Happy Daddy Day!
What's a better way of celebrating Daddy and Pepaw Day than by honoring one of the greatest fathers of all-time, KFed? There's no better way! Look at this dumb bitch. Even he's laughing at the fact that Prive Las Vegas named him their "Father of the Year."
The cheap ass trophy was given to him by the club's two owners in the back kitchen away from the crowd! Something tells me KFed didn't want his precious diamante earrings to get damaged by the thousands of boos, so he decided to accept his trophy in private. If you can't stand the heat, get in the kitchen!
KFed told UsWeekly, "I'm surprised." Duh. I'm sure SPF and JJ are surprised too. Daddy's going to bring home the trophy and they are going to shout, "WTF?!"
KFed wasn't the only member of the Cheeto gang in Las Vegas last night. Brit Brit and her daddy were also there, but didn't attend KFed's illustrious back kitchen ceremony. She partied at the Palms instead. You know they met up later and he showed her his "award." An award that I'm pretty sure is made out of chocolate and covered in gold foil.
Happy Daddy Day to one and all!!!
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He’s good looking. You just get lost in his eyes :)
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Is that fucking award supposed to be a brass champagne flute with some ribbon???
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I was pretty before the dough but now just imagine.
Uh,they are so happy!Congratulations for them.I saw some new privacy news about them on site ----"AffluentBachelors.com"-------Maybe it
will have heavy influence on us. Just care.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
I still think this award was based on fertility rather than parenting skills. they probably wanted to give it to that ridiculous duggar man, but he wouldn't go to a sinful bar. so they had to settle for kfed. it is good that kfed intervened when britney lost it, but he only did what ANY decent father should do.
Waiting to get my cellulite filled in.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 15, 2008 - 1:51pm.
well said, radiosiren.
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On what I said about KFed or PP? ;)
Hi Sheeps! I guess it's a good thing that I'm clueless about the body filler...? I've never even heard of it!
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
well said, radiosiren.
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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 15, 2008 - 3:34pm.
What she needs is some Earl Scheib body-filler for her cellulite.
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Doesn't work.
Or so I heard.
*stuffs tiramisu down gullet*
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
I don't know why (and not proud to say) but there is something really sexy about Kevin Federline. Ugh I hate myself
Submitted by radio siren on June 15, 2008 - 1:38pm.
I personally think that he is rubbing cocoa butter and vitamin E oil on Phoebe Price's ass as we speak.
What she needs is some Earl Scheib body-filler for her cellulite.
I'm not a huge fan of Kevin, but if it wasn't for him those two kids would probably be dead by now. Their mother is a worthless piece of shit and doesn't deserve to even be in the same state as those boys, let alone the same room.
If this guy is Father of the Year, I'm a five star Michelin chef. And I can barely cook Kraft Dinner.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
So...back around 40 or 50-some years ago, up-and-coming baby boomers vilified their fathers for being too distant and uninvolved; aka sitting down with a highball immediately after a long day of breadwinning or tooling around in the garage too much on weekends.
Nowadays, any douchebag can be considered a great father simply for retaining any contact with their offspring, even if that means they leave the children's mother, visit titty bars, bring home a friend-with-benefits who is their kids' age, and go out clubbing on a regular basis. Part of being a good father is setting a good example on how to live life. I think the people giving KFed this award are forgetting that.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by Sheeps on June 15, 2008 - 7:29am.
Submitted by madam s. on June 15, 2008 - 8:24am.
I think MK owes us an explanation of his travel plans, don't you? I'm gonna be pissed if I see him at the Santa Monica Pier with Shauna.
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I personally think that he is rubbing cocoa butter and vitamin E oil on Phoebe Price's ass as we speak.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Happy day to all the D-listed baby daddies and leather daddies reading this blog.
Thanking God once again for my parents. I can't imagine being stuck with this dickhead for a father. He's only a better parent because he is compared to Shitney.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Happy Father's Day to my Dad and all the Hwat Hwore Daddies of Dlisted!!!!
...and to watching 5 jillion more hours of the US Open.
GO TIGER WOODS!!!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
moms and pops must be so proud. oh wait, moms and pops are losers, too.
Just wait until next year... when Clay Aiken is elligible for this prestigious award!
K-Fed gets a "Father of the Year" award and then I wake up to a voice mail from my so called "father" whom I haven't spoken to in like 6 six years. What kinda Twilight Zone Father's Day is going on this year?! Wake me when it's over.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
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That sh** looks like it came from the bubble gum machine!!
Ms Sharmaine
aaawww, He wore a suit to this...
