Angie Jolie Still Wants This
At the launch of his new album (yeah, he has those), Billy Bob Thornton tried to make a funny about his ex-wife Angelina Jolie.
BB said, "She is just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She'll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I'll be there when she's ready to come to her senses though."
Why would she ever go back to that wax corpse? Besides, Brad Pitt is going to look like that in a couple of years after Angie's vagina finishes sucking all the hot out of him.
And Brad is anything but the quarterback of the football team. He's the deep-thinking drama fag who cuts class to smoke cloves behind the locker room. Angie is obviously the faux goth chick who wears a different "The Cure" shirt to school every day. And Billy Bob is the skeezy wood shop teacher who always tells the girls how "pretty they look" and keeps a tube of KY inside his desk at all times.
Source: AskMen
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The dead skunk on his head is the most lifelike part of this photo......
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
Is he still pining away for her vagina?????
WTF?
And yes, the AJ that was with Billy Bob, is the true AJ. Bat shit crazy.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 16, 2008 - 10:56am.
Viva La Lohan on June 16, 2008 - 12:51pm
If it was someone else talking smack, I would think that too however, Skeletina was with this type of person, to me and IMO, it speaks about her true blue character.
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I see your point. Kinda like how Madonna F*cked Dennis Rodman. I dont know that she ever came back from the stigma of that!
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"Gimme some french fried taters, mmm-hmmmm"
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
I must be some kind of masochist for being in here.
Billy Bob, fuck me now.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Oh God not this shit again. Them as a couple, just, ugh. Like watching your parents under-the-clothes make out on a park bench. Gross.
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Viva La Lohan on June 16, 2008 - 12:51pm
If it was someone else talking smack, I would think that too however, Skeletina was with this type of person, to me and IMO, it speaks about her true blue character.
I wanna hear Jenny Isuzu drop dime.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Doesn't sound like a joke to me.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Billy Bob looks very corpse-like in this photo.
I reckon Karl likes botox as much as biscuits with mustard and french fried taters, uhumm.
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If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?
The weirdest thing is he and Angie are starting to look really similar! I'm convinced they go to the same plastic surgeon, because that wasn't the case back when they were together.
I thought he said in a previous interview that screwing her was like screwing the sofa?
I'm pretty sure he was joking but I guess nobody says anything they don't really mean. I read about this at celebrityprayerlist.com too.
I think it is so unclassy to talk shit like that about your exes. It just makes you look bitter and petty(Kid Rock I am talking to you!).
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I am sorry that whole last paragraph had me laughing my ass off. That was fucking funny.
I think BBT was trying to be funny. I seriously doubt he would mean that if he said it.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool. Je me sens vivant. Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Apparently, Billy Bob is very confident in his dickmatization skills. He has been married to some beautiful women. Beautiful and fucked in the head. That must be his secret...make sure they're fucked in the head.
I don't know what he's complaining about. He left her and didn't he leave her because he didn't want her to adopt a baby? And he goes back to one of his ex's and she has a baby?
Whatever.
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WOW! KD langs skin looks great!
RIGHT FUCKING ON with Angalien being the faux goth chick! ha ha ha ah!
Poser bitch!
Shes like the loser chicks that would hang around me and the guys that could skate, getting in the way of jumps and shit, always drinking zima and drawing fucking black butterflies and talking about stupid fairy shit.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Oh Holy Fuck, making up for lost time MK?
Uh oh, the loons will have to multi task today.
Good for BBT, I like when smarmy exes dish it out.
Skeletina will have to wait for writers to pen a response.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Bitter much? Didn't he dump her when she adopted Maddox?
Ewwww....I feel all icky just looking at his face. He must be crazy to think Angie would want him with the way he looks now.
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Forever chasing the high of the very first time.
billybob's viagra is clouding up his brain cells...
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sexy motherfucker...