Tuesday, June 17th 2008
Kisses For Tommy Girl
The minute Tommy Girl sees this picture of Will Smith blowing him a kiss at the "HanCOCK"premiere in Paris last night, he's going to pull down his Bugle Boy khakis and press his raisin hole up to the computer screen and rub until there's no tomorrow. And that's what Will wants since Tommy Girl couldn't make his big premiere.
Charlize Theron is desperately trying not to breathe because Big Willy's ball sweat breath is clogging up her nostrils. I'm expecting the Orbitz lady to pop in and say, "Have a dirty mouth? Clean it up!"
Here's more of Big Willy, Charlize and Jason Bateman with his wifey last night.
Wenn
I can't wait not to see this movie.
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Exercising pointless futility.
HAHAHA! Will Reads YBF! I knew it... Sorry Will... you failed too honey. Call me, I'll show you how it's done!
Who the hell is "Tommy Girl"?
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 17, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Sigh. Why does Tommy Girl have to ruin everything?
ughhh! he totally does!!!
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raisin hole! must use in sentence...
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sexy motherfucker...
Sigh. I used to love Will Smith. I remember an interview he did w/ Baba Wawa years ago. She mentioned how his music didn't contain the foul language so many other rappers employ. He told a story about when he was 1st writing, still living at home. He wrote songs filled w/ graphic language. He picked up his notebook one day & found a note from his grandmother that said, "William, intelligent people don't need to use this kind of language to get their point across." He realized she was right, & that's why his stuff isn't filled w/ ho, bitch, fuck, etc. I really liked that story.
Sigh. Why does Tommy Girl have to ruin everything?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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And that air kiss....I don't know.
I've heard a lot of rumors that Jada and Will play the field...together. And a lot of times they play for both teams.
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
I used to like Will Smith on the Fresh Prince, but dude has REALLY gotten so full of himself in the last few years.
I will not see this movie, because I don't want to support the Scientology link.
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
I can't wait to see this movie. It looks great!
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Submitted by NovaNightly - *sigh*....loves me some Jason Bateman!!
he really should spend some of his hard earned cash on a nose job for his wifey...wow.
Amanda Anka Bateman has enough money of her own. Her dad is Paul Anka and mom is fashion model Anne de Zogheb.
Amanda is far right in this pic:
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/53069864.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=B7BEE...
I always read the film's name as Handcock.
Love Charlize but Will Smith really grates on me now so I shall skip this film I think.
It takes a village to make an idiot.
I guess I will skip this movie. I dont care for any of the stars of it.
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"Sex doesn't have to be with a model to be good. Sometimes with the model, the actress or the 'sexiest person in the world', it may literally be like fucking a couch." ----- Billy Bob Thornton
I was reading the Cruise unauthorised biography last night by andrew Morton. It's probably one of the scariest books I've ever read!!! This has to be the worst Cult EVER! worse than those suicide cults, they're at least out of thier misery! Basically Will smith Helped Cruise in orchestrating meeting Sofia Vergara. She basically figured it all out, and she ran for her life! The thing about suri being L Ron's frozen sperm baby was basically taken out of context though. The writer said some scientologists belived that, but it wasn't what he believes, he does refer to Suri as Tom's Biological child. Basically the crazy scientologists make up this shit in their warped minds. But these people just fuckin' scare me!
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AntBee on June 17, 2008 - 11:03am
Your sig, killing.me.
Clarisse; I know. WaddaYaGonnaDo? I think he's askeerded of TG.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I blame the Lakers' Thursday night loss on this camera hogging fucker.
Hancock previews were already playing every other second and then this Tom Cruise blowing whore buys camera time on the court and his nasty mugg is on FOREVER while players are STILL on the court. Fucking bland motherfucker.
Jason Bateman and I really need to fuck some time! Shit he is hot as hell, and I used to hate him when he was a bratty bad ass kid.
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
BB,
I agree. I loved him back in his MIB days, but since his Tommygirl time, his charm has faded..
*sigh*
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
*sigh*....loves me some Jason Bateman!!
he really should spend some of his hard earned cash on a nose job for his wifey...wow.
I would love to hate him, really but damn it, it's hard.
I still watch "Independence Day" and M.I.B. and still find the funny.
Oh well, my time "Will" come and eventually, he'll morph into the Black Tommygirl, haircut and all.
*note: this comment in now way is meant to inflict or raise any heated racial innuendos.*
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Yummmm. Jason Bateman. His wife, not so much. I LOVED Fresh Prince growing up, and still enjoy the reruns, but Will Smith creeps me out now. He doesn't have the same charm.
I love Jason Bateman.
Charlize has made mostly flops....so I can believe she'd be in this.
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OMG!Jason's wife - That is one sharp ugly nose.
He is my favorite. I support him.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ---"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
ooo jason bateman, Get In Me!
Submitted by Khandi on June 17, 2008 - 9:01am.
God I love Will.
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Thank you. I was all faklempt over MK's ball sweat reference but I feel much better now:)
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
Ugh, why did Will Smith have to ruin his hotness with that awful femmy air kiss?
Oh Will. I used to think you were masculine.
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Love Carrottopelina.
Charlize is the hotness. I'm jealous of that bitch.
Charlize does something that bugs the ever-living shit out of me (besides be in movies), she HANGS all over her costars on the red carpet if they'll allow it in a really desperate way. Julia Roberts does it too.
Jason aged well.
His wife looks... odd. Has that forehead vein and wonky nose.
And I can say that 'cause I'm like, physical perfection and stuff. Yeah.
I love Charlize's shoes...she can keep the dress though!
"he's going to pull down his Bugle Boy khakis and press his raisin hole up to the computer screen and rub until there's no tomorrow."
bwahahaha!
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Things do not change; we change. ~Thoreau
I thought the movie looked bad before, and now I find out Charlize is in it? Definitely a no-go now. Jason has done quite a few crapfests since Arrested Development... but it looks like he's probably made bank at least, which is nice.
I can't believe Charlize Theron is in this movie, which has FLOP written all over it.
She must need a paycheck pretty bad.
I bet AlienTom is licking his computer screen right now with KatieBot in the background silently wimpering.
I think I speak for many when I say that the thought of Tommy Girl rubbing his raisin anywhere induces the most appalling nausea. Oh Will, you’ve let yourself down and the rest of us down like a man made of balloons with a pin.
PS where so all these dating site things come from- it's really annoying.
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Jason Bateman looks FINE!!
MK,
"he's going to pull down his Bugle Boy khakis and press his raisin hole up to the computer screen and rub until there's no tomorrow."
May as well call it a day right now. NO way you're gonna top that!!!
kdracofan,
Morning!!!!
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
Wow, he looks so gay in these photos. The movie looks funny, though. I'll probably watch it.
It's a real worry to me that he hangs around with that midget lunatic cult botherer. I like(d) Will Smith but if he will mix with the likes of Cruise then it's another one on my boycott list.
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He is giving the secret Xenu gesture to Tommy Girl. It says bend over and spread em Daddy's cumming in for a landing.
God I love Will.
"I'm expecting the Orbitz lady"
LMAO
Will is looking mighty 'le ghey' on this picture...it doesn't matter anyway...he is adorable...