Monday, June 16th 2008
Brit Brit's Favorite Porno
Just when you think you've seen it all, you come across straight-up fuckery like this. It's some dude with a green bag over his head doing dry fuckey fuckey times with a giant Cheeto made from little Cheetos. Seriously, this freak-of-the-week works that Cheeto over and has it begging for more. Thankfully, he keeps his panties on. I am not ready for dick cheese on cheese action.
You know Brit Brit has hired a team of highly-skilled private investigators to track down this Cheeto-fucking dude. She wants to double team that giant Cheeto with him. Cheeto fuckers!
P.S. - The video is slightly NSFW. More importantly, it might permanently kill your appetite for anything Cheeto.
Thanks Jessica & James
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Submitted by DeeDee on June 16, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Let's tally the inanimate object humping weirdos shall we. We have picnic table fucker, car fucker, and Cheeto fucker. Did I miss anyone?
My ex.
Oh that's right zomay and Mr. President. *adding wall fucker and David (twig fucker) Beckham to my list*
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
Submitted by DeeDee on June 16, 2008 - 8:33pm.
Let's tally the inanimate object humping weirdos shall we. We have picnic table fucker, car fucker, and Cheeto fucker. Did I miss anyone?
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David Beckham, who is fucking Posh.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
DeeDee on June 16, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Let's tally the inanimate object humping weirdos shall we. We have picnic table fucker, car fucker, and Cheeto fucker. Did I miss anyone?
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Don't forget the wall lady.
Let's tally the inanimate object humping weirdos shall we. We have picnic table fucker, car fucker, and Cheeto fucker. Did I miss anyone?
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
HA HA!
Im sorry i am still laughing my ass off at this!!!!
I love you cheetos
I LOVE you cheetos
i love you cheetos i love you so much cheetos!
The voice sounds like Bil Murry in Shit Shack ha ha ha ha ha ha
I feel like he maybe had a bag on his head cause who ever was off screen giving him directions didnt want us to know they were using their "speshul buddy" for masterbait theater!
I dont know!
HA HA i love the close up shots of the Khloe Kardashion Cheeto. The zoom in on that shiney wad of cheetos ha ha ha
well fuck i guess im just a sick somobeeeesh!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
I can't believe I just watched that.
All therapy bills will be forwarded to MK.
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"....AND THERE ARE NO MORE KNISHES!!!!"
From the Mind of Mabel Hodges
WHAT IN THE LIVING FUCK
HE BOUT BAD AS THE BITCH ON JERRY SPRINGER THAT WAS FUCKING MEAT
THIS IS MY WORLD YALL HOS JUST LIVE IN IT
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BUNNY420
I have 3 problems with this video...
1.) I am suspicious of anyone who pairs a green hood with purple socks.
2.) He is not hard, nor does he ever get hard. If we have to watch someone molest a giant cheeto we should at least be visible assured that he's enjoying it.
4.) Finally, if he could afford a giant cheeto why not splurge a bit on the head-gear? A lime green gift bag from the dollar store just doesn't scream cheeto-porn to me.
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.
This video managed to kill my interest in Cheetos AND sex. MK, I think you've found the key to stopping human overpopulation.
Um I could only force myself to watch this video for 3 min. 36 secs. Unbelievable this guy dry humps that cheeto THING for another 5 minutes. I feel absolutely dirty and while I admit, I like the occasional cheeto- I'm done. I will never be able to eat another cheeto for as long as I live.
M.E., I love that pic of Johnny!
Night all!
So, dude erects a 6ft cheeto dildo, yet with all the sexy dry humping he fails to get a boner.
What a joke.
Migraine - yes, good news. I'll write in the a.m.
My work email somehow got itself a virus attached to it, so everyone I email get a virus. OOPS!
So the IT guy is going to clean up my system tonight.
You'd think with 5 firewalls and all the other security and antivirus shit we have hear my email, which are scanned, wouldn't get the herp.
*rolls eyes*
Poor Cheeto.
Cheeto rape is no joke.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
M.E.
I am looking forward to it. Hope the news is good. I am in need of good news.
Love ya girl!!
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
Hey Migraine!
Lots has been happening. Big news. I'll have to send you an E tomorrow.
This is some HOT Cheeto action right there!!!
Your face!
Haha! I saw an empty bag of cheetos near my elevator and I laughed. But then I got scared and I looked behind me.
Britney? Is that you?
Submitted by shoo shoo on June 16, 2008 - 4:01pm.
Goodnight Ro!
On topic- it's a good thing that I hate Cheetos! MK's right, it would spoil them forever!
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All I can think of is how gross that dude must smell. I can't stand the smell of cheetos.
Later Ro 'n everyone else! MUAH!
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08
M.E.
How ya been gurl??
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 11:56pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 16, 2008 - 6:54pm.
The snoring duck was just too cute, and perfect eyewash after watching this one!
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My thoughts excatly!
Some (possibly) good news for anyone living near Unfitney!!
Britney Moving Out of Hollywood!?
TMZ has learned Britney Spears may be finally moving out of her place in the Hollywood Hills -- to become a full-fledged California Valley girl. Like, totally, like, awesome, y'all!
We're told Brit Brit is "looking like crazy" to buy a house in a very exclusive part of Calabasas, located in the San Fernando Valley. We hear Brit's heart is set on a place in an extremely well-protected private community, home to rocker Travis Barker among a slew of other famous people. In fact, there are two sets of guard gates keeping Brit's potential new home from the common people.
Sources say Brit's been hanging out in the community gym lately, however, we're told no official deal on the mansion has been made yet.
And how's this for mom of the year -- the new pad would be closer (and certainly more accessible) to K-Fed and the kids in Tarzana, which is just a quick jaunt down the 101 Freeway ... depending on traffic.
http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/16/britney-moving-out-of-hollywood/
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/gallery/seanpreston/britney_spears...
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Nice purple socks.
Sally! Dis bitch be right here! MUAH!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Goodnight Ro!
On topic- it's a good thing that I hate Cheetos! MK's right, it would spoil them forever!
Love you girls!!!!!
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
Sally!!!!!!!!!
LMAO! The Unnown Comic!!
Good night all - peace out. Miss you, love you.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 16, 2008 - 6:54pm.
The snoring duck was just too cute, and perfect eyewash after watching this one!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Migraine! Ovah heea!
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08
Yo bitchez be here! LOL!! Sally, my cupcake!!
I hope to Cheesus that the person responsible for this lame-ass video gets some damn orange infection in his penis and has to explain that to a urologist.
Damn, I love Cheetos and you fuckin' ruined it for me!!! And I'm not going to get back the 8:45 minutes I lost from watching the crazy crap.
Where do you find this shit???
No, no, on the other hand, I don't want to know.
Hey Mizro!
and LOL at skybitch!
Good call, SkyBitch!! ROFL
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
@ Mel-Tang, Kizzy & whoever else enjoyed the vid 0 you're welcome!! :0)
P.S - Mel-Tang, the doberman was great! Thanx for shareing!
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Ro, Gina, Drama, Shoo....
Where mah bitchez at???
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
Holy shit, I've always wondered what ever happened to The Unknown Comic.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
*Muah* Dramaqueen, ginalatina, Stoney and shoo!!
It's fucking repulsive and I have not pressed "play": the description you all have given is enough..
AHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
I cant tell you how hard im lmfao at that!
Holy crap, he's like doing all of the positions right? Then he starts rubbing Kloe Kardascheeto like she got bored and dry ha ha ha ha ha!
And then hes all climbing up on that thing to 69 and keeps smack'n it up and flippin it and rubbing down but you can tell the cheetoh would be like, "damn bitch hurry up" cause the dude aint got no rhythm!
You know the whole time we were just watching this shit everybody was saying that cheetoh looks lie Khloe Kardashion! I was waiting for that dude to pee on tht cheetoh!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
NO gina I will NOT press play!!! LOL
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 16, 2008 - 6:35pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 3:32pm.
That's the only way they could keep their energy up. She runs on it like it's fuel, they had no choice but to down them as fast as she did.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
At first I thoought it was Machine minus La Pequena.
Submitted by gina latina on June 16, 2008 - 5:32pm.
I think the thing that bothers me the most is that his thrusting seems "wrong" somehow. It reminds me of our 2-year-old dog, who started hugging my son's leg. He has the basic idea down, but he can't quite do it right yet, which makes it even grosser.
Hi Ro!
PS Is it wrong that I'm now craving Cheetos?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by Kizzy on June 16, 2008 - 3:32pm.
I get it. They're taking turns because she just can't get enough.
Do you think that they took Frapp breaks?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 16, 2008 - 6:29pm.
All of the above, this is time lapse photography, LMAO
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 16, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Okay, I tried. It's just waaaaaay too ew for me! (I did like the little dance he did as he was crouching, though.)
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LMAO!!! I had to turn it off at the 2 min mark. I'm all for freedom of expression but 8 mins of grinding on a giant cheeto is just too much.
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08
Hi, everyone!
WHO has this much time on their hands?
*shaking head*
I will not watch it: I am cheeto-ed out.
Submitted by gina latina on June 16, 2008 - 6:29pm.
ITA-- be a total freak all you want, but damn, coordinate! purple clashes HORRIBLY with Cheeto orange!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