Angie Jolie Still Wants This
At the launch of his new album (yeah, he has those), Billy Bob Thornton tried to make a funny about his ex-wife Angelina Jolie.
BB said, "She is just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She'll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I'll be there when she's ready to come to her senses though."
Why would she ever go back to that wax corpse? Besides, Brad Pitt is going to look like that in a couple of years after Angie's vagina finishes sucking all the hot out of him.
And Brad is anything but the quarterback of the football team. He's the deep-thinking drama fag who cuts class to smoke cloves behind the locker room. Angie is obviously the faux goth chick who wears a different "The Cure" shirt to school every day. And Billy Bob is the skeezy wood shop teacher who always tells the girls how "pretty they look" and keeps a tube of KY inside his desk at all times.
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I still refuse to believe Angie let Billy Bob parade on her panty pudding!
I had a shot!
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Our shop teacher kept a jar of vaseline in his desk drawer...for "injuries".
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Stewie Griffin!!!
Stock Broker,
It's official, you're gonna be my first x-husband!!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Stoney ~ add to the list:
Doris Day
The Entire Rat Pack (from the '50s)
Stewie Griffin (he was great with Gene Kelly in Family Guy)
Carmen Miranda
bb has been married 5 times.
bb dumped his then fiance, laura dern to get with angelina jolie.
laura dern hooked up with ben harper while he was married.
and around we go.
VVL,
*claps*
Well said! In old Hollywood, those guys were usually triple threats!
Dean Martin, Sammie, Will Rogers, Sinatra, Astair, Gene Kelly...
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Add Julie Andrews to the list....
And Leslie Caron
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
(on actors/singers)
There was a time when you couldn't be an actor without having at least a little bit of pipes, and if you could dance, even better. A lot of stars in Hollywood's Golden Age could do both, if not all three. Nowadays it's an accomplishment if an actor can even act, let alone sing a snappy tune and do a two-step.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
LCT,
I know, i'm feeling fiesty!
Stoney,
Gerard Butler!
Dean Martin
Frank Sinatra
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Submitted by Stoney on June 16, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Clint Eastwood sang in Paint Your Wagon, he did a nice job. Sissy Spacek in Coal Miner's Daughter.
Jennifer Hudson is such a strong singer, and so full of emotion, that her voice made her a good actress in that dreamgirls movie.
as much as I loathe Jamie Foxx, he can both sing and act. But he's still a total douche.
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Ok, you bitches know I'm from Memphis, right? Elvis is alive you know!!
LOL
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Stoney on June 16, 2008 - 2:02pm
ELVIS!!!!
ahahaha...
Hey I loved his movies.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 2:04pm.
I absolutely, 100% believe that Angelina, with her perfume fortune made, will run back to Bill Bob right after she loses the baby weight.
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Hahahaha oh lady, you're a funny one. And also, asking for troubles.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
...so pretty much everyone on Broadway, right?
Except Mary Louise Parker of course, lol.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Stoney ~
Rita Moreno
Ginger Rogers
Liza Minneli (hilarious in Arthur)
Lena Horne
I absolutely, 100% believe that Angelina, with her perfume fortune made, will run back to Bill Bob right after she loses the baby weight.
Stoney,
Kevin Bacon!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
I was actually watching a Cher movie over the weekend (Suspect) and thinking, you know...there's a bitch who can sing AND act. Let's list some others:
1. Judy Garland
2. Barbra Streisand
3. Johnny Depp
Go!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
I thought Armpit is a person who sit and look pretty for his girlfreind, I do not think him as a thinker.
That was a hilarious comment!
I can actually see this happening as Angelina is so bat shit crazy.
Brad will get stuck with the kids.
Well here ya go -
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v7yfSIrlM3c
Simon's "Karaoke Hell" phrase springs to mind, although his backup band is very good. But he's rich, and he can hire a hot band. He just doesn't seem to have much to offer as an artist, and it comes off as slightly self-indulgent to me.
To me, actors singing is like singers acting: it just never rings quite true, except for a very few people.
I think he is an awesome actor, though.
Stoney,
"Gimme some french fried taters, mmm-hmmmm"
oh no!!! That's going to be stuck in my head all day!!!!
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In truth, I've never heard any of his music. I will however flock to see that bitch in person, as I've loved him ever since Bad News Bears. His Slingblade shit was pretty awesome, too.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Um Billy manBoobs, your montrous balls called, they said they're not coming back.
angel_i -
your avie is hilarious.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Although the more I think about his remark, it is pretty damn funny.
@Stoney:
Did you ever hear his 9 minute song? I heard about 45 seconds and wanted to slit my wrists.
In a perfect world, actors would never be allowed to put out records. But then where would we be without Bruno or Dogstar?
