Kate Beckinsale Hates Her Fat Ass
Kate Beckinsale has refused to show her bare ass in her new movie "Whiteout." It's not because she's shy or has a hairy ass. Kate seems think her ass is just too fat for the big screen. What ass?! Yeah, it's fucking gigantic. She makes Kim Kardashian's ass look a surfboard.
According to the Daily Mail, Kate made the producers hire a $2,000 a day booty double. They should have tricked Kate's crazy ass and hired Kim Kardashian as her booty double.
A source on the movie said, "Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body. The script called for her character to be filmed nude in a shower, focusing in on her bottom and thighs. Kate insisted on a double being hired. She was quite open on the set about not liking her body and said she particularly loathed her bottom and was not comfortable baring it."
Hopefully, she's one of those chicks that says shit like "I'm so fat," just so people can coo over them and say, "No, you're not!!! You're pefect." If not, then she's fucking certifiable.
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Little miss:
tell me about it! some women who should have shame, don't its so weird!
oh and little miss are you from the west indies?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Funny how some fat or ugly women love to show naked body parts to public, but women with perfect body would be ashamed to wear some mini skirt or go to the beach.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
um what the hell is wrong with her she has a great body. i wonder if she realizes that in underworld the leather outfit she wore made her butt look very sizeable and great!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Seems like Herve Leger dress has become a Hollyweird ho uniform. I like Kate Beckinsale, but this choice of her is unfortunate.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
what ass?
all I see is a case of noassatallitis
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Isn't this the same woman who said she's a great fuck? I'm sorry but the best people to have sex with are the ones who don't have body issues.
where's Ms Whitebread been? Healthy ass is in.
Submitted by libby on June 15, 2008 - 3:54pm.
I just visited the Indianapolis craigslist (ALWAYS poorly spelled and hilarious).
OMG: the beard drawn on in MS paint is making me want to move to Indy. Do you think I could win over all those other girls?
Body-dysmorphic AND annoying...she's probably a complete joy to be around.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
The reason why she won't show her buttocks is because she's on the new All Turd diet that many celebrities are latching onto these days. Apparently, you can lose a ton of weight by ingesting your own feces. So why would she want to show the contents of her lunch box to the rest of the world? There is such a thing as a little too much information.
It's too bad that I only figured this out at the ripe old age of 36, but life is too short to worry if other people think your ass is fat. Now if I could only get back the hours and hours I spent worrying about what everyone thinks.
The other day I saw this woman in midtown and she was what most people would call "plump", but she had an itty-bitty waist, delicate little ankles, beautiful posture and confidence. She had big boobs and a big round rump. EVERY man turned to watch her. I had to admit she was sexy - I wanted to slap her ass and I'm STRAIGHT. The man she was with looked happy as anything, too.
Betcha that Biatch has a bad case of assne! Betcha that shit is pocked marked, red and boiled; she looks like the type with a sweaty ass.
Submitted by libby on June 15, 2008 - 3:54pm.
I just visited the Indianapolis craigslist (ALWAYS poorly spelled and hilarious).
Too funny. I once was checking out misspellings on Craigslist. Next thing I knew, MasterCard sent me this silly notice that I was supposedly "over limit" (whatever that means).
Joe_H: Longest goodbye (so far) of 2008.
if it helps, Mr. Pres, all my friends in high school were the D & D guys....
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
Submitted by libby on June 15, 2008 - 7:01pm.
HAHA libby, you'll never scare me away. I've been in and out all afternoon, as I usually am when I'm on Dlisted.
Anyway, got to go so I'll see y'all tomorrow.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by libby on June 16, 2008 - 12:14am.
YES! DreamyA.E.---I have straight hairs, no moles on breasts nor butt cheeks---but I am a slut! So it ruled me out completely!
The last line..."expect a call within a few days" sounds like a threat!
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I think the no sluts thing would rule out most Dlisters!! ;0) (not me though - I am an angel!)
*sniggering* It's like he's expecting women to wait on baited breath by he phone! Maybe if Prince Hot Ginge said that...
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Submitted by libby on June 16, 2008 - 12:14am.
YES! DreamyA.E.---I have straight hairs, no moles on breasts nor butt cheeks---but I am a slut! So it ruled me out completely!
The last line..."expect a call within a few days" sounds like a threat!
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I think the no sluts thing would rule out most Dlisters!! ;0) (not me though - I am an angel!)
*sniggering* It's like he's expecting women to wait on baited breath by he phone! Maybe if Prince Hot Ginge said that...
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 12:10am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 15, 2008 - 7:07pm.
The shine on your halo is only surpassed by the shine of Christina's platinum tresses.
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*beaming* boy does Xtina's hair shine!!
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
YES! DreamyA.E.---I have straight hairs, no moles on breasts nor butt cheeks---but I am a slut! So it ruled me out completely!
The last line..."expect a call within a few days" sounds like a threat!
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 15, 2008 - 7:07pm.
The shine on your halo is only surpassed by the shine of Christina's platinum tresses.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
libby did you see the second ad he did?
No More STD Ridden Chicks...
http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/m4w/720909869.html
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be
Submitted by Kizzy on June 15, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 15, 2008 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 15, 2008 - 11:22pm
Oh I know you are, doll, you're as good as gold, no doubt about that!! LMAO the troll tipped their hand with the "banned" comment, obviously they've been here before. So stupid.
