Monday, June 16th 2008
Eau de Homewrecker
St. Angelina is reportedly in talks with Coty to put out her own line of skank juice in a bottle. A source said, "Angelina wants a very strong input. She wouldn’t want a fragrance that she didn’t feel encapsulates her."
Hmmm... let's see. Angie's stank liquid will probably smell like baby diarrhea, gun powder, Brad Pitt's pussy juices, Jenny Aniston's tears and James Haven's saliva.
Seriously, the makers of this crap should keep it simple and save their money. They can easily bottle up Angie's dirty bath water in used yogurt containers and charge thousands of dollars a pop. Brangaloonies would mortgage their homes and sell their own children just for a fucking ounce of that shit.
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Petrie and Dishette for names? French enough for me...
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LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 2:13pm
Blob one; "Had-to-keep-a-man-somehow"
Blob Two; "you-cost-more-than-the-dining-room-table"
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Or the grandaddy of them all: Overpriviledged Americans.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by angel_i on June 16, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Love your avie, Kate looks good with some junk in her trunk
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 2:09pm.
It totally ruins the excitement I had over Brad's Petri-blobs impending debut.
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We should start taking bets on which slurs Saint Angelina is going to insult her biological children with this time.
"Figure ruining parisites"?
"Little assholes in my womb making me faint"?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Good Lord! Is EVERYTHING porn?!? Ok, it's perfume but damn! That's ROMANCE; not porn, silly.
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Clarisse - it happened in a rural farm town on a road not too many people drive along.
Baby was only about 1 1/2 - 2 years old.
*cries*
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 1:56pm
It totally ruins the excitement I had over Brad's Petri-blobs impending debut.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Angelina perfume?
I see it in the 99-cent bin at Dollar General next to "Eau de Brad Pitt"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Allowing us to express our opinions here makes her feel as though we've gotten something over on her, and she can't let us get away with that, so I guess those people have gotten something over on her, too (a dissenting opinion, perhaps) and they can't be allowed to get away with that.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
M.E.
"he is so beaten, he is unrecognizable."
God dammit! Baby was at his feet, how hard is it to put a bullet (or 5) between his eyes??
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
I could have the walking squirts and be having a better time than I am reading through this thread. Well scratch that, the Manson stuff is cool, carry on.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Kizzy, the other thread??? I, for one, am stunned...ROFLMFAO!
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Clarisse - no one knows if the baby belonged to that man or what. The cororner has to identify the baby through DNA as he is so beaten, he is unrecognizable.
I'm glad the cops killed that fucker.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 1:56pm.
OnT: I fucking HATE Angelina Jolie because of her fucking troll. I USED to LOVE me some Brad Pitt, but now, I'm gettin to the point I can't stand his ass BECAUSE OF HA/LA, too!!!
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Oh Lawdy I totally agree. All I can think of when I see AJ is her crazy stalker and I want to smash.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 16, 2008 - 2:01pm.
You're right, Bradi, whew, almost lost my head there, for a minute. I cannot forget the adorable hotness of The Brad!! Fuck his evil succubus, DaddyBrad is still the man!!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Her own perfume...surprise, surprise. Didn't see that one coming...ahem.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Mel-Tang. Congrats on the Caption Contest! That was some good shit.
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on June 16, 2008 - 9:52am.
Submitted by M.E. on June 16, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Banning it again will do nothing since she keeps using a proxy IP to create a new username.
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Just ban her IP and delete if she keeps
registering. Even the dumbest of dogs
soon figures it out that if they keep
biting, they will soon get the leash.
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I wish MK would do that.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 16, 2008 - 12:53pm.
She found some more people to argue with on the other Brangelina thread.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
M.E.
Jesus!!! What sort of rage makes you stomp a baby to death??? Goddammit people are scary!!!
idiots drive me loco,
"mothers" that don't die protecting their children should be guillotined. How do you watch your little girl be abused and not rip that person to shreds????
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 1:56pm
No No No
just stare at my avie.....deep breaths......
On T: So how old are the twins now? 2-3 weeks?
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 16, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Ok fine if you all want this fucking thread so bad. Take it. I am going to another one.
...ummm, it is not yours to give away.
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Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on June 16, 2008 - 1:53pm
Didja see that part I wrote about her saying she can't let us get away with getting something over on her?
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I was scared to even read the comments on this thread, and lo and behold, HA's name is fucking everywhere. I don't know why some people get so wet from being the annoying cunt troll that never goes away.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
YesterdaysTrashQueen,
The only thing that really works is ignore it.
You feed the Shit Golgothan, and it just gets bigger.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
I really don't want to get in the middle of this, and it's just my opinion, but
HA, you shouldn't respond to them, and they shouldn't respond to you if it gets them so upset.
Why can't everyone state their opinion? Geez. It's like the blog police.
If someone doesn't like what HA has to say, just ignore the comment and move on.
It's not that hard.
The people arguing with her and taking up comment space are being just as annoying as they claim she is being.
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Clarisse - that is fucking sick. Just reading that I wanna go home and hug my babies.
Just over the weekend there was a news story here about a man who stomped/beat a toddler to death.
It made me cry. Passerbyers tried to stop him but he was on a rage and wouldn't stop.
Cops had to shoot him.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 16, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Ok fine if you all want this fucking thread so bad. Take it. I am going to another one.
HI! All of the other threads just called, they said youre not wanted over there either.
Tootles cunt!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 1:48pm.
