Kate Beckinsale Hates Her Fat Ass
Kate Beckinsale has refused to show her bare ass in her new movie "Whiteout." It's not because she's shy or has a hairy ass. Kate seems think her ass is just too fat for the big screen. What ass?! Yeah, it's fucking gigantic. She makes Kim Kardashian's ass look a surfboard.
According to the Daily Mail, Kate made the producers hire a $2,000 a day booty double. They should have tricked Kate's crazy ass and hired Kim Kardashian as her booty double.
A source on the movie said, "Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body. The script called for her character to be filmed nude in a shower, focusing in on her bottom and thighs. Kate insisted on a double being hired. She was quite open on the set about not liking her body and said she particularly loathed her bottom and was not comfortable baring it."
Hopefully, she's one of those chicks that says shit like "I'm so fat," just so people can coo over them and say, "No, you're not!!! You're pefect." If not, then she's fucking certifiable.
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"NOW I get it, you're unfamiliar with the concept of "gossip blog" entirely!!"
I get it perfectly. What I don't get is bashing Kate for anything and everything, simply out of jealousy. You can gossip without denigrating the hell out of her.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 15, 2008 - 11:15pm.
Submitted by joe_h on June 15, 2008 - 6:14pm.
NOW I get it, you're unfamiliar with the concept of "gossip blog" entirely!!
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Do you think he's a gossip nlog virgin? Be gentle! We might hurt the poor gentle thing!!
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@Deb:
Ah sweet Nectar, we hardly knew ye.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
"Some one has waaaaaaaaaaaay to much time oh his hands."
I think that's the other way around. You're the one that spends all day on these silly celebrity blogs posting about people you don't even know. As for me, I'll say bye in about 5 minutes. As for getting banned. Who cares! I didn't plan on being her that long anyway.
As for slamming the idiocy by calling you cunts. No, I call your slamming of Kate out for what it was. Jealousy! Plain and simple.
Submitted by joe_h on June 15, 2008 - 4:01pm.
You people know nothing about Kate.
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Is this another one of Sibyl's personalities coming out?
methinks of the ever sweet Nectar now...
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Submitted by joe_h on June 15, 2008 - 6:14pm.
NOW I get it, you're unfamiliar with the concept of "gossip blog" entirely!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
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Um...Bye? You said bye, right?
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"She's complaining about her ass, yet as this photo clearly demonstrates, it doesn't bother her enough to not wear form-fitting dresses that cling to the supposed problem area. We can take the piss out of her for being a hypocrite all we damned well please. Hypocrasy is not becoming on anyone."
Who are you to take the piss out of anyone? Worry about your own ass. Like I said, you don't even know if this comment is true. Do you know how much bullshit get's shoveled about celebs. The source of this article is some anonymous dipshit. Maybe the quote was that her ass wasn't in shape, or tight enough to be on film. Maybe that's why she wore a tight dress. Maybe she didn't even say this. Who the hell knows. That certainly no reason to shit all over her.
Byeeeeeeeee joe_h!
Sorry I missed you!
No permita que la puerta golpee el ano a la salida!
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by joe_h on June 15, 2008 - 11:03pm.
But I just felt a need to slam the idiocy on this topic.
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Some one has waaaaaaaaaaaay to much time oh his hands.
As far slamming the Dlisters? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I mean, for real, you don't actually think for a second that you've "slammed" them by calling them "dumb cunts"? Jeez, talk about deluded!!
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Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
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Twuely a twat! hahahahaha. you always make me laugh, you animal.
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Submitted by joe_h on June 15, 2008 - 6:03pm
She's complaining about her ass, yet as this photo clearly demonstrates, it doesn't bother her enough to not wear form-fitting dresses that cling to the supposed problem area. We can take the piss out of her for being a hypocrite all we damned well please. Hypocrasy is not becoming on anyone.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
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Submitted by joe_h on June 15, 2008 - 4:01pm.
You people know nothing about Kate.
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Ahahahahhaaaaa! "Kate". They are totally BFFs and have slumber parties and braid each other's hair.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
"Wow, joe_h must know a lot about us, his profile says he's been a member for a whole ten minutes."
LOL! Sorry, I call it like I see it. As for being a member for 10 minutes, you're right. And beyond this topic I won't ever post again. I don't waste my life on this shit. Call it bored-man syndrome. But I just felt a need to slam the idiocy on this topic. You people know nothing about Kate. You read some bullshit on a celebrity blog, which may or may not even be true. Then you rail on her for completely obvious reason which have nothing to do with this topic.
Like I said, call it like I see. By the way, go back and look at at Kate from her earlier days and look at her now. Her tits are no bigger than they've ever been.
It's true: I'm a twat.
Bye Bye then, and have a cookie on the way out the door...
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Submitted by joe_h
I never thought that Kate B had implants. Those funbags wiggle for petes sake.
ps If by the stroke of the dogs I woke up with her body and she had mine, well...YAY! My aunti's favorite saying is "I wish I had her body (or money varies) and she had a huge wart on her ass!"
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Submitted by joe_h on June 15, 2008 - 2:50pm.
By the way, it's also hilarious to hear all the dumb twats in this place. So jealous of Kate because she's richer, more famous, and hotter than anyone of you losers.
