Monday, June 16th 2008
Eau de Homewrecker
St. Angelina is reportedly in talks with Coty to put out her own line of skank juice in a bottle. A source said, "Angelina wants a very strong input. She wouldn’t want a fragrance that she didn’t feel encapsulates her."
Hmmm... let's see. Angie's stank liquid will probably smell like baby diarrhea, gun powder, Brad Pitt's pussy juices, Jenny Aniston's tears and James Haven's saliva.
Seriously, the makers of this crap should keep it simple and save their money. They can easily bottle up Angie's dirty bath water in used yogurt containers and charge thousands of dollars a pop. Brangaloonies would mortgage their homes and sell their own children just for a fucking ounce of that shit.
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Submitted by Berkley on June 16, 2008 - 12:59pm.
I am flattered you even bothered to respond.
It was so long, well-written, and useless, because I stand by what I said before.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool. Je me sens vivant. Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Well said Lolo. Well said.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
-"Submitted by LoLo on June 16, 2008 - 5:02pm."
It's because that's her usual tactic, LoLo. She throws the stone and hides the hand. She KNOWS she's pissing people off but backs off slowly, usually with dumb shit like "I don't know why are you so ANGRY. I haven't done anything".
Bradi: What do you think about The Orphanage?. That movie almost gave me a heart attack because the suspense is pretty good. The end is odd,tho.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by LoLo on June 16, 2008 - 12:02pm.
*bursts into tears*
I love you too!!!!!
(sorry, PMS)
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Would anyone mind if I sprayed this
thread with my can of RAID for trolls?
Either that or I'm calling the Orkin Man.
Yeah, I'm MEGA CUNTY like that.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 16, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 12:59pm
YOU LYING LIAR, YOU DO SO MAKE PEOPLE DO SHIT, YOU GIVE ME THE SHITS EVERY TIME THERE'S AN ANGELINA POST.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 1:00pm.
I feel a UWish coming on...
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Won't be long...
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LOVE CARROTTOP
"WHO SAID ANY OF US BELIEVED THIS CRAP? Who said any of us care, more importantly. God you're such an idiot. Go away please. No one wants you here."
Oh, i believe it. I believe Angie gave birth to twin baboons, I believe her and Braddy are getting married in NO and J Voight is performing the service, i believe that her brother is Shiloh's bay-daddy, and i believe she is makin perfume out of her pitt sweat.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Submitted by rotten_egg on June 16, 2008 - 12:58pm.
-"Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 4:55pm."
She does. She has it under her pillow so she can jot down these thoughts as they come to her directly from the pipeline of Angelina's asshole.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 12:59pm.
I don't make anyone do shit. The rest of you still post so why the fuck can't she??? This is just one thread and she acts like one thread is the whole site. I am not taking the blame for anyone doing anything.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool. Je me sens vivant. Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
*DING DING*
A short intermission of Off Topicness:
I rented "The Orphanage" this weekend, it was awesomeness. I liked it. And even though it's subtitled, you are able to follow it.....
*DING DING*
Back to posting:
On T: They are already pawning the wine from the estate at a fever pitch since the Clan moved in.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 16, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Submitted by Stoney on June 16, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Yes. You shouldn't believe anything until its confirmed.
Please don't leave, you mean something to someone.
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Im sorry, did any one else catch the supreme cuntness of this twat's statement?
YES SHE DOES mean something to people here.
YOU on the other hand are like shit on a shoe, who the fuck are you to tell her to stay or go?
Youre pretty much just offensive dumb as dirt spam that talks back to us, god damn troll bitch.
The balls you have to post that bull shit!
I hope shes emailing MK's ass as we speak.
God damn retard.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
-"Submitted by thlayly5 on June 16, 2008 - 4:48pm.
"HALA- alright, cool. BTW, I thought I should throw it out there that, although I disagree with you sometimes, I don't dislike you at all. I just hate it when some of your "supporters" (can't think of a better word) come in here an call everyone names because they agree with you. Like Uwish and Nectar- Ugh, Nectar. I hate the phrase flapping twat lips! Anybody else?"
I agree!. Those "flapping twat lips" are as annoying as the resident village idiot. They'll be here in no time. I often think either these people are birds of a feather or the same user.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by Berkley on June 16, 2008 - 12:34pm.
Way off topic but what kind of dog is that in your avie? My dog looks just like that I bought her without papers the guy said she was a chihuahua but my vet said he thinks she's a Papillon.
I ((heart)) Berkley.
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Tattoo free since 1952!
Submitted by thlayly5 on June 16, 2008 - 12:48pm.
HALA- alright, cool. BTW, I thought I should throw it out there that, although I disagree with you sometimes, I don't dislike you at all. I just hate it when some of your "supporters" (can't think of a better word) come in here an call everyone names because they agree with you. Like Uwish and Nectar- Ugh, Nectar. I hate the phrase flapping twat lips! Anybody else?
