Monday, June 16th 2008
Eau de Homewrecker
St. Angelina is reportedly in talks with Coty to put out her own line of skank juice in a bottle. A source said, "Angelina wants a very strong input. She wouldn’t want a fragrance that she didn’t feel encapsulates her."
Hmmm... let's see. Angie's stank liquid will probably smell like baby diarrhea, gun powder, Brad Pitt's pussy juices, Jenny Aniston's tears and James Haven's saliva.
Seriously, the makers of this crap should keep it simple and save their money. They can easily bottle up Angie's dirty bath water in used yogurt containers and charge thousands of dollars a pop. Brangaloonies would mortgage their homes and sell their own children just for a fucking ounce of that shit.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 4:30pm.
There is some sort of conspiracy going on with the forum. I tried registering twice, and when that didn't work I emailed the mod asking for him to fix it and nada. That was a week ago.
Hmph. Bitter.
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I've had the same problem, too. I tried registering twice. No dice. I don't get it, either.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
She looks like she's taking the biggest dump in her life in this photo !! Safe to say, this is also her " I'm coming face". Nasty hoser.
Angelina... Gorgeous as always :-)
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Walgreens is already offering a coupon for the jumbo bottle with added gift of vial on a necklace.
Hmmm... let's see. Angie's stank liquid will probably smell like baby diarrhea, gun powder, Brad Pitt's pussy juices, Jenny Aniston's tears and James Haven's saliva.
James Haven's saliva is actually very tasty. So he's been told!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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@Mrs. K, Heart is no longer with us as of this afternoon.
She has been banned yet again.
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Tattoo free since 1952!
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 16, 2008 - 9:48am.
Submitted by Stoney on June 16, 2008 - 12:40pm.
I never said anything like that. I said the people who believe tabloid reports are fucking saps.
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Interesting...because I think that people who worship Angelina Jolie are certified morons.
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Angie said that she liked St John because it was something for professional women and the clothes can be carried around quite easily with little wrinkling.
Submitted by cycloneb on June 16, 2008 - 6:10pm.
I'm sure that face has had MANY balls all over it.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
*holsters both guns, squints eyes & scans the room with binoculars*
Fuck me dead you silly sluts!
This thread has so reminded me of the good ole days, back when I could read and spit my morning coffee all over me puter from the best snarkin' on the net! ahhhhh a lil slice of heaven...bliss. ":)
anyways...OT >
That pic above reminds me of the clown faces you throw balls at.
LCT,
"some sort of conspiracy going on with the forum."
A conspiracy!?!? Like LA/HA is actually A?????
That Angelina actually blogs here at D-List!!!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 5:34pm.
Yes!! I tried and tried, but never got anything, like an email to click to activate? Nada damn thing!!!
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Hmmmmm. When I had issues I finally got an email back from the mod saying she activated the account and I was ready to log in.
Try another email.
Say LaLa...you bitch! Answer my GD email!!!!!!!
Submitted by M.E. on June 16, 2008 - 5:39pm.
Sorry, whenever I see or hear the word Succubus, I get flashes from the South Park episode.
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If only it was that easy to get rid of...LMAO
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 16, 2008 - 5:36pm.
I've heard so many wild tales, myths and legends from there, it just made me curious. Also, I'd like to sign any petitions necessary.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Sorry, whenever I see or hear the word Succubus, I get flashes from the South Park episode.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 5:37pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 5:34pm.
No, IE.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 16, 2008 - 5:34pm
Whatever it takes, I'm all for recovery.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 5:34pm.
Yes!! I tried and tried, but never got anything, like an email to click to activate? Nada damn thing!!!
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Are you using Firefox?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
@ Kizzy & LOVE CARROTTOP - as a registard & long time lurker on the fourm I can tell you this - y'all aint missing much! the best action is here on the main!
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 2:21pm.
FOR REALS. All is not right in that world, I'm tellin' you. There are multiple bat colonies that have taken roost in that belfry. Way beyond a few sammies short of a picnic. No sammies, no lemonade, no red-checked tablecloth. There is a basket, however, and she's in it. 100% certifiable basket case.
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I betchya there is a picnic table in serious need of a rape shower though!
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 5:32pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 5:30pm.
Yes!! I tried and tried, but never got anything, like an email to click to activate? Nada damn thing!!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 5:32pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 5:30pm.
They won't let me in there, either. I can't for the life of me imagine why......
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Did you do the whole registering thing, then get an error and never got the email saying your account was activated?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 5:30pm.
They won't let me in there, either. I can't for the life of me imagine why......
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
There is some sort of conspiracy going on with the forum. I tried registering twice, and when that didn't work I emailed the mod asking for him to fix it and nada. That was a week ago.
Hmph. Bitter.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by M.E. on June 16, 2008 - 5:13pm.
Kizzy - the bitch just CAN'T stop!
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FOR REALS. All is not right in that world, I'm tellin' you. There are multiple bat colonies that have taken roost in that belfry. Way beyond a few sammies short of a picnic. No sammies, no lemonade, no red-checked tablecloth. There is a basket, however, and she's in it. 100% certifiable basket case.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by thlayly5 on June 16, 2008 - 5:10pm.
LMAO "Smelling of Troy"
SUCCUBUS, the new fragrance from Angelina Jolie, for the woman who knows how to dig her hooks in deep, it's SUCCUBUS, for the woman that can really drain the essence of a man, it's SUCCUBUS...by Coty.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy - the bitch just CAN'T stop!
