You Can't Always Get What You Want

Submitted by kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 1:03am.

You're right, I should thank Paris for making Team Valtrex a household name and also for putting the word "herpes" on everyone's lips.

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.

hey all those sad anti-paris fatasses! please read:

ok why dont you look at someone else instead! like loser lilly allen? maybe! paris is fucking hott beytch!! yes there is people who love paris and a hell lot of them! paris is skinny! perfect and has a good heart! anyways as far as the so called std u think she has! well in case u havent noticed if u look on the bottle it says 5 tablets no refills! if u had gental herpes u would have 2 have refills! theres another thing called cold sores! if u knew medicial stuff and were more intellegent u would know she had a cold sore not HERPES!! omg! valtrex gets rid of cold sores in 3 days with just 5 tablets! bitch!! she doesnt have herpes! and only had sex with only 3 guys in her life not 400! but thats better then u who has never been laid! right?? :(!and as far as the sex tapes she did not publish them.. it was her ex boyfriend jason shaw! he was a fucking scumbag who was in despreate for money! u have sex with your hubby/boyfriend right?? or wait no u havent!! i forgot!! nobody wants 2 get laid by a fat 150 pound flub!! right!! 6thats why u are angry!! cause guys fucking love paris! and as far as calling paris dumb.. well if she was soooo dumb how did she get a ged at 11th grade! her iq is at least 105! u im thinking a 44! every mentally challenged!! all her dogs are fine! none of them died in her closet! if u known her as a child u would know she is a real animal lover! u wanna know the real reason why she keeps buying dogs? cause in the pet store all those dogs are crying in there cages wanting out! but t the hilton house they get to sleep on a big fluffy bed and get specail doggie treats! ones you could never afford to buy your dogs! ur dog proably slleps on the floor! and her dogs are loved and the happiest i the world! tjey get to lick most dogs dont. but my dogs do! if she isnt home a house keeper takes care of them but they are never left by themselves!

This fucked up shit is giving me a stellar migraine.

Fur babies are a LOT of work (if you actually TAKE CARE OF THEM). I have a 'special needs' cat that keeps me at home when my family goes on vacation because he's a handful and a half and I wouldn't subject him to a stranger or visa versa. I love my little bitch of a furball and bend over backwards to keep him healthy and "Collecting" pets as 'objects' rather than ADOPTING little loving beings that require attention and care and bonding is disgusting.

Ugh. Shake it off. UGH. Shake it off.

Happy birthday, Michael K. That's the only positive thing I can say right now. Party and forget about the blog and just have FUN. Nobody is going to have a coronary if you don't show for a few days as long as you are living it up.

Every feline on the planet is pissed off that a total ignoramus has balls enough to don the moniker "kitty". Careful walking through alleys, dear, some strays might mistake your ankles for scratching posts.

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kitty zingale on June 19, 2008 - 8:28pm

omg, ur like amazing. you come here and defend Paris cuz u met her and all and she wuz nyce to u.
y don't u call her and tell her to come here.

I have seen IT ALL now, someone defending Paris.
How old are you kitty zitgale?
I can smell the Paris perfume from here, yea, you bought it.
You believe she has a MySpace page?

ur 2 stupid.

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

Submitted by kitty zingale on June 20, 2008 - 1:28am.
paris loves her dogs!

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She loves them soo much ONE DIED IN A CLOEST, BECAUSE THE BITCH WENT AWAY FOR A WEEK & FORGOT ABOUT IT, WAHT A LOVING DOG OWNER!!
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it dont matter how many u have if u have the money to take care of them all!!

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But she DOESN'T. She looks after them until they stop being cute & then she moves on to the next one!!
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u dont know anything about her!

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She TELLS us about herself, bitch loves talking about herself & so yes we DO know this STD ridden CUNT.
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u are jealous and fucked up and sick!

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Really kitty, you should talk about yourself like that.
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if u really hate her why do u look her up!

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We don't, dumbass
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heres a thought 4 u airheads!
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A Paris fan calling us airheads?????? LMFAO!!!!
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if u really hated her and cant stand her.. why dont you stop looking her up and look at some fat ugly uslessless poor ho bags instead!

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We do look at fat, ugly, useless, ho bags - we look a Paris!!!
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who are ugly and the same level as u!!

