Fishsticks Is To Blame
Chris Martin obviously drank too much douche water before an interview with BBC's Radio 4. Chris refuses to discuss his personal life including Fishsticks and his kids, but it sounds like he doesn't like talking about anything!
The show's host asked Chris a simple question about the new album, "Did you start with the song Viva La Vida and the idea within that song of the disposed dictator looking back at his life?" Chris immediately bitched, "I'm not really enjoying this. Can I have two minutes? 'I just don't like talking about things." That's what a fucking interview is?! Did he think it was going to be a circle jerk at Disneyland?!
Chris then got out of his chair and walked out leaving the interview. He probably went to call Fishsticks and cry about how he's "misunderstood."
Chris finally returned to the interview, but didn't fully answer any questions. When the host asked another question about his music, Chris replied, "Um... yes... yes, yes ... exactly."
In Chris' defense, you'd probably act this grouchy if you had to look at Fishy's face every single morning! Those two delusional twats love themselves way too much. This bitch needs to pull the Van de Kamp butt plug out of his ass, smile like a pretty girl and answer every question without being an ass about it.
Source: OK! Magazine
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 14, 2008 - 11:01pm.
No, but please use hollow points.
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Top ten Celebrity cameltoes (EXACTLY what it sounds like): http://www.derober.com/2008/05/19/top-10-celebrity-camel-toads/
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
When you shoot a mime, do you have to use a silencer?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by riverchic on June 14, 2008 - 10:56pm.
He also makes Topher Grace look like a total badass.
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Team Valtrex: "Also, don't have oral sex with one, a mime is a terrible thing to taste."
Haha! At least you wouldn't have to worry about whether they were a screamer or a moaner!!!
ORLY & Raven: Nope not hot AT ALL. He looks like the type of dude who cries when he hears hs favorite Sarah McLaughlin songs, has pictures of unicorns & cuddly kittens hanging all over his house and insists on wearing Gwen's silk panties...
Submitted by Sheeps on June 14, 2008 - 10:52pm.
hahaha. I like the pun but don't you want to punch them?
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I would punch them, but they're always behind those walls.
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But I'm not looking for a love that lasts/ I know what I need and I need it fast/ There's one thing in common that we both share/ That's a need for each other anytime, anywhere.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 14, 2008 - 10:52pm.
Punching is an understatement. Also, don't have oral sex with one, a mime is a terrible thing to taste.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 14, 2008 - 7:47pm.
A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
hahaha. I like the pun but don't you want to punch them?
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
Submitted by Raven on June 14, 2008 - 10:41pm.
am i the only one who thinks he's NOT HOT and doesn't really like Coldplay?
*ponders*
~~~~~~~~ No you're not the only one. NOT HOT AT ALL.
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I was crazy back when crazy meant something.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 14, 2008 - 10:45pm.
Just don't "accidentally" kill one. A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 14, 2008 - 10:40pm.
Submitted by riverchic on June 14, 2008 - 10:38pm.
In his defense, he was orphaned at a young age and raised by a pack of mimes.
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I was attacked by a pack of mimes once. They pounce swiftly and silently.
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But I'm not looking for a love that lasts/ I know what I need and I need it fast/ There's one thing in common that we both share/ That's a need for each other anytime, anywhere.
Submitted by angel_i on June 14, 2008 - 7:34pm.
I like La Guera but that sounds more like Gwen Stefani--a real platinum blondie. Bones would be lit. Los Huesos. Coke is coca but I don't know how to say crack. Aphid or Farrah might know (on a linguistic level, of course).
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
Team Valtrex:
Lol! I'm sure their dinner-time "conversations" were absolutely riveting!
Love how we are all still trying to be "on topic". But I would say unless a celebrity gets caught fucking a tranny on top of a pile of coke, it's all pretty much been said after comment 200.
