Monday, June 16th 2008
Eau de Homewrecker
St. Angelina is reportedly in talks with Coty to put out her own line of skank juice in a bottle. A source said, "Angelina wants a very strong input. She wouldn’t want a fragrance that she didn’t feel encapsulates her."
Hmmm... let's see. Angie's stank liquid will probably smell like baby diarrhea, gun powder, Brad Pitt's pussy juices, Jenny Aniston's tears and James Haven's saliva.
Seriously, the makers of this crap should keep it simple and save their money. They can easily bottle up Angie's dirty bath water in used yogurt containers and charge thousands of dollars a pop. Brangaloonies would mortgage their homes and sell their own children just for a fucking ounce of that shit.
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LCT, Are you kidding. Why do you think Brad's hair is so gray?? Its from watching his fucking girlfriend Bone her Brother all the time.. Yuck!! So, in conclusion.. Yes. I do think they have scissored!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Stoney on June 16, 2008 - 7:32pm.
MK has just informed me Heart Angelina has once again been banned.
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*stares in shock* O.M.G What did she do this time????
I leave for 5 mins & miss everything!!
also who is this sybill? I've seen posts saying LA/HA/Sybill - who's Sybill & why is she being called HA's alt?
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
lovecarrottop
she's too good to touch a plunger, what's wrong with you, you bible thumbing hobag!!
lol
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
LCT,
I absolutely think her and her brother been in each other!
(i actually do believe this one!)
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
ANGELINA HAS SYPHILLIS!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
In all seriousness, who here thinks that Angelina did in fact have intercourse with her brother? Seriously?
I wouldn't doubt it. That kiss was a little too special.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Oh and I totally read at some site somewhere, they are going to form a band with the kids.
It's Skeletina's dream to have them win a grammy by the time Maddox can drive.
They are already rumored to be opening for the Stones in 2014.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by DeeDee on June 16, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Some Chavelle fucker apparently. Fish lips, fish lips!!!
(I think that picture proves they're fake)
And yes, poor Pax. Poor, poor, renamed Pax.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
I read, on People, that Nessie actually winters inside Angelina's cavernous vagina !
Jolie also has adopted 20 more kids than she totes around for the media. The other kids are running a meth lab in France to keep Angie in crank year round.
The pretty adopted ones cannot speak any real language and learned to speak from the doozers on Fraggle Rock.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 16, 2008 - 3:19pm.
WELL I heard that AJ drinks camel piss and makes brad bronze her biggest turds.
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You KNOW she's the one who clogs up the toilet in the household and then just leaves it there to turn to sludge.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Stoney on June 16, 2008 - 2:12pm.
I heard Angie's been in on this the entire time, too. She never wanted those blobs, just the attention pregnancy would get her and the money Brad and Jen agreed to pay her. She'll keep Mad, Z, and Pax and give Brad and Jen his bio babies, at which point Jen will rename them proper names and they'll get married like respectable parents. And Jolie will pocket her $20 million.
THEN Skankalina can go back to doing what she loves best -- fucking her brother. Z will have a golf cart to zip around the house in, since her legs apparently can't support her. Mad will start smoking, steal a car, & get his first tat in jail. Poor Pax will sit alone, remembering a simpler time when he had a family that loved him & a different name.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
This IS a bit off topic, But I watched Interview w/ a Vampire (LCT saying 'eat placenta' reminded me) last night, And I noticed how Tom Cruise had red hair in it, and was soo skinny.. He looked Identical to Nicole Kidman.. Hilarious.. Also, Antonio Bandares was shorter than Brad Pitt in the movie, WTF?? So I guess by saying BP's name, it really isn't so off topic..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Who told Angie Jo to take a picture like that?
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
I was watching Access Hollyweird last night, and they were showing clips of her in her next total piece of shit movie, you know, the one where she's riding on top of the car and her arms look like they're going to snap right off? Anyways, they did an interview with her and I almost came through my TV and knocked her "holier than thou, I've got a secret, I'm walking sex" expression right off of her stupid cunt head!!! Uhhhhhh!!!!!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Submitted by Red on June 16, 2008 - 3:19pm.
I for one refuse to believe any of that until I read it in People.