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Again, you REALLY, shouldn't talke about yourself like that! No wonder your a Paris fan. (it's ok, we know when you say 'u' you really mean 'i' & 'me'
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and i dont want to hear that im not jealous.. cause if u arent u would have better things to do then look and make bad comments about her!

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This is DLISTED!! WE SNARK AT EVERYONE - PARIS INCLUDED!!
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im here cause i love looking at her pictures i think she is pretty and cute and never gets boring!

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Well being a ho, is never dull, i mean, who knows that better than you?? Paris is ugly, inside & out.
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if u want to know the real her go to myspace.com/therealprincesshilton. and u will she that she is sweet and loving and nice 2 u if u are nice 2 her!

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She gives out free fucks to the homeless? The homeless are nice to her. (I think) We KNOW she loves being a whore. She reminds us every time she goes out.
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and u will be so sorry for everything u say about her!

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oh yeah? why???
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she has a good heart.

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You DID NOT type that with a straight face. Who could? PARIS IS THAT YOU?? I had no idea you could type, good for you!
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and everyone who has talked 2 her loves her!

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We get Paris, you're the new Angelina *yawns* Don't you have a cock that needs sucking?
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i have her number so ive talked 2 her in person she is nice and not what u think!

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Because you ARE her. We're on to you Paris!
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no im not giving u her number!

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Why would anyone want it?? Unless you hadn't been fucked for a thousand years and was desprate.
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she is proably laughing at u all silly jealous babys who have too much time on there hands wining how much they would love to be paris! waa!!

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This from the person who writes novels on every Paris thread.
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u need 2 grow up! get a life!!

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Right back at you, slut!
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shes better then u will ever be!

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Sureeee, she is. *rolls eyes*
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how many vogue mags have u been in?? none!

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Better than having to shag, by way into one! (like Paris did)
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you go paris!! call me!! i love you! its your friend kitty !!

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Paris if you want to talk to yourselve fine, just dont do on here, OK?
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paris, cant u believe these~! sad jealous people! omg! they think they are hurting ur feelings!

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Paris, you DONT AHVE ANY FEELINGS!! DUH!!
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they crack me up! i bet u are laughing soo hard!!

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Well, there's SOMETHING hard near you Paris & it aint laughter!
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omg! paris, my dog cha cha is pregant!

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Paris, Britney says the UCLA is a WONDERFUL place, she says, you should check it out!
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and she is a yorkie terrier shes a sweet girl u are welcomed to have one of her babys for free! no charge!

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Free MEANS no charge, you brainless twat!
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u are a great animal lover and i love u for that!

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Oh dear God, it's worse than i thought. Paris, UCLA, ASAP. OK??
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god bless you.

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Paris, God is not deprate, so no, he wont "bless you"
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that petstore was only trying to get attention.

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That's IT, I'm calling UCLA, right NOW!!
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but u know what u are better then that!

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Hello, UCLA, how soon can you fit Paris in?...No NOT like that! For help, not for sex!!
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there are other pet stores who will sell them to u!

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Shame on them! If they do, they are sending a puppy to certain death.
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and u can have one of cha chas babys! i love u! take care! its your friend kitty zingale!

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It's OK, Paris, UCLA are on their way!!!
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dont worry what all those people are saying they have no life!

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Like you, you mean?
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do your thing i love you cause u arent afraid 2 be yourself!

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You can't stop a whore, from being a whore.
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u are damn right if a women is confident she is sexy!!

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Look in a mirror sometime Paris. A real one. Not the one's that always tell you how '"sexy" you are.
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u just spoke 4 yourself!!

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To yourselve you mean?
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byee paris!!

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There realy is no hope for you is there??
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get a fucking life losers waaa!!

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Anyone got a shotgun nearby? I wanna put this bitch out of her misery.

~*~I will be
Strong on my own
I will see through the rain
I will find my way
I will keep on
Traveling down the road
Till I finally reach my dream
Till I’m living, and I’m breathing
My destiny, yeah yeah ~ CA, I Will Be~*~

Thanks! He is the newest addition to the family. Paris better not put her herpes hands all over him!! As for kitty, is that a joke or what? Is there people really like that out there? It can't be real...

tee hee.
i luv ur kitty kat.
u beter hid her from paris and kitty!
ruh roh!!

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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.

totally. I knew you were undercover.

me 2!! :)
i hav 2 right like this so she baleevs i rully luv Paris.

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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.

lol, me too!!! I love this site.

She is posting on all the old Hilton threads. Everyday it's a new loon. *deep sigh*

i saw that
i am chaseing her arownd
lol
kitty were are u?????????????

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Hey she just posted on another Herpes thread. An old one. Try to see if you can "please please please" get her number. For reals. That would be totally awesome ;)

tangerine! :)
SHHHHHHHHHH!
I am like this clothes 2 geting Paris numbr.

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OMG Mel-Tang that was f**cking hilarious. I totally LOL'd. Umm..yeah, could I have her number 2??

kittyzingale, omg! I like LUUUUUUURVE Paris! U R soooo lucke 2 have met her!!!!
I no u said u wont give her number away n all, but I would <3 2 call her and chat! OMG! I wood toe2ly freek and fant.
She is my idoal.

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Por favor, mantenerse al lado de las puertas.

and no I am not "jellis" or a "hater" of your herpes princess. She has no talent whatsoever, not even in the sack!! Your "hero" is known for a fucking sex video!! You need to get a life!!! Please don't model yours after "herpes hilton."

Uh, hey retard...can you please just spell out the word "to" or "two" or "too?" Or maybe you just don't know the difference in usage...

paris loves her dogs! it dont matter how many u have if u have the money to take care of them all!! u dont know anything about her! u are jealous and fucked up and sick! if u really hate her why do u look her up! heres a thought 4 u airheads! if u really hated her and cant stand her.. why dont you stop looking her up and look at some fat ugly uslessless poor ho bags instead!who are ugly and the same level as u!! and i dont want to hear that im not jealous.. cause if u arent u would have better things to do then look and make bad comments about her! im here cause i love looking at her pictures i think she is pretty and cute and never gets boring! if u want to know the real her go to myspace.com/therealprincesshilton. and u will she that she is sweet and loving and nice 2 u if u are nice 2 her! and u will be so sorry for everything u say about her! she has a good heart. and everyone who has talked 2 her loves her! i have her number so ive talked 2 her in person she is nice and not what u think! no im not giving u her number! she is proably laughing at u all silly jealous babys who have too much time on there hands wining how much they would love to be paris! waa!! u need 2 grow up! get a life!! shes better then u will ever be! how many vogue mags have u been in?? none! you go paris!! call me!! i love you! its your friend kitty !! paris, cant u believe these~! sad jealous people! omg! they think they are hurting ur feelings! they crack me up! i bet u are laughing soo hard!! omg! paris, my dog cha cha is pregant! and she is a yorkie terrier shes a sweet girl u are welcomed to have one of her babys for free! no charge! u are a great animal lover and i love u for that! god bless you. that petstore was only trying to get attention. but u know what u are better then that! there are other pet stores who will sell them to u! and u can have one of cha chas babys! i love u! take care! its your friend kitty zingale! dont worry what all those people are saying they have no life! do your thing i love you cause u arent afraid 2 be yourself! u are damn right if a women is confident she is sexy!! u just spoke 4 yourself!! byee paris!! get a fucking life losers waaa!!

Poo: your suggestion is a much better one! lol

Submitted by kdracofan on June 17, 2008 - 1:52pm.
You see...this should be the MAIN person PETA should attack....

& MK "The only way this fugly whore could look "cuter" is if she put a paper bag over her head and vagina"

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I would suggest she put a PLASTIC bag over her head.

With a zip tie around her neck to keep in place.

Just a suggestion...

Thanks! I knew she had pit in her, I just feel like she might be part boxer too. She's such a silly, I could care less about her being a pit bull. It's funny how similar they look!

snowy32

She's a pittbull. She's as sweet as pie. Don't believe the hype about pitbulls, they are some of the sweetest dogs you could ever get...it just sucks that so many of them get stuck with crappy owners.

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"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle..."

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Von3248 what kind of dog is in your picture?? I have a lil doggy i'm fostering/adopting and she looks just like that, but I don't really know what she is?

I don't understand why celebs can collect pets by the dozen and yet in the state I live in the there's a law that states a person can have no more then 3 dogs, unless you are a breeder.

