Take Off Your Fucking Sunglasses!
Billy Ray Cyrus was on "Today" promoting Nashville Star and the stupid ass redneck would not take off his sunglasses. Maybe he had bloodshot eyes from drinking too much moonshine or a bitchy ass possum spit in his eyes while he was trying to strangle it for supper. It's distracting!
Anyway, Meredith asked him about those Vanity Fair Miley slut pictures. He said he didn't know they were going to strip her down and wrap her in a blanket. He wasn't around when they took that picture. He said, "I was surprised when I saw it ... but, hey, that's life. Stuff happens." He went on to say, "At least I have a sexy wallpaper picture for my puter!" Okay, he didn't say that last part.
Billy said that when the pictures came out, he never complained because his father taught him that "the more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks." Hmm...I think his father was talking about Billy Ray's hair. Just a thought.
And when asked about that creepy picture of him and Miley, he said, "That's just a daddy who loves his daughter a whole lot." Yeah, loves her a little too much.
James Haven warned Billy Ray about posing for pictures that would come back to haunt, but did he listen?
Having your daughter laying across your personals is worse then kissing your hot and sexy sister!
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Why does he have pubes on his face?
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He's wearing the sunglasses to cover the black eye his drunken husband gave him.
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At least I have a sexy wallpaper picture for my puter!" ONTFLMAO
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He's wearing sunglasses so that you can't see his lyin' eyes!
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Does this douchebag one-hit wonder think he's the new Elvis? Uh-uh honey, hell-to-the-no fucking way.
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He's such a media whore, He cant stand being second bannana to his daughter, he hates shes more sucessful than him...he tries so hard to be known more than just a one hit wonder...thats why he has such a massive ego.
i totally watched this before work...he kept making it all about him and how he knew everything, Freakin idiot. he had like one hit.. and thats it. But acted as though he has a had 10 hit records. Such a douche.
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I wished she had asked me cuz I answered:
What was your reaction? Kitty Pr0n! That's just fucking wrong.
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LOL! He is like that Australia Party Dude! He's wearing the glasses cuz he can't stop rolling his eyes; "Aw, get the fuck over it already" he's thinking.
PS. I don't think the Dad pic is that bad - it's Rock n Roll.
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i'll still fuck him sexy ass bitch
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Stupid redneck imbecile. "Yeehaw! Fry mah hide! We haf some postum fo' dinner! Fry mah hide!"
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I'm not defending him at all, but I do remember them saying (when this first happened) that he was there for some of the shoot, but then had to leave. The grandmother and someone else were supposedly there when the creepy pics were taken, and she was too old and senile to know they were wrong or something like that. lol
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
He seems dumb as a brick.
And I hate when people can't take their glasses or hats off inside, either.
Tim McGraw wears his stupid cowboy hat ALL THE FREAKING TIME.
UGH
Take the damn thing off and wash your head.
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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.
I can't believe that this man is somehow still relevant.
Can't wait until Miley has a total meltdown a la Britney. Ya know it is going to happen.
He's nasty.
I especially hate that crap on his chin.
Nastified.
I caught this this morning. The way he kept referring to himself as a "daddy" with his Southern drawl was really intensely disturbing, and much more packed with sexual overtones than any of those dumbass pictures were.
@ madame s.
Brilliant.
Thanks to leatherette and deedee for the bumps. This comment needs to be the mantra for any future Cyrus threads. Seriously.
He's a liar, and a really bad one. His family's a prime representation of inbred fuckery.
Next time I visit my brother's family, I'm steathily making off with my niece's HM wig, microphone, and DVDs and telling her that Jesus wanted them all back.
Sunglass At Night was a song not a fashion statement.
Ugh! I hate when people wear sunglasses indoors and/or at night. I work the front door at a nightclub and we are constantly sending people to take their sunglasses back out to the car. I put on a pair just being silly and I couldn't see shit, and that was at the door where I have lights on. I can only imagine what the visibility would be inside the club where there are no lights. Then they want to piss and whine when we won't let them wear the glasses. We also won't let them pop their collars. We have a strict no-douchebags policy where I work. :)
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I think pedophiles like to hide their faces.
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Link to some of the outtakes of the Pedophile Ray Cyrus shoot:
http://www.popcrunch.com/miley-cyrus-vanity-fair-magazine-june-2008-phot...
There's a photo of Billy Douche with Annie "Hack" Lebowitz.
Submitted by madam s. on June 17, 2008 - 9:23am.
