Kat Von D Beat By Her Own Ex-Husband

Submitted by mike on June 15, 2008 - 11:07am.
He's not sexist; he just finds tattoos have a (visually) masculinizing effect on women.
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I gotta say....whatever the message, its downright confusing. A young co-worker showed up recently with a gigantic swirly tat on her left arm - shoulder to elbow. She's a big girl, and unkempt, but baby-ish as well. Kinda like a human female version of Baby Huey. The whole picture is incomprehensible. This gal wouldn't hurt a fly, but the tat makes her look crazy. lol

Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 15, 2008 - 1:59pm.

LOL@ Leatherette....

you know, there's a story going 'round that sonny bono was assassinated...
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ah, figures -- but I say Sonny was probably scraped off that ski trail tree by sasquatch and taught a new trade.

Haha! Stupid Kat Von D. I read her ex's myspace page a while back (when she dumped him for that Nikki Sixx dude). Oliver sounds like a nice guy.

I also am tattoo-less.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on June 15, 2008 - 11:01am.
Angelina Jolie would be a point in question. The body art looks weird with classy designer evening gowns.
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No kidding. Unless everyone undresses at midnight and does an Eyes Wide Shut kinda thang.

Not down with that, either.

(I could very well be the last prude on the planet.)

DebFrmHell---it's Diablo Cody, and more than the tattoo, I was embarrassed for her that she didn't have someone to tell her about proper foundation undergarments for her cheap evening dress.
Cheap dress--okay.
visible saddle bags---not okay.

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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."

I have an acquaintance who's a tattoo artist, and he won't date a girl who has more than two minor tattoos. He's not sexist; he just finds tattoos have a (visually) masculinizing effect on women.

And like most tattoo artists, he has a shitload, including one on his penis (he shows everyone...).

A single mom at my son's school has a big tattoo on her lower back, with her son's name written in BIG letters.

I wonder how horny her boyfriend will be in ten years, when he takes her from behind and looks right at the name of the 15 year old son of the woman he is banging.

I have 0 tats. I wanna be different :D

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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08

HI Joe! Glad to see you!
I totally agree. I think she is a visually stunning woman but I have a hard time looking past those tattoos. She has people, why do they not do something to cover them for red carpet events?

I was embarrassed for that stripper, Cody Whos-itz, who won an oscar! All because of her visible tattoo...

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Submitted by libby on June 15, 2008 - 9:33am.
Me too, Sheeps, me too.

I honestly don't think I've dated a guy with a tattoo since

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Yeah, as for dating someone with even a single tattoo, I think I'd pass. And to think, I was so the opposite in my early 20s...just goes to show how drastically people's tastes can change.

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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 15, 2008 - 1:28pm.
she is gross, IMO.
I don't understand the whole "cover your body with tattoos" thing.
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Nah me either. Angelina Jolie would be a point in question. The body art looks weird with classy designer evening gowns.

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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là

I thought CA didn't legalize gay marriage until this week? You mean to tell me there's a biological female underneath that 1/4" of pancake makeup on her face?

Submitted by Pers on June 15, 2008 - 10:57am.
Isn't her 15 mins up yet? Tick..tick...
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hopefully not. I'd like to see her spiral down the same drama rabbit hole as Amy W.

LOL@ Leatherette....

you know, there's a story going 'round that sonny bono was assassinated...

and I gotta say, anyone who thinks that guy is hot or cute is kuhrazy.

i like tattoos - ON OTHER PEOPLE.

I've hated tattoos since WWII.

Isn't her 15 mins up yet? Tick..tick...
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés

I don't mind the occasional tattoo either; it's how trendy they've become that I can't stand. And the people who get them just for attention; that's what really gets me. Like the people who tattoo their necks. Come on. You're an attention whore, simple as that.

DebFrmHell, I was watching American Jail the other night and one of the jail guards (technically a cop) was wearing a short-sleeved shirt and had two small tats on his arm. I don't know what state this was, but I work in law enforcement and I couldn't believe it! I think in some professions that are related to art and artistic expressions - a trendy salon or art gallery, or example - tattoos would be fine. But like you said, a person is a reflection of the organization or company that they work for. I used to be quite the wild-looking eye-catcher back in the day but even I thought the cop with tattoos was completely inappropriate.

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

didn't know Sonny Bono had a brother

BEST HEADLINE EVER:

IKE BEATS TINA TO DEATH
Submitted by NYPost (methinks) at annoucement of Ike Turner's passing.

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bad misleading headline. I only clicked on it cause i thought it contained something scandalous. crap ass story.

Sheeps, is your questionaire one question long or it is like an MMPI?

8-).

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Submitted by D.R. on June 15, 2008 - 8:17am.

I saw the headline and I thought it meant something else. Oh well. Good to be wrong about this one.

ROFL..same here :P

DebFrmHell-----That reminds me of people who tattoo marijuana leaves in visible places!
I smoke pot like a fiend, but I don't advertise.

I was a server for 16 years, and you wouldn't believe how many people came in to apply for jobs with visible x-rated tattoos and/or marijuana-leaf hats, shirts, etc.

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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."

I saw the headline and I thought it meant something else. Oh well. Good to be wrong about this one.

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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

Gnarly! Oh and RAD!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

I am a restaurant manager. I cannot tell the number of "want-to-be-employed, I really need a job" applicants that have come in the door with visable tattoos. While I agree it is their right to have most companies have policies in place that require that you cover them up. Same with piercing.

If you think that a tongue ring is not noticable guess again. When I explain this and that they will have cover them with sleeves, bandages or makeup, or remove facial piercings while at work, people get indignant with me.

Companies do not want to hire a map, billboard, or a pin cushion. They are looking for a reflection of their values. Not an individuals.

I have had to turn down or release people who would would not comply with company standards.

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The sixteen year old boy that lives in me is dying for a tattoo of Roger, the alien from american dad.

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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.

Okay, I'll tell my OTHER bad tattoo story...

I was working with this lovely 18-year old girl, and I spied a Keith Haring yellow stick-figure guy tattooed on her ankle.

I said "Oh! Keith Haring!"
She said "Who?"

Those are the kinds of tattooees I am agin', especially. You put that on your body, and you don't even know the artist's name? Idiocy.

(If you don't know Keith Haring by name, Google image him...you'll know his work immediately. Very famous.)
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."

I don't mind a tattoo here and there, (unless it is that GHEY-ass barbed wire around the arm), but sleeves and whole body icks me out.

My friend got a HUGE Steelers tattoo- takes up his whole back. I wanted to smack him.

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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
-Paris Hilton

Me too, Sheeps, me too.

I honestly don't think I've dated a guy with a tattoo since....But a WWF panda? There ARE much worse tattoos....and we had already done it, so it was too late by then!

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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."

Deb - it's John Lee Hooker on my right shoulder. He's my favorite blues guy and we share a birthday. :)

Don't feel bad, I've had people mistake him for Chuck Berry (whom I like as well, but am kind of grossed out by, what with the pee and poo stories)

Submitted by libby on June 15, 2008 - 9:26am.
I have been pretty anti-tattoo since they became trendy for my generation.

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Same here. I think they were interesting back when mainly the only ones getting them were sailors, inmates, & the occasional punk rocker, but now they are so passe. I felt the same way about piercings. Once they became so trendy in the early 1990s, I was so disgusted that I took most of mine out.

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

@Aphid, B B King and Lucille? on arm, thigh, or back?

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Submitted by libby on June 15, 2008 - 10:26am.
I started dating a guy, and after we had sex for the first time, I was CRUSHED to see a tiny bit o' ink on his upper thigh.

This is why I've included that exact question in the questionnaire I hand out when I meet someone new for coffee.

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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)

she is gross, IMO.

I don't understand the whole "cover your body with tattoos" thing.

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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
-Paris Hilton

There are SO many other things we can do to be wild and crazy in our youths that will not make us look hideously unattractive in our later years. I, for one, plan on looking like a classy 60-year old who's only pushing 40 - with flawless skin.

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

yeah best moustache for the lollipop guild..
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I have been pretty anti-tattoo since they became trendy for my generation.

I promised myself I would never date a guy with a tattoo.
About 10 years ago, I started dating a guy, and after we had sex for the first time, I was CRUSHED to see a tiny bit o' ink on his upper thigh.

It was a World Wildlife Fund Panda logo. So I got over it.

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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."

Ollie goes by the nickname "Little."

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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)

Submitted by fulgora77 on June 15, 2008 - 9:16am.
I have a few tattoos. If all I thought about for everything I did was what will I think of this when I'm 60 life would be sad and boring indeed. Although I do agree Kat has.....overdone it.
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Amen. My avie is of the last one I did.

OT: Haha! Let's see Nikki Sixx do THAT!
On second thought, let's not....

Call me crazy, but I thnk Ollie Peck is cute!

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Whoever did the wall hanging of Oliver P captured his nose completely. Looks like it should be on a mud flap of a semi however.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 15, 2008 - 11:04am.
I know that every tattoo has a history but gees
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well once upon a time people got 1 tat at a time and eventually it became a sleeve. so yeah those probably have stories but when you get em all at once i think the story pretty much goes "yeah i was lookin for some attention so i got a buncha tats all at the same time. the end."
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo

I have a few tattoos. If all I thought about for everything I did was what will I think of this when I'm 60 life would be sad and boring indeed. Although I do agree Kat has.....overdone it.

My first thought was that her husband went domestic violence on her ass, so silly.

About tattoos, no thank you, no matter who and how much I love the person, those are a minus in my book. You'd really have to sell me why you have them for me to look past them. Sorry I'm intolerant with that.

"From Arms to Asses" would make a great title of the memoirs for a tattoo artist.

Yeah, those are going to look soooo good on her beat ass when she's 50.

I know that every tattoo has a history but gees, do people realize that yes, they will get old, that skin will sag, and what looks good now is going to look like pure d shit at 60?

Of course "what looks good now" is a matter of perspective. A walking comic book is not attractive to me.

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GOOD! She's a fug bitch anyway. All those tatts are only "cute" for a very short period of time. After that, you only look like a haggard freak.

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That bitch is trashy...but I LOVE Olie's moustache!

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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?

Yeah, and she said that she would never do another one of these things again. Oh well.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty