How's The Wino Doing This Morning?
Camden is still without their main crackie this morning. Amy Wino went to the hospital yesterday after she "fainted" in her house. Her spokesbitch said that she's still in the hospital after preliminary tests have proved "inconclusive." Probably because every time they go to take blood for testing, the needle melts. They should try and take some blood from her crackhive. It looks like it has strong veins.
Her bitch went on to tell The Sun that further testing on Wino must be done before she's released. That's a lot of fucking testing. They are probably trying to figure out how it's possible for someone's veins to be completely filled with crack, heroin and delicious ice pops!
Hopefully, they will soak her hand in a tub of Oxy and bleach while she's in there. Her claw looks like it came from the grave.
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I spotted a ciggie in her hive
We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...
she looks like she's on the brink of making a big descision -
1) shall i really put my heart and soul into a final stint in rehab?
2)how much should i pay for my next hit?
God it's sad. she's full of it! mind, body and soul. i'm praying that she'll get off it. she was beautiful once; she's a total wreck now. the brown hand is fake tan (i hope). that says to me that she want's to look nice still (she still cares) but she's just too gone to do it properly.
lock her up! for her own good. isn't there a section 13? that means she's legally ordered to rehab - or else it's jail. there used to be a section 13' here in my country, a few years ago. does it still exist?
it's way past newsworthiness and entertainment now. HELP HER! to help herself.
I can smell Wino through my computer. Bitch looks like she reeks of feet & ass.
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Winehouse's hand is a lovely shade of Oompah Loompah!
I'm cosigning with the rest of you, that are amazed she took the time to put on that Sharpie eye makeup but couldn't wash that tanning shit off her hands. It's been there SINCE LAST TUESDAY.
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I can think of a long list of possible medical problems.Is Winehouse doomed?
Almost makes you miss the good old fashioned Rocker deaths.The sudden ones. Plane crashes, auto accidents, drug overdoses,suicides,etc. Well. I'm off to re-read Stven King. There's a great short story called _you know they got a hell of a band, and the plot involves the creepy little Norman Rockwell town where dead rockers & R&B performers go when they die.
Elvis is the mayor.
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P.S. Thank you for the update. I'm not Heart AJ or whoever that twit is, but if i annoy anyone tell me immediately. I have no desire to be impolite or annoying in any format. MK, your sense of humour is marvelous and sharing it is a great gift. Nothing is more precious than laughter.
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Wow, is her hand from a different body?
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Submitted by chowgirl69 on June 17, 2008 - 1:17pm
I'm really sorry about your sister. Thank you for sharing your story. You are right, some people do not come out the other side, the addiction completely consumes them. I hope that your sister does eventually get through this, and recovers. I hope the same for Amy. While rehab would be the best place for her, if she's not ready to accept the harm that drugs are doing to her, her life, her career, her family, etc., it's not going to work. The addict has to reach a place where they want to stop. I hope your sister gets there.
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Sigh....this makes me sad and sick to my stomach at the same time. I have a sister who's also a crackhead, she's been in & out of rehab a couple times and my family now believes she is lost to us forever. Some people just don't have what it takes to come out the other side, they just DO NOT. I firmly believe this. Amy Winehouse is one example as is my sister. Saying they should check themselves into rehab and viola...you're cured, well it's not quite that simple. Such a waste of a life, wether you're famous or not.
Pregnant with Pete Doherty's kid.
I think I'd rather fuck roadkill. She's sooooo gross.
Stock Broker: I totally agree, but it seems we're in the minority on this one.
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Ay. Poor Amy Winecasa. I hope Amy is doing better. I sing a long to her songs, often.
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"I Wouldn't Care If You Was A Prostitute
And That You Hit Every Man That You Ever Knew
See It Wouldn't Make A Difference
If That Was Way Before Me And You Babe" - Lil Wayne
It looks like her fingernails are stricken with some sort of fungus, and it looks like that same fungus is eating her flesh.
Man, what the heck is wrong with her? Get a grip and check into Betty Ford.
That, my friends, is some SERIOUS Cheeto-hand.
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Submitted by lizzieb on June 17, 2008 - 10:26am.
The wind up:
Ugh, if you want to hide something in her house put it under the soap.
And the kicker:
If it's not one thing, it's your mother
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LMFAO! I'm dyin' over here!
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Submitted by angel_i on June 17, 2008 - 3:12pm.
What I can't get over is how she can't get up the energy to bathe but she's got that eyeliner and a different "hairstyle" every day.
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It’s funny you should say that as I was just thinking the same thing. If you were such bad shape that your skin was falling off your face and you looked inches from death would you have the energy to put on make up? Unless of course it’s the same make up she wore months ago and she hasn’t washed at all. Ugh, if you want to hide something in her house put it under the soap.
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Anybody see "The Dark Crystal"? Bitch looks like one of the Skeksis.
I don't even want to know why her hand is brown. My imagination has gone to a bad place.
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What I can't get over is how she can't get up the energy to bathe but she's got that eyeliner and a different "hairstyle" every day.
The only thing that's really annoying about both her and Britney is this fence sitting. Either get in or get out. Are you here, or gone? Decide already.
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
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hmm, Alien queen profile, didn't know crack could do that.
didn't think anyone could be a bigger mess than britney but it only took her being committed twice for her with the help of jamie to start trying to fix her life amy's heart once stop during an od and yet she continues to use. her dad and everyone around in denial or part of the problem it's starting to look like nothing going to stop this girl from killing herself
;p
All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
there is nothing left for me to say about Amy....Jesus.
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I believe there are real Bees living in her hair.
No more sympathy.
Wake up or check out, your call Amy.
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Its self tanner staining her hands....oh and crack residue, ice pop juice, beehive pomade and a touch of Petey boys ball sweat.
Grossness
Amy was hot for a minute but now I just think she's a wanker.
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 17, 2008 - 9:25am.
DeeDee,
Where the hell did i pull Caddyshack from!?!?! Good thing you can translate 'Tard! OI!
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You know Clarisse, I thank my lucky stars every day that DD's around for that very reason! LOL
I'm out for the day, save some funny for me to look at when I get back! G'day, all!
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Poor Amy. Actually she is a talented girl. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire datingsite -
--"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site
DeeDee,
Where the hell did i pull Caddyshack from!?!?! Good thing you can translate 'Tard! OI!
lizzyb,
A Bacon buttie!?!?! A BLT without the LT!!!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
You don't think it's shit on her hand do you? That thought is going to haunt me now. GAWD, maybe even dreamboat's shit.No wonder she fainted, who wouldn't?
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Submitted by DeeDee on June 17, 2008 - 2:11pm.
@ lizzieb OK! Thanks for the clarification. The reason I ask is because there is a coin operated ride in our Walmart my daughter loves to ride. It's an ice cream truck and it has buttons kids can press to activate certain ice cream selections. One of them says in a sexy english accent "why not have a delicious ice lolly". Very funny considering where I live
That sounds fun- it's a little known fact that we Brits say that all the time. Wino is more than likely just about to say that herself I shouldn't wonder. Why not have a delicious rest Amy gel, ir you will not see Christmas.
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My thought for the hand was that she used a self-tanner and "forgot" to wash them afterwards. She has hands that have not seen a basin in a long assed time.
just nasty.
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It looks like Amy has been soaking her hands in a bowl of iodine.
Sweet Jesus she's disgusting!
Duh.
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@ lizzieb OK! Thanks for the clarification. The reason I ask is because there is a coin operated ride in our Walmart my daughter loves to ride. It's an ice cream truck and it has buttons kids can press to activate certain ice cream selections. One of them says in a sexy english accent "why not have a delicious ice lolly". Very funny considering where I live.
Good morning Clarisse! I remember a scene from National Lampoons Vacation where one of the cousins stirs kool-aid with her hand.
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
Snoogle- yes, you are right. I should have worded it different and said they would "likely" go away. Unless, of course, the damage is permanent.
Poor Amy. She has been ruined by drugs.Acturally she is a talented girl. She has a sweet voice. I saw her at milllionaire dating site ---"""""""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"---- last week. It seems she is divorced now.
Lolo: ew....lol
Damn, drugs do not do a body good.
Submitted by KD on June 17, 2008 - 10:01am.
I concur- Heart problems. If she cleaned up they'd go away.
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Mechanical complications, such as acute aortic rupture, tension pneumothorax, pneumopericardium. These can be lethal.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 17, 2008 - 2:01pm.
@ lizzieb General frozen things on sticks? Like what? I'm intrigued.
Oh you know- fish and chips, red buses, royalty, jellied eels- British things! I just meant, in a very lumbering way, to say that ice pops are a kind of lolly- long, thin things in tubes- and lollies are other things- like Magnums.
As a matter of public record chip butties are great but proper bacon butties are better.
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She reminds me of an EMT term called CTD. My dad told me about it and he had me guess what it is. I said Close to Death, but it's actually Circling the Drain. Wino is CTD.
you know, the first 3 letters in hive is HIV
_Submitted by kdracofan on June 17, 2008 - 10:01am.
y is her hand orange?
She just got finished filming a porn with a giant wad of cheetos, a green paper bag, and some purple socks.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
lizzieb,
My absolute favorite British thing i've come across is the chip butty!!! (thanks DAE)
I love that!!!
DeeDee,
"Did Wino stir her kool-aid with her hand again?"
Oh jebus, like that scene from Caddyshack!!!!!!!
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@ lizzieb General frozen things on sticks? Like what? I'm intrigued.
Did Wino stir her kool-aid with her hand again?
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y is her hand orange?
I concur- Heart problems. If she cleaned up they'd go away. I mean, more than just washing, but the drugs. I had heart problems last year just from caffeine.
I love you cheetos.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 17, 2008 - 1:51pm
Aren't ice pops in Britian called ice lollies?
We have both. Lollies are general frozen things on sticks but ice pops come in long tubes. Well in London they do anyway.
This woman looks like grim death, I love bitching about slebs but this one looks so close to death, so young, that sarky comments fade from my lips.
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She best not fuck with my Cheetos, y'all!
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