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It was, in the column right next to the one that pointed out her obsession with watching Brad take dumps.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
She's not pregnant, the swollen area in her midsection is all the hotness the succubus has sucked out of the Brad. She's stealing his life force. ITA with Bradiful-- she TOTALLY zapped him with the hypnovadge, and dangled Maddox in front of him as she heard the Brad's biological clock chime the hours.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
WELL I heard that AJ drinks camel piss and makes brad bronze her biggest turds.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 3:14pm.
Jennifer Anniston is the mostest beautiest women ever. So talented and powerful. Angelina is a dirty rat whore who breaks up happy homes using her hypnotic vadge. Brad came to his senses and went running back to Jennifer because she is the best actress in the whole wide world!
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I agree. Jennifer Aniston was the best thing that ever happened to Brad Pitt (just using that for effect. Legends of the Fall was the best thing that ever happened to him) and they deserved to be together, until that homewrecking inconsiderate skank pried Brad away from his marriage.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 3:09pm.
She hates the smell of grass and loves to smear donkey shit all over herself in the bathtub.
ALL TRUE.
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I for one refuse to believe any of that until I read it in People.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 16, 2008 - 3:12pm.
LCT.. I'm shocked, but I've heard that rumor of donkey shit.. *gasp* Also, I heard it was cattle pee in syringes that she squirt into her tear ducts. And she put moose semen in her hair to keep the goat flies away.. Pretty normal stuff for her family..
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That's true. It was posted on People.com. I heard she also uses an ox's sperm to moisturize her roots. Pube roots, that is.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Skeletina just lies about everything and then turns around and sells grandma clothes and now perfume.
he sells her kids for profit and only adopted them to recharge her failing career.
Then she had to have a man and stole the Brad.
She completely threw Maddox at him and guilted the Brad into having an affair and then got pregnant on purpose. She totally back stabbed her father and used Marianne Pearl as a spring board to look "intelligent".
Skeletina is user and a manipulative cunt, just like her loons of fandom.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I totally underestimated how much fun telling AJ lies is! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Angelina eats her own placentas.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
I heard she's not even actually pregnant, and Shiloh is Gyneth Paltrow's baby.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
*looks around*
*takes cue from LCT*
Jennifer Anniston is the mostest beautiest women ever. So talented and powerful. Angelina is a dirty rat whore who breaks up happy homes using her hypnotic vadge. Brad came to his senses and went running back to Jennifer because she is the best actress in the whole wide world!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 3:10pm.
Kizzy,
Oh!!! ooooh the wee teeny tiny widdle baby bunny in someone's hand that had the caption cure for lonliness, was just sooooo sweet, it brought tears to my eyes for reals!!
OnT: Well, it will be 6 months at least, before Angie does anything other than the first photo op with the newblobs.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 3:10pm.
Morning routine...power up computer, get Diet Coke, log on to D-Listed
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That's pretty much exactly my morning too! Except Diet Coke has recently been replaced with large lattes/hot chocolates.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LCT.. I'm shocked, but I've heard that rumor of donkey shit.. *gasp* Also, I heard it was cattle pee in syringes that she squirt into her tear ducts. And she put moose semen in her hair to keep the goat flies away.. Pretty normal stuff for her family..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I heard Angie's been in on this the entire time, too. She never wanted those blobs, just the attention pregnancy would get her and the money Brad and Jen agreed to pay her. She'll keep Mad, Z, and Pax and give Brad and Jen his bio babies, at which point Jen will rename them proper names and they'll get married like respectable parents. And Jolie will pocket her $20 million.
God I love this.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
loveasshole has been banned? AGAIN?
God DAMN my dirty house! I'm missing all the drama!
I wondered why this fucker has three hundred and some comments!!!
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
YTQ, I thought that same thought when I had GWB as an avie for a couple of days...hahaha!
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Tattoo free since 1952!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 3:08pm.
Brad could then run home to Jennifer with his three pack of chilluns and say "See honey, I promised you some babies and you didn't have to ruin your magnificent body. I told you it would work when we were walking on that beach in Mexico."