Then again, i have a rabbit that is convinced he's a Rottie.
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Icanhascheezburger has THE most adowabwe widdle bunny wabbit pics, I stole one, it's a baby, wif de widdle paws up and it says BWAVO-clappity clappity. It is soooooooo cuuuuuuuuuute!!!!!
OnT: I fucking HATE Angelina Jolie because of her fucking troll. I USED to LOVE me some Brad Pitt, but now, I'm gettin to the point I can't stand his ass BECAUSE OF HA/LA, too!!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on June 16, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Well you're absolutely right but I am done thinking about for today.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool. Je me sens vivant. Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 16, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Ok fine if you all want this fucking thread so bad. Take it. I am going to another one.
I am not about to deal with unstable people and your fucking caps lock. I have explained myself as much as I can. Take it or leave it.
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LEAVE IT. BYE BYE.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
ohmigod Clarisse--kinda like that case in NYC where everyone failed poor little Elisa Izquierdo. I can't imagine a worse crime--tormenting and abusing (in every sense of the word) a little girl, and the child's own mother not only doing nothing, but being complicit. She MUST be doomed to rot in the lowest circle of hell.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 16, 2008 - 1:47pm.
I remember when I did name call like that but I stopped. I haven't named called anyone like that in quite awhile.
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How quickly you forget, it seems.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Yay! I can't wait until this comes out! :)
I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I have Curious by Shitney, and I love the way it smells.
It didn't make me crave Cheetos, either.
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
Ok fine if you all want this fucking thread so bad. Take it. I am going to another one.
I am not about to deal with unstable people and your fucking caps lock. I have explained myself as much as I can. Take it or leave it.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool. Je me sens vivant. Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 16, 2008 - 1:38pm.
I think they shouldnt care about what you say and you shouldn't care what they think. Things have gotten the way they have because of both sides. The people who leave shouldnt cuz this is the flippin' INTERNET, and its easy to look past someones comments. I look past alot of peoples comments here. I along with the rest dont know why you see it as a mission to defend Angie. Both sides need to ignore, and thats that.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by M.E. on June 16, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Banning it again will do nothing since she keeps using a proxy IP to create a new username.
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Just ban her IP and delete if she keeps
registering. Even the dumbest of dogs
soon figures it out that if they keep
biting, they will soon get the leash.
thank you :)
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 1:47pm.
Done. Thanks Deb!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LA - the fact is you were finlly banned after MK asked some of his long term ho's, people who have been here for YEARS if it was really as bad as the complaints were.
The moderators finally decided to ban your ass because YOU and your bullshit here, on a daily basis is causing people to leave.
Submitted by Berkley on June 16, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Does yours bark at animals on TV? And You cant say Hello louder than a whisper in my house or my dog thinks there is someone at the door and starts barking like crazy she also thinks she's this huge attack dog and goes after other dogs 10x her size so I can see what they mean about them being superb guard dogs and what I found surprising is she is an awesome retriever.
you said everything I posted. I only cut an excerpt to use an siggy. YOU PROMISED TO LEAVE. Other times banning your stupid ass was mentioned, you promised you would leave, if that is what MK wanted. Well, your dumb ass was banned, with MK's approval, and you broke your promise within three days. Which makes you a FUCKING LIAR, now doesn't it?
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
It's gotta stop....
It's turning into all about HALA again....
Look at what they are doing, look at the engagement they are inflicting.
Making it all about them and the "injustice" that they have some how calculated they have suffered.
No, WE ALL KNOW this is what they do, same faux needy bullshit. They cry "help me help me" and the trap is set....
Don't do it. I am over the all about HALA and the stupid ignorant pretend victim shit.
On T; SKELETINA RUINS EVERYTHING!!!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 16, 2008 - 1:44pm.
YOU DUMB CUNT, DID SOMEONE HERE NOT TELL YOU DIRECTLY THEY WERE OFFENDED BY YOUR "FUCKING SAPS" COMMENT? YOU BACKTRACKED AND SUCKED UP TO TRY TO SMOOTH IT OVER, BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOUR ASS IS UNIVERSALLY LOATHED.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Berkley,
"Thinks he's a great dane" LOL!! Little dogs always do!!!
Then again, i have a rabbit that is convinced he's a Rottie.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 1:44pm.
I remember when I did name call like that but I stopped. I haven't named called anyone like that in quite awhile.
I didn't say, I NEVER called anyone a name. That I never said, but I don't do that anymore.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool. Je me sens vivant. Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
HA/LA masturbates to the thought of another petition. She bragged about being the only poster she knoew of that ever had one.
Try this instead:
moderator@dlisted.com
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M.E.,
There is a local case of a woman who sat back while her boyfriend raped and murdered her 3 year old..
"The girl had 125 bruises and internal abdominal injuries that were inflicted at least two days before she was taken to a hospital.
Phillips, 35, was convicted of aggravated murder and rape and sentenced to death. He admitted severely beating the girl the morning of her death."
She now has cancer and is trying to get out of prison to serve out her term "in peace"...
THAT fucking pisses me off.
I have to say, watching HA contradict herself and create a complete trainwreck with her lies is more entertaining than the tryouts for American Idol.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Yes, but how fucking sad is it that users PETITION to have your ass banned, and you STAY?! It's like being that kid everyone hates at summer camp who keeps coming back and following you around, but WAY WORSE.
Ok, I'm really leaving this thread now. Just had to point that out.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA