Monday, June 16th 2008

Chicken Cutlets Is A Laker Girl

International supermodel sensation Phoebe Price was gracious enough to bestow a little chicken cutlet glamour to the Lakers vs. Celtics game last night. How does she find the time to stand outside of arenas and pose for pictures? You know she probably didn't go inside. She just went back to her car and then drove to Arby's for dinner. I'm joking! PP was probably guest of honor! She's a good luck charm and thanks to her, the Lakers won. Whatever that means.

Wait, shouldn't PP be at the prestigious offices of her high-powered litigation management team discussing the upcoming trial of the century against Chanel?! PP! Stop entertaining your public and start working on clearing your good name!

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by melinda1 on June 17, 2008 - 12:50pm.

Saw PP at the Get Smart Premiere last night.
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Ha! I thought you said you saw her IN Get Smart. This makes much more sense.

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Lean Like a Chola

Saw PP at the Get Smart Premiere last night

She was beautiful as usual

SHE IS EXTREAMLY UGLY ..
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Rhiannon's picture

This chick kills me! If E hasn't approached her for a reality show yet then it's time to hang it up hon.

Stock Broker's picture

Throw her overboard so JAWS can have something to snack on.

chefcammi's picture

funny- her bag and shoes are the same color as her teeth!

Phoebe Price looks so pretty with the dress.I like her dress so much.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
----"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

angel_i's picture

I don't know in anyone else noticed this but she dropped her handbag. I love the visual of a pap calling out from behind her "Hey Phoebe", her head whips around and she drops the bag as she turns in one fluid motion "Who me?" Funny girl.

♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola

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Submitted by chicagokristi on June 17, 2008 - 8:54am.
Man- does this chick have any friends- she can't find one person to drag with her to a basketball game?
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You make an excellent point. Has anyone seen any photographic evidence that PP has a friend in the world?

I'm very patient, but I don't think I could deal with her *fame* (snicker).
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Man- does this chick have any friends- she can't find one person to drag with her to a basketball game? I doubt she does, because if she did, they'd tell her what a pathetic loser she was being and that she needed to update her sad wardrobe.

Always Sunny's picture

Please please update! It's too early for chicken cutlets...

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Pers's picture

i hope MK didn't pay more than a bunch of expired coupons and some belly button lint for these photos. Anything more would be too much...
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chefcammi's picture

DFH-
I love to search for crazy pics and this just popped up...haha- pun intended? All of my really funny at pics are too hard to read.

chefcammi's picture

alright, i just looked at that pic again and her shoes are FUCKING HORRID!!! the COLOR of them must be "Harry Potter Sick" because thats exactly how it makes her chicken legs look- SICK!

I'm all for being pale and using sunscreen and all, but really- some colors just done look good on white ass skin with orange freckles- smarmey gold is one of them!

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Cammi how did you get a pic of my dog with a giant dildo in his mouth???? LOL I will have to change avies so you can see what I mean.

Other Deb, haha, I always get confused between us. What area of the world are you in?

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chefcammi's picture

i like college basketball more but.....

go wizards!!!

solaia's picture

Damn Deb you actually put her in the realm of "celebretard fans". I think you're feeling awfully generous there.

Clarisse's picture

Deb,
I can't stand the Lakers because of Kobe.

Go Celtics!!

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chefcammi's picture

purple is NOT her color! eeeww!!

Deb's picture

This is one of the prime examples of why I can't stand the Lakers - their celebretard fans. Go Celtics!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Clarisse's picture

Everytime i see a PP story i get skeered.

I keep praying she doesn't take Jolie Fame Whore 101 and adopt/have a kid.

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Pers's picture

Caption for this pic:
"Look at me! Look at me! Please, just look at me! I'm *FAMOUS*! Look! Look! Look! I'm dressed like a muppet from hell! Look!"
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Cookie123's picture

I think that is the joke. She is a nobody and has done nothing, but is a celebrity.

phoenix62's picture

Loves the earrings....next time I'm at the dollar store I'm going to get me a pair....pfft.

You know, I have no friggin' life, and even I can find better shit to do with my time. I'm thinking she's just nuts. This goes beyond fame whore.

www.myspace.com/mle62

sexy's picture

Her Boulevard antics were funny for awhile but now she appears nutso!!!!!! I'd let it slide if she was 15 but... what's bright red, has four padded walls and a door....

Notoriousrem_22's picture

She is really freakin annoying. Just another no one who does nothing. Her face freaks the fuck out of me, its botoxed to hell and there are no freckles. THEN you get to her neck which is wrinkled to hell and freckled as fuck. WTF. Ugh I used to think it was funny and semi entertaining now its just LAME. Get over it Pheobe, go to auditions try to get a job do SOMETHING other then be a bootleg paparazzi whore.

"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)

Regina's picture

I thought her media whorish ass disappeared?

forever.now's picture

I thought I read that she inherited money from her father who used to own a car dealership. If she works in any non showbiz capacity it must be something no one is likely to catch her doing. like a morning paper route. :)

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:-) She is so pretty. She has the most beautiful face :-)

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 17, 2008 - 12:26am.

They're still doing the fact checking, which no one else does.

Nite, ESE!

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me and the Irish lads again, I see.....never mind.....lol

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That silly blouse/dress is easily two to three sizes too big for her as well as those idiotic oversized earrings and that necklace that trails all the way down to her hoo-ha.

-And who wears a dress with a baseball cap? WHO? That wasn't a rhetorical question. I really want to know who else does that shit?

The purple nail polish just makes me laugh and don't get me started on the shoes.

PP MUST be doing this on purpose. I guess any attention (no matter how pitiful) is better than none. Poor chile.

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wait, wait!... PP's got that Irish look!... she can come drinkin'!... what the hell else does she have to do?!

gotta tend to visitors, night all!

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 17, 2008 - 12:24am.

Actually, I tried supplements, the shortness is still there.

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 16, 2008 - 9:03pm.
my husband said that he saw a news flash that AngieJo is going to rehab for smack.

It's not on People.com.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 17, 2008 - 12:21am.

see!... you sell yourself short on your supplement, you still managed to make it on topic... i got nothin'!

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"Life is a short, warm moment,
and death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
eighty years, with luck, or even less."

What does this dumbass do for a living? She finds a way jetset from event to event, yet doesn't seem to do anything to earn money (that we know about). Does anyone have an idea how this albino dumbass does for money?

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 17, 2008 - 12:13am.

My drunkenness supplements my idiocy, but I'm still not stupid enough to consider Phoebe relevant.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 17, 2008 - 12:11am.

no, my drunkenness hides my idiocy... but that's a different story!

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"Life is a short, warm moment,
and death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
eighty years, with luck, or even less."

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 17, 2008 - 12:07am.

Your wisdom shines through the drunkenness.

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 17, 2008 - 12:03am.

haven't heard anything on that... then again.. i try to stay away from AJ stuff

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and death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
eighty years, with luck, or even less."

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This is totally off-topic. I just got home and my husband said that he saw a news flash that AngieJo is going to rehab for smack. Anybody else hear that? Did this get covered here today already?

Oh. And PP looks like she's ready to board a mardi gras float and throw some beads. She should be so lucky.

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Remember the Armour Hot Dog song? That's the tune that goes through my head whenever I see pictures of PP.

CUTLETS, chicken CUTLETS
What kind of douche is chicken CUTLETS?
Big cheeks, little cheeks, cheeks that look like rocks
fat cheeks, skinny cheeks, even cheeks with giant pocks
love CUTLETS, chicken CUTLETS
The cheeks dogs love to bite!

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Cara's picture

I always wonder where this woman gets her money from. She doesn't have any sort of discernable career and still manages to spend all of her time jetsetting to celebrity events or shopping.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 16, 2008 - 11:54pm.

proving she has the talent of Tito

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"Life is a short, warm moment,
and death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
eighty years, with luck, or even less."

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 16, 2008 - 11:50pm.

Her annual income is one Andrew Jackson.

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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

"Lord" help me.... i want her to marry Michael Jackson

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"Life is a short, warm moment,
and death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
eighty years, with luck, or even less."

Team Valtrex's picture

What fashion statement was she going for here? "I can't be trusted around Amvet receptacles"?

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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

the legs prove it... cement can be whiter... get to it groundskeepers

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"Life is a short, warm moment,
and death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
eighty years, with luck, or even less."

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My gramma's gonna be pissed when she sees Phoebe wearing her Easter tablecloth.

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