Monday, June 16th 2008

Eau de Homewrecker

St. Angelina is reportedly in talks with Coty to put out her own line of skank juice in a bottle. A source said, "Angelina wants a very strong input. She wouldn’t want a fragrance that she didn’t feel encapsulates her."

Hmmm... let's see. Angie's stank liquid will probably smell like baby diarrhea, gun powder, Brad Pitt's pussy juices, Jenny Aniston's tears and James Haven's saliva.

Seriously, the makers of this crap should keep it simple and save their money. They can easily bottle up Angie's dirty bath water in used yogurt containers and charge thousands of dollars a pop. Brangaloonies would mortgage their homes and sell their own children just for a fucking ounce of that shit.

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Posted by: Michael K


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xxyxz,
Jesus Christ on a cracker!!!! How is a person suppose to afford that!?!?

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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on June 16, 2008 - 8:06pm.

sigh ElB, it was me...looks like Poland is SOL in terms of a World Cup birth in '10. Eh, at least the hubby is happy...

At least they were in Euro08, unlike England Grrrrrrr!!

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seras, you do know that was probably her, right?

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

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clarisse

lol. I wish. If it was...I wouldn't care
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Stoney's picture

I think ELB wants to be next.

LOL
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

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xxyxz,
I'm sorry...did you put an extra zero on that??? I'm sure you meant 300. right?????

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Submitted by seras on June 16, 2008 - 4:18pm.

I read that the next morning

I know who said that crap.

I think too many bong rips had to have been involved.

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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 12:17pm.

Our deposit is almost $3,000. I have to leave it CLEANER then it was when we moved in :(

life isn't fair!

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Go Celtics!

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I just remember last time she came on one night and several folks were telling her she needed to come back and how it was all unfair to her that she got banned.Cannot say who they wre cause I only remember a couple of them but it was kinda ridiculous considering how she acted.I've always just ignored her cause my brain would explode reading that stupid tripe.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on June 16, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Bring back Love/HeartAngelina, bygones be bygones. Come on!

* throws a piece of rancid shit at ELB from under the 99 cent rack at the dress barn*
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

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xxyxz,
Don't work too hard!!!!

El B,
Right, but this is messy, so you might want to take that off...

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Oklahoma.

I have my husbands phone with me. Can you call from work with the number B.?

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El Bastardo's picture

Bring back Love/HeartAngelina, bygones be bygones. Come on!

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Xx.. Yeah, everyone was asking about the IP address too.. and said that they think she could still read the remarks but just couldn't post or something..IDK either.. I'm sure she'll call her cable company and get it fixed or something or whatever she did last time..

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

xxyxz's picture

Kizzy.

I'll be back on the first. (hopefully)

take care horz.

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Go Celtics!

Stoney's picture

As far as I know, not one single poster has come forward begging that retard to come back.

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oklahoma's picture

Xx.. I think it was this thread.. But Stoney said MK sent a email to him/her?? Dang I wish you had your phone : ( She was like all going crazy over this stuff, saying stuff about rumors or something, like she doesn't cause trouble and what not. LIAR!!! LOL..

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

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Submitted by oklahoma on June 16, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Xxyxz.. LA got banned..

again? what thread? Damn! all this juicy shit! I wonder if her IP goy banned this time?

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Submitted by xxyxz on June 16, 2008 - 4:08pm.

Take care doll, hope you get back online soon!! xoxoxo

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Submitted by seras on June 16, 2008 - 3:07pm.

How many posters are gonna beg LA to come back this time I wonder?Or come to her defence?
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Nuh uh. I wouldn't wanna get my face all scratched up. *RAWR*

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seras on June 16, 2008 - 4:07pm.
How many posters are gonna beg LA to come back this time I wonder?Or come to her defence?
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I am sure those 'posters' were some of her other's personalities...who on their right mind was going to defend her?

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Xxyxz.. LA got banned..
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And Oh, I'll bring a towel!!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

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Submitted by seras on June 16, 2008 - 4:07pm.

