You Can't Always Get What You Want
Wonky McValtrex has at least 10,000 dogs. At least. This dumb whore buys a new dog as often as she buys the morning after pill. Practically daily!
Page Six reports that Wonky stomped into The Puppy Store on Melrose in Los Angeles over the weekend and tried to buy a puppy for a photo shoot, so that "she could look cuter." The only way this fugly whore could look "cuter" is if she put a paper bag over her head and vagina.
The pet store obviously knows this bitch's history, so they refused to sell her one. A source said (read it in her obnoxious baby tramp voice), "She started screaming, 'I love my puppies! I want my baby!'"
That's pretty effin hilarious. You know you're pretty fucked up when a puppy-mill-buying pet store won't even sell you a dog.
Bitch should have just called up one of her relatives. Any of them could easily stand in for a dog.
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Submitted by kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 9:56am.
ok for your information.. im 21
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*stares* lmfao!! I think you meant '12'. No 21 with an IQ higher than 0.001 has ANY sort of respect for the slut. Oh and most 21 years know how to write proper sentences, something which, you have no idea about.
~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~
Submitted by kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 4:56am.
yeah... just wanted to clear something up for ya... Paris is a whore... but still.. you're silly, i like you
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."
omg! caption Krunch is cereal!! now u are really a airhead!! everyone knows what caption krunch is!! i used to play with those waldo books in second grade! i was great at that!! and when i got in first grade i was already in advanced reading classes! im not dumb! so get a life uurrgghh!
ok for your information.. im 21. and 5'6 so no its not that tall. its considered average! by the way waldo was one of my favorite books when i was in 2nd grade soo that is soo way back!! to me u are a bit confused. im beautiful, And lots of guys like me! i have long blonde hair blue eyes and im not a fat ass like u! im 86 lbs.. so yeah! i already have a body of a model. i been modeling since i was 4 years old! how long have you girls modeled?? i was a cheerleader in high school from 10 grade to twelve grade! So i dont have to make fun of Paris or anybody! you want to know something?? i hate lily allen she is really gross and untalented and rude to lots of people but, i dont go on all her pages and say sick crap about her! i dont waste time on people or celebities i dont like! i dont care! i only focus on the ones i do like! cause im not a sad jealous fuck up!! The real reason i respect Paris is cause she does have alot of love for dogs and all animals! u want 2 know something? i ♥ animals! they are sweet and make good friends excpially small ones! im a vegetarian but i know paris isnt but thats okay so dont give me any crap about that! Also another thing i like about her, is her personailty she has a good sense of humor and knows how to have fun! i ♥ partying too! she isnt afraid of what people think.. she just act like herself! Nicky is great and pretty too! i think Kathy is a nice sweet caring mom who always is there for them. her aunt Kyle Richards is so pretty and looks soo damn young! Paris also has a cute side she loves hello kitty and so do i! i will never get tired of her songs! my boyfriend and his friends have them all on their ipod! they ♥ it! James my bf ♥ Turn it up! Paris loves who she is she is confident with herself.. something u could never be! god blessed her with that! and with a good heart! she never hurt anyone! she never said anything about you! so leave her alone stop posting mean things about her! She has feelings too! how would you feel if you came in here and everyone was talking about u like this?? ok the next time u get a cold and recive a cold sore! just remeber im going to tell everyone you have herpes!!! yeah beytch!! u are so stupid if u went to look at the bottle of valtrex it said only 5 tablets no refills! which means COLD SORE!! yeah paris had a cold sore.. u had them too! when u have a cold so u are a herpe infected cow! Paris does NOT have herpes!! get off that!! by the way jealousy is a sin!! beytch!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 20, 2008 - 2:49am.
don't even mention Waldo... she'll have a conniption
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 20, 2008 - 2:44am.
Easy, she's still wondering where the FUCK is Carmen SanDiego, and she's obviously very easy to confuse.
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Submitted by kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 2:34am.
oh yeah... what the fuck is "Caption Krunch"?!?!
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."
Submitted by kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 2:34am.
Your IQ isn't even 86, but 5'6" is kind of tall for a seven year old.
Her dog only licks her because her labia resemble dried up roast beef and it's looking for any kind of food, no matter how rancid. Being starved to death causes a dog to do weird things, I guess.
I don't hate Paris because she beautiful, she's not even in beautiful's neighborhood. I'm a guy, so I kind of know an attractive woman when I see one, and Parasite isn't it.
Enjoy your Caption Crunch, and get your rest, 3rd grade probably took a lot out of you this year.
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Submitted by kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 2:34am.
ok this is getting really stupid! you all are sick! paris is soo gonna be laughing at you all when she sees this!
sick!?!?.. yeah, i can give ya that... laughing at me?!?!... well, i guess me and Paris can call it even, i do spend a lot of my time laughing at her.... wait.. laughing at you makes me one up, don't it?
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."
ok this is getting really stupid! you all are sick! paris is soo gonna be laughing at you all when she sees this! omg! if her dogs hate her soo much uummm thats why ive seen alot of pictures of tinkerbell kissing her! her dogs love her! u really need to get off and look at people u have in common with because paris is waaaayy to good for you! IM the only one in here who isnt sad and jealous! wow!! i guess beauty and hottness really does make the world angry who dont have it!! you have to be hott in order to like hott people and not feel so trapped and insecure about yourself that you have to talk sicky about another person! now paris has something u all wish u had!! a abilty to look at a mirror and smile and be happy what god gave her! she thinks she is beauitful and when you look in the mirror what do you see?? she is true perfection! so,mething u are no where near! im 5'6 i have blonde hair blue eyes and i weigh 86! so im not fat and ugly like you! i can look at skinny celebritys and not feel omg i want that!! cause i have it! i dont have to diss paris cause im hott too!! we are the hottie and u are the nottie! A list of the hottest true perfections and they will name them on youtube!
