You Can't Always Get What You Want
Wonky McValtrex has at least 10,000 dogs. At least. This dumb whore buys a new dog as often as she buys the morning after pill. Practically daily!
Page Six reports that Wonky stomped into The Puppy Store on Melrose in Los Angeles over the weekend and tried to buy a puppy for a photo shoot, so that "she could look cuter." The only way this fugly whore could look "cuter" is if she put a paper bag over her head and vagina.
The pet store obviously knows this bitch's history, so they refused to sell her one. A source said (read it in her obnoxious baby tramp voice), "She started screaming, 'I love my puppies! I want my baby!'"
That's pretty effin hilarious. You know you're pretty fucked up when a puppy-mill-buying pet store won't even sell you a dog.
Bitch should have just called up one of her relatives. Any of them could easily stand in for a dog.
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Submitted by kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 11:20am.
ok if you hate her why do you look at her pictures? why are you even on here???
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My little whore, I don't think you understand. Dlisted is a GOSSIP BLOG. We talk about celebs. Wonkey happens to be a celeb so when MK posts about her, people will comment on her. If you look around Dlisted proper;y you'll see that there are loads of celebs that get talked about! Paris is not the only one to be talked about.
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Submitted by tangerine on June 20, 2008 - 11:22am.
Exactly lil' herpes...fuck does not=love. Was your mom a whore too?
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
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Do you even have to ask? Cause she is! Love the sig!!
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Shouldn't you be in bed? This site is for adults. Is school out for summer already? Fuck. Where is your mother? You need a curfew.
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
this is not a parasite site!!! give me your mothers number, ill call her and tell her myself how the rest of the world doesnt appreciate her having kids and not teaching them a damn thing, then unleashing them on us. a prime example of why forced sterilization should be legal.
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
We are on here to make fun of these pathetic people. Wow, you are really, really stupid. It's quite endearing.
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
Submitted by kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 11:15am.
omg!! are you blind?? lots of people like her!! thats why she is soo famous!
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A lot of people (men mostly) really enjoyed watching One Night In Paris. She gave a cum worthy performance so I'm told.
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alot of people buy her perfume!
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Whores buy her perfume, esp ones that are crap, they think smelling like a freashly fucked whore will get them more jobs. Well it must work, Paris has never been this much in demand before!
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in case u didnt notice everyone was screaming with joy when she was released from lynnwood! yes lots of fans!!
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A lot of men did. They were glad the world's biggest slut was free to do what she does best. Fuck for pay.
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im not the ONLY one!
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The only female one. The rest of us have to many brain cells & too much self respect to like her.
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Exactly lil' herpes...fuck does not=love. Was your mom a whore too?
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
ok if you hate her why do you look at her pictures? why are you even on here???
Testing 1 2 3...
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!" Kitty Z. another loon
Submitted by kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 5:12am.
im confident who i am.. thats why all the guys who have seen me love me!!
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just because they want to fuck you doesnt mean they love you. your mom should have taught you that too. you should call her and tell her how pissed off you are for raising you to be so fucking stupid.
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
Oh yeah, DAE, I forgot *giggles* SO..let's see if I can figure out this sig thing..
Submitted by kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 11:12am.
I never said i wanted to be like paris hilton.. i just said i liked her as a person. that i dont have anything aganist her! she is nice and pretty and there is nothing to hate about her! so why would i need to hate her??? im confident who i am.. thats why all the guys who have seen me love me!!
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More proof that we're actually talking to Wonky McValtrex herslef, no one can say that much shit about Paris & keep a straight face. Wonkey, just admit OK, we're all a thousand times smarter than you'll ever be.
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
omg!! are you blind?? lots of people like her!! thats why she is soo famous! alot of people buy her perfume! in case u didnt notice everyone was screaming with joy when she was released from lynnwood! yes lots of fans!! im not the ONLY one!
You are right, Modianos. And if she is 11 like I said, it would be even worse because she probably really does look up to Wonky. Too bad this poor child did not have an awesome mother who cared about her education....
Submitted by modianos on June 20, 2008 - 11:06am.
.noone can really be this stupid
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kitty = Paris.
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Submitted by tangerine on June 20, 2008 - 11:08am.
Look, if you want to be like Wonky, fine. Snort coke off fat dudes bellies, make sex tapes with a million different people, get an STD, and act like a retard. Personally, I could care less, but please, don't preach about your idol. It's embarrasing to think that you really look up to that nasty whore. Didn't your mother teach you better than that? Oh wait, did you grow up in a trailer park?.......
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Well she "knows" Paris, so Paris probably taught her how to go down on guys with chocking. y'know everything a whore in training needs to know.
And yeah, I think you should!!
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
I never said i wanted to be like paris hilton.. i just said i liked her as a person. that i dont have anything aganist her! she is nice and pretty and there is nothing to hate about her! so why would i need to hate her??? im confident who i am.. thats why all the guys who have seen me love me!!
Yeah this has to be a joke. Or she is like 11 years old and laughing with her girlfriends at their little slumber party.
tang, obviously her parents didnt teach her a fuckin thing. my daughter could write better than that before she started pre-k
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
Maybe I should? I don't have one yet. What do you think?
OK IF U ARE 6 FT AND 100 POUNDS AND I AM 5'3 AND 86 POUNDS WE BOTH HAVE A BMI OF 13!! SO YEA U JUST CALLED YOURSELF FAT BEYTCH!!!
Look, if you want to be like Wonky, fine. Snort coke off fat dudes bellies, make sex tapes with a million different people, get an STD, and act like a retard. Personally, I could care less, but please, don't preach about your idol. It's embarrasing to think that you really look up to that nasty whore. Didn't your mother teach you better than that? Oh wait, did you grow up in a trailer park?.......
Submitted by kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 11:02am.
its paris!! not wonky!! so u really must be fat u cant stop thinking about chocolate!! as in the willy wonka factory! ahahahaah that cracks me up! we are talking about paris not the wonka factory! hahaha
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It's Paris Wonky slut Cunt Whore Trah Bag Whitney McValtrex Hilton.
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Submitted by tangerine on June 20, 2008 - 11:02am.
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!"
Does anyone else find that hilarious
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Yes! someone has to make that into a sig!!!
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
u are so stupid if u went to look at the bottle of valtrex it said only 5 tablets no refills! which means COLD SORE!! yeah paris had a cold sore.. u had them too! ````````````````````````````````````````````````
i hate to break this to you but cold sores ARE herpes...hence the valtrex prescription...and no,ive never had one. please tell me this is an act. noone can really be this stupid.
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
I told you, LovesHerpesHilton, that I am 6ft and 100lbs. Like duh. Like DAE said, Wonky McValtrex is her real name. Gawd you are like, soooo stupid. Hahahhahaha! Fatty!!
Submitted by kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 10:59am.
paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone!
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LMFAO! Paris is a 2cent whore!! She LIKES spreading her legs for everyone!!
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for god crying out load!!
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Paris says that when she cums.
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just because you saw her having sex with jason shaw does not mean she is a whore!
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No you're right. It means she's DUMB whore. Have you forgotten the 1,00000000000000000000 other men she's had sex tapes with? WHORE!!!!
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it was her boyfriend so i guess if you are a celebrity you have to be avirgin 4ever????
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Is 'boyfriend' the new term for 'paying client'? Most celebs have enough brain cells to NOT let their 'boyfriends' film them having sex. Paris has NO brain cells & she LIKES being filmed, makes her feel special.
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
NO I FIND YOU FUNNY HAHAHAH
no its paris whitney hilton!! your real name is flubby McWARTS
"paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!!"
Does anyone else find that hilarious?
its paris!! not wonky!! so u really must be fat u cant stop thinking about chocolate!! as in the willy wonka factory! ahahahaah that cracks me up! we are talking about paris not the wonka factory! hahaha
Interesting. I am a fan of David Bowie and Jerry Garcia.
Submitted by kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 10:56am.
it is not wonky! its paris! where did the hell did wonky come from???
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Wonky McValtrex, si Paris's real name. Did you know that? Some fan YOU are!
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
paris does not spread her legs 4 everyone! for god crying out load!! just because you saw her having sex with jason shaw does not mean she is a whore! it was her boyfriend so i guess if you are a celebrity you have to be avirgin 4ever????
LovesHerpesHilton~
I hate to break it to you, but 86 lbs at 5'6" is obese. What would Wonky think of you? She would be very disappointed, so, if I were you, I would get off the computer, throw up dinner, and then run on your treadmill. The Caption Krunch you ate went straight to your fat ass.
A list of the MOST FAMOUS PEOPLE TO GET A GED.
Britney Spears, American singer
Jamie Lynn Spears, Actress
Ryan Adams, singer, song-writer
David Bowie, singer/song writer
Bo Bice, singer
Peter Billingsley, actor
Augusten Burroughs, writer
Aaron Carter, entertainer
Tré Cool, musician, drummer for Green Day
Bill Cosby, actor, comedian, and television personality
Michael J. Fox, actor
John Frusciante, guitarist for Red Hot Chili Peppers
Jerry Garcia, Grateful Dead vocalist and guitarist
Chad I. Ginsburg, entertainer
T.J. Houshmandzadeh, professional football player in the NFL
D.L. Hughley, actor and comedian
LL Cool J, rapper and actor
Peter Jennings, ABC News anchor
Waylon Jennings, singer and guitarist
Brandon Lee, actor
Sanjaya Malakar, American Idol Season 6 finalist
Bam Margera, professional skateboarder
Jaime Meline, musician
Ruth Ann Minner, Governor of Delaware
Danica Patrick, Indy Racing League driver
Josh Peck, actor
Mary Lou Retton, Olympic medal-winning gymnast
Chris Rock, comedian
Michelle Rodriguez, actress
Jessica Simpson, entertainer
Christian Slater, actor
Jeffrey Stout, telecommunications program writer
Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's Restaurant
Mark Wahlberg, actor
Eddie Guerrero, Professional wrestler
Gretchen Wilson, Country Music Artist
Kitty, you lie Where's Waldo? so here's Where's Paris?
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
it is not wonky! its paris! where did the hell did wonky come from???
Submitted by kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 10:44am.
ok excuse my computer!! its spelled epescially! there!! im 21.. not 12! in other words im twenty-one not twelve! so there i spelled it so dont say i got my numbers mixed around beytch! and paris is smarter then you.. she got a ged remember????
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Britney & Jamie Lynne Spears both a GED & they're SPEARS's for crying out loud! These GED's seem easy to get, what did Paris do to get one? Spread her legs? give the examiner a lay & bj? Paris is so giving isn't she??
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
i didnt say i read waldo! you have to find the characters duh!! by the way that picture isnt me.. its paris, but she isnt fat!! it was cute if you could see it close up but its far away so u cant tell!! im not fat!! im laughing so hard! i have a high metabolism.. so im very thin 86 pounds isnt fat its thin.
600 cals? See, I knew you were a fat ass!! I only eat 100 calories a day! And I hung out with Kirsten and Josh so beat that beyotch!!!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 20, 2008 - 1:44am.
oh yeah... what the fuck is "Caption Krunch"?!?!
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its just like the caption this...only crunchier. if you had a 105 IQ like parasite youd know these things! heh
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
So you are a joke, right? Like you are doing this because you have nothing better to do. You really can't be a huge fan of Wonky, right? All fun and games aside, no one is really that dumb to be that much of a fan..I hope...
no i dont eat all day hun! im very controlled about what i eat! i only take 600 calores a day! beytch! im available on here cause it is night time and i dont fucking feel like sleeping! but i have a life! im going shopping today with my best friend kenna! then im going to cullen's party at with kenna and cassie!! so im not on all day! just at night beytch!
Submitted by kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 9:59am.
omg! caption Krunch is cereal!! now u are really a airhead!! everyone knows what caption krunch is!! i used to play with those waldo books in second grade! i was great at that!! and when i got in first grade i was already in advanced reading classes! im not dumb! so get a life uurrgghh!
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Stop right there. You got into advanced reading classes, by reading Where's Waldo? The only words in the Where's Waldo comics are 'Where's Waldo".
Not buying that bullshit. You have to a be a really, really good reader to get into advanced reading classes.
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Like OMG she got her GED!!! WOW fucking WOW HerpesHilton is like sooooooooooo smart. Like OMG!!!!! Are you as smart as her, LovesHerpesHilton? Like no way, not possible.
Submitted by kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 5:44am.
"epescially".... HAHAHA!!... that was the perfect end to my night!.. thanks, dahlin'!... just classic!!.. you're a peach!!
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."
Bahahaha!!! Kitty is the hottie and we are the notties hahahaha! Kitty, like Kizzy said, you are not deserving of the name "kitty" because kitties are cute, furry, and smart. You are none of the above so I am going to change your name. How about "Fatty McChuberson?" "LovesHerpesHilton?" OOhhh, I know "Big, Blonde, and Wonky." This is fun. I do hope you respond, BBW.
ok excuse my computer!! its spelled epescially! there!! im 21.. not 12! in other words im twenty-one not twelve! so there i spelled it so dont say i got my numbers mixed around beytch! and paris is smarter then you.. she got a ged remember????
And if that is you in your pic, you are the ugliest bitch I have ever seen. And fat, very, very fat. You must just sit at the computer and type and eat all day...too bad you are not like me, 6ft 100lbs. Beat that you fat bitch lol.
Kitty, you are a fucking fat ass. Don't lie. I can tell, you are a fat loser who posts on blogs defending Paris all day. Fat, fattie, fat, fat, fat.
oh, yeah.. one more thing... "excpially"?!.. it's my new favorite word!!
OT: Paris excpially likes the cock!!
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 20, 2008 - 10:17am.
Sure! Have a good night ESE!
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 20, 2008 - 5:12am.
you gonna take over here? 'cause i gotta go to sleep... not that this isn't fuckin' hilarious, but... sometimes the body just has to crash!
OT: Paris is a whore!!.... yeah, i'm stickin' with that!
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."