Wino Did Good (Sort Of)
Some eccentric Russian billionaire with a lot of money to burn paid Amy Wino $2 million to "perform" at the opening of his girlfriend's gallery in Moscow. Surprisingly, Wino got on the plane in London! It's a miracle! When they arrived in Moscow, a source told Rush & Molloy that she was in "no condition" to perform.
Oh! That's how Wino always is. Just give her a quick bump, splash some ice-cold holy water on her face and tell her Blaaaake loves her or something like that. Wino was scheduled to take the stage at 10:30pm, but it took her whores at least 2 hours to get her hair together. They had to feed her crackhive and rock it to sleep, so it wouldn't bother anyone during the show.
Wino finally stumbled onto the stage at 12:30am. She managed to get through the whole show. She drank Coke (a-cola), smoked on ciggies and gave the front row an extra show. A show you never want to see. Wino wasn't wearing panties and her short dress kept exposing her crackgina. I think the people that were forced to look at that are still recovering in ICU.
The source said her "singing was a little wobbly." What the hell did they expect? Celine fucking Dion? You ask for Wino and you're going to get the voice of a possessed cat with a little heroin shake thrown in there.
Wino did a good job! She should reward herself with an ice pop and a battery acid facial.
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I'm personally shocked that she even made it to perform. Even if she was all cracked out and sounded like a cat on heroin, at least she's performing!
Your face!
The source said her "singing was a little wobbly." What the hell did they expect? Celine fucking Dion?
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French porn? Sorry - crack porn was the best she could do.
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Poor Amy. Actually she is a talented girl. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire datingsite ---"M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site
Submitted by Freak Speely on June 16, 2008 - 9:46am.
(To the tune of Schoolhouse Rock's "Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your Adverbs Here")
Amy, Amy, Amy, get your ass in gear
Quickly, quickly, quickly get your ass in gear
You have got so many places to appear
Next time please wear panties, you won't show your rear...
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BRILLIANT!!!! ROFL!!
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Amy looking good as always.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
"She's a ladyyyy, whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a laadyyyyy.........."
More gossip: Winehouse's pimps, errrr, management made her fire her pusher, errrr, hairdresser.
http://www.people.co.uk/showbiz/showbiz/tm_method=full%26objectID=206072...
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
This is no "eccentric Russian billionaire", it's the one and only Abramovich.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Abramovich
He's the owner of Chelsea FC in England and pretty involved in European football in general. Pretty famous in the UK and I'm guessing other European countries as well.
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Poor Amy. Actually she is a talented girl. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire datingsite ---"M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site
Submitted by Freak Speely on June 16, 2008 - 8:46am.
(To the tune of Schoolhouse Rock's "Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your Adverbs Here")
Amy, Amy, Amy, get your ass in gear
Quickly, quickly, quickly get your ass in gear
You have got so many places to appear
Next time please wear panties, you won't show your rear...
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Ha Ha Ha! Hilarious!
The Russian Mafia is going to make Wino disappear for this insult!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Love her.
"Smithers, release the hounds."
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Did her bee-hive bush sport a snazzy scarf?
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
What's in her hand? It looks like a chicken bone.
They had to feed her crackhive and rock it to sleep, so it wouldn't bother anyone during the show.
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THIS is why I read Dlisted. LMAO!
Ugh...When she decides to get her ass in gear and clean up for real, then I'll be on board. Until then, unless she finally OD's, I really don't care what she does because it's the same shit different day. Wino's fucked up, Wino posing outside her London flat, Wino's late for a show, got cuts, blah, blah bah....
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
I can't help but feel compassion for this girl.
I have never seen Amy perform well live at all. She is not a live performer and I wish was. I would buy her album any day but never would I pay to see the bitch to perform anywhere.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool. Je me sens vivant. Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
How in the world is this girl still alive? The liver can only take so much.
(To the tune of Schoolhouse Rock's "Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your Adverbs Here")
Amy, Amy, Amy, get your ass in gear
Quickly, quickly, quickly get your ass in gear
You have got so many places to appear
Next time please wear panties, you won't show your rear...
Photos, please!
How the fuck can this filthy bitch be worth 2 million to perform? Her music sounds awful and she is not a performer, just a crack whore. I can't imagine the stench coming from vag-hive and the shit oozing from it.
I see that she still has carbuncle knuckles.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Wino, Wino, Wino.
*sigh*
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"This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter." - MK, 6/11/08
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Thats funny how that lil tat on her arm w/ the red looks identical to her w/ that face she's making..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Ewwww, Wino crackgina!
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
I wonder how tall her vag-hive is? does it have a matching blonde streak?
that's gross.
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
Amy's no pantied upskirt is NOT what I'd want to see...ick.
Of course she got on the plane, 2 million can buy a LOT of drugs, and a hit on Pete Doherty....
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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
-Paris Hilton
She looks ready to keel over-she needs to get to rehab STAT.
ORLY Oh my god! It's too damn early for such imagery!!!
*throws up chocolate tea*
hahaha
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Somebody give her a speedball already and put her OUT of our misery.
Sick of her freakin' drama.
Wonders if her lady garden is landscaped in meth sores too.
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Madness takes it's toll, so be sure to have exact change.
MK--I use that line from "Postcards from the Edge" all the time..."Can I just get some Coke...ca-Cola?"
HAHAHAHA
on topic: this woman is going to die! Is her dad whoring her out, or is he just in denial?
Somebody take this woman to rehab, I say now, now, now!
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
Bwahahaha.. Rock her hair to sleep! that was funny.. And damn, didn't wear panties. I wonder what it looks like tho, she has no meat on her bones, I bet that thing is starving to death too. I bet it looks like a dried up banana peel or something. *runs up and squirts it w/ water bottle*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!