Monday, June 16th 2008
Eau de Homewrecker
St. Angelina is reportedly in talks with Coty to put out her own line of skank juice in a bottle. A source said, "Angelina wants a very strong input. She wouldn’t want a fragrance that she didn’t feel encapsulates her."
Hmmm... let's see. Angie's stank liquid will probably smell like baby diarrhea, gun powder, Brad Pitt's pussy juices, Jenny Aniston's tears and James Haven's saliva.
Seriously, the makers of this crap should keep it simple and save their money. They can easily bottle up Angie's dirty bath water in used yogurt containers and charge thousands of dollars a pop. Brangaloonies would mortgage their homes and sell their own children just for a fucking ounce of that shit.
ShareThis
Hello, Bradi. I'm sure she was impatient to call us stupid idiots for believing in "false stories" since she thinks she's a super duper mega fan, so she knows EVERYTHING about Angelian Jolie... so she waited about 2 seconds.
Berkley: Damn! you have a good memory.
**************
-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
and SJP actually wears her line out and about--tons of pap photos of her wearing Bitten pieces. I know she's known around here as My little Parker Pony, but she has a great eye for fashion. She always looks amazing on the red carpet.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on June 16, 2008 - 5:34pm.
DAE, Bitten, Sarah Jessica Parker's clothing line, has some really cute pieces, and nothing costs more than 20 dollars.
*
Bitten?? I just goggled it & I have to agree. The clothes are nice.
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Since when is speculation on a perfume line a cause to believe or disbelieve?
Can we not just have fun with the sheer speculation? Why, yes, I think we can!!
************************************
"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
idiots drive me loco on June 16, 2008 - 12:38pm
See, I never knew that.
It was just creepy. His son looks so much like him and I have been told he's super sweet.
His first wife, GORGEOUS!
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 16, 2008 - 12:37pm.
rotten_egg on June 16, 2008 - 12:32pm
Have some respect!! It took her all weekend long to come up with that!!
************************************
"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on June 16, 2008 - 12:34pm.
My daughter and her friends love the bitten line. Great price and decent clothes.
HA:
And WHY do you think you should be able to control our commenting??!?!?
__________________________________________
It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Submitted by thlayly5 on June 16, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Oh no, I never called you a sap.
I mean there were people commenting like this was a confirmed story. So yeah, they're saps. But I never called you one. You seem quite reasonable and you never said anything or commented like it was fact. Some others did and you can't tell me they didn't because I read it myself and I know the difference.
♡☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♥♡♥☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♡
Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool. Je me sens vivant. Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Bradful, Steve McQueen was supposed to be THE target. One of the clan knew someone that knew Polanski/Tate, and found out that Polanski asked McQueen to check in on Sharon while he was overseas. Supposedly, that is why the Manson clan chose to go there--they wanted to be sure to kill someone famous to really get attention, and thought that McQueen and Polanski, the "IT" actor and director, were perfect targets. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
Mk is the only gossip site not affraid to tell the truth. For some reason the whole crue of hollywood affraid of those two. Those two they have been found lieing to the media recently , but every body is queit about it. But if Tom is the one who cought, the press will be alll over it. I know a lot of you do not like Tom, but that is the truth.
@Berkley, I thought you were an amimal lover but now you are just beating a dead horse...LOL
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tattoo free since 1952!
coty? isn't this the same company that markets jean nate?
____________________________________________
sexy motherfucker...
She is starting to get gross and needy. I am not sure I want her representing my Country with the UN, we look bad enough with Bush.
rotten_egg on June 16, 2008 - 12:32pm
How long do you think HALA has been sitting and waiting to use that sentence???
That's all i took from it anyway.
Hi rotten!!!
GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO THE WIDE WORLD OF LOONS, this afternoon, another round of thread wrangling.
Giddy up and ready your lassos. The spurs will be jingling and the brains a jangling!!!!
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
LCT,
Oh, careful, the chick that runs www.ifyoubitchesbelieveanyofthisshitabout
Angieyourethedumbesttwattycuntsthateverylivedand
ihopeyourparentsfeedyoupoison,butimnotheretocussor
namecallbecauseineverhavebecauseimaniceperson
likeangie.com is insane.
Bitch is crazy!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Found this on INO & thought I'd share.
BBT on AJ:
"She is just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She'll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I'll be there when she's ready to come to her senses though."
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2008/06/16/billy-bob-thornton-lashes-out-at...
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
i predict she would name the fragrance
"MEGA CUNTY".
also, i hear that Fiona Apple is pissed
that St. Jezebel stole her pose for the
cover of Entertainment Weekly.
very funny Lachappelle foto especially
since St. Jezebel looks like she's waiting
for someone to empty their pastry bag
on her triple X face.
i feel the foto captures her true nastiness.
********************************************
"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
I see nothing has changed and the reason I basically stopped coming to Dlisted still lives.
I will fade back into obscurity, but I can't let this one go.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 16, 2008 - 11:18am.
As a fan the irritating barge of false stories and idiotic tabloid reports dilute the person she is and the public gets caught up in the drivel of it. I don't believe for second a perfume is any where on list of agendas she has.
In the time I was reading/posting before I can count on more than 2 hands the number of times YOU WERE WRONG about shit.
You INSISTED with all your venom that she was not pregnant, then that it was not twins. Just as one more recent example.
The tabloids have a far better batting average than your psychotic ass does.
YOU DO NOT KNOW ANGELINA JOLIE. Get over yourself and STFU for once.
Seriously, if I knew how to get hold of AJ's security, I would be warning them about your crazy ass because you are like 10 seconds from being Mark David Chapman!
_______________________________________
Angie is the "crazy cat lady" of the orphan world. One day she`ll be found dead in her one bedroom apartment with 76 orphans crawling over her body and meowing for some Friskies. ~~ Team Valtrex
I have to register for this, i did not like the hassel of registering. this funnies post i ever read.
DAE, Bitten, Sarah Jessica Parker's clothing line, has some really cute pieces, and nothing costs more than 20 dollars.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
I love you, MK. At least someone's not afraid to speak out against these fools. I'm tired of reading how great they (mostly Angie) are. I mean let's be real, when she and Brad were filming Mr and Mrs. Smith there were tons of stories about them having an affair and pictures of them together off the set. And as someone else stated she's done this before with Bill Bob Thornton. You can't change a tigers stripes, face it AngieJo likes to steal men.
LoLo.. We use 100% tightly wound mole hair.. You'll never want to leave!
-----------------------------------------------
I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
So, where has Skeletina been?
Anyone smell dirty diapers in the air???
I do.
Hey, I can just spritz some of Skeletina's new Toilet water, like a fresh sewer breeze on a hot summer day, sitting in traffic.
Off topic:
I watched the Steve McQueen bio this weekend on the bio channel and i did not know he was supposed to be at Sharon Tate's house the night of the murders, he went to see a little side dish he was cheating on his wife with instead.....that creeped me out.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by LoLo on June 16, 2008 - 12:28pm.
Its kizzy wizzy!
______________________________________________
Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
"As a fan the irritating barge of false stories and idiotic tabloid reports dilute the person she is and the public gets caught up in the drivel of it."
Then you are as dumb as you seem, because you are actually posting on a celebrity gossip blog. MK must be amongst those vile evil people who post "false" stories about celebrities... funny thing is, you do suck MK's ass.
**************
-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by LoLo on June 16, 2008 - 12:28pm.
Just like Mother Nature, you shower us with your gifts of lyrical genius...♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
************************************
"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 12:27pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
Did you read that in People??
-------------
No. I got that little nugget from www.ifyoubitchesbelieveanyofthisshitabout
Angieyourethedumbesttwattycuntsthateverylivedand
ihopeyourparentsfeedyoupoison,butimnotheretocussor
namecallbecauseineverhavebecauseimaniceperson
likeangie.com
----------------------
To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
HALA, I don't know why you just called me and everyone here fucking saps, because a lot of us here don't believe things until proven true, either. That is what I said in my post- that we won't know the truth until the perfume comes out or not, or she confirms it. I take mild offense at being called a "fucking sap" because I leave room in my mind for the possibility that such a perfume might exist- but I would never say it definitely does exist or no because I don't know. So don't swear at me because I asked you a question- I was just wondering something, and you answered it. No need for harshness- even if you are mad.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by oklahoma on June 16, 2008 - 12:29pm.
LoLo.. LMAO!! Oh man, You just got a free pass to my Vigin Textile Plant.. Oh you'll have lots of fun there!!
Virgin fabrics?
Im in! ha ha ha!