1.Paris Hilton
2.Nicole Richie
3.Miley Cyrus
4.Lindsay Lohan
5.Kate Bossworth
and more but im tired its late and im gonna go get my dogs and watch a nice movie and drink some red bull with a bowl of Caption Krunch!! yumm yumm! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Kitty :P good night beytches!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 20, 2008 - 2:22am.
hey, she don't care as long as it's stiff!
later days, TV!
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 20, 2008 - 2:17am.
Or a pulse. Or a pulse recently.
OK, enough fun for one day, off to bed. Have a good night, ESE.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 20, 2008 - 2:15am.
or Pepsi.. or a parking validation
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 20, 2008 - 2:12am.
Only if they have coke.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 20, 2008 - 2:10am.
oh come on!!... Paris lets anyone "hit" her bottom!
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 20, 2008 - 2:07am.
They'll still need another 20,000 feet of pipe before they hit bottom.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 20, 2008 - 2:05am.
and Paris is the only one able to take it... she's good like that
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."
yep... gettin' bored.... here kitty, kitty!
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 20, 2008 - 2:02am.
Hey, they're the only ones qualified to operate the 40,000 ton drilling rig.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 20, 2008 - 1:59am.
those poor longshoremen.. wishing they were in the closet starving with the dogs
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 20, 2008 - 1:54am.
Paris isn't refined, but she smells like a refinery and employs more Longshoremen.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
DAT KITTY IS A BEEOCH, BEEOCHES!
Not unlike myself on some occassions, of course.
***Gees, I can't even type that stoopid without trying.***
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Tattoo free since 1952!
where the hell is d-a?.. we need a refined woman(no offense to anyone)to call this bitch a bitch
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 20, 2008 - 1:51am.
Hall? Lincoln Tunnel!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 20, 2008 - 1:47am.
who thru the weenie down the hall?
i think at this point EVERYONE has thrown the weenie down Paris' hall... and recieved unwanted relish
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."
who thru the weenie down the hall?
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Tattoo free since 1952!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 20, 2008 - 1:44am.
She couldn't find her way back to the keyboard, with her head stuck so far up her ass.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 20, 2008 - 1:42am.
she might be feeding her sacrif... er... dog that she wants to give to Paris
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 20, 2008 - 1:40am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 20, 2008 - 1:37am.
oh, they'll eat it away.. give it a moment... there's more one legged homeless "Paris kickers" than there is vets!.. true story!.. that hole cannot be filled!
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I thought the snowshoes I was wearing would keep my foot from getting stuck, but they didn't even touch the sides!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Where did Kitty go? She's probably busy typing her next 4000 word pro-Paris manifesto, then correcting spellcheck's misteaks.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 20, 2008 - 1:37am.
oh, they'll eat it away.. give it a moment... there's more one legged homeless "Paris kickers" than there is vets!.. true story!.. that hole cannot be filled!
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 20, 2008 - 1:35am.
The crabs won't let go, I may have to chew my own leg off.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 20, 2008 - 1:32am.
that's only 'cause your foot's stuck in there... lets face it... she can't help it, it's all she knows!
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."
Night, Paris SUCKS Literally.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 20, 2008 - 1:31am.
night, PSL!.. Stephen Hawking dreams to ya!
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 20, 2008 - 1:30am.
And only the large one won't stop humping your leg when it's finished.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
good night guys....I'm going to sleep and dream of smart people....
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
it's amazing to see so many bitches in one picture... i got a feeling only one of them needs it's shots
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 20, 2008 - 1:26am.
TV, they let her drive? ACK!
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Yes, she has a Rascal Scooter with training wheels and an airbag.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 20, 2008 - 1:25am.
and to have her/his own olympics, it's gotta feel good!
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 20, 2008 - 1:25am.
You'll need a tanker of Jose to get that cryptic.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
TV, they let her drive? ACK!
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
ESE, I can appreciate a bottle of Jose dumbing me down but I think if I get this decoded, I should join the CIA.
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Tattoo free since 1952!
I envy kitty's parking spot, she's so mentally handicapped that they let her park right inside the store.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I suppose kitty zingale saw nothing wrong with this sentence from her Goddess:
"everyone of the contestants is special in there own way"
THAT'S a sentence written by someone with a high IQ.......
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 20, 2008 - 1:19am.
"intentionally stupid"... hey, hey, hey!!... i resemble that remark!!... it's hard work killin' brain cells at an alarming rate and i deserve respect!LOL!
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."
Submitted by kitty zingale
Are U Paris?
Why would anyone be this intentionally stupid? better yet, how could anyone be this intentionally ignorant?
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Tattoo free since 1952!
Nice try kitty zingale. But here's a couple of instances where you're wrong.
The ex bf who sold the tape was Rick Salomon.
Jason Shaw, Rick Salomon, Man Paris, Stavros, Deryck Whibley, Cher's son, and there are 13 different tapes of her fucking guys and girls in the property seized from her storage locker.
Go on and delude yourself that this piece of shit is a good person. While you're at it, you may want to get an education and learn about spelling and punctuation.
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“...she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right??......."
-kitty zingale 6/19/08
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 20, 2008 - 1:15am.
If you need a translation, I'll need a severe head wound and half a gallon of vodka. I feel like we are now stupider for having read that.
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Submitted by kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 1:03am.
*channeling Bugs Bunny*.. you're silly, i like you
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"Six feet under the ground,
is not as hard as it sounds, ok.
Gettin' high, seein' with three eyes on a rainy day.
Been dusted, busted, and blown away."