Judging A Book By Its Cover

Nice pic. I will post this pic on wealthy men for beautiful women site
""""AffluentBachelors.com """""" hopefully more ppl over there will enjoy it.

On that note, my homo ass needs to get on a plane and pray that I don't get sick. I always seem to walk off from a flight with the flu and an ass cramp. Shut the hell up! I know what you're thinking. Anyway, I'll post more shit when I land.
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No shit MK, me too! I'm going to Chicago this week then gone again for another week after that. I heard Chicago has the worst airports ever, UGH. I always get someone next to me thats leaking green snot and sniffing real deep every minute to avoid blowing their nose Eeeeeeeew!

Submitted by Sheeps on June 15, 2008 - 8:45am.

Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
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HOTTT! (like fire, tssss...)

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Just a little worried about MK... He said he would post when he landed - I hope everyting is okay and he doesn't still have motion sickness.

DeeDee: Here's what "Soyburger," who made the video, said (he's far too astute for YouTube): "So this video combines all the non topless shots from the Russ Meyer classic "Mondo Topless" (seriously this is nearly every non boob shot in the entire movie) with the new Gnarls Barkley song "Charity Case". I also included audio waveform overlays as an homage to Russ Meyer's other classic film "Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill!"

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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)

Oh ok sheeps. Russ Meyer eh? I'll have to google him.

Good morning Nit!

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PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?~ Michael Bolton, Office Space.

And so it begins...Happy Father's Day to all you Dad Sluts!

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Submitted by DeeDee on June 15, 2008 - 6:26am.

I don't think it's an official video, but it goes well with the tune. It's just spliced from some dumb Russ Meyer film. The whole song is two chords (Em, D).

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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)

@ sheeps I know! Next time I expect to have a copy of his itinerary.

You likey the Gnarls Barkley video? Big chichis galore!

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This movie looks like all kinds of fuckery. Watching it would be 90 minutes of my life I'd never get back.

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I have seen this book.It"s a very useful book.I like to read this kind books.I saw some new privacy news about this on site ----"AffluentBachelors.com"-------Maybe it will have heavy influence on us. Just care.

Hi, DeeDee. At least he should have cleared the vacay with us, no?

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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)

MK on vacation?!?! Yay! If anyone deserves a vacay, it's you MK.

I will have that look on my face if I find out Lindsay is knocked up.

Morning hoors ♥

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Shout-out to you Michael K for the Vanity Fair expose of the entire blogosphere. They aimed their venom at "corpulent" Perez (i.e., fat Perez), said most of the other celebrity blogs were copies of each other, but ranked you as "abnormally prodigious" (i.e., a very chatty princess, but we knew that).

http://www.vfdaily.com/culture/2008/blogopticon/index.html

Needed an MK fix so I went to his myspace page... wow, he's a sexy man beast, isn't he? And 'Cause I'm a blonde' is playing on his page... LUV IT!! Damn the fact that I'm married and straight, or watch out, MK... please come back to us soon.

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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde

Did anyone else read that Perez Hilton tried to sell his clothing line and SEVEN, yes 7, people showed up to his line debut?

He was crying in the bathroom like the whiny baby he's always been! He sold $6.45 or so at his "sale". Asswipe - the overreach is ridic.

On to the post, this is NOT the kind of movie that Bloho "fans" or what's left of them, should be watching.

I think the Earth is spinning off it's axis.

The difference between MK and Perez is that MK is actually witty and doesn't kiss anyone's ass! Plus, if you tip him off on a story, he puts a little "thanks" on the post. Proper Netiquette, you know.

I also like Pink is the New Blog -- I think Trent is a great writer, but he's a bit *too* nice sometimes. MK takes the piss out of everyone and I love it. :)

It's a known fact that all gossip bloggers DESPISE Perez, but they don't seem to rip on him. I guess they don't want to give him any free publicity.

This'll either re-start her career or kil it dead completely. I know which one I'm hoping for!
Maybe she can join season 2 of Living Lohan before it's cancelled.

Let this be the end of her cinematic career, oh wondrous Universe. Please.

This slag is tremendously over-rated and has outgrown any talent she may have had.

I saw I know who killed me last night. One of the worst movies I have ever seen. Thanks Blohan.

to harlee25...

I think the book cover is a prop for this "labor pains" movie.

I just watched lindsay on tv in "I know who killed me."

people were talking earlier about her red hair. she looks best that way. she also looks nice as a brunette. but a lot of girls want blonde hair (i have done blonde, too, though dark blonde) so I can't blame her too much for that.

jesus I can't believe her mum thought lindsay was "above" a reality show. this looks like a lifetime movie.

Its a bit incomphrensible how famous she is and how she keeps getting work when (not including the parent trap!) she's really only been in one good movie which was mean girls- and even that was only not bad. pretty much everything else has been a piece of shit, right?

The ppl who funded this movie deserve to lose their money- there is no way lindsay can headline a movie anymore.
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I see no one has addressed the most pertinent issue here...who on earth makes those sunglasses in the pic with the turquoise Birkin???!!!!!

Murph likey.

Don't blame me! I voted for Michael Cera!!!!

Submitted by Whatever on June 14, 2008 - 11:09pm.

She has sunk to a new low.
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I know, right? Poor Suzie.

♥ the name of this pic as per MK is slarsonhohoho1.jpg Does he think that's Santa's lap? Lean Like a Chola

She has sunk to a new low.

if shes posing for a book cover, then she knows her career is in the shitter...

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 14, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Submitted by jschuley on June 14, 2008 - 3:58pm.
I don't know if Michael K reads these comments or not, but I just want to say I discovered perez hilton first, and I thought that was an entertaining celebrity blog, but when I found dlisted.com it ruined me for all other celebrity blogs.

Holy crap I couldn't agree more. Where are you Michael K?! I need my dlisted fix! I feel like Britney before her hourly frapp and cheeto smoothie.

Submitted by Alltheprettyones on June 14, 2008 - 10:42pm.
I fear our MK is trapped in the baggage claim of what ever airport he landed at. :(

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Haha! Love the look on Lohan's face - you can tell she is thinking "How did this happen?! SamRo said she wore a condom!"

I fear our MK is trapped in the baggage claim of what ever airport he landed at. :(

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"Here's what's cool: Lohan has been entirely matter-of-fact about the whole affair," Gawker says. "She's continued to appear in public with her rumored lover. There has been no moaning from her about private-life intrusion from the media, and no cries from her cougar mom to 'Leave Lindsey ALONE!'"

They go on to argue that if Lohan does indeed come out as gay, or even by recognizing that she's in a relationship with Ronson, that it could kickstart her ailing career."

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This was on the AOL main page. *SHUDDER* groan!

This whole move was so calculating on LL's part, imo. It would be pathetic if playing gay in her real life jump starts her "career" (I'm still not convinced she's a lesbian).

I guess there's more at Gawker (I know this thread has moved on and everyone's likely bored to tears by now from seeing this post, but I thought I'd share the misery!).

Hope all you sluts who are heading out tonight have a safe, fun night!

nothing to do it's raining and i'm bored
and your right there's nothing like living in NYC bitches

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All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with

Nice talking to you Sensimina and Dustbunny. I am heading out to have some drinks. I'll be back later if ya wanna chat.

Oh, not far at all. maybe around 30 minute drive. depends on the traffic really.
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Submitted by dustbunny on June 14, 2008 - 6:46pm.

I can't express how much I love NYC. I was there most recently. Due to someone stealing my identity, I was asked to be a guest on a talk show. Mike and Juliet. Well, I got a free ride to New York and a pretty nice hotel room in times square. The best part is I got to take my best girlfriend, and it was our second time there together. I'm a little jealous of you. HOw far is that from Manhattan? By driving, I mean.

Submitted by Shaniquanaynay on June 14, 2008 - 6:24pm.
A dlisted road trip to NYC, to meet MK? I'll drive.
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I'm actually moving back in a couple of weeks. well, just outside of the city proper...Scarsdale.
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Sensimina- You're from Morgantown? I go to school there.

Anyway, MK needs to put up a new post because this HoHan picture is driving me crazy.

"Was HoHan's wardrobe provided by Fashion Bug?"

Yes.

When Perez said Castro is dead, he meant Castro the west Hollywood tranny whose face he sat on too long and suffocated.

Gotta go out to a party. Sensimina, since you're stoned I can say I just checked out your myspace and you are so hot!!!

Sorry.

I will erase this and deny it tomorrow;} HAHA

Good night and goodbye!!!

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PSL- you are right.
Perez is a fat tard.

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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.

So sorry, all apologies to PSL. Here's a pass to the left for you too. Toke away. ON topic, Lyndsay is a whore.

A dlisted road trip to NYC, to meet MK? I'll drive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5A2DpRoeN0
Here ya go Sensimina. Try this link. I don't think I ever watched. I watched a lot of Charles Nelson Reilly and H.R. Puff n Stuff. Do you remember that show? I'm pretty stoned too

who the hell does Perez think he is, that people would go somewhere just to see HIM?

Now, MK, on the other hand...I'd love to meet him for a drink....or a toke.

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Thanks Shaniqua. :) I'm smoking a fat bowl right now.
I'm so stoned I remembered this show, "Zoobilee Zoo" and submitted the cast for Hot Slut of the Day. I thought that shit was so hot when I was like 4.

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Submitted by Sensimina on June 14, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Hey just wanted to say hello. and introduce myself. I like reading your posts. I hate that pig Perez too.
I also share you're love for the green. So I'm passing it to the left for ya. You can call me niqua.

Of course, Perez would never mention that on his site! Just like he never acknowledged his retarded-ness for hyping up that he had "EXCLUSIVE OMGZ!!" info that "Castro was dead", or his many other embarrassing scandals such as the whole Manhunt debacle and bribing that one guy for a video of him jerking off.

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Submitted by stake_spike on June 14, 2008 - 10:51pm.

Apparently 7 people showed up for the unveiling at Hot Topic and he through a hissy fit, haha!

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Karma Bitch!!

Wouldn't surprise me if he DID throw a a hissy fit! He's so up himself it's inreal!

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 14, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Submitted by jschuley on June 14, 2008 - 3:58pm.
I don't know if Michael K reads these comments or not, but I just want to say I discovered perez hilton first, and I thought that was an entertaining celebrity blog, but when I found dlisted.com it ruined me for all other celebrity blogs.

Seriously, Perez Hilton makes me want to gag now that I've found dlisted.

Welcome! And I think most of us here feel the same way! :)
MK is a riot.
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I know what you mean. 2 years ago someone posted a link for Dlisted into the comments on Perez's site and since then I don't go there anymore. If I'm bored and need a gossip fix, I'll check it out, but I don't want to contribute to the number of hits his site gets. Then he'll never go away.

On second (fiftieth???) look, that book cover is pretty damn funny. Before the millennium turned (or "back n the day" if you're not facetious like me) that ultra-generic cover (particularly if you're from here where our flag is made up of the Colors of Benetton) would be featuring some famous FICTIONAL character...you know, like Karen (all grown up) from the Babysitter's Club or Nancy Drew or some such.

I guess Lindsay Lohan was the most popular fictional character they could find.

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