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I don't know about any of the other dumb twats, but my beef with Kate is that she is rich, beautiful and famous, and should be grateful for that. Instead she pulls diva bullshit. It's just annoying. (and when she speaks, she makes an ass out of herself)
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Wow, joe_h must know a lot about us, his profile says he's been a member for a whole ten minutes. LOL
Mix Well, is that you?
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 15, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 15, 2008 - 5:47pm
that's rightfully chastised, thankyouverymuch!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by joe_h on June 15, 2008 - 3:50pm.
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*sends out JELLUS H8R signal*
To the JELLUS H8R cave, everyone!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 15, 2008 - 5:47pm
that's rightfully chastised, thankyouverymuch!
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By the way, it's also hilarious to hear all the dumb twats in this place. So jealous of Kate because she's richer, more famous, and hotter than anyone of you losers.
"The British actress Sienna Guillory really hates her and once said that Beckinsale had a clause in her contracts mandating that she not be filmed bending over because her breast implants would slide up. I thought that couldn't possibly be true at one time. Now I'm thinking better of it."
LOL! Sienna Guillory is a skinny, insipid little cunt. The only reason she doesn't like Kate is jealousy. Kate is a bigger star, get's better roles, makes a lot more money, and blows her away in the looks category(personality too). So PHUCK Sienna Guillory and her c-list ass. She wouldn't know anything about Kate. Besides, I've seen pictures of Kate that all but prove she hasn't had a boob job. Then again, what would Guillory know about boobs. She has no boobs, or an ass either for that matter.
LOL! Keep making shit like Resident Evil and Eragon Sienna.
@Deb:
Going very well. I am an excellent unpacker. We are quite moved in, maybe 75% unpacked!
And YES. There are drive thru daiquiri places EVERYWHERE! I have not had the pleasure as yet, and was chastised by ESE for my lack of verve in investigating such a boone.
ONT: Whatever.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
I can't stand bitches like her, always going on about how fat they are, etc..etc...I bet they do it just to hear the constant cry of, "Oh you're not fat!"
I wish a million pounds of cellulite appear on her ass and thighs overnight, then she'll have good reason to moan and complain.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
DDD how is the unpacking going? Does S'port still have drive thru booze spots? (We call them icehouses) i haven't been there for an eternity...but they used to have 'em. LOL!
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I used to like her but I'm really starting to loathe her. She's cocky and self concious? UGh, GET OVER YOURSELF!
@Mr. President:
And you, good sir, have shown your own exquisite taste by saying so. ;)
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 15, 2008 - 5:21pm.
*Blushing* I always knew the Dlisted chicks had good taste.
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Deb:
I second the motion to molest Mr. President. I heart you too, Sir.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
I recently read an interview of hers in Glamour magazine and she said she suffered from anorexia when she was younger, so that is why she is so self-conscious.
I'm a guy. Heart away. ;]
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Mr. Pres, if you are a guy, i would ((heart)) you! If you are a girl, I would reconsider the whole gayelle thing!
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I believe this little tidbit because I know so many perfect looking women in my life who obsess over flaws I can't see with a fucking microscope. That, and almost all Hollywood actresses use body doubles. To be a butt double is a real Hollywood job, lol. Once Charlize Theron had to hire a hand and neck double for something she was in- the double was interviewed for an E Hollywood's Sexiest Jobs special. lol
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HAHA, Deb. Well my ass is so bony, the audience would think they were watching an X-Ray machine.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Stupid twat...get out of the spotlight and quit your damn whining.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
she doesn't want to see her own ass on a 20x40 screen. i know it would scare me too!
My own ass is safe. they would have to sew together 4-6 screens just to capture the opulance, the cushioningness, the oooh WTF, yuck...lol
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 15, 2008 - 4:33pm
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Sign me up. I'm gonna deliver a couple of kidney punches.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Im pretty sure I also saw a pic of Kim K wearing that dress.
Who gives a fuck?! One more reason I like sites like D-Listed:HO's LIKE THIS GET RIDICULED.I'm not likely to set foot in a movie theater anyway.One of the reasons is because douchette attention whores like this get to project
their ego.You won't be gettin' 10 bux from me to support that.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 15, 2008 - 3:41pm
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*wiping away a tear* I say we nominate this Sheeps for the Nobel prize. You Sir are a Sheep above men.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
who wants to get in line behind me to punch her?
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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
-Paris Hilton
LOL! This is likely PR blinding for the big pimple she got on her ass right before the shoot.
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
What a delusional b**ch.
Her face needs to not be in movies not her ass!!
Weak. i knew something was wrong with her,.....
yea, kate, there is nothing wrong with the way you feel. thankfully shes not as famous as she thinks too.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 15, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Aw shucks. I do what I can.
A lot of these pretty bitches that seem so secure about them selves are the most self conscious and are desperate for attention. I have a gorgeous (and attention hungry) friend who, when drunk, admits to me that she wishes she was skinnier, and blah blah blah. She's very curvy, but has a gorgeous body that guys go crazy over.
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lol, Sheeps.
You have a LOT of work ahead of you.
But I know you are a selfless human being. :)
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