Monday, June 16th 2008
Leave The Children Out Of It!
Lance Armstrong has been knocking his ball against Kate Hudson's yes-yes hole for all of 10-seconds and they are already hanging out with each other's kids. Kate and her son, Ryder, joined Lance and his kids in Toronto this weekend for a charity bike ride. On Saturday, the whole crew went out for ice cream.
Damn, those children must be confused. I hope Kate and Lance don't expect them to learn names. They should just say, "Honey. This is Boyfriend #315, but you can call him 315 for short."
Below are more pictures of Kate with her son in Toronto. And yes they use the same hairdresser and the same flat-iron. I've also thrown in pictures of the boring duo going to an Iron Maiden concert in NYC last night. Iron Maiden. Enough said.
What she needs to do is put that big ass boy down. Another brat in training.
Actually, he looks like KATE. Kate looked just like this BEFORE her nose job....
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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
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That kid needs to walk on his own already, he's almost as big as his mom, which isn't a hard thing to be cause she's tiny. He looks like an overgrown monkey groping for dear life!
Your face!
Ugly Mother + Very UGLY Father = Extremely unattractive Ooooogly kid!!
That Ryder kid is a sight for sore eye.. kinda like Coco CoXXX-Arquette!!
She needs to get that kid a haircut and quit making a lil pussy out of him. Stupid hollywood hippy.
Damn, Kate. Get that boy a haircut and put his ass down! I'm sure he can walk on his own.
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If good sense is so common, why do so many people lack it?
THese idiots have to involve the kids, otherwise it cuts into their whoring time...God forbid they actually put the pussy/dick on the side and JUST spend time w/their kids
i forgot armstrong has childen of his own...how does he have the time to schedule daddy time in between all the vagine he's getting?
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sexy motherfucker...
Lance's kids thinks Kate's kid is a GIRL.
That must have been an awkward first meeting....
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 7:22am.
awesome story.
That poor boy looks just like his daddy, bless his homely heart.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
I just thought. How could you be famous, the daughter of someone famous, married to someone slightly famous, have (allegedly) caused a famous man to try and kill himself and still be so dull? It's a kind of magic really.Why I do believe she's almost as dull as fishsticks. Amazing.
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Bitch, if you want a daughter go buy one from a third world country like a normal person. That poor boy is going to be all kinds of fucked up.
LOL, islandgirl and LizzyB!
It's true: Chris Robinson looks like he was hit with an ugly stick.
Submitted by lizzieb on June 16, 2008 - 10:47am.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 16, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by lizzieb on June 16, 2008 - 10:33am.
You tried to do something idiotic and it didn't work because what you wrote about her is nothing like what Kate Hudson is doing.
Oh bless, that gave me a good laugh. You are right too, this Armstrong fellow is not married to someone else.
*ducks*
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LOL! And at least she's gotten knocked up by a married man yet. . .
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Submitted by KidL on June 16, 2008 - 3:21pm.
I'm going to go to hell for saying this, but Ryder is the fulgiest celeb kid around.
To be fair, if you look at his father it's nothing short of a miracle that he doesn't have a bag over his head for public safety.
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Submitted by KidL on June 16, 2008 - 11:21am.
I'm going to go to hell for saying this, but Ryder is the fulgiest celeb kid around.
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Jordan's Princess Tamma-lamma-ding-dong runs a close second. And save me a seat, wouldya?
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I'm going to go to hell for saying this, but Ryder is the fulgiest celeb kid around.
She might dress him like a girl, but RYDER RUSSEL ROBINSON is one fugly kid.
He is homely and ugly like his mother and father. I hate calling a kid ugly but there is nothing soft or attractive about that kid's features.
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What a happy family!She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
@@@###----"M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Gadzooks, kate's legs look like tree trunks. Cankles, heyo!
Yannow, if you're gonna let your little boy's hair grow so long that he looks like a girl, at least dress him in boys clothes! I thought she was carrying Lance's daughter.
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08
Amazing how if you are a celebrity, you can always find someone to date. How do they get each other's phone numbers?
Kate; give your kid a haircut.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 16, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by lizzieb on June 16, 2008 - 10:33am.
You tried to do something idiotic and it didn't work because what you wrote about her is nothing like what Kate Hudson is doing.
Oh bless, that gave me a good laugh. You are right too, this Armstrong fellow is not married to someone else.
*ducks*
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Selfish celebrities doing selfish celebrity things. "Here's who I'm fucking this week, kids."
Lance is a fuck 'em and leave 'em kind of guy. He and Kate should just keep this to the pool house and not involve the kids.