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But I'm not looking for a love that lasts/ I know what I need and I need it fast/ There's one thing in common that we both share/ That's a need for each other anytime, anywhere.
angel_i: Okay - I need to brush up on my chola - tell me, what does "La Guera" mean?
am i the only one who thinks he's NOT HOT and doesn't really like Coldplay?
*ponders*
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
So Gwyneth actually has sexeth with this dicketh?
He seems like a don't bother me I have better things to do kind of guy. I guess I'm not a big Coldplay fan.
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Submitted by riverchic on June 14, 2008 - 10:38pm.
In his defense, he was orphaned at a young age and raised by a pack of mimes.
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His way of responding to a question that obviously confuses him is to say "I just don't like talking about things?" Bwahahaha!!!!!
PS. ONT: He has Jesus eyes - he can't be *that bad.
♥ Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Sheeps on June 14, 2008 - 9:27pm.
Nice avie, Angelita.
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Thanks! I saw it, just LOVED her hair and HAD to have it. Then I went searching for a name...La Guera is a copout really - I wanted to call her Cracky or Bones or something cool but Babelfish won't translate a damn thing into Chola for me!
♥ Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Mr. President on June 14, 2008 - 10:20pm.
Wow, did you ever think you'd see the day that Coldplay would garner almost twice as many comments as Lindsay?
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We're all trying to disprove the theory that there are actually only 3 comments to be made about him. If only he had freckles or borrowed coke pants.
On Topic: We all got nothin'
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At least we don't have to look at a Hogan or PP all night. Looked up the macrobiotic diet earlier on Google. Doesn't look like it involves beef jerkey or Arby's. I'll have to pass on that.
Fuck yeah, Die Hard's on A&E. Greatest Christmas film Ever.
"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
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But I'm not looking for a love that lasts/ I know what I need and I need it fast/ There's one thing in common that we both share/ That's a need for each other anytime, anywhere.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 14, 2008 - 9:20pm.
Where did MK fly to anyway, Timbuktu?
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I love it when people get all uppity about post lag.
It makes me picture MK in adult diaper with a laptop on a bibstrap. (ok, it's not a diaper; it's Calvin Kleins but whatevs)
♥ Lean Like a Chola
Nice avie, Angelita.
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
My first guess was MK went to CA. I now guess the UK.
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 14, 2008 - 9:09pm.
"Um... yes... yes, yes ... exactly." Stuff...
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LOL! *slaps knee* ;p
♥ Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 14, 2008 - 10:18pm.
I did see Lohan blowing homeless dudes for a glass of their Ripple on my last visit, so it's not all bad.
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Ali Lohan? Actually, probably Lindsay. When Ali does it, Dina is there to hold her hair out of her eyes. And they say she sucks as a mom.
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But I'm not looking for a love that lasts/ I know what I need and I need it fast/ There's one thing in common that we both share/ That's a need for each other anytime, anywhere.
Wow, did you ever think you'd see the day that Coldplay would garner almost twice as many comments as Lindsay?
Where did MK fly to anyway, Timbuktu? Fuck I hate the airlines.
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But I'm not looking for a love that lasts/ I know what I need and I need it fast/ There's one thing in common that we both share/ That's a need for each other anytime, anywhere.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 14, 2008 - 10:13pm.
I did see Lohan blowing homeless dudes for a glass of their Ripple on my last visit, so it's not all bad.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 14, 2008 - 10:09pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 14, 2008 - 9:56pm.
I know how you feel, I just got back from Manhattan and I think Bloomberg should make Disney give Times Square back to the prostitutes and dealers.
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Or they could compromise and Disney could open a Hannah Montana strip club. Perhaps Annie Liebowitz can be the photog for the grand opening.
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But I'm not looking for a love that lasts/ I know what I need and I need it fast/ There's one thing in common that we both share/ That's a need for each other anytime, anywhere.
I got the crickets so I am taking my stuff and going home...wait I am home.
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I refuse to be institutionalized one more time.
Hey now - George likes to talk about stuff!