I hate slutty cotton jersey blends!
______________________________________________
Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
LoLo.. LMAO!! Oh man, You just got a free pass to my Vigin Textile Plant.. Oh you'll have lots of fun there!!
-----------------------------------------------
I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 16, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by Kizzy
I had wondered how she SUCKED him into that, I knew she'd have to do something spectacular to BLOW his mind.
************************************
"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Damn, thought that was a big mouth bass. Now I feel like going fishing.
Angies Shit In a Bottle
By Jim Croce
If I could save shit in a bottle
The first thing that Id like to do
Is to save every day
Till eternity passes away
Just to spend time sniffing your poo
If I could make shit piles last forever
If dingle berries could make wishes come true
Id save every day like a treasure and then,
Again, I smear that bottled shit all over you
______________________________________________
Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Vanity Fair was a bunch of lying liars until they put it on their website, and People agreed with it on THEIR website. It's only People that can vet a story.
-----------------------------------
People told me that Angie not only shacked up with BBT while he was in a serious relationship with Laura Dern, but also snatched Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston before they'd even separated.
Guess I have to believe it!
----------------------
To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
perfume may not be anywhere on her list of agendas but I'm sure pimping out her newborn babies pics will be!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 16, 2008 - 5:17pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 16, 2008 - 9:09am.
I actually usually avoid that shit like the plague because more often than not it is cheap and tacky. Although, I accidentally bought some GLO (JLo) pants for $6 at Ross and they fit my big ass quite nicely (wearing them now!), but are still cheaply made.
*
JLo has her name on pants? I thought it was just perfume she had her name on. lmao @ the fact it cost $6, can someone tell her that please & take a pic of her face??
I try to avoid buying celeb shit (unless it's Xtina & then I have to buy it, twice)
Not suprised that's it's made cheeply, I mean aslong as they get paid big bucks what do they care about the quality? They ain't gonna wear it.
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Submitted by Kizzy
That is her "please take your wedding band off first" look she gave Brad during Mr. and Mrs. Smith filming.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tattoo free since 1952!
LOVE CARROTTOP,
Did you read that in People??
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Viva La Lohan on June 16, 2008 - 12:22pm
You know VLL, it just felt right while I was typing, when it's that easy, it just flows and you know you have a hit.
hahahahahahaha.....
Kizzy:
Oy, the roid rage is seriousness. The itching, the burning.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 16, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Vanity Fair was a bunch of lying liars until they put it on their website, and People agreed with it on THEIR website. It's only People that can vet a story.
************************************
"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
*************NEWS BULLETIN**************
No one, under any circumstances, shall ever publish, report, or comment on any story that is of a false nature about an celebrity.
Only stories completely honest and true in nature will be permitted to be published, particularly on sites deemed as 'gossip' (please ignore the irony of that sentence).
----------------------
To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Yuk!!
I think it will do well in the Porno Industry but not in regular stores.
It doesn't matter Angelina will make millions off of that wild-monkey juice. I hope people who buy that sh** turn into dust and disappear.
No Words,
She's a master baiter.
Bwhaahaha, i couldn't stop myself!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on June 16, 2008 - 12:19pm.
Especially at that angle, she's beggin' for it....
************************************
"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
*************NEWS BULLETIN**************
No one, under any circumstances, shall ever publish, report, or comment on any story that is of a false nature about an celebrity.
Only stories completely honest and true in nature will be permitted to be published, particularly on sites deemed as 'gossip' (please ignore the irony of that sentence).
----------------------
To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Newportjoey on June 16, 2008 - 11:07am.
Greenie, the bathroom is where we park Vanity Fair also. The article is "so, so" (whisper, don't tell the resident loonie heartangelina).
-----------------------------------------------------
Ha Ha Ha! My bathrooms look like a library! A bunch of books , magazines. Hey, It's not particularly interesting room. Needs some interesting "stuff".
No poop jokes, bitches. Ha Ha Ha!
***************************************************
WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
Celebrity GOSSIP BLOG...an entirely new concept.
Heart MK
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tattoo free since 1952!
Submitted by No Words on June 16, 2008 - 12:20pm
WORD.
************************************
"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 16, 2008 - 9:15am.
You post... I laughed, I cried, I thoroughly enjoyed myself reading it. I must say that was the feel good post of the day!
♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•
I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)