Monday, June 16th 2008
Eau de Homewrecker
St. Angelina is reportedly in talks with Coty to put out her own line of skank juice in a bottle. A source said, "Angelina wants a very strong input. She wouldn’t want a fragrance that she didn’t feel encapsulates her."
Hmmm... let's see. Angie's stank liquid will probably smell like baby diarrhea, gun powder, Brad Pitt's pussy juices, Jenny Aniston's tears and James Haven's saliva.
Seriously, the makers of this crap should keep it simple and save their money. They can easily bottle up Angie's dirty bath water in used yogurt containers and charge thousands of dollars a pop. Brangaloonies would mortgage their homes and sell their own children just for a fucking ounce of that shit.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on June 16, 2008 - 11:54am.
Where does MK find these pictures? Hilarious, and screaming for some photo-shop fun.
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This picture is from a David Lachapelle photo shoot Angelina did when she was still married to BBT. Its a rather raunchy collection of photographs, but considering the photographer and of course who the subject was at the time. Its to be expected. Its one of my faves photo sessions Angie did.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool. Je me sens vivant. Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
I used to not really care, but she really bugs me. No one wants her whore perfume!
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 16, 2008 - 11:55am
If she doesn't care about fashion, why did she have that deal with St. John's?
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Why does any celeb do deals with fashion lines? because of the $$$$$$$$
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Submitted by ORLY on June 16, 2008 - 11:59am.
Either that, or the ashes from her beach Barbie bonfires.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Well, she needs to market a perfume because Brad's stupid idiotic furniture purchases don't come cheap...besides, they have two new blobs to support now.
I loathe her.
@Nitty, "It really wasn't a vial, more like a flower press" and it should be all romantic...and smell like an OB/GYN's office...LMAO.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 16, 2008 - 11:54am.
You'd think having 4 screaming kids yell at you all day would be enough attention for anyone. ;0)
We need a AJ free week on Dlisted. They're both (BP too) are soo bloody overexposed is unreal.
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That's like asking for gold nuggets in your Special K. Even if there weren't any posts about Brange, you-know-who would manage to turn every single thread into a Brangeloonie thread.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Jen's tears? So the shit will be laced with thc?
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Madness takes it's toll, so be sure to have exact change.
Jennifer Aniston tears. lmfao
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All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Submitted by NitWitty on June 16, 2008 - 11:53am.
I'm surprised she's not in talks to sell her twin's placenta and umbilical cords! Just think they could boil that shit in a 2 million gallon vat and sell it in vials for all the brangaloonies to wear around their necks!
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Oh, that'll come. She's got to suck all the attention she can out of the pregnancy before she starts talking about anything birth-related.
You know, like how great sex is when she's all ano-armed and fat-bellied.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 16, 2008 - 11:55am
If she doesn't care about fashion, why did she have that deal with St. John's? I think wearing their clothes shows she cares enough to make a deal, doesn't it??
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 11:50am
Was fun while it lasted.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Please. I don't know why you cringe every time I post. Yes, I am here and I am gonna say something. How many bullshit stories about Angelina are posted or printed every day??? Tons. This one is no exception.
Fashion isn't something Angelina even gives a damn about. All the women who have perfume lines have something to do with fashion in some way. Please its another piece of shit story.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool. Je me sens vivant. Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
This is going to be the best day I EVAH had! Will need a new F5 key before noon...
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LCT.. *winks*.. I bet she eats her eye boogers.. LOL..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Everybody and their mother has a perfume line now. Why can't we leave perfume to the damn perfumists? Gah. I am sick and tired of actresses famous for their personal lives. I'd rather be an actress who was famous for her roles, and nobody knew shit about my personal life.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Where does MK find these pictures? Hilarious, and screaming for some photo-shop fun.
Submitted by Stoney on June 16, 2008 - 11:48am.
Eau de Homewrecker!! Perfect!!
I hope it comes in a three pack with Attention Whore Body Spray and Baby Collector Lotion
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With a mail-in voucher for your very own orphan.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 16, 2008 - 11:46am.
The only celeb perfume I liked is Xtina's.
I honestly though AJ was above that kind of shit, because it's been done to death already & she didn't seem the type that would follow in so mnay other dumbasses footsteps.
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Being on the news 4,000 times a day clearly isn't giving her enough attention.
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You'd think having 4 screaming kids yell at you all day would be enough attention for anyone. ;0)
We need a AJ free week on Dlisted. They're both (BP too) are soo bloody overexposed is unreal.
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
I'm surprised she's not in talks to sell her twin's placenta and umbilical cords! Just think they could boil that shit in a 2 million gallon vat and sell it in vials for all the brangaloonies to wear around their necks!
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Don't worry, it's a thinking man's game.
Now that's a brand more fit with her, Coty. Cheap and stinky. If they sell it at Wall-mart it's going to be better. But she wants a fragrance that "encapsulates her" so why not try "fancy sewer"?
Now if they want to get more creative, they can use this picture as inspiration for more Angelina Jolie products like blow-up dolls, male urinals or ashtrays. Those would be a hit. The blow-up dolls are going to be a bestseller back at Just Jared, word.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Those lips are wicked nasty!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
we at thegreylist.com think angie needs to just CHILL out for a second. homegirls gonna have a breakdown.10 minutes of R&R without foreign third world countries, billion dollar business deals, saving the world, hanging out with bono. its like... dude, relax.
"...because life isn't just black &white"
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Jesus, does she ever shut her pie hole? That is one gaping maw.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
"Hmmm... let's see. Angie's stank liquid will probably smell like baby diarrhea, gun powder, Brad Pitt's pussy juices, Jenny Aniston's tears and James Haven's saliva."
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I so want to be a cell inside MK's brain!
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Don't worry, it's a thinking man's game.
"Skank juice" Rotflmao!!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Oh good fucking god on a fucking cracker.
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Angelina looks so sexy. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site @@@###----"M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
I guess she figured if Britney can peddle her "Curious" blend of jizz-in-hair and crotch sweat, a little rotten fish, desperation, bitter tears and crushed masculinity should sell big.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I subscribe to Vanity Fair, and I've only skimmed Angelina's interview in the bathroom. Haven't read the whole thing, but there's a nice bit about her Mother.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Submitted by M.E. on June 16, 2008 - 11:49am.
I could have gone all day without having to look at AJ's "O" face.
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I couldn't agree more. Lunch isn't for another two hours and I highly doubt I'll be able to force it down.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
And away we go.
So much for a peaceful Monday morning of commenting.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
This loser is worse than Paris Hilton. I didn't think that was possible. And that photo is terrifying. It looks like this hideous fish vase that my grandmother used to have in her bathroom, where you put the flowers in the fish's mouth.
I could have gone all day without having to look at AJ's "O" face.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 16, 2008 - 11:46am.
The only celeb perfume I liked is Xtina's.
I honestly though AJ was above that kind of shit, because it's been done to death already & she didn't seem the type that would follow in so mnay other dumbasses footsteps.
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Being on the news 4,000 times a day clearly isn't giving her enough attention.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Thats ridiculous. Thats not something Angelina would do.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool. Je me sens vivant. Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Add a trace of Billy Bob's blood and Jenny Shimizu's bitterness and I might buy a bottle or two.
What is it with Angie lately and forcing it down everyone's throat that she's 'strong and powerful'? Who the fuck cares. Strong and powerful people don't need to go around telling people they are. People just know. Like Sean Connery. You just KNOW. He doesn't run around whining like a little bitch about how tough he is and how great it makes him.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
What a self absorbed twat.
Just call it queef in a can and STFU.
Eau de Homewrecker!! Perfect!!
I hope it comes in a three pack with Attention Whore Body Spray and Baby Collector Lotion
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Maybe AJ can open her jewelry box and give them Brad's nuts to cast for the shape of the bottle, with a little tiny peen where the juice would come out!!!
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Tattoo free since 1952!
The only celeb perfume I liked is Xtina's.
I honestly though AJ was above that kind of shit, because it's been done to death already & she didn't seem the type that would follow in so mnay other dumbasses footsteps.
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 11:43am.
LCT,
The moldy parsley is a nice touch!!
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God I love Snape. He's such a dirty pig but I love him.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
I find this hard to believe. I know she's an attention whore, but Coty? No way. That's some cheap shit right there. Right up there with Love's Baby Soft.
God, that shit stank like to high heaven.
Any of you older D-list sluts remember "Tickle" deodorant? Makes me puke at the memory!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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"Angelina wants a very strong input. She wouldn’t want a fragrance that she didn’t feel encapsulates her"
God what a pretentious twat!
LCT,
The moldy parsley is a nice touch!!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Can't you just leave a can of tuna in the sun and get the same thing?
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
"Hmmm... let's see. Angie's stank liquid will probably smell like baby diarrhea, gun powder, Brad Pitt's pussy juices, Jenny Aniston's tears and James Haven's saliva."
I will always Heart MK.
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Tattoo free since 1952!
It will smell like Placenta...
ok I just made myself gag a little
Hahaha, Eau de Homewrecker.
I always thought she'd smell a bit like unwashed undies and sick-boogers mixed with rotted flesh and mouldy parsley.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.