the right link. I cannot get flash to reload on computer. VISTA! I hate Bill Gates with the passion of 1000 suns...
Christopher Cross-"Think of Laura"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tattoo free since 1952!
@DebfrmHell! Bwhahahahaha! Thanks, I needed that!
*******************
Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
That photo really should be a Caption This.
*______________________________________*
"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
Does Juliette still act? I liked her acting alot. I am not sure how good her music. I have never heard any. Happy Birthday to all celebrating birthday today. Especially that hunky Prince William.
ஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩
I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
Crotch? I can't hear you! Sing louder, dammit!
Submitted by VitaMeataVegemin on June 21, 2008 - 6:10pm.
Juliette Lewis is so scuzzy looking. That's a rough 35 right there.
_______________________________________
I agree. And I don't like her as an actress. Too smug and knowing to be sympathetic.
*______________________________________*
"This damn reality bullshit has got to stop before the crenellations in everyone's frontal lobes start smoothing out, giving us all lobotomies by drivel on tv." - Kizzy, 6/19/08
Rock on Jul
Oh, and I believe that shot needs to go into the Cameltoe Hall of Fame.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tattoo free since 1952!