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I refuse to be institutionalized one more time.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 15, 2008 - 8:46am.
give Shauna some credit! She is cooking a 5 course meal for her hubby! THEN they will go play mini golf!
I have the feeling the only time she's in the kitchen is to wave dinner for the kids, get their Lunchables for school, or call for Gelson's delivery.
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
Those kids are his meal ticket. Of course he's going to step up to the plate.
Sorry, but a dad who walks out on the mother of his first two kids, then makes two more with a dumbass woman and then divorces is no father of the year. He was dating some other skanky ass girls right after that too. Yeah, just what I want from a dad. I'm sure his mother and nannies do most of the work raising those kids. Just give it time, he'll be breeding again.
Happy Father's Day to all you hot slut daddies out there. xoxoxo
no surprise Vegas; Kfreaks home away from home.
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Happy Father's Day!!!
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Christina Aguilera "We Throw Pies All The Time!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWOKlSXlFms
this is the first time ever i've actually found KFed to be attractive
Sheeps, give Shauna some credit! She is cooking a 5 course meal for her hubby! THEN they will go play mini golf!
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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
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As much as I hate to say it you have to give the guy some credit for stepping up to the plate and taking care of his kids when their useless, good for nothing mother showed her true self? And speaking of the skank mother - shouldn't she be at home putting forth the effort to learn how to be good mother instead of taking her nasty ass on another vacation?
Madam, I am confident that Shauna--mother of three, housewife--is spending the day with her French husband and kids. I picture her in her heels playing miniature golf and taking the kids to Forever 21 to shop.
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
is that douche, dumbass kutcher still 'working'? when is that contract up? if he is not behind this news bit, this means that the world is going to end soon.
happy fatherdays to all who are a parent. thats a job for life.
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Chris Crocker is crazy (crazy!) hot!
Submitted by mike on June 15, 2008 - 11:29am.
There are big nightclubs in Las Vegas? I thought everyone just hung out at the casinos?
I've avoided Las Vegas all my life.
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Vegas makes MORE money on clubbers & foodies than it does on gamblers.All of it is available 24/7.I've kept a pad here (& Miami) for years.Never even once have i bothered to waste my money @ the gaming tables.There's PLENTY of other shit to do.Come on out.
mike,
I had to go to Vegas once for a convention for some stuff I designed years back. It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. I couldn't wait to leave and never need to go back.
Sheeps,
Damn straight MK owes us an explanation. Otherwise instead of knowing that he's just having some wholesome visit with friends and/or family. We will be forced to build wild falsities about his foursome with Ralph Fiennes, Phoebe Price, and Shauna Sands. And in the way I picture it Shauna's not wearing the lucite heels, if you know what I'm saying.
Ffed father of the year? I guess if one could hire nannies to raise the kids and live off some ex spouses money then anyone could be father of the year.
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Submitted by madam s. on June 15, 2008 - 8:24am.
I think MK owes us an explanation of his travel plans, don't you? I'm gonna be pissed if I see him at the Santa Monica Pier with Shauna.
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
There are big nightclubs in Las Vegas? I thought everyone just hung out at the casinos?
I've avoided Las Vegas all my life.
HE'S surprised?
He gets a great Father award, and Dina Lohan gets a Mother of The Year award.....what a crock of shit!
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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
-Paris Hilton
Submitted by angel_i on June 15, 2008 - 8:21am.
And for another: Wow - way to take standards to an all-time low.
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like Elaine says to Jerry, "just when I think you're the most shallow man in the world, you manage to drain a little more out of the pool"
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Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise.
And then he went across the street to the Tittie Corral Strip Club to accept his award for great achievements in feminism.
Sheeps,
Good point. But we are only halfway into the year. Maybe those guys have some horrifying news that we don't.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
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For one thing: Shouldn't *some* damn award go to Daddy Spears?!?! (edited for having read "illustrious back kitchen ceremony" which I missed the first time in my haste to seem witty)
And for another: Wow - way to take standards to an all-time low.
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
I'm not sure this award was justified: Has he fathered any kids this year?
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
"Illustrious back kitchen ceremony"! Ahhaha... love it. I pray that those two guys issuing him that award aren't fathers, seeing as they brainstormed and came up with KFed as their idea of great fathering. That said, poor little Tater and Fry are damned lucky to have the Federlines in the whole scheme of things.
That's a REALLY bad picture of him (the poster for the event).
That shit is a RIOT! I saw the poster announcing his appearance last night.Went to Tryst instead.
I love that Father of the Year poses for his award with a cigarette in his hand. Moron.