Kate Beckinsale Hates Her Fat Ass
Kate Beckinsale has refused to show her bare ass in her new movie "Whiteout." It's not because she's shy or has a hairy ass. Kate seems think her ass is just too fat for the big screen. What ass?! Yeah, it's fucking gigantic. She makes Kim Kardashian's ass look a surfboard.
According to the Daily Mail, Kate made the producers hire a $2,000 a day booty double. They should have tricked Kate's crazy ass and hired Kim Kardashian as her booty double.
A source on the movie said, "Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body. The script called for her character to be filmed nude in a shower, focusing in on her bottom and thighs. Kate insisted on a double being hired. She was quite open on the set about not liking her body and said she particularly loathed her bottom and was not comfortable baring it."
Hopefully, she's one of those chicks that says shit like "I'm so fat," just so people can coo over them and say, "No, you're not!!! You're pefect." If not, then she's fucking certifiable.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 15, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Mel, because I'm a humanitarian, I'm willing to take her in and nurse her back to sound emotional health. Once my good work with Kate is done, I'll summon up the energy to move on to the next model-actress with body dysmorphia.
She needs to go to a third world country where children are eating shit off of the ground.
I bet she'd forget all about her stupid ass.
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El B. you better leave my hairless puddy out of this conversation...hehehehe, you ducksnorter, you.
Its a cat???? :o) Quack quack.
Imagine getting a skidmark in that dress!!
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If she has a "fat ass", then I'm Snow White. She's a little step away from being a flat ass. Not as flat as say Hohan or Angelina Jolie, but she should thank her parents's genes she doesn't have one so damn flat. Anyway, I find it hilarious how these obviously pretty celebrities have so many self image issues. You can't have it all, so work with what you have.
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Yeah, she's a nutcase. I can spot them a mile away.
Why would she even attempt to wear a dress like that if she hated her ass so much? She would be wearing baggy shirts, pants, dresses to hide it if she were.
She's a phony, and is definately one of those crazy bitches that needs to be constantly told she's beautiful.
UGH
Britney, drive her off of a cliff, please. Thanks.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 15, 2008 - 3:36pm.
Oh and that dress just screams "i hate my body".
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That was my first thought too. No woman who thought she looked fat would dress like that!
El B. you better leave my hairless puddy out of this conversation...hehehehe, you ducksnorter, you.
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The British actress Sienna Guillory really hates her and once said that Beckinsale had a clause in her contracts mandating that she not be filmed bending over because her breast implants would slide up. I thought that couldn't possibly be true at one time. Now I'm thinking better of it.
The Daily Mail can suck it, I don't believe Kate said that shit for a second. She certainly has no problem being nude in a film. So I find it suspicious she would hire a butt double. Please. Baby is gorgeous and knows it. Her ass is great. Not to mention in this picture Kate is wearing a Hervé Léger Bondage Dress, which her ass looks fantastic in.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool. Je me sens vivant. Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Kate should do her own ass work. In fact, I'm willing to carve some time out of my enormously useful, busy life to help convince her that she's ass-worthy.
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If she came up to me and wanted sex i'd tell her, get rid of that fat ass and THEN call me, damn!
DebfromHell-just stating the oblivious, firshnizzle! :o)
Is that a snake in your avvy? :o)
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"Hopefully, she's one of those chicks that says shit like "I'm so fat," just so people can coo over them and say, "No, you're not!!! You're pefect."
I hate those bitches. Every woman who isn't mentally ill knows whether she is truly overweight or not.
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Will she use an ass-double?
Besides, who really wants to see her cottage-cheese, oatmeally butt spread across the screen?
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Well if her and her fat ass would learn how to cook instead of suck cock.....
Oh and that dress just screams "i hate my body".
Spreading lowfat mayo is just as easy as spreading your legs Kate.
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She needs to hate how she puts her fat foot in her fat mouth before she hates her fat ass.
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Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on June 15, 2008 - 7:30pm.
neurotic anorexic needs to get over it.
if she had cancer or something of REAL
concern, she'd more worried about saving
her ass than hiding.
please don't start the FIRST perez hilton
crap on this page.
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Please dont mention P***z on DlIsTeD-puhleez :o)
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Bitch is so shallow, she like exercises ALL THE TIME!!! How could she possibly think that she has a "fat" ass?! She should check out middle America, now there's some FAT asses out there! It's interesting how poor self-image reduces you to nothing but a toothpick these days.
Your face!
neurotic anorexic needs to get over it.
if she had cancer or something of REAL
concern, she'd more worried about saving
her ass than hiding.
please don't start the FIRST perez hilton
crap on this page. if you are just joking
cool...sorry we all have PTSD from the
resident psycho LA/HA/SYBIL ;)
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C the Hoff. I loved her dad, funny funny dude. Died young. Bet he'd be proud of her, even with her FAT ASS!!!! *sluuuuuuuuuuuurrrrpppp* :o)
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El B,
hahahahha...it is frrrriiiiist!
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I'm starting to think that she's completely insane. Everything I've read about her has been either something weird she said or something weird she did. Anyway, on a more serious note, didn't she battle anorexia years ago?
EL B
you dirty bastard, lol!
I think her ass is perfect, not to little not too big.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Yeah Kate, get your fat ass over here and sit on my face!! Fat Schmat!
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