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Thats means alot. Thank you. I don't dislike you either. You're very reasonable and I like that.
Well I appreciate any support I get. I wish they weren't as combative but I am not about to complain about them. I am not even sure Nectar is that much my supporter anyway.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool. Je me sens vivant. Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
I feel a UWish coming on...
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Tattoo free since 1952!
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 16, 2008 - 11:44am.
I will condemn the shit as a lie until I get a fucking confirmation.
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Last one..I have better shit to do today than fight a battle of the wits with the unarmed.
What is both sad and amusing at the same time is that you seem to have no idea that this kind of attitude makes you look like a raving, psychotic lunatic!
When you INSIST with great venom that EVERYTHING is a LIE not matter what it is, you lose ALL credibility when MOST of it is proven to be correct.
You can voice your opinion without absolute certainty (well you can't, but normal people can) and still have credibility.
There are words in the English language you can use to get your point across that it is YOUR OPINION (because that is all it is) vs FACT (because that is most often not what it is) and people would likely find you easier to take.
It's when you ram YOUR OPINION down throats as FACT (when it's nothing more than your opinion and often wrong at that) that gets people's back up.
I have now just wasted 5 minutes of my life that I will never get back trying to explain something to you that you will still only read as "lalalala I can't hear you lalalal I am always right lalala," but at least I tried.
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Angie is the "crazy cat lady" of the orphan world. One day she`ll be found dead in her one bedroom apartment with 76 orphans crawling over her body and meowing for some Friskies. ~~ Team Valtrex
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 16, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Please don't leave, you mean something to someone.
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Stop pretending to be nice. YOU ARE THE ONE MAKING PEOPLE LEAVE.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
-"Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 4:55pm."
Haha! Imagine if she had a huge notepad file filled with shitloads of insults, statements and all just ready for us whenever we put a toe out of line regarding her dear and well-known Angelina Jolie. That is, if she even knows how to use notepad.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on June 16, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Kizzy
I guess she figures she might get it since they let Squeaky Fromme out. Yeah, they try to get released every time they come up for parole, but Squeaky's the only one who ever got it. They don't deserve to get out of jail, they deserve to die in there. They joined his "cult" and chose to give their lives up for him. Too bad, so sad, sorry you changed your mind 20 years later.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 16, 2008 - 12:48pm.
I said the people who believe tabloid reports are fucking saps.
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WHO SAID ANY OF US BELIEVED THIS CRAP? Who said any of us care, more importantly. God you're such an idiot. Go away please. No one wants you here.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Bradi - yep, smell the rubber? That is the elliptical going full steam. Barf bag included.
@Berkley, if you discount the one loonie you will find the rest of us are pretty effing snarky and witty and wise **sung to I feel Pretty**... (((winking furiously)))
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Submitted by rotten_egg on June 16, 2008 - 12:50pm.
She had it typed out and ready to go, just just couldn't physically restrain her finger from pressing the 'post comment' button any longer.
I guess we should be grateful it took the whole 2 seconds.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I guess the resident Village Idiot will be the first in line to buy this crap. She really should sign a deal with Designer Imposters. It would be sooo fitting for this wanna be Saint. . .
Submitted by Stoney on June 16, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Yes. You shouldn't believe anything until its confirmed.
Please don't leave, you mean something to someone.
Don't make me Marina off Paradise Hotel 2.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool. Je me sens vivant. Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Kizzy I had read that too-I guess McQueen did an interview not long before his death, and he confirmed he was supposed to be at the house to check on Sharon that night, as she was getting pretty close to the due date, and Polanski was trying to put a movie to bed so he could be at home for the birth.
I'll try to find it somewhere. The story also may have gotten somewhat convoluted by the fact the Manson dorks confessed they wanted to kill a ton of other celebs, like Frank Sanatra and Liz Taylor.
You know Susan Atkins is asking for compassionate release because she's dying? Yeah, she stabbed a pregnant woman to death while she was pleading for the life of her son. If they let her out, I'll seriously go apeshit.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by LoLo on June 16, 2008 - 12:49pm.
_Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 12:47pm
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Yeah! That's the one, thank you, that last part just kinda faded off in a purple haze...
purple haze is some god tasty shit!
Purple HAze
The Beer
The Bud
The joy
amen!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
pardon my double post
Submitted by Stoney on June 16, 2008 - 12:48pm.
FOR THE LOVE OF GWAD YOU HOT SLUT OF A WOMAN PLEASE DO IT!
Take your sexy avvie and get to it!
You would be like Hayden Panty Troll saving the world like a hero slut and shit in a cheerleading outfit.
WOW TIMES!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
M.E. on June 16, 2008 - 12:46pm
Crap, i forgotted.
She's burning rubber on the elliptical.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 16, 2008 - 11:48am.
