Another Day, Another Drama
Amy Wino packed up her portable crack pipe and a few yards of dead horse hair and headed for the clinic this afternoon after fainting at her home. UsWeekly reports that after Wino fell down or whatever, her daddy took her to the hospital.
Her spokesbitch said, "Bitch just ODed for the 1000th time. No bigee."
Naw, her rep really sad, "Amy was at home this afternoon when she briefly fainted. Fortunately, her manager's assistant was there to stop her falling. She quickly recovered and her father Mitch took her to hospital as a precaution. Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests."
Bitch probably fainted because her crackhive weighs about 15 tons! The doctors are going to have to perform an emergency crackhive extraction. After that, they will change out Wino's blood again. She does that quarterly.
Her rep went on to say that she may have to stay in the hospital overnight for observation. She was probably all giddy at the thought of a morphine drip. They seriously need to close the door, lock it and pray for the best.
Poor Amy. Actually she is a talented girl. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire datingsite
---"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
what a crying shame! somebody HELP!
get her sectioned.
get her onto a 12 step program tout suite!
stop all bookings for gigs - don't pay her.
don't write anything about her.
get that deadbeat 'husband' out of her life
tie her to a bed.
and CLEAN HER UP!!! she can't do it herself; she's past the point of no return. but she doesn't have to be REWARDED for her out of control behaviour, as everyone's been doing. we've got to be cruel to be kind. come on, mitch -there's very little time! why has she been left to (extremely publically) go this far? it's a disgusting reflection of our society!
dry her out, feed her, bathe her, divorce her from blaaake, take away the crackhive, 12 step her... is that everything? hm. well within two years the amy w. 2.0 will be ready for your listening enjoyment.
paris herpes,
eeeeeeek!. wisdom tooth extractions can be incredible painfully, especially if any were impacted.(my college boyfriend had SIX, the mutant.)PLEASE pardon me if i am speaking out of turn, but is there a chance that the oral surgeon made a mistake and damaged a nerve?if the pain reaches up your jaw, face and over your head,injured nerves may be the cause.vicodin? that stuff can make a person sick without relieving pain!
on topic: Amy Winehouse is quite talented as a composer/lyricist/arranger...and her voice is good when she's at her best. maybe that's why so many people despise her-if she dies or becomes a vegetable,we'll scream STUPID TWAT with one voice._Frank_ made the hair on the back of my neck stand on end, (F-Me Pumps,Stronger than Me.)and every track on _Back to Black_ is worth listening to several times. check the liner notes of _Frank_ for a glance at a young girl with glowing tawny skin, lustrous black hair,the body of a Varga girl, and a future.she wasn't fat but i bet BLAAAAKE told her so. heavy drugs kill the appetite,she has bulimic hands, and a coke stroke face.damn.
again, paris-i'm wincing for you and i hope i didn't offend you by sounding nosy or critising your oral surgeon.can i send you a valium?
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the cook was a good cook as cooks go, and as cooks go, she went.
SAKI
you're wasting everyone's time, Amy.. including your own.. get it over with
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"Life is a short, warm moment,
and death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
eighty years, with luck, or even less."
Submitted by paris herpes on June 16, 2008 - 10:42pm.
I wish I could get a morphine drip right now, I just got my wisdom teeth pulled out, took 4 vicodins and I'm STILL IN PAIN!!! AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
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OMG! I am jealous you even got vicodin. Got nothing after having 2 inpacted wisdom teeth pulled. Felt so jipped at the time.
Feel better.
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Her fainting could be caused by low blood sugar.
She eats like shit, candy, popsicles and no real food.
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Apparently there's been some mistake. According to their website the London Clinic does not offer psychiatric services.
http://www.lonclin.co.uk/patients/about_the_london_clinic.aspx
WTF is she doing there then?????
I wish I could get a morphine drip right now, I just got my wisdom teeth pulled out, took 4 vicodins and I'm STILL IN PAIN!!! AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Your face!
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Poor Amy. Acturally she is a talented girl. She has a sweet voice. Her blog and photos were found at a milllionaire dating site called---"""""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"---- last week. It seems she is divorcing now.
meh, crackie's been replaced as the hot retro white soul thing already. Some bitch with the same vocals but probably less protooling is all over the jazz stations here.
Submitted by madam s. on June 16, 2008 - 4:18pm.
They're flavored CRISPS. GWAD! So unworldly of you.
Yeah, I knew they had another word for them but couldn't be bothered. The Brits need to brush up on their English.
Sheeps,
They're flavored CRISPS. GWAD! So unworldly of you.
Unsure of the cause? The cause is too many people with their heads in their asses. Get the girl some damn HELP, please!
Damn, what the BLOOMIN' HELL did she DO in Russia, ferchrissakes???? Bottomless cases of vodka?
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
"Amy was at home this afternoon when she briefly fainted...."
I swear I thought that said "farted"
I'd suggest the doctors look at her diet of kebab, popsicles, and flavored chips.
Bleh
Submitted by Clarisse on June 16, 2008 - 2:19pm.
"Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests"
Er, Pat, can those doctors buy a clue?
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They're not sure if its crack, alcohol, dehydration, malnutrition, or has she been on a three day bender, in which case she didnt faint, she simply fell asleep.
