Sunday, June 15th 2008
Forget Matt Dillon!
What about the sexy hunk sleeping behind him?! That's who the paps should be shooting. Wait...maybe the dude is dead. Naw, he's just taking a little kitten nap on those luscious chichis of his. Matt Dillon is too vain to realize the raw hotness behind him.
I also can't tell if Matt has pecs or moobs underneath that shirt. Either way, I'd still motorboat.
Here's Matt and sleepy sexy hunk in NYC the other day.
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He is so charming :)
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Matt Dillon is my favorite. I support him.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating
site ---"M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
They are pecs, and Matt Dillon is very hot.
Damn Matt looks hot
Those pictures are funny! I love how he's missing a shoe LOL
"My Bodyguard" - hilarious Matt Dillon movie.
He's lookin good.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
He's lookin good.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Wow,Matt Dillon looks so cute!He is my favorite.His blog and photos were found at millionaire&celeb dating site ----- "AffluentBachelors.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is seeking on that site.
Ah, crap. No new stories today D-Listed. Our little monkey MK is no doubt in NY as we speak scouring the streets for this hot piece!
Blast and drat.
------------ Someone should ring him up and remind him that we are waiting.
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Madness takes it's toll, so be sure to have exact change.
Ah, crap. No new stories today D-Listed. Our little monkey MK is no doubt in NY as we speak scouring the streets for this hot piece!
Blast and drat.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Dugs, Moobs, Man Titties, Homme de Adipose (or adipose de homme - like I give a fuck about preserving the integrity of the French language)... who cares, the bitch is a hot piece!
Drag queens, clowns, and mascot animals... they are all cut from the same cloth (and freak me the fuck out).
@CUNT:
You gotta do what you gotta do hon......
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 16, 2008 - 3:40am.
Lol. Smart ass. But, a funny smart ass.
Submitted by angel_i on June 16, 2008 - 3:42am.
Jesus Christ.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
tougnuenothnex
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Whatever the hell that is I want it!!!!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
The gig is up. I do not speak French. What have I promised? I am such a whore. Lover's tougnuenothnext~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by naturline on June 16, 2008 - 2:56am.
Sa vérité, en tous cas. Il en est d'autres, celles des autres, celles auxquelles on n'aurait pas pensé tout seul, qu'on peut des fois avoir à apprendre par coeur, parce qu'elles sont belles ou utiles.
A moins que, dans ce cas, on les retienne sans effort...
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Mais oui! Bon nuit.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Gotcha!
Time is bitch. She ruins us all. I will exact my revenge.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Sent, DawnieDawn:)
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
@angel_i:
email me , hon!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on June 16, 2008 - 2:37am.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 15, 2008 - 6:02pm.
Drunk and passed out does not necessarily equal homeless
The man's got a plastic BAG on his head!
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and...?
At any rate, it couldn't have been about the heat, then.
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on June 16, 2008 - 1:37am.
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Well if it's Sunday , I wear a bag on my head! I am not homeless. I just like the solace of bag-head Sundays!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 15, 2008 - 6:02pm.
Drunk and passed out does not necessarily equal homeless
The man's got a plastic BAG on his head!
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Well Mr. Grant says orange is my color!
And as for Thorny, he done got himself in deep love. He is a goner. She is a perfect woman. They are a perfect match!
They belong together!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 16, 2008 - 2:06am.
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Waddyamean? Look at you! You're adorable in your little orange, sleeveless, polyester shirt!
Here are some ruminations on exercise:
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you're gonna to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
If I did, I'd have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
But, the only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
BADum BUM!
ONT: I've decide that Matt is a butterface.
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
@Angel_i:
LMFAO.
Except for I am ugly. So I will cuttabeesh. I kid. But I might cuttabeesh.
Choo never know.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
*flexing hard* you've done it now!
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Yeah, it's not my plan, but it happens every so often.
I just can't sleep sometimes. It's no big deal. Just a touch of insomnia!
So anyone got a good story? LOL
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
So you get 3 to 4 hours a night?!?!?
I do that sometimes, like tonight, ferinstance...but I like to siesta and not everyone gets to do that.
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
LOL Angel_i:
I am early riser in re: 6-7 am.
Otherwise it is an abomination. The devil himself wouldn't wake me at dawn!
But my 6 year-old would. With no qualm.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
LOL! Triple D, I'm guessing you're not a naturally early riser!
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Angel-i:
Luckily I have not had a real prob with cellulite. I am pretty lucky. But I am def. taking the rolling pin advice to heart.
And I wish I were back on East Coast time. Yipes. I am bopping along as if it were 2 am, but my heart says 3 am!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
It's almost 3 here. But I finally got my taxes done lol!
carried over: You can massage cellulite out, you know - it's like a best kept secret. You can use a rolling pin and you have to do it heated (like those sexy times gels) and everyday but it totally works.
How's your unpacking going?
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
@angel_i:
I am not asleep. I am bored. It is Central time to this Eastern girl. It is 1 a.m. to me.
Help a coastal girl out, will ya?
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
I betcha he's got a best friend I'd hit up:)
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
We must be if we're actually talking about these pics....does MK have a new bf or something cuz he seems a little...distracted...
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Are we all sleeping now?
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
@Vein:
He looks great. No stress, no body issues, perfect for a guy in his forties!!!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Wow, this is a rare treat. I can't remember when I saw a candid of Matt Dillon. I have always loved him. He still looks great, but his whole upper body seems strange.
Submitted by Mish on June 16, 2008 - 12:17am.
I'd hit it. That might be cause I can't sleep.......ughhhhhh
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Where is everyone?
You are hawt mess!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
@Mish:
Hey. I can't sleep either. I am chronic.
ONT; Um, no.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Meh. Health care.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
I'd hit it. That might be cause I can't sleep.......ughhhhhh
Guy in the BG is probably not much older than Matt (ok he could be much older). But the real question is, "Guess which one of those two has proper access to health care?"
DivasGone on June 15, 2008 - 11:59pm.
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Yipes. Pizza is awful skeery. Run!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
@ Roxie...
Didn't he date Cameron Diaz for a bit? But then he dumped her because he saw her in daylight... *shudder*
Not affecting the hot at all.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Moobs, pec implants, cheating or no, I'd let him do whatever he wanted because I'm sure I realized that I was gay when I fell in love with Dally while watching The Outsiders at age 7,
LMAO! You always notice the subtleties, MK........you forgot to point out that sexy sleepy dude has one flip-flop on and one flip-flop off. Priceless.
i can't recall one girlfriend he ever had