Nobody begged her to come back, she just came back, and whined and cried about how she had learned her lesson, etc, etc, and they said just behave and keep coming back. Hopefully, this time they'll STFU, and realize she's not going to stop, and must therefore, BE stopped.

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Oklahoma...

:( I'll dream that I PEE on you. lol.

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Go Celtics!

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Submitted by seras on June 16, 2008 - 12:07pm.
How many posters are gonna beg LA to come back this time I wonder?Or come to her defence?

what happened? did she leave again? Or did her head explode?

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Go Celtics!

seras's picture

How many posters are gonna beg LA to come back this time I wonder?Or come to her defence?

oklahoma's picture

Bye, XXYXZ.. Have a Great Nitey nite!! *dream of pee,, I mean me*

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

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sigh ElB, it was me...looks like Poland is SOL in terms of a World Cup birth in '10. Eh, at least the hubby is happy...

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 7:53pm.

CTH,
Tyler Durden hot!!! Hot Brad...I'd lick him from toe to taint to top!

El B,
Honey it is then.

DO IT, DO IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOW,vuwio-zu6weexpaaq. crap, all over the keyboard, sorry. :o(

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xxyxz's picture

Oklahoma..

I put a block on my phone till I find it. I'll call you when I re-activate it.

I have to go. TTYL

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LOL christine!! She would Sooo suffer more, too w/ us eating.. She can't fool us, We know bitch is hungry..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

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Submitted by oklahoma on June 16, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Can we do a goodfellas and leave her half dead in the trunk while we eat pasta?

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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 11:54am.

packing and cleaning! Grr.I can't wait till the first when everything is done

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DeeDee
If you talk to her..Let her know that I want to see her if she comes this way.

And my daughter DID get a good grade ;)
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xxyxz
Cheers! Where have you been young lady??

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CTH,
Tyler Durden hot!!! Hot Brad...I'd lick him from toe to taint to top!

El B,
Honey it is then.

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Your welcome xxy. Did she get a good grade.

Nit is doing good! I MSed her this morning. I don't know about her vacation plans however.

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Who needed Poland to beat Croatia? Sorry, Croatia scored!!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on June 16, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Clarrise
sorry!
discussing how hot the brad was before skankalnajokey got her talons in him.

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Speaking of, I think we need to pay that bitch a lil Mafia Town visit.. *loads up trunk w/ shovels*

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

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Hi
Clarisse
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Celtics!

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DeeDee

I'm okay! I miss you gals! Thanks for finding that song for my daughters report.
Have you talked to NitWitty? She was going to stop by here on her vacation
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 7:48pm.

CTH,
Shut the door if you're gonna do that!!! Geez!

Oh, El B is here...
*runs to get the whip-cream*

Just the whip, lactose intolerant! :o)

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Clarrise
sorry!
discussing how hot the brad was before skankalnajokey got her talons in him.

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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.

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Hey xxyxz! I was just wonderin' about you. How are you?

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CTH,
Shut the door if you're gonna do that!!! Geez!

Oh, El B is here...
*runs to get the whip-cream*

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Submitted by El Bastardo on June 16, 2008 - 3:44pm.

Thanks, CREEEEEEEPPPPYYYYYY. Wonder if he got a boner? :o)
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No, but she did.

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xxyxz's picture

Kizzy♥ Ugh. I can't wait till I move in and have internet connection.

LoLo>>> I wouldn't do it to you any other way

On Topic . I bet I know somebody will order enough of this skunk water to last a life time

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Go Celtics!

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_Submitted by oklahoma on June 16, 2008 - 3:45pm.

nothing says lovin like nekkid wrasslin yer cousin.

or

Cousins, the other other white meat thats a treat to eat

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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

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Xxyxz.. Oh Jealous!! Me likey.. and I've been a BAD girl!! *giggles*

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

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LMAO @ LoLo.. can I be your cousin.. I'll promise to use tongue, but I won't use a condom.. We knock em up in our family!! *leans on pitch fork*

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!