Nicole & Joel's Beautiful Wedding Picture
Joel Madden posted a blog on his website with the title: WE DID IT!! NICOLE AND I FINALLY GOT MARRIED!! click here for the pictures!!
When you clicked on the post, you got this gorgeous picture above. I instantly knew it was fake because Nicole Richie and Joel are nowhere near as stunning or glamorous as these two bitches above.
Joel wrote the post in response to Star Magazine's claim that the two were throwing a $2 million wedding. Joel said he's been getting messages and texts from friends and family about this so-called affair. He went on to say, "Sooooo if you were pissed at me for not inviting you or even telling you, dont blame me, theres nothing to worry about. Its just star magazine. How long do you think it will be before they write we called it off, or we broke up? i give them a week or two......"
When these two lovetwats finally decide to attach the ball and chain to each other, they should wear gorilla suits like in the picture. It would make for much more attractive wedding pictures.
They're such douches, once they finally get married I hope the universe doesn't implode from the amount of douchery that they represent...
Your face!
Who?
M.K. that has GOT to be one of the funniest captions & photos you've posted so far this year.
Freakin' hilarious!
I don't know who exactly that picture is supposed to insult - Star Magazine or the fans who he got their hopes up. Whatever. I was reading about this at celebrityprayerlist.com too.
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Oh,it"s a wonderful picture.They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site @@@@#######----"M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
*yawns* wake me up when they've both OD.
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Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
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Oh,it"s a wonderful picture.They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site @@@@#######----"M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
Libby,
Thanks! I've gotten lotta love on Alan!!! I was tempted to change today to Johnny Depp, but decided against for you!!
PFM!!!
No you didn't!! ducksnort!!! El B will report that as abuse!!!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Who knew that such a twat had such a sense of humor? **ducksnort**
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Just so y'all know, I could have posted my "frist" nonsense on the thread above, but my true love for y'all got in the way.
Clarisse....have been wanting to share my quivering Rickman love with you, but we're never on at the same time.
S & S is my favorite movie! I Heart Colonel Brandon!
I'm off to work---g'bye, bitches!
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
"Always see it on t.v.
Or read it in the magazines
Celebrities want sympathy
All they do is piss and moan
Inside the rolling stone
Talkin' about how hard life can be
I'd like to see them spend a week
Livin' life out on the street
I don't think they would survive
If they could spend a day or two
Walkin' in someone else's shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
They would fall... (fall)
Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'...
If money is such a problem
Well they've got mansions
Think we should rob them
Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'...
If money is such a problem
They've got so many problems
Think I could solve them
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
We'll take your clothes, cash, cars and homes just stop complainin' "
"Lifestyles of the rich and famous - Good Charlotte"
Hahhaahhahah....Mmmmmmm.....
All I can say is, thank God Nicole's finally at a healthy weight.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
that's actually pretty funny. maybe he's not a douchebag.
That is not a picture of Nicole! Nicole wishes she had big boobs like that.
Edit: Oh shit I forgot, she hates big chichis. Lame.
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
i don't think this is nicole and joel...i don't see the required red butt...
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sexy motherfucker...
Didn't I suggest celebrities use pix of monkeys? It'd be funnier if it were a celeb spawn, though.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
I love Joel said and did this. Because I get so sick of tabloids and their garbage. This is the upteeth time Star Magazine claimed someone was getting married when they weren't. I love Joel took the time out to set things straight.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool. Je me sens vivant. Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
NOOOO NOT 1st! Lmao
Well, atleast Joel got a nice hair cut and shave for the big day.. Bananas all around!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
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and
FRIIIIIIIIST!!!!
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
I think you should have to pass an intelligence test and apply for a license before you are allowed to blog.
the funniest thing about a Nicole Richie wedding would be Paris' immediate attempt to out-do her with her own.
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."