Look, shes wearing different shorts!
I dont think she'll OD- I think she'll kill herself while going through withdrawl.
Submitted by ocd can be good on June 16, 2008 - 2:40pm.
At least they didn't try to blame it on her playing the "trust game" like they did with Naomi Campbell.
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That would have been heelarious!!!
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Please don't die Amy. However, if you do fatally OD, could you please do it July 2nd at 2:14 am. I really need that iPod Touch.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Impending OD death. I'm calling August 15.
if they dont lock her up she looks like she wont last that long, so my pick is July 4th for her big exit.
At least they didn't try to blame it on her playing the "trust game" like they did with Naomi Campbell.
I think its is time for her father to have her sectioned {thats uk speak for Britney lock up} so she can get help.
Speaking of which *sigh* Amy used to be so chubby hot. Like from the 50s.
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 16, 2008 - 2:36pm.
Why does everyone want her to die? Whats she done thats soooooooo bad? I want her to live so i can hear more of her music, to dump her crap husband and to live happily ever after. Damn, i've just been all sensible and grown-up...hang on...
FIRRRRRRSSSSTTTTT!!!! *BEEEEEELLLLCCCCHHHHH* thats better. :o)
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Agreed. She has a shit load of talent. I want for her to clean up her act... before it is too late.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 16, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Hi, Angel. Has Kate had work done?
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Hey Sheeps! - No, this is Kate au naturel, without the magic of Hollywood!
PS. sorry that took so long - I clicked a bad click last night and had to first aid my computer.
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Wino's spokesho acts like random bouts of fainting are routine.
This is the perfect time to strap Amy down and haul her ass to rehab!
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 16, 2008 - 6:50pm.
El Bastardo ~ you're kidding right????
BTW, good to see you around the neighborhood.
Hey Stock, when i cant do captions i fart around on the threads.
Nah, not kidding. Want her to kick drugs, shes got talent!! :o)
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Ducksnorting. What else is there to do?
That's the skinniest damned white girl I ever saw. My black side wants to sit her down and feed her fatback and collards, but my white side feels all jelly cause she be skinner than me.
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Madness takes it's toll, so be sure to have exact change.
Does Amy own *anything* that's not stained and ratty-looking?
I hope Amy passes her tests;skin clear er, no snarl,clothes on, the hive is divine! :>
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Impending OD death. I'm calling August 15.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by angel_i on June 16, 2008 - 11:47am.
So that's what a lynching looks like.
Hi, Angel. Has Kate had work done?
Viva.. oh, *kisses back* Oh she was voluptuous (sp?) damn thats a hard word to spell. just a sexy beast..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
El Bastardo ~ you're kidding right????
BTW, good to see you around the neighborhood.
-I was also thinking she needs papa spears. Papa spears could single handedly clean up hollywood. I am writing in Papa spears for gov of california...whose with me
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Well, I'd give you a credit card, but I used my Amex to hit a face I didn't like. I lose more credit cards that way.
-Karen Walker
So that's what a lynching looks like.
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
Sorry, had to do it. Banned? They banned her? Damn I was hoping to talk about medications and autism with her. I'll go find her elsewhere. Where did you say she goes? Just Jared? I'll go there now.
Hello Oklahoma you sexy thang! *deep soul kiss*
Yeah, wasn't her body just TO DIE FOR??? Now look at her scrawny ass. Nothing against skinny girls that look HEALTHY, but her shit looks NASTY.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)
Submitted by oklahoma on June 16, 2008 - 2:38pm.
Stoney?? Bwahahahahah *the crowd goes WILD*
Champagne all around!!!!!!!!
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*clink* Here's to craziness gone to the loonie bin!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
VVL,
Damn! She had the perfect body back then!!! Drugs are bad M'Kay!!!
Stoney/MK,
My shirt is off to you!!!
christine the hoff,
hey, you live by me, so when you're done there....
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Yes! Daddy to save the day. Go Daddy!
Currently undergoing tests?? What do you want to bet that none of those tests are for drugs?? I just want to slap all those people around her and then drag her by her beehive to some remote private rehab in fricken Antarctica...it seems thats what its going to take!!
Stoney?? Bwahahahahah *the crowd goes WILD*
Champagne all around!!!!!!!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Thanks for the pictures of old Amy. Transformation is quite disturbing indeed!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
This candy I'm eating tastes like elephant shit smells.
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I don't think that's good.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Why does everyone want her to die? Whats she done thats soooooooo bad? I want her to live so i can hear more of her music, to dump her crap husband and to live happily ever after. Damn, i've just been all sensible and grown-up...hang on...
FIRRRRRRSSSSTTTTT!!!! *BEEEEEELLLLCCCCHHHHH* thats better. :o)
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Ducksnorting. What else is there to do?
Who do I have to f**k to get this pile of crap off this planet once and for all.
I am so sick of her its nauseating.
CTH - I love thick healthy bodies and I think even though some would call her chunky or fat, that her body was gorgeous. Now look at her. It's just a waste.
Deb - imagine what Amy's timeline will look like 5 years from now, if she's still alive. NOT wishing her death, just pointing out the obvious.
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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)