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That made me warm and fuzzy on the inside. TEAM ANISTON!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Kizzy,
Morning routine...power up computer, get Diet Coke, log on to D-Listed, move on to icanhascheezburger !!!! (oh,then work)
On Topic: We should enjoy the looney free atmosphere while we can, cuz if they didn't block her IP, she'll be back w/in the day.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Yeah, Stoney Yeah.. *hammers nails into bat* Let the bashing Begin!! *serious look on face*
Bloop!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 3:03pm
Not sure if you saw it or not, it's lost in the middle of the HALA mess, but icanhascheezburger has some great new pics of bunnies, sooo cuute!! I immediately thought of you and Maximus!!
OnT: I think LCT is right, Brad will get all the blonde ones.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by oklahoma on June 16, 2008 - 3:02pm.
So since she is banned, does that mean she can't even read on here from her computer?? I hope she can atleast read on here, that'd be funny as hell.. Like to read what we type.. She'd go fucking bizerk!! What led up to it, just her being a fucking psycho like usual??
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I think the snapping point was "I've never name called."
She can read, she just can't post. This should be FUN.
Angelina Jolie is a husband stealing whore who only cares about herself and her upcoming perfume line. She hates the smell of grass and loves to smear donkey shit all over herself in the bathtub.
ALL TRUE.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Stoney on June 16, 2008 - 3:03pm.
I'm pretty sure Brad adopted them all, and they are all Jolie-Pitts
- OK, now I can loon a little bit.
He did adopt them but there is something about it the adopting part where he would not be able to get custody over them in the event of a split.
As for the bio kids, well, that's a given, he could get custody.
I am so damned fucking excited HALA is banned once again.
A big Thank You to the mod on duty, MK and the sluts that made this possible.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Brad could then run home to Jennifer with his three pack of chilluns and say "See honey, I promised you some babies and you didn't have to ruin your magnificent body. I told you it would work when we were walking on that beach in Mexico."
***sniff, I loves me a happy ending***
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Tattoo free since 1952!
Submitted by oklahoma on June 16, 2008 - 3:02pm.
I'm sure she can still read, but just not post.
(pardon me while I collapse in gales of wild cackling laughter)
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 3:03pm.
Kizzy,
Really?? HAHAHA Didn't even know it. Amazing what lovely gems you can find on icanhascheezburger and lolcatz!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by oklahoma on June 16, 2008 - 2:02pm.
I think the combination of it being Monday and her exhaustive presence on this site was enough. People are sick of the bullshit. Now, let's continue bashing the whore!! Yeah!!!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
*Bloop*
Im blooping for joy bitches!
*bloop*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*strips down to Days of the Week underwear in a stylish granny cut. The underwear reads THURSDAY but there is a smiley face where the "a" is.
Swipe Stock Brokers Voxx Martini and grabs stage mic. Sings A Whole New World off key*
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Here, I put up a Christmas Av. since its like Christmas, celebrating the loss of a creepy pigeon..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 2:58pm.
LMAO @ Bwavo! Soooooo, Madaline Kahn.
I so love her, she rocks. I keep trying to put up my Bwavo bunny pic as my avie.
MK's a jolly good fellow, MK's a jolly good fellow, that none of us can deny!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'm pretty sure Brad adopted them all, and they are all Jolie-Pitts.
But for reals, they can't expect this charade of country hopping and baby buying to last forever...
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
had to change the avie to celebrate
can't stomach even looking at MEGA CUNTY's
face....
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Kizzy,
Completely off topic, but your avie!!!
That pic was taken by my absolute all time fav. wildlife photog, Tanja Askani!!!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
So since she is banned, does that mean she can't even read on here from her computer?? I hope she can atleast read on here, that'd be funny as hell.. Like to read what we type.. She'd go fucking bizerk!! What led up to it, just her being a fucking psycho like usual??
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Stoney on June 16, 2008 - 2:56pm.
A very good question, one we have not been allowed to explore before...
The adopted ones are all Angelina's as the only adopting parent. I'm not sure if Brad ever legally adopted them, too, or not. I know the govt. agency made it very clear when she adopted Pax that she was the only parent listed.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Voxx Martinis for Everyone!
The Angeloonie (HA/LA/Sybill) has been banned!
Those are probably the only ones Brad wants anyways, although he may miss Maddox a little. Who wouldn't, though? He's a little punk ass fucker.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA