Monday, June 16th 2008
Eau de Homewrecker
St. Angelina is reportedly in talks with Coty to put out her own line of skank juice in a bottle. A source said, "Angelina wants a very strong input. She wouldn’t want a fragrance that she didn’t feel encapsulates her."
Hmmm... let's see. Angie's stank liquid will probably smell like baby diarrhea, gun powder, Brad Pitt's pussy juices, Jenny Aniston's tears and James Haven's saliva.
Seriously, the makers of this crap should keep it simple and save their money. They can easily bottle up Angie's dirty bath water in used yogurt containers and charge thousands of dollars a pop. Brangaloonies would mortgage their homes and sell their own children just for a fucking ounce of that shit.
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:( I call you when I can find it. It must be lost ina box or something!
P.S No sexy-times phone conversations with MY oklahoma!
LOL Just kidding!
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Go Celtics!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 16, 2008 - 7:40pm.
El B: Check this out:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://socialitelife.celebuzz
Thanks, CREEEEEEEPPPPYYYYYY. Wonder if he got a boner? :o)
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Ducksnorting. What else is there to do?
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 16, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Yep, just googled James Haven, 3 different pics of kissing, eyes closed!! No open mouths though! Thank God!Hahahahahahaha
El B: They opened their mouths between shots, silly!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by oklahoma on June 16, 2008 - 2:39pm.
I know! omg, I wanted to touch my no no!!! in public!
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
there is NO doubt in my mind she's a brother fucker.
not that she deserves the hotness that is james haven mind you...
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
Submitted by xxyxz on June 16, 2008 - 3:42pm.
Lets make out like we're related!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
xxyxz!!! Hiya doll!! Glad to see you!!! xoxoxox
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 8:31pm.
DAE, Sybill was a book written in the late 60's then made into a movie starring Sally Field. It is the true story of a woman with Multiple Personality Disorder. She had 11 different alternates living within her. It was an excellent book/film. It is all the alternates piople are referring to when they talk o HA/LA.
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Thank you for the info. 11 different personalities, damn.
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
xxyxz! How are ya? I just told Okie to give you my #.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
IG: Bummer! I'm on EST, so I'll be drinking before ya!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
LoLo
I've missed ya whore!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Celtics!
lol IslandGirl.. Tulip Dick!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 7:35pm.
El B oscars 2004, maybe?
Yep, just googled James Haven, 3 different pics of kissing, eyes closed!! No open mouths though! Thank God!Hahahahahahaha
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Ducksnorting. What else is there to do?
El B: Check this out:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Xxyxz.. OMG, I've been calling YOU!! *kiss kiss* glad to see you.. : ( I'm sad you lost your phone!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by xxyxz on June 16, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Hi whores!
OKLAHOMA!!! I lost my cell :(
Mommaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wooot woot!
Alphabet soup up in the house!!!!!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 3:32pm.
LCT,
I chose "been in each other." because i read somewhere, probably People, that she use to get a strap on and give it to the brother and Daddy up the poop hole all the time.
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Awwww not Jon Voight! I still had respect for him. Maybe she got a little rough on day and that's why they're not speaking.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 16, 2008 - 3:38pm.
They photoshopped her brother's cock out of her mouth, and added teeth to make it look natural.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
@Stoney, even her (SJP) (modified for Sheeps)...errr... husband would not recognize her from that angle.
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Tattoo free since 1952!
CtheHoff.. OMG, when he's fixing to do her in that hotel.. And he has his pants just barely unbuttoned, and his bottom lip is just there.. OMG!! *throws cup of water on my face* I wonder if he can ever regain any hotness after she screws him over.. ??? *sits in thinking chair*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Hi whores!
OKLAHOMA!!! I lost my cell :(
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Celtics!
Okie, I was thinking that her dick was being tickled by a tulip.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Stoney on June 16, 2008 - 3:34pm.
I feel like I must inform you people that my avie is Sarah Jessica Parker.
LMAO.
*smacks everyone's ass and runs away*
Kdraco, I fucking sure hope not.
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uuuuu I liked that smack!
thank you for that...I needed it..lol
I bet they shot that picture during James Haven being on his knees between Angies Legs.. Bwahahaha.. She's having a good time, right there!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Hahah, Drama... you pose a good question! And I just moved to Houston, so I have to wait to fill my cup. *taps toes, looks at watch*
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Sláinte duine a ól.
People Magazine once reported that Angie Joe likes having threesomes with lesbian truckers and international models. I swear I read that in People magazine.
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Madam s. on June 6, 2008 - 9:18am.
Okay. I am going to try and control my language here, because I don't want to expose the depths of my filthy trucker mouth....
LCT
ca-ca everything!!!
yes, went I think how smoking HOT Brad was!
I remember seeing Thelma and Louise, I sat up in the theater and said
"oh jesus christ, who is that?"
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
El B oscars 2004, maybe?
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Tattoo free since 1952!
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 16, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Lovecarrottop
how dare you blaspheme the ONLY WOMAN ON THE PLANET who enjoys her pregnancy???
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I blaspheme her because she's a cacaface.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Hi IG! Now I'm concerned. If I, too, enjoyed my pregnancy, does that mean I should be putting the moves on my brother? If St. A does it, does that make it acceptable?
Is it after 5 there? If so, what's in the cup?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
I feel like I must inform you people that my avie is Sarah Jessica Parker.
LMAO.
*smacks everyone's ass and runs away*
Kdraco, I fucking sure hope not.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 16, 2008 - 3:27pm.
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You try living with a succubus, she'll suck the hotness right out of you, too!!
That's the real reason Angie doesn't touch the kids much, she sucks the life out of them whenever she does!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
ELB, I think it was some award show or another, maybe when she won the Oscar for Girl, Interrupted? I could be wrong though, maybe it was on a Tuesday. You know, like any other day of the week. :)
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Sláinte duine a ól.
LCT,
I chose "been in each other." because i read somewhere, probably People, that she use to get a strap on and give it to the brother and Daddy up the poop hole all the time.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
LMAO stoney! BTW, your avi is HWAT!
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 16, 2008 - 7:27pm.
Well, I have a brother, & I've never kissed him open mouthed with my eyes closed. I've also never told anyone, "I'm so in love with my brother right now."
WHAT? When did she do that? Open Mouthed/eyes closed, WHEN? Joking right?
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Ducksnorting. What else is there to do?
She uses that shit sludge as a facial mask!! Only her own shit is good enough to touch her skin!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
DAE, Sybill was a book written in the late 60's then made into a movie starring Sally Field. It is the true story of a woman with Multiple Personality Disorder. She had 11 different alternates living within her. It was an excellent book/film. It is all the alternates piople are referring to when they talk o HA/LA.
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Tattoo free since 1952!
dramaqueen365247 on June 16, 2008 - 3:27pm.
Well, I have a brother, & I've never kissed him open mouthed with my eyes closed. I've also never told anyone, "I'm so in love with my brother right now."
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Hi Drama... you haven't? I thought EVERYONE did that? I keed... I was too busy pounding the crap out of mine, let alone slipping him the tongue. *gags*
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Oh and Skeletina has 2 spokeswhores, a PR firm on the payroll and 4 stylists.
Oh yea, it's all true.
Fact fact fact!!!!
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 16, 2008 - 3:27pm.
Sybil was the first documented case of multiple personality disorder. Sally Field starred in a movie about her a long time ago.
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Oohhh. Ok. Now I get it. Thanks Kizzy!
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Lovecarrottop
how dare you blaspheme the ONLY WOMAN ON THE PLANET who enjoys her pregnancy???
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Stoney: Hi! I just read the comment about that user being banned.
Rest assure that she will be back in a few hours. But thanks for letting us know...that means we will have a few seconds to 'breath' in peace.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 16, 2008 - 3:27pm.
Well, I have a brother, & I've never kissed him open mouthed with my eyes closed. I've also never told anyone, "I'm so in love with my brother right now."
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Hahahahahah I'll still be laughing about this tomorrow. Hahahahaha. I forgot she said that.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 16, 2008 - 3:27pm.
LCT, Are you kidding. Why do you think Brad's hair is so gray?? Its from watching his fucking girlfriend Bone her Brother all the time.. Yuck!! So, in conclusion.. Yes. I do think they have scissored!!
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Mmm, scissor times. That's just gross.
I feel bad for Brad. Went from hot to old Grandpa in 4 years.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 16, 2008 - 3:27pm.
Sybil was the first documented case of multiple personality disorder. Sally Field starred in a movie about her a long time ago.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 16, 2008 - 3:26pm.
lovecarrottop
she's too good to touch a plunger, what's wrong with you, you bible thumbing hobag!!
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Exactly, that's why I said she leaves it there to turn to sludge!
Hobox.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
I heard that's why the whore collapses all the time. It's the Hepititis and HIV she contracted while she was on HEROIN.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 3:25pm.
LCT,
I absolutely think her and her brother been in each other!
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Hahaha been in each other. Ew. How could she even CONSIDER that? I don't wonder about James Haven... I don't think he can put his underwear on properly. She seriously has issues if she thinks doing sexy times with her brother is OK. Holy obvious statement of the week.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Well, I have a brother, & I've never kissed him open mouthed with my eyes closed. I've also never told anyone, "I'm so in love with my brother right now."
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247