And Brad is anything but the quarterback of the football team. He's the deep-thinking drama fag who cuts class to smoke cloves behind the locker room. Angie is obviously the faux goth chick who wears a different "The Cure" shirt to school every day. And Billy Bob is the skeezy wood shop teacher who always tells the girls how "pretty they look" and keeps a tube of KY inside his desk at all times.
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You exactly right, MK. Lemme fill it out for you tho(I *know* you would if you had the time!)
...Brad is so hot because he's the drama fag that's actually straight! We love that guy!
Angie is only faux-goth for one year - she starts out Sporty, tries Grunge Lesbo, and the Faux-Goth goes completely Witchy once she throws out anything that's not made of silk (taffeta), velvet (velour) or leather (plether).
And that wood shop teach is crazy for real - it's really only one girl he obsesses over: His painfully unrequited love for the prom queen at *his own* HS causes his mind's eye to cast some new girl in that role every year - it's always the one with the biggest tits and/or lips.
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Ugh!! You again...
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I don't think Brad is capable of deep thought. He doesn't come across as a thinker...
I think that was hilarous what he said. He obviously was joking around...
Cloves....yummy, I'd forgot about those MK
Submitted by moonmaid on June 16, 2008 - 12:26pm.
About the phony rock band:
I hear, not so phony...
He's actually coming to Memphis to perform at a very respectable, small alternative music venue here where no bullshit artists would ever be allowed to step FOOT inside. I'm thinking about going! I'll keep you bitches posted, and I'll be sure to ask him about whether or not he was kidding when he said this hilarious shit.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
"He's the deep-thinking drama fag who cuts class to smoke cloves behind the locker room."
Goddamn MK, you're like the laser-eye surgeon of gossip bloggers. It's just such a pleasure to read shit like that.
OMG did anyone really ask for Billy Bob Duggar's opinion on anything?
Jellus much?
He sounds like he losing some of his marbles.
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"And Billy Bob is the skeezy wood shop teacher who always tells the girls how "pretty they look" and keeps a tube of KY inside his desk at all times."
LOL - hit the nail on the head there, MK!
You know, they do have matching forehead moles...
But he always creeped me out. Yuck, from his not eating orange food and antiques phobia to his "we just fucked in the limo" comment, to his phony rock band, I think the guy is Major Creepo.
She's better off with the quarterback, imho. Looks a helluva lot happier these days, at any rate. I'm sure it was a joke on his part, but it comes off as slightly bitter and desperate.
*prays MK banned it*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
LOL at the brad being the deep thinking drama fag - I've always thought of him as this.
C U Next Tuesday on June 16, 2008 - 1:07pm
I don't ever get offended, i do appreciate the consideration though.
On T: Ok, so when is the loon shift change to this thread? One would find this type of UNCONFIRMED quote more offensive than perfume.
The Loons don't assimilate quickly I guess.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Hahahahaha!! Damn, MK. Funniest post so far.
Now I'll read how this is all LIES because Billy BOB is just a bitter fucker cause dear Angie dumped his old wrinkly ass. Blah, blah, blah!. All lies until People magazine confirm it!. Yeah!.
Anyway, I have to agree with Mr. Wrinkles here because after all, he was her husband. HE's supposed to know her. Oh! no, not as much as the super duper mega fan, right?!.
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I can not blame him, they are acting the queen and king of hollywood(highshchool). He probably jocking. He looks creepy.
Off topic, there was a video of Miley Cyrus on aol, if you watched it, run a virsus scan, my bf just wound up with a lot of crap on his computer.
C U - yes, I prefer the previous Angie too. At least she was real and owning her crazy. Now she's trying TOO hard to be St. Angelina.
Stoney - AH! Yes, Hourly dlisted injections are warranted, and much needed.
I had to start using the veins in my tits, the ones between my toes were too abused.
Stoney, I have to agree. Me and Angie have the same taste in men, Brad Pitt aside, he's a pansy. (no offense Bradiful)Timothy Hutton gets me wet.
Submitted by M.E. on June 16, 2008 - 1:00pm.
And yes, the AJ that was with Billy Bob, is the true AJ. Bat shit crazy.
And I fucking miss her. I'm not liking what she is now. But if shes happier, I can't say shit. She was apparently fucked up inside back in the day. Depression doesn't just happen to poor people. Meh.
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M.E.:
I hear ya.
But I am a big wailing ball of PMS nightmare today, so it's a little hard.
I just meant I was leaving the last thread, anyway.
I still have to shoot up dlisted between my toes every hour until I go to rehab, you know.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
MK was spot-on about everything expect Brad.
Brad is like the Football Quarter-back with the really pushy jock-dad (who used to be a high school quarter-back himself), who tries really hard to appease his jock friends while secretly cutting himself and reading "The Bell Jar".
Well, if he was trying to be funny, he has failed miserably.
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Stoney - you can't leave.
Need to try and refrain from answering, reading, etc the village idiots posts.
Sometimes it's hard, I know, she makes my blood boil, but I am trying to ignore.
Please Lord be with me.