Fishsticks Is To Blame
Chris Martin obviously drank too much douche water before an interview with BBC's Radio 4. Chris refuses to discuss his personal life including Fishsticks and his kids, but it sounds like he doesn't like talking about anything!
The show's host asked Chris a simple question about the new album, "Did you start with the song Viva La Vida and the idea within that song of the disposed dictator looking back at his life?" Chris immediately bitched, "I'm not really enjoying this. Can I have two minutes? 'I just don't like talking about things." That's what a fucking interview is?! Did he think it was going to be a circle jerk at Disneyland?!
Chris then got out of his chair and walked out leaving the interview. He probably went to call Fishsticks and cry about how he's "misunderstood."
Chris finally returned to the interview, but didn't fully answer any questions. When the host asked another question about his music, Chris replied, "Um... yes... yes, yes ... exactly."
In Chris' defense, you'd probably act this grouchy if you had to look at Fishy's face every single morning! Those two delusional twats love themselves way too much. This bitch needs to pull the Van de Kamp butt plug out of his ass, smile like a pretty girl and answer every question without being an ass about it.
Source: OK! Magazine
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What the hell are the Much Music Video Awards?
Watch...he's gonna be ....HERE! at the Much Music Video Awards!....(i just thought of that so it makes me feel geniusy)
PS. If he IS here, he's, like, 2 blocks away!
♥ the name of this pic as per MK is slarsonhohoho1.jpg Does he think that's Santa's lap? Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Sheeps on June 15, 2008 - 12:33am.
Wherever he is, he sure as hell isn't banging Carmen Sandiego.
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My guess is California, but that he got too drunk on the flight to post once he arrived at his destination. Plus, Trevor is needy.
Hey, I like "Fix You" and "God put a Smile On Your Face"....those are really good songs.
"Clocks" was beaten to death on the radio, but they have some good stuff....and they are fantastic live.
But yes, I think it is hysterical that this is the thread for posting tonight...
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We could play Where In the World is MK? Either as a drinking game or with gold bullion?
My bet is CA to win; UK to place; Scranton to show.
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Submitted by madam s. on June 15, 2008 - 12:19am.
For real. First, I was wondering how I could be posting on a Chris Martin thread. Now I'm wondering how there even IS a Chris Martin thread. Is this Hell and where are my ice skates?
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Submitted by madam s. on June 14, 2008 - 11:19pm.
Parsing Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow's relationship for eternity seems cruel and excruciating. Even for sinners such as ourselves.
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You are so right. It's not all his fault though...I've been looking around all day and nothing really fabulous seems to be happening anywhere *sigh*.
♥ the name of this pic as per MK is slarsonhohoho1.jpg Does he think that's Santa's lap? Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by madam s. on June 14, 2008 - 9:19pm.
Because that is, at tops, a five-minute discussion.
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
I just hope whether he's currently on foot to Borneo or having sexy times with Trevor in a Comfort Inn that he doesn't forget about us for too long. Parsing Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow's relationship for eternity seems cruel and excruciating. Even for sinners such as ourselves.
I have a question:
Should I do it? Should I watch 'It's Complicated' and/or 'Living Lohan' or is my morbid fascination way outta control?
ONT: I do love his Jesus eyes. He IS a rock God and I am his angel. Honestly, tho, Coldplay's ok but they're gonna have to stick around awhile to really prove it to me.
♥ the name of this pic as per MK is slarsonhohoho1.jpg Does he think that's Santa's lap? Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by angel_i on June 14, 2008 - 9:15pm.
Oh, you're one of those "health food" moms?
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
Submitted by Sheeps on June 14, 2008 - 11:11pm.
Angel: Cough syrup. Repeat as needed.
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Didja get that one from Britney's Big Book of Parenting? I'm an all natural girl myself...wine and gingerale. They jump around for about 3 and half minutes and their snoring before before their feet hit the bed on that last bounce.
♥ the name of this pic as per MK is slarsonhohoho1.jpg Does he think that's Santa's lap? Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by madam s. on June 14, 2008 - 9:08pm.
Apparently MK is flying to Borneo. Based on flight time.
I think it was Scranton but Trevor the attendant was kinda hot.
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
Submitted by madam s. on June 15, 2008 - 12:08am.
He may be walking to Borneo.
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Angel: Cough syrup. Repeat as needed.
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
Apparently MK is flying to Borneo. Based on flight time.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 14, 2008 - 11:01pm.
Yeah, don't have 4, that you know of..
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Good point.
♥ the name of this pic as per MK is slarsonhohoho1.jpg Does he think that's Santa's lap? Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by angel_i on June 14, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Edited to add: I don't have 4 children; there are actually 4 sets of parents involved here!
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Yeah, don't have 4, that you know of..
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 14, 2008 - 11:57pm.
I had an ex that used to send me Mother's day cards after we broke up. What was she trying to say?
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NevaMIND! (Men!)
♥ the name of this pic as per MK is slarsonhohoho1.jpg Does he think that's Santa's lap? Lean Like a Chola
Actually, i'm not a dad but I'll be spending some time with MY dad tomorrow.
Thanks for the well wishes anyhow PSL.
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Mr President, why am I relieved? LMAO
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 14, 2008 - 10:35pm.
damn you people! I have to read 80 fucking comments to get caught up?
I did see you avie angel_i, and it's funny!
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Thanks! I'm having an identity crisis today...
AND, my EX just dumped 4 wound up, hungry little girlies on me outta nowheres.."Mama, what does that say" "It says 'trashy' hunny (aside) do you think you could have called first?!?!" Whew! The first thing my daughter does is show them she can walk on the walls *eyeroll*...argh!
Edited to add: I don't have 4 children; there are actually 4 sets of parents involved here!
♥ the name of this pic as per MK is slarsonhohoho1.jpg Does he think that's Santa's lap? Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Mr. President on June 14, 2008 - 11:51pm.
Nite, Mr. Pres.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 14, 2008 - 11:52pm.
Mr President! I didn't know you were a Dad...have a great day tomorrow!
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Actually, i'm not a dad but I'll be spending some time with MY dad tomorrow.
Thanks for the well wishes anyhow PSL.
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Mr President! I didn't know you were a Dad...have a great day tomorrow!
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It's now officially father's day. Early morning tomorrow, so I'll "log" off and wish you pretzels a good night.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on June 14, 2008 - 11:36pm.
Sheeps! And I thought I was the twisted one here.
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You're a log among pretzels.
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 14, 2008 - 8:36pm.
All I'll say is check out the "cuckold" section. Who knew??
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
Submitted by Sheeps on June 14, 2008 - 7:26pm.
My first guess was MK went to CA. I now guess the UK.
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it's about the same flight time from NYC, Sheeps. If no one else mentioned that....
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Sheeps! And I thought I was the twisted one here.
HAHA. "Kick ass guest area".
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Submitted by riverchic on June 14, 2008 - 8:22pm.
Is there also a site for celebrity Moose Knuckles?
Yes. http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2007/03/moose_knuckles_.html
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
damn you people! I have to read 80 fucking comments to get caught up?
I did see you avie angel_i, and it's funny!
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some of Coldplay's songs tend to sound the same and something about the way he sings is slightly depressing
He plays with LEGOs I'll bet. He's got that vibe.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by riverchic on June 14, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Raven: I'd also be willing to bet he reeks of Love's Baby Soft...
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And groupie jizz.
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Submitted by riverchic on June 14, 2008 - 11:22pm.
Sheeps:
Is there also a site for celebrity Moose Knuckles?
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Try BethDitto.com
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Sheeps:
Is there also a site for celebrity Moose Knuckles?
Raven: I'd also be willing to bet he reeks of Love's Baby Soft...
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 14, 2008 - 11:17pm.
If a mime dies and no one hears it did it make a sound?
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If Naomi Campbell falls in the forest, do the trees laugh?
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Submitted by Manimal5 on June 14, 2008 - 11:17pm.
I'f a mime dies and no one hears it did it make a sound?
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Only when the mourners at the funeral observe a moment of noise for the deceased.
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Hollow points, mimes and celebrity camel toads, I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore.
If a mime dies and no one hears it did it make a sound?
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Submitted by riverchic on June 14, 2008 - 8:56pm
bwhahahaha .. exactly.
and i am so glad i'm not the only one ...
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In completely unrelated news: In the flood stricken midwest, Iowans are being asked not to shower or flush to conserve fresh water. Alabama Governor Bob Riley said: We were right? Who knew?
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 14, 2008 - 11:09pm.
HAHA. True, enough. She's more of a camelfoot, anyway.
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Will hollow point bullets work if the glass wall they're hiding behind is bulletproof?
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 14, 2008 - 8:05pm.
No Aubrey O'Day?
Note the word "celebrity" in the title.
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
Submitted by Mr. President on June 14, 2008 - 8:01pm.
When you shoot a mime, do you have to use a silencer?
Too funny.
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
Submitted by Sheeps on June 14, 2008 - 11:03pm.
No Aubrey O'Day? RECOUNT!!!
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 14, 2008 - 11:03pm.
Top ten Celebrity cameltoes (EXACTLY what it sounds like):
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Brit's cameltoe is the only one that actually smells like a camel. Yes, I could smell it through the monitor.
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