So, when those tabloid reports turn out to be TRUE, does that still make us saps?
Fuck this shit. I'm leaving.
Thanks for ruining this goddamed site.
*slams door*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Submitted by LoLo on June 16, 2008 - 12:49pm.
_Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 12:47pm
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Yeah! That's the one, thank you, that last part just kinda faded off in a purple haze...
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 16, 2008 - 8:36am.
Found this on INO & thought I'd share.
BBT on AJ:
"She is just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She'll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I'll be there when she's ready to come to her senses though."
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2008/06/16/billy-bob-thornton-lashes-out-at...
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OH SNAP!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 11:37am.
@Berkley, I thought you were an amimal lover but now you are just beating a dead horse...LOL
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Sorry Deb. I was ignoring, but nothing has changed and I can only take so much stupidity before I snap.
It's not even that she's stupid..it's that she is more often than not WRONG and she still shoves her bullshit down our throats 24/7.
Given time I could come up with many more examples of stuff she claims is BS about AJ that has turned out to be right on the money.
I know even a blind squirrel can find a nut, but she would be starving with her batting average.
I will go back to ignoring (and likely not reading) because it's easier than having to bite my tongue 24/7 :(
Seriously though if I was AJ (or any celeb that had this kind of rabid following), in this day and age, I would be keeping tabs on these crazies.
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Angie is the "crazy cat lady" of the orphan world. One day she`ll be found dead in her one bedroom apartment with 76 orphans crawling over her body and meowing for some Friskies. ~~ Team Valtrex
-"Some others did and you can't tell me they didn't because I read it myself and I know the difference."
Hey, now! So you can READ, THINK AND COMPREHEND, that's some multitasking I call bullshit.
-"Have some respect!! It took her all weekend long to come up with that!!"
Hahaha! Kissy, I think I gave her a bit more credit because I SPECULATED she waited 2 seconds to yell and spit at us.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Confirmation?
Like when the ad campaign starts running?
MK will know before Skeletina, it's BUSINESS, the business side of branding and marketing.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
_Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
idiots- yeah- I like Sarah Jessica Parker, too. I think it's because she's an atypical beauty- I get why some people see her as looking like a pony. lol.
HALA- alright, cool. BTW, I thought I should throw it out there that, although I disagree with you sometimes, I don't dislike you at all. I just hate it when some of your "supporters" (can't think of a better word) come in here an call everyone names because they agree with you. Like Uwish and Nectar- Ugh, Nectar. I hate the phrase flapping twat lips! Anybody else?
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by Stoney on June 16, 2008 - 12:40pm.
I never said anything like that. I said the people who believe tabloid reports are fucking saps.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool. Je me sens vivant. Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Kizzy,
We do not speculate on the Holie Mother.
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Oh, I know, I know, I'm SUCH a blasphemer...
Bad Kizzy! Baaaad!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Point is, HALA, and I KNOW we've said this shit like fifty billion gazzilion times, this is gossip site, we are free to write whatever we want, and if you don't like it, you can go over to the Just Jared or People website or whatever the fuck you think is correct in your delusional mind, and LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE!!!!!! You are NEVER going to change us!! Goddamn it I am in no mood for your shit today!! I am five seconds from emailing MK. Shut your hole.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
DAE, only celeb line or whatnot I buy--because I'd buy it based on the pieces are cute, are totally affordable.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
Submitted by thatsok
Don't forget to photoshop a dick hovering over those lips...
whatisnottoloveaboutaspammer.cum
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Submitted by Stoney on June 16, 2008 - 12:40pm.
HA:
And WHY do you think you should be able to control our commenting??!?!?
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Because she's the only one out of all of us that knows everything about anyone and no one is allowed to say different.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 16, 2008 - 12:41pm.
idiots drive me loco on June 16, 2008 - 12:38pm
Actually, the house was chosen because Manson had been there before. The previous owner, was involved in the music industry, and introduced Manson to Brian whatshisname from the Beach Boys. Manson wanted to break into music, and wanted to work with them, when nothing came from it, Manson decided to get revenge.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 16, 2008 - 8:33am.
So, where has Skeletina been?
Anyone smell dirty diapers in the air???
I do.
Hey, I can just spritz some of Skeletina's new Toilet water, like a fresh sewer breeze on a hot summer day, sitting in traffic.
Off topic:
I watched the Steve McQueen bio this weekend on the bio channel and i did not know he was supposed to be at Sharon Tate's house the night of the murders, he went to see a little side dish he was cheating on his wife with instead.....that creeped me out.
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I've told you Bradi - she is working on slimming down, nursing fraternal twins and trying to spend "quality" time with the other 4 kids.
About McQueen - that is creepy. I saw some really graphic pics of Sharon Tate's body. That poor woman.
Kizzy,
We do not speculate on the Holie Mother.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
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