Not Your Best Shot
Meth face alert! Did somebody order an extra sausage pizza? Snoop Dogg's wifey, Shante Broadus, needs to travel with her own personal airbrusher just in case situations like this one should come up. The drunk bitch was driving around Fullerton, CA a little after midnight on Saturday when she was pulled over by the cops.
She was arrested and later released with a citation. Bail is not needed in DUI arrests in Fullerton. DAMN! Fullerton is the place to party.
At least homegirl wasn't hot boxing. I mean, she is Snoop Dogg's wife.
Hopefully, something good can come out of all of this. Maybe Proactiv will fall in love with Shante's rock face and offer her a contract! "Hi! My name is Shante Broadus. If you're going to get arrested for DUI, at least do it with clear skin. That's why I use Proactiv!"
Source: TMZ
girlfriend could use some clearisil extra strength...
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sexy motherfucker...
oh what a shame. and the other day i was complimenting her on how beautiful she was and how beautiful she and snoops children are. ah well thats hollywood.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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tell me she don't look like Latifah's character from the movie Set It Off
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 15, 2008 - 1:15pm.
Fo Shizzle, she's a hoizzle. Bet she stinkizzles like a dead Mackeralizzle. Whateverizzle! Speak to my handizzle!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
l0l ur right. they need a real ho not chesticla simpson
they need to dump her ass
Maybe Proactiv will fall in love with Shante's rock face and offer her a contract! "Hi! My name is Shante Broadus. If you're going to get arrested for DUI, at least do it with clear skin. That's why I use Proactiv!"
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That really made my day. :)
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Submitted by Mawy on June 15, 2008 - 12:14pm.
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Agreed, the possibility of catching a disease is my number one freak-out.
I really didn't know she said that; she's seemed so family-oriented, even a little "I wear the pants in the family," on the few episodes I've seen.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
i know, radio siren. plus think about all of the diseases he could give her, and if they have more kids, the children she gives birth to. i swear, some people should be sterilized.
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Omg! She is one of my LEAST favorite people in the world. ugh! On the hip hop wives special, she was all arrogant like she has her home under control, but judging from that mugshot, I clearly are why he considered divorce!
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My boobs are bigger than yours!
Fo Shizzle, she's a hoizzle. Bet she stinkizzles like a dead Mackeralizzle. Whateverizzle! Speak to my handizzle!
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Ducksnorting. What else is there to do?
EWWW! She's ugllaaaay!
I love that show, but I can't stand her. She's always telling him he can't eat Roscoe's.
Maybe now when she tells him that, he can tell her to step off and stay away from the liquor cabinet.
Dumbass.
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Submitted by Mawy on June 15, 2008 - 6:31am.
Bitch is ugly AND dumb. I saw her on a special about rap stars' wives and she was talking about how it's ok if he sleeps around out there, cuz she knows he's coming home to her.
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Wow, I can't believe she said that! I hate - HATE - when people trot out that lame enabling line to excuse bad behavior. It is NOT okay to be disrepected by your significant other's fucking around just because he or she will eventually bring their straggling asses home for a meal and a warm bed. Seriously, respect means controlling yourself even when you're not in the presence of the person you've made a commitment to.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
My hometown has made the pages of Dlisted! I can die happy now! Good times in Fullerton...I'll drive more carefully there now that I now there's no bail required for drunkards.
Are we looking at the same picture? I don't see acne, just a bunch of little pigment spots.
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Bitch looks beat! Take a nap or something.
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
I'm glad it helped you, sassykitty. I have no idea why snoop dogg's wife would have this problem. They're freakin' millionaires! Shoot, I wish I had the money to laser the damn red marks that take forever to fade off. She does, so why doesn't she do that? She probably has no idea that that exists. She's not the most intelligent woman. Sucks when you're funny looking AND dumb. How unfortunate.
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Mawy, I second that about spironolactone. I had bad acne for years. I've done really well w/spiro. Even when I have flares, they clear pretty quickly
Ah Mawy you are right!!
my apologies
I always get spiriva and spironolactone get mixed up!!
(i shouldnt since i am a nurse!!!)
I never knew that it was good for skin though.
thats great it has helped you. I was in the same boat a year ago for the past 18 years terrible skin but mine was down to allergies.
*I am gonna razzledazzleyourfantazmagazzle*
she looks like snoop dog, only fatter.
Pia, Spironolactone is also used to control high blood pressure and acne. My derm prescribed it for me and it has worked wonders at clearing my skin.
Seriously, as I was scrolling down, I thought it was a recycling of R.Kelly's mugshot since they share the same hairstyle! I can see a man wearing their hair like that, but a woman? It is so NOT an attractive look. In my own opinion it isn't even flattering for a man!
"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."
For someone that should have a lot of money, that is one homely looking jean jacket.
"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"
That's his WIFE?!
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Christina Aguilera "We Throw Pies All The Time!"
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I saw her on that special on E channel. I bet she falls under that whole "cheaper to keep her" catagory. It;s probably easier to keep her in a nice house and designer bags than it would be to divorce and maintain 2 households, & pay monstrous amounts of child support. They have like 4 kids or something. She holds down home and takes care of the kids while he's doing his thing.
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Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
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She needs some old fashioned Ivory Soap and a Brillo pad to clear that mess up.
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But all the pretty, pretty ones
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Snoop most certainly did not write 'Sensual Seduction' from looking at this mASSterpiece.
No wonder he puffs!
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Even with her shiteous complexion, she still looks a million times better than her husband.
Just sayin'.
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It is refreshing to see a celebrity with the sort of woman he would be able to get if he weren't a celebrity.
His skin isnt any better. They both look like somebody dumped a bag of hot nickles on their face.
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At least homegirl wasn't hot boxing. I mean, she is Snoop Dogg's wife.
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For reals.
On a completely different note, it's nice to see Snoop keeping it real. He could have a human Barbie/Bratz for a wife.
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They have money, can't she call a frigging cab to take her home. Dumb ass!!!
You sure that's not Snoop's brother?
Mawy,
spironolactone is a steroid to help lung growth. it is used in asthmatics and people with emphysema
*I am gonna razzledazzleyourfantazmagazzle*
Bitch is ugly AND dumb. I saw her on a special about rap stars' wives and she was talking about how it's ok if he sleeps around out there, cuz she knows he's coming home to her. yea, and probably bringing home a shitload of STDs to her.
And about her skin - damn, I thought mine was bad. She needs Spironolactone. That stuff will work wonders on your skin.
Wow,she looks so ugly!I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----#########"AffluentBachelors.com"@@@###### ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.