Actually this is just a place for my stuff, ya know? That's all, a little place for my stuff. That's all I want, that's all you need in life, is a little place for your stuff, ya know? I can see it on your table, everybody's got a little place for their stuff. This is my stuff, that's your stuff, that'll be his stuff over there. That's all you need in life, a little place for your stuff. That's all your house is: a place to keep your stuff. If you didn't have so much stuff, you wouldn't need a house. You could just walk around all the time.
A house is just a pile of stuff with a cover on it. You can see that when you're taking off in an airplane. You look down, you see everybody's got a little pile of stuff. All the little piles of stuff. And when you leave your house, you gotta lock it up. Wouldn't want somebody to come by and take some of your stuff. They always take the good stuff. They never bother with that crap you're saving. All they want is the shiny stuff. That's what your house is, a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get...more stuff!
Have you noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff? God! And you say, "Get that shit offa there and let me put my stuff down!"
http://www.writers-free-reference.com/funny/story085.htm
PS. I, seriously, always have this stuff lying around in my puter. *giggle* that sounds dirty!
♥ Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 14, 2008 - 10:00pm.
LOL. Now I get it. I'm a little slow tonight. Ok, I'm slow every night.
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But I'm not looking for a love that lasts/ I know what I need and I need it fast/ There's one thing in common that we both share/ That's a need for each other anytime, anywhere.
"Um... yes... yes, yes ... exactly." Stuff...
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I refuse to be institutionalized one more time.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 14, 2008 - 9:56pm.
I know how you feel, I just got back from Manhattan and I think Bloomberg should make Disney give Times Square back to the prostitutes and dealers.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on June 14, 2008 - 10:00pm
How about talking about stuff?
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HAHA, Deb. Chuck Norris was a modifier when he "modified" that terrorist dude beyond recognition with his bazooka.
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But I'm not looking for a love that lasts/ I know what I need and I need it fast/ There's one thing in common that we both share/ That's a need for each other anytime, anywhere.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 14, 2008 - 9:56pm.
On topic: WTF is the topic?
I would tell you but I don't like to talk about things.
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Mr Prez, the current topic is I am a Grammatical Dillweed. So I am to be pilloried and like every second of it!...ummmm...wait a second, I think I DO like it. WTF? Someone quick-call me a bitch and pull my hair. (I don't really need dinner and a kiss)
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I refuse to be institutionalized one more time.
TV ...and the umbrella is having it's way with a rabbit that couldn't get down the hole in time...
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I refuse to be institutionalized one more time.
Submitted by Devore on June 14, 2008 - 9:54pm.
He's the rancid tartar sauce to her outdated fishsticks.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 14, 2008 - 8:53pm.
I don't know how the war is going or what's wrong with the world, but I know that somewhere, somehow, a dude's fucking a picnic table.
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We are definitely on the same page, my friend:)
♥ Lean Like a Chola
I just came back from the lamest "party" of all time. I don't think I've ever left that early without being thrown out for being too drunk.
Sorry about that. Had to vent.
On topic: WTF is the topic?
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But I'm not looking for a love that lasts/ I know what I need and I need it fast/ There's one thing in common that we both share/ That's a need for each other anytime, anywhere.
now that you mention it dlisted, chris martin and gwen paltrow make a lot of sense together.
i used to think he is too crunchy and earth bound for gwen paltrow (a wannabe socialite/ serious actress/ fashion icon).
truthfully these 2 compliment one another in the worse possible way.
annoying both.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 14, 2008 - 9:51pm.
No Joshing, unless that Brolin guy shows up.
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Toss it at me big boy. I am a lame horse so i don't think you will get a lot of credit in the heavens...LOL!
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Submitted by angel_i on June 14, 2008 - 9:48pm.
That beats me, I get all my news from dlisted. I don't know how the war is going or what's wrong with the world, but I know that somewhere, somehow, a dude's fucking a picnic table.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 14, 2008 - 6:48pm.
I know this is lame but go ahead and crucify me.
I'm too tipsy to drive to Home Depot for 2X6s and 16-penny nails. Can we just josh you instead?
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)