Georgie Has Already Moved On
The ink on Sarah Larson's final invoice is barely dry and George Clooney has already moved on! That's what Page Six claims anyway. A source told them that Georgie started dating some other chick months before he dumped Sarah's mannequin ass.
The source went on to say that George knew he was going to cancel Sarah's contract, but kept the relationship going, so that she could get a little more shine in the spotlight. He thought it would help her "career." Yeah, her career as America's #1 ho.
Clooney's new piece has been described as blonde and in her mid-30s. Hmmm...blonde....,,in her mid-30s? Wait! He's totally dating the woman of his dreams, Brad Pitt! I know Brad is 40-something, but in dark lighting he could pass for 30s. Angie Jolie better tell Maddox to get his guns out. It's war.
Seriously, Georgie's spokesbitch responded by saying, "How does one as public as George secretly date anyone?" He's been secretly smashing dudes for a long ass time and has pretty much gotten away with it. It ain't hard to keep secrets. That's what S&M dungeons are for!
he should move on...over here:)
["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
Hey! Georgie's not dating some blonde! He's dating...Holy Hell!!! That's me!!!
While Sarah Larson is using the post-breakup spotlight to try and get a job not cocktail waitressing -- George Clooney is busy welcoming fresh meat to his Italian digs.
http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/14/sarah-larson-who-clooney-back-in-business/
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Sarah Larson looks so hot.She should not date with Georgie.I don't like this man.He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site @@@----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
Sarah Larson looks so hot.She should not date with Georgie.I don't like this man.He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site @@@@##----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
Sarah Larson looks so hot.She should not date with Georgie.I don't like this man.He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site @@@@@####----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
He's right. So much pussy to fuck out there, why settle with just one and always have the same sit on your face?
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I'm sure he has moved on. She is an average looking girl.
jesusH, Clooney. Just embrace your inner pickle eater, you're prematurely senior anyway, no one gives two shits.
Why pick just one item to eat the rest of your life when you have a full buffet to chose from?
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Old George has got some issues with women. He changes them like his underpanties. What's really going on with this guy. I did not think he was homosexual but I'm starting to wonder!
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let's not forget just how surprised everyone was to discover that Rock Hudson was gay at the time.
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Submitted by Newportjoey on June 14, 2008 - 10:56am.
DDD, Georgie has professed his love to me! Were gonna call it "Georgie's Alibi".
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Old George has got some issues with women. He changes them like his underpanties. What's really going on with this guy. I did not think he was homosexual but I'm starting to wonder!
There was a rumor sometime back that he supposedly was secretly dating Ellen Barkin. It makes me wonder if this is the "secret" blonde although Ellen is in her 50's.
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His star meter went down like 18 points with this chick. He is too savy and secretly self conscious not to know this.
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Madam s. on June 6, 2008 - 9:18am.
Okay. I am going to try and control my language here, because I don't want to expose the depths of my filthy trucker mouth....
Good for Georgie Girl.
Moving on with HIS fame and fortune.
Of course if Sarah was stupid enough to get dumped, she's stupid enough to run her mouth about the relationship and then Georgie will hand her over to Scieno's as a sacrifice.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Very funny, Mr. President (who is the originator of "same-self marriage," if you're interested in proper citations).
I like Mary Clooney, though. I think he and Don Cheadle would make a lovely couple, but the latter is married.
Maybe she should date Kenny Chesney.
to I heart berger...
it was posted a day or two ago. she was photographed on robertson and someone asked her to sign something. but my theory is that person was a friend of hers trying to make her look famous. so if it makes you feel better you could think that as well. :)
so sad about gary coleman..
I figured Clooney was gay because of his long term "relationship" with Kelly Preston
Clooney showed this girl things she never would have seen, and gave her experiences she never would have had without him (NOT talking about sex). She should be grateful she got what she did. It's not like she had his babies, and supported him while he was struggling. She deserves nothing.
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DDD, Georgie has professed his love to me! Were gonna call it "Georgie's Alibi".
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
That's a helluva comment, Mike. Mind if I use that one sometime? I'll always attribute it to you! *lol* Same-self marriage, not that's FUNNY!
georgie doesn't know what to do with himself since his true love is making babies with angelina...