When I grow up
I wanna have boobies

As someone who has been to The Puppy Store during lunch, I can honestly say if you have a functioning Amex and a pulse, they will sell you a puppy.

There's a reason we call that part of the paper Page Shit.

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Let's see...she misplaces the pets she has, they get loose and run on the street. I bet she'll be one of those skanks who decides to get rid of them when she has a kid because it's more fun to put the outfits on the real baby than the dogs. She's vapid and totally self involved and should never be allowed to purchase an animal again. As somebody who ends up feeding strays and trying to catch feral animals I say good for the pet store.

...cute purse.

http://danceontheroof.com

Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 17, 2008 - 11:02am.
I know what would really look good on her - a pack of rabid wolverines
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what the FUCK do you have against rabid wolverines???

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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 17, 2008 - 9:59am.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
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Bwhaaa ha ha ha ha!!

This bitch's next job will be a The Chicken Ranch in Nevada, but I wouldn't wish herpes sores on perfectly innocent dick.

I know what would really look good on her - a pack of rabid wolverines.

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You see...this should be the MAIN person PETA should attack....

& MK "The only way this fugly whore could look "cuter" is if she put a paper bag over her head and vagina"

I love you. LOL

She should pose with a grizzly bear for her photoshoot. That would make her look REALLY cute!

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

I don't know if this has been posted or not, but this cunt is actually a 'designer' for dog clothes. I say take some anger out on the company who thought that would be a good idea. It's called Little Lily. Gotta love people who charge 100 bucks for a dog dress and put this animal killer's name on the tag.

They should put this skank in a 'kill' pet shelter. Then, make doggie collars out of her haggard skin. At least she'd finally be 'useful'.
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés

Good for Them!!! These people need to recieve some type of award!!!

What's up with that weave she looks like she already bought a couple of poochies and cut their hair for some tracks.

Nasty!!

VLL,
A lot of people didn't know how bad pet shops are. Heck, i bought my first rabbit from a pet store, eons ago.

Today, it's pretty well known that Petstores are a no-no, and the people that still buy dogs/cats/rabbits at a pet store these days are doing it on impulse "oh how cute, i have to have it!"...the novelty will where off and the lucky ones go to a shelter, the unlucky ones get pushed out the backdoor. Probably 50% of the animals in our foster system right now were caught loose outside.

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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!

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her bag is made of puppies
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POOR FUCKING DOG NOW THEY GOING TO HOME THAT SMELLS LIKE VALTRIX,CRACK,FAKE TAINNER,AND NAPPY WEAVE AND I HOPE ONE DONT FFALL BETWEEN HER LEGS IT WILL BE LOST FOR EVER

THIS IS MY WORLD YALL HOS JUST LIVE IN IT
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BUNNY420

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 17, 2008 - 9:59am.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
(deep breath)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
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Funny.

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Forever chasing the high of the very first time.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 17, 2008 - 10:09am.
Peaches: I think her mind-boggling self obsession and overall sense of too good for this shit is what prevents her from taking that final publicity whore step. Even the shittiest mother has to give that child at least a moment's attention, even if it is just to put their ciggie out on their face. This bitch can't throw some kibble on the ground for her 3lb dog. Plus, it's already been done. Nicole has a baby, Linds is a Gayelle, her sis is ano, there's nothing else for her to do.
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Insightful.

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Forever chasing the high of the very first time.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 17, 2008 - 10:27am.
Congrats to all of you who donate your time, efforts, or hard earned money to shelters, rescues, and the like. I bought my first dog when I was 19 from a pet store because I didn't know any better. A month later I learned and I cried and cried and swore never to do that shit again. My Shepard is a rescue (sort of, her owner had a surprise litter and was gonna just RELEASE THEM INTO THE WILD in Arizona) and I will never get another pet from a store again.
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I love dogs. Cats, not so much. Thats cool that you saved your dog from an almost certain death!

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Forever chasing the high of the very first time.

Submitted by StewieGriffin on June 17, 2008 - 12:00pm.

This is the skank Peta should be going after, not Jessica Simpson

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You TOTALLY took the words right out of my mouth!!!! PETA is going after people who eat meat and wear leather and totally turning a blind eye to a bitch who is choosing to DIRECTLY neglect, abuse, and mistreat DOGS!!! WTF? PETA will never get 100% support behind the vegan movement but I don