Watch for another Owen Wilson suicide attempt soon.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
That child is only missing a dress.
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Submitted by lizzieb on June 16, 2008 - 10:33am.
You tried to do something idiotic and it didn't work because what you wrote about her is nothing like what Kate Hudson is doing.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool. Je me sens vivant. Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
That kid looks nothing like a boy!
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 16, 2008 - 9:31am.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 16, 2008 - 7:24am.
Lance is the biggest one-balled man whore I've ever seen.
And that's saying something.
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Come closer and I'll burp up some french toast for ya.
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
i read in page six these two and their kids were spotted in nyc this weekend at serendipity 3.
it is too soon to get the kids involved. why bother? armstrong has like, a very short attention span when it comes to the ladies.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 16, 2008 - 2:01pm.
Incest??? How do you get incest from this???
Anyway I agree. Kate moves from man to man like I have never seen and its weird that she let her kid meet his kids. Its so pointless.
Hmm, unlike saint Ange. Maddox Jolie-Thornton,then Jolie and then Maddox Jolie-Pitt might disagree.
God Hudson is dull.I can't think of anything to do but yawn and wonder why her son has such ...no can't be arsed to think about that either.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 10:22am.
I had a roommate (from HELL) who used to introduce every guy she was having sex with as her fiance...LOL!
Some of us were were sitting in a bar getting hammered, when she came staggering in with new BF in tow and made her usual introduction to the group. I told her "You know just 'cause you are fucking them does not mean they are going to marry you. You ever heard of 'why buy the milk'...?" and then group of us just cracked up. She went away. When I got home, she had moved out. Ah, good times, good times...
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Fuck yeah! hehehe. That's awesome. I sometimes wish I had the guts to tell off certain roommates in a similar fashion. I don't like making people mad at me.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 16, 2008 - 7:24am.
Lance is the biggest one-balled man whore I've ever seen.
And that's saying something.
Ryder is going to be a mess.....he's probably still wondering where Owen is.
I'm off everyone....LOOOONG day for me....probably won;t see you until tonight! I hope nothing good happens gossip-wise today! (I know, I am a selfish bitch- hehehee)
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on June 16, 2008 - 9:24am.
God, can't that little girl walk? Why the hell is Kate trying to carry her ass?
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That girl is her son Ryder. Years of therapy await that poor child.
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What a happy family!She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
@@@###----"M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
This boy never smiles.
Poor Ryder.
God, can't that little girl walk? Why the hell is Kate trying to carry her ass?
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Lance is the biggest one-balled man whore I've ever seen.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 8:22am.
"You know just 'cause you are fucking them does not mean they are going to marry you. You ever heard of 'why buy the milk'...?"
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Whaaaaaaa?
Lie teller.
*runs off sobbing*
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Knocking his ball against her yes yes hole? Damn it hurts when espresso goes up your nose. It's already been said but these whores will be fucking someone else any moment now. Why involve the poor kids? Ryder is going to have serious issues as a teenager. Trust.
I had a roommate (from HELL) who used to introduce every guy she was having sex with as her fiance...LOL!
Some of us were were sitting in a bar getting hammered, when she came staggering in with new BF in tow and made her usual introduction to the group. I told her "You know just 'cause you are fucking them does not mean they are going to marry you. You ever heard of 'why buy the milk'...?" and then group of us just cracked up. She went away. When I got home, she had moved out. Ah, good times, good times...
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Unlike Celine Dion's son with the long beautiful hair which I love, Ryder just looks like he's been living in an ally since he was born and scavaging out of dumpsters.
These two are both nasty.
Good Morning, MK and the rest of you hot sluts! I love the main pic. Ryder's got his ice cream all up in her hair! But she strikes me as the biweekly kinda' shower gal, so it prolly didn't even phase her.
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Don't worry, it's a thinking man's game.
DDD! How's tricks?
OnT: Kate Hudson has very large ear flaps.
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@IG:
Good morning! So nice to have you in the same time zone, dear!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
PSL... and you probably had to deal with some of the fallout, right? What is wrong with people?
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Hi IG!
I worked for a woman who would introduce her son to her new bf (one every few months) right away. It would drive me batshit crazy.
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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
-Paris Hilton
Sheeps, I think X17 has footage of Owen leaving a CVS with a large bag of merchandise. Stay tuned.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
PSL, exactly. I had my fun after my first marriage ended (MANY moons ago!), but not once did I introduce my kid to any of them.
BTW, good morning!
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My daughter has shorts very much like those. I think they are Hanna Andersson. Ryder wears girls' clothes.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones