Tuesday, June 17th 2008

How's The Wino Doing This Morning?

Camden is still without their main crackie this morning. Amy Wino went to the hospital yesterday after she "fainted" in her house. Her spokesbitch said that she's still in the hospital after preliminary tests have proved "inconclusive." Probably because every time they go to take blood for testing, the needle melts. They should try and take some blood from her crackhive. It looks like it has strong veins.

Her bitch went on to tell The Sun that further testing on Wino must be done before she's released. That's a lot of fucking testing. They are probably trying to figure out how it's possible for someone's veins to be completely filled with crack, heroin and delicious ice pops!

Hopefully, they will soak her hand in a tub of Oxy and bleach while she's in there. Her claw looks like it came from the grave.

Posted by: Michael K


Snoogle's picture

They are most likely doing cardiac testing. Fainting can be an indicator of cardiac issues, especially given her history of drug abuse.

DeeDee's picture

Fuckin' hell! What is wrong with her hand?

Aren't ice pops in Britian called ice lollies?

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Mr. President's picture

Submitted by Sheeps on June 17, 2008 - 9:45am.
Some delicious hospital food and she'll be right as rain.
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Acid rain.

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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

soul's picture

now that's the picture of Amy we all know and like. Blank stare, nose running, dirty scarf, orange hand, hair clips.

I do like the hive UP. :)
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OOH! I just love that scarf, wish I had one! Poor thing, she won't be around much longer!

Some delicious hospital food and she'll be right as rain.

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Mr. President's picture

Those orange hands!!! You know the Cheeto fucker is beating off to that pic as we speak.

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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

The C word's picture

So she 'fainted'...is that like going to rehab to research a role or like falling over while playing the trust game?

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

Clarisse's picture

Oh god! Can you imagine the stench!?!?!

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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!

FilthyBitch's picture

Her sideburns could really use a trim.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!

Possum's picture

Oh dear. Someone give the girl a bath!

Stock Broker's picture

Sick.Of.Her.Drama.

Either sober up or OD, take your pick.

chefcammi's picture

HORRID!