Not only is the sunglasses thing douchey, it is downright rude. If I was Meredith I would have told him to take them the fuck off. And then I would have slapped him across the face for the hairdo. Punched him in the mouth for the country music. And kicked him in the nuts for spawning Miley.
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You soooo need to have your own show! I'd tune in fo sho!
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JADED!!!!!!!!!!! (Still fixing 'the' problem)
Stockbroker: You are right! he WAS there...*must look for link*
Their 15 minutes of fame needs to be over - and soon.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 17, 2008 - 9:44am.
angel_i, love your avie!
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Why thank u, dahlink. I did it while back to help make Britney insane:) Crazy people are fun people I always say!
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by angel_i on June 17, 2008 - 10:40am.
Submitted by Leatherette on June 17, 2008 - 9:34am.
Submitted by madam s. on June 17, 2008 - 10:23am.
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Hey, remember that Hot Slut down under who trashed his parents place with that huge party and then ran away? He did that sunglass thing too. Just sayin:)
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There's also hicks down under -- called by a different name -- "yobos" IIRC. They also come in different skin tones -- traveled enough to know EVERY country has broke-ass inbreeders they hate discussing with foreign tourists.
I think I've hit the shallow bottom of this topic, shocking.
Yeah Billy Ray, I have SO many pics with my Dad, where his hand is on my ass....right on the mantle with the pic of me and my sister ass to ass in a limo.
angel_i, love your avie!
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"He said he didn't know they were going to strip her down and wrap her in a blanket. He wasn't around when they took that picture. He said, "I was surprised when I saw it ... but, hey, that's life. Stuff happens."
LIE TELLER!!!! Liar liar MULLET ON FIRE!!!
"And when asked about that creepy picture of him and Miley, he said, "That's just a daddy who loves his daughter a whole lot.""
Paging Joe Simpson, Joe Simpson please pick up the white courtesy Pedo phone, it's Billy....again.
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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"That's just a daddy who loves his daughter a whole lot." riiiiiiiiiiiiight. Billy you creepy twat, STFU
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Submitted by Leatherette on June 17, 2008 - 9:34am.
Submitted by madam s. on June 17, 2008 - 10:23am.
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Hey, remember that Hot Slut down under who trashed his parents place with that huge party and then ran away? He did that sunglass thing too. Just sayin:)
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
He's doing his best to make sure Hulk Hogan doesn't win the "Papa Douche of the Year" award.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
If you do love them, you're very welcome to keep them -- and feed them, and delouse them, and work a cattle prod on them when they dry-hump their cousins and breed more broke-ass GOP voters.
Thank you for your sacrifice.
Billy Ray is a damn liar...I saw a picture of him AT the photo shoot talking to Annie Lebovitz. Jackass.
Submitted by Leatherette on June 17, 2008 - 9:33am.
Same hillbilly shitpile like Britney when she was a "virgin":
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We do love our hillbillies. SO many hillibilly celebs...Maybe it's just that they have the most ambition - it's like, they're prolly most likely to hit the Bingo and play the Lotto, you know?
♥ But when will GAYELLE marriage be legal?
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by madam s. on June 17, 2008 - 10:23am.
Not only is the sunglasses thing douchey, it is downright rude. If I was Meredith I would have told him to take them the fuck off. And then I would have slapped him across the face for the hairdo. Punched him in the mouth for the country music. And kicked him in the nuts for spawning Miley.
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NO! Leave them on. In fact, get full face sun glasses - that way we won't have to look at you.
Same hillbilly shitpile like Britney when she was a "virgin":
"Us bible-fearin' folk done not knowed thems eveel Noo Yoork Jooz done get her nekkid!"
Take off those sunglasses, uggh. I thought these famewhores went away for a while. Just because you wait 6 months after the incident to deny it, it doesn't mean that we will believe you LIAR.
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they sure are a klaassy bunch....eh?
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He looks cute with the sunglasses I think.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ---"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 17, 2008 - 10:17am.
Wait a damn minute...there's a picture of him off to the side when that stupid photo was taken.
___________- There is?? Can you post a link??
Not only is the sunglasses thing douchey, it is downright rude. If I was Meredith I would have told him to take them the fuck off. And then I would have slapped him across the face for the hairdo. Punched him in the mouth for the country music. And kicked him in the nuts for spawning Miley.
"That's just a daddy who loves his daughter a whole lot." Billy Ray.
!! He's been talking to Papa Joe !!
It's easier to be a lie teller with sunglasses on MK.
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If he didn't have Mylie, he wouldn't be famous, let alone in the spotlight anymore.