The last thing the world needs is the scent of this skank bottled up !!! Talk about commercializing every aspect of yourself. For someone that is so "anti hollywood" , she sure enjoys the cash it brings her. This is why we all know she's fake. If they bottled up her and brad's scent, it would probably smell like wet dog!
Kizzy- that shit just pissed me off. I couldn't laugh. But now I can.
There was a Simpson's edpisode once- called A Fish Called Selma- in which Selma marries Troy McClure. It was aired before the millions of crappy perfumes from celebs. He decided he wanted one- "I'd call it- Smellin' of Troy".
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by M.E. on June 16, 2008 - 5:02pm.
For reals! That shit made me crack the fuck up, I couldn't even respond, I was laughing so hard.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Nectar on June 16, 2008 - 12:34pm.
Yeah. Agree. Why doesn't the guy who owns this site get some good advertising? The jewelry ads have to go. Maybe he just doesn't see the potential of his site, now that HA is gone.
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BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHH HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *deep breath* AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*cackling*
Yes, like LA and her 3574849578 alts made this site.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
*pisses self*
I see you found another way to proxy yourself in.
El Bastardo,
Well, seems the current cast has much better taste than the past.
As a great mind once typed, "Fuck em if they can't take a joke".
xxyxz,
3000.00 for a security???? Can i ask Where you live? You don't have to give me the street =)
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Submitted by thlayly5 on June 16, 2008 - 4:42pm.
For reals!! It's just the sheer, heady joy of freedom to say whatever we want without worrying about somebody coming along and freaking the fuck out about it, and ruining it.
I can't say how many times we got on a good AJ riff, and had someone come in and squash it.
Not to mention any discussion on the other threads.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Isn't "the guy that owns this site" MK? And I don't mind the craptastic ads- it means I can ignore them. Finally- this is the funniest AJ post ever- I joined dlisted shortly after LA did- so this level of snark is new and so freaking funny!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
posters over on pop freak out on the love she has for angelina, its creepy, you would think it is angie herself defending herself from this nut job
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 16, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Aww that sucks buddy!
Ive seen the mouse thing before but i thought at first that was code for "cheesey" HA! LOL!
have a nardiful evening!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Angelina Jolie is a junkie and a whore. If she had as much sticking out of her, as she had stuck in her, she'd be a fucking porcupine! She worships the ground that Brad Pitt walks on, and does whatever he tells her to do, so he won't leave her skanky ass!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
frozen poop dildo. Heave. Bye.
Submitted by LoLo on June 16, 2008 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 16, 2008 - 4:23pm
Dude, what the hell happened to you in the forum?
You mentioned it the other day too.
I like your jokes, you seem fun, thoughtful and insane.
I have an account there under LoLo but i never know wtf people are talking about tand there is a jizz things that likes to jizz on things.
That is all i could read before i got frustrated and threw my lap top out of my window
Well, long story short, i started posting i started posting again ( after being away for a while )and some twats started calling me 'Mouse' and being really mean and tough so i left, cant fight on the net, i get scared, hahahahahaha, so i left and slammed the door shut forever!!
Somebody always gets labelled 'Mouse' suppose it was my turn!!
Bastards, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, woof! :o)
Goodnight everyone, and goodnight LA/HA wherever you are xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx love u.
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Ducksnorting. What else is there to do?
Oklahoma
I'll just call you tomorrow or when I find my phone.
I should find it today ( I hope)
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Go Celtics!
I know, we really just need to STFU about it.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Submitted by fuck angelina h... on June 16, 2008 - 3:24pm.
*peeks back in*
DAYUM!!!!
No worries, ELB. You are way to fucking funny to want banned. xooxoxox
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
LOL. I'm sorry, but some of the stuff you guys have been writing --- hee hee hee. I hear AJ likes to freeze her poop and use it s a dildo.... eeewwwww.
Um- I would never buy the crap that is advertised on this site. I come here because I love this site- not for the craptastic ads. I like shopping at the Prudential Center and Copley- stores like Saks, Bloomingdales, Lucky Jeans (Love their jeans!), Banana, blah blah blah- I spend money on clothes because I love clothes. Nice, quality, fashionable clothing- it's expensive, but it's what I like to send money on.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 16, 2008 - 4:23pm
Dude, what the hell happened to you in the forum?
You mentioned it the other day too.
I like your jokes, you seem fun, thoughtful and insane.
I have an account there under LoLo but i never know wtf people are talking about tand there is a jizz things that likes to jizz on things.
That is all i could read before i got frustrated and threw my lap top out of my window
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
I didn't mean to offend anyone with that last post but we all are still talking about her. Just ignore her. You guys GAVE her the power on a silver platter. Then you took it away. Fun game!
And I see it's still controlling our coversation.
*leaves*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 12:22pm.
make sure you have GREAT credit. If not...You will be fucked...and left with a high deposit!
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Go Celtics!
this is how obsessed love angelina and/or heart angelina is check this out
http://teamsugar.com/user/LOVE+ANGELINA
Submitted by Stoney on June 16, 2008 - 8:20pm.
I think ELB wants to be next.
LOL
Hahahaha-i did that for your benefit!! Please dont, i've been cold shouldered on the forum and banned myself!
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Ducksnorting. What else is there to do?
Stoney,if I remember correctly it was some regulars who were doing it.
xxyxz.. do you have an accoutn on the forum? look me up and i'll giv you the ##..or is it the same area code, and first 3 digits?? whats the lst 4?
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