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*makes sure Halo hasn't slipped* phew, I thought i was in trouble for a sex. Sec.
Good point.
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Kate really needs learn to speak less freely when talking to the press. She's been sounding too much like a celebrity lately.
AND the photo is totally a prison i.d. card pic! I used to be a teller...i know what they look like!
Mr. Pres. is either eating or my *cat* offer scared him away.... hahaha!
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
Submitted by libby on June 15, 2008 - 5:54pm.
LMFAO @ the Craiglist ad! I got the "straight hairs" but unfortunately I have a mole on my ass. Damn! I was really into him.
I bet Kate has a moley ass.
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PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?~ Michael Bolton, Office Space.
Submitted by libby on June 15, 2008 - 11:54pm.
TOTALLY OFF TOPIC:
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I can say my abcs but I don't got straight hairs. Dagnabbit! All the good ones are taken!
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by libby on June 15, 2008 - 11:54pm.
TOTALLY OFF TOPIC:
I just visited the Indianapolis craigslist (ALWAYS poorly spelled and hilarious).
Check out this guy's ad and his requirements. I wonder if he's insane?
The photo is the icing on the cake!
http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/m4w/720828240.html
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Did he draw the beard on?? 150 Responceses? Yeah right! lmao
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Submitted by libby on June 15, 2008 - 6:54pm.
TOTALLY OFF TOPIC:
"No moles on breasts or butt cheeks"?????????
RUUUUNNNN!!!!! IT'S BUFFALO BILL FROM 'SILENCE OF THE LAMBS'!!!!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 15, 2008 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 15, 2008 - 11:22pm
Oh I know you are, doll, you're as good as gold, no doubt about that!! LMAO the troll tipped their hand with the "banned" comment, obviously they've been here before. So stupid.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
TOTALLY OFF TOPIC:
I just visited the Indianapolis craigslist (ALWAYS poorly spelled and hilarious).
Check out this guy's ad and his requirements. I wonder if he's insane?
The photo is the icing on the cake!
http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/m4w/720828240.html
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
oooh...I love BOTH coasts. And I wasn't going to bring my *cough* cat.
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
East Coast and allergic to cats. :(
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I'll need that credit card, Deb...otherwise it'll be a few weeks before I can save up $1000000 in gas money...
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
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Tattoo free since 1952!
Mr. Pres......skinny, funny, straight, AND a Dlister?
Jebus, are you within 250 miles of Indianapolis? I have a car....
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
"As for getting banned. Who cares! I didn't plan on being her that long anyway."
If you are a Joe, are you in transitional hormone therapy? I really think you have to go thru that process for a year before reassignment. And they don't let you switch back and forth at will.
OOOOh, snap, a typo! Toodles and don't forget to take your meds...
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Tattoo free since 1952!
Thanks libby. HAHA, believe it or not, I am into chicks. I just come here mostly to snark on the celebs once in a while and it's fun. I'm sure there are some other straight guys on here too, like James Haven,LOL.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
okay, this is just my opinion, based upon my own life-experience.
Insecure women wear skin-tight dresses, because they NEED the compliments. I have a good friend like this (a gorgeous model)---but when she dresses, she is really OCD and her outfits are completely calculated TO DEATH so that she will be complimented on the parts she is least secure about.
I am insecure about myself, but not really about my body. I wear baggy clothes--covered neck to ankle, usually, because I HATE being ogled or complimented.
Most men confuse me for a lesbian, that's how I dress day-to-day.
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
Submitted by Kizzy on June 15, 2008 - 11:22pm.
I am being accused of something? Kizzy, I'm gooooooood. Honest. Ask anyone. ;0)
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Submitted by joe_h on June 15, 2008 - 6:21pm.
We're not the ones serving ourselves up for public consumption. Therein lies the difference.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 15, 2008 - 6:19pm.
Submitted by joe_h on June 15, 2008 - 11:17pm.
No one has suggested that you be banned. LEARN TO READ!!
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Hmmmm, methinks someone just gave themselves away...
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
ooohh....Mr Pres, I know a straight man wouldn't be here? I hope you are, though, 'cause all god's chillun love a skinny man....(at least this one does!) SEXAY!
and a funny one too! you're awesome!
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
O - Kiss Kate's fat ass!
(*giggle* that was fun!)
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by joe_h on June 15, 2008 - 11:19pm.
So you DON'T mind over celebs being bashed aslong as they aint Kate?
It we got ourselves a Katealoone!!!!!
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
i wouldn't be surprised if KB didn't want her ass being in the movie... that donkey's a stage hog
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"Life is a short, warm moment,
and death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
eighty years, with luck, or even less."
By the way, are all of you fat and ugly, and do you live in your parent's basement? Probably! Oh well, it's been fun. Have at it.
P.S. I'm sure Kate gave your hatred of her a second thought.
Submitted by joe_h on June 15, 2008 - 6:19pm.
Oh, sorry, pity parties for stars are held on FAN sites, not gossip blogs. You're clearly in the wrong spot.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by joe_h on June 15, 2008 - 11:17pm.
No one has suggested that you be banned. LEARN TO READ!!
Jealous of who? That Kate wench? Bitch please!
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 15, 2008 - 6:18pm.
Well, he sure picked a hell of a place to lose his cherry!!!
BWAHHHAHAHAHAHAAAHA!!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