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sexy motherfucker...
"Thought he was gonna dump her earlier on. Then he had the motorcycle crash."
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That's what I thought too. When I saw she had a cast on her leg (or foot whatever) I figured Clooney would keep her around for awhile because he would look like a jerk if he dumped her right after she got hurt.
Submitted by mike on June 14, 2008 - 9:26am.
He's waiting for California to legalize same-self marriage
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Just Jared has a pic of the supposed new woman, standing by the window to his villa. As someone said, "That's the maid!"
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Is he not happy with his new teeth? I've noticed that when he smiles now he usually keeps his mouth closed.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 14, 2008 - 8:01am.
Clooney is too in love with himself to marry anyone. He's waiting for California to legalize same-self marriage. He'll just stand in front of a mirror and say "I do".
Hey now! I'm waiting for that myself.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 14, 2008 - 9:34am.
Submitted by Lindsaysl on June 14, 2008 - 9:28am.
Congratulations!They seem like a good match.
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I don't think Clooney got your memo. I miss the old days when spammers actually took the time to read the posts before plugging their fraudulent dating sites.
ahahaha...yeah i miss the "She is so beautiful. I hate to hear they broke up. They met on imacocktailwaitresslookingforfamewhoredom.com"
The motorcycle accident with Clooney and Larson was in Sept. 2007. In NJ, you have two years to sue for personal injury. So he didn't keep her around due to the accident. Unless she signed something that settled her claims against him and the car involved, she could file suit on Monday.
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Submitted by Lindsaysl on June 14, 2008 - 9:28am.
Congratulations!They seem like a good match.
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I don't think Clooney got your memo. I miss the old days when spammers actually took the time to read the posts before plugging their fraudulent dating sites.
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Maybe if we ignore this thread she will go away.
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Congratulations!They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
Submitted by forever.now on June 14, 2008 - 8:55am.
well he has to come up with some sort os story after she started autographing things. :)
No way?!? please tell me you made that up. I can't imagine anyone wanting her autograph. I mean poor Gary Coleman basically has to pay people to take his and he's a national treasure.
celebutard insanity. He kept dating her to help her career? How gracious of his majesty.
Ok sure she's a cocktail waitress who dated a celeb and that has certainly put the cost of her lap dances up a dollar or two but as I recall, in the olden days when people wanted to be in movies and tv and music they had to have talent. Remember that old chestnut? And I expect her talents are something we'd only see on the spice channel.
And yes MK it's true, all the men you find attractive are indeed secretly gay and pining away for you. ;)
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@ "." I say she's gonna hit up Fabio next.
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well he has to come up with some sort os story after she started autographing things. :)
Her next boyfriend will be a gay man she thinks she can turn straight.
IDIOT.
@IHB:
Exactly. What in the world would motivate him to marry her busted ass? He doesn't have to marry anyone and he damn sure doesn't have to change for anyone. You nailed it!
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Some women just don't get that you can't change a man. Maybe minor things here and there, but a movie star, he doesn't have to change for anyone, especially a coctail/ go go dancer.
George has said over and over again that he would NEVER get married again.
Over.
and over.
Sarah wasn't listening.
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Submitted by NitWitty on June 14, 2008 - 8:09am.
Thought he was gonna dump her earlier on. Then he had the motorcycle crash. Had to keep her around so she didn't immediately sue his ass. And LOL, Mr. President!
I totally agree about him keeping her around because of the accident. And I highly doubt he really wanted to further her career. Maybe as a porn star, but she has no other useful talents that I can see.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 14, 2008 - 8:01am.
Clooney is too in love with himself to marry anyone. He's waiting for California to legalize same-self marriage. He'll just stand in front of a mirror and say "I do".
Hahahaha. so true
Thought he was gonna dump her earlier on. Then he had the motorcycle crash. Had to keep her around so she didn't immediately sue his ass. And LOL, Mr. President!
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Don't worry, it's a thinking man's game.
Clooney is too in love with himself to marry anyone. He's waiting for California to legalize same-self marriage. He'll just stand in front of a mirror and say "I do".
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.