Kate Beckinsale Hates Her Fat Ass
Kate Beckinsale has refused to show her bare ass in her new movie "Whiteout." It's not because she's shy or has a hairy ass. Kate seems think her ass is just too fat for the big screen. What ass?! Yeah, it's fucking gigantic. She makes Kim Kardashian's ass look a surfboard.
According to the Daily Mail, Kate made the producers hire a $2,000 a day booty double. They should have tricked Kate's crazy ass and hired Kim Kardashian as her booty double.
A source on the movie said, "Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body. The script called for her character to be filmed nude in a shower, focusing in on her bottom and thighs. Kate insisted on a double being hired. She was quite open on the set about not liking her body and said she particularly loathed her bottom and was not comfortable baring it."
Hopefully, she's one of those chicks that says shit like "I'm so fat," just so people can coo over them and say, "No, you're not!!! You're pefect." If not, then she's fucking certifiable.
Maybe you guys dont know, but Kate has suffered from anorexia.
She might be "ok" now, but her self image will never be "normal".
Submitted by PleasingVacations on June 17, 2008 - 12:47am.
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You are SO right. She really IS the defication of beauty.
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
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She is the true defination of beauty. God bless her :)
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The woman is CLEARLY INSANE as most of Hollyweird is!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shet Up!
A bottom double? Oh, go for it Kate. You're gorgeous!
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
She is cute
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Migraineuse,
Gracias! I luvs me some Alan Rickman!
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Don't we all....
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She's perfection and my Achille's heel.
Migraineuse,
Gracias! I luvs me some Alan Rickman!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
I used to like her, now I just find her to be fuckin annoying. She just bitches about everything, stfu.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 1:51pm.
May I compliment you on the utter hotness that is your avatar?
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Uh,she is so shy I think.hehehehehehehe...A reliable source said she posted a sexy profile at a celebs dating site named @@@@@@############------- "AffluentBachelors.com "--- @@@@ where many celebritis and beautiful people are looking for
romances. It seems she continues her journey to love
She's an annoying, no-personality scank. I will never forget this bitch's awful line delivery in Pearl Harbor. At least Ben Affleck managed to redeem himself with Gone Baby Gone and Hollywoodland.
She also did a bad impression of Ava Gardner.
Yeah, i'm starting to hate Kate's fat ass too.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Nighty night!
Keep on thinking! I will never divulge. Smooch!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 16, 2008 - 2:44am.
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Fun! A blind item! I'm going through my brainlist of whose missing as we speak. I know already that it's not gonna be Love_Angelina ;p or someone else whose name shan't be spoken.
But I do think I'm off to bed now...I do have to work a little tomorrow :(
Thanks for being my insomnia buddy:)
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by angel_i on June 16, 2008 - 1:40am.
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Well, I can say that he got snagged by a fellow Dlister. And that girl is a top notch girl! Thorny is lucky to have this sweet honey. But she is a lucky gal too ! Turns out, Thorny is a real prince!
Bottom line, Thorny and his mystery girl are happy indeed!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Ooo TripleD, this is better than the rags this weekend! Can you dish? Or is it all very hush hush...?
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
But they are fated. No other two would have been so perfect....this is kismet!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by angel_i on June 16, 2008 - 1:35am.
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Well, hell yeah, he did, and she is the BOMB!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 16, 2008 - 2:31am.
@angel_i:
Thorny is a man in the big love.
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He always seemed like a guy who deserves it...please tell me he din't meet her here *giggle*!
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
@angel_i:
Thorny is a man in the big love. He fell in a huge way and is no longer available to us mere mortals! We have to make due with the crumb of lesser mortals.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Yay! Thorny!
But I thought he was saving himself for me. Bastard! Men are all alike! *sigh* o well...
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Thorny is alive and well in Virginny.
He is just occupied with love and passion!
But he still rocks!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by DigiStar on June 16, 2008 - 1:59am.
This bitch is such a chav.
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Now that you mention it, whatever happened to Thornhill anyway???
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by DigiStar on June 16, 2008 - 12:59am.
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Nuff said.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
This bitch is such a chav. Almost everything that comes out of her mouth is pure nonsense.
Totally fishing, PSL.
Who looks like that and complains?
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
she has a flat ass.
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 15, 2008 - 9:36pm.
She's either fishing for compliments, or she's a stupid cunt. Maybe she's a stupid cunt fishing for compliments.
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hahahahhahaha...that was hilarious. On that note, good night....
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She's nutty, that's a FINE behind!
She's either fishing for compliments, or she's a stupid cunt. Maybe she's a stupid cunt fishing for compliments.
I can't stand it when women who are famous precisely BECAUSE they are considered to be better-looking than 99% of the population have the nerve to whine about how repulsive they are.
Kate, gain 200 pounds, break out with horrible acne and grow a faceful of unwanted hair. Then you can whine to your heart's content.
Till then, shut your anorexic piehole!
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@Deb:
Hell to the no.
I knew there were some hotties here. I am not HWAT but I look damn good for 40. But those pics.......of COURSE there are Dlisted hotties on board!!! I am in awe of of the smoking hot girls on this board!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
DDD, while I have never seen your bod, I can tell you that you are one stunning little hot mess...
Were you as surpised when everyone posted their real pictures as i was? The Dlisted ladies were all a bunch of knock outs. Funny, smart, talented, and good looking.
Gees, that sounds a little gayelle. But that's truth. pffft. (rowan and martin)
Good night and sleep well...
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Somebody wants attention...
She was in "Laurel Canyon" with Christian Bale and the fabulous Frances McDormand. Good movie, and she was decent. I don't necessarily know much as far as her acting, because I usually don't see her movies. She's gorgeous, has a hot husband who seems to adore her, and a daughter she loves. STFU Kate. Be happy.
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@Angel-i:
Oh, wait, she was in Pearl Harbor. That was only like what? 10 years ago? Au currant!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by letinstar on June 15, 2008 - 7:25pm.
this idiot must think people actually knows who she is and cares what she says...
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hahahahhahahahhaha...that made me cackle out loud
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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 15, 2008 - 9:39pm.
Oh wait. Is she someone famous?
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UM....she's kinda pretty. I think she fucked a famous person.
But seriously - Brokedown Palace? I don't remember that part - I must have been high. And lovin' it:)
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
I've always thought about if I was an actress and I did something embarassing in a movie -- would people taunt me about it? I guess not. No one ever taunts these people about stuff they do in movies. So I'm going to be immature and start doing it for fun.
Remember on Brokedown Palace when she had a cockroach in her ear, and it got all infected and gross? LOLOLOL
She has a real nice ass.
YankeesDaily
She is the girl who lives on the next block that babysits for me on every other Saturday. She is 34, but not married and she loves babysitting.
Oh wait. Is she someone famous?
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
@angel_i...if you figure out who this chick is, please let me know...uh, on second thought, maybe it's best if she stays unknown...
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sexy motherfucker...
Submitted by letinstar on June 15, 2008 - 9:25pm.
this idiot must think people actually knows who she is and cares what she says...
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That's pretty funny. This whole time I've been wondering:
...is she an actress, or a model...? I've heard that name somewhere...Did she date George Clooney? Well, she must be an actress, cuz of the movie thing but then no one's talking about her movies...Is she a starter wife;p? A socialite?...
*sigh* Whatever.
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
this idiot must think people actually knows who she is and cares what she says...
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sexy motherfucker...
I hate bitches who do that. If you complain about your weight around me, you'd better be fatter than me.
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Well, I am SO NOT on the hot end of the 'body scale' and I have had no complaints in the sex dept. I guess being comfortable with your body is freeing enough to let you be great in bed and not worry about your ass! Long live big ole bootay!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
She shouldn't be worried that her ass is too big - she should be worried that it's almost nonexistant.
gucci- I guess, ugly women are so brave, because their friends and lovers have tried every possible and impossible way to convince them that they are beautiful. Instead of going to the gym or doing plastic surgery, such women prefer to believe those lies.
Beautiful women never take compliments seriously and are always very critical to themselves, so it's really impossible to convince them that they are gorgeous.
Yawn, I'm going to sleep now... good night!
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Submitted by Otter Pop on June 15, 2008 - 6:26pm.
Isn't this the same woman who said she's a great fuck? I'm sorry but the best people to have sex with are the ones who don't have body issues.
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BINGO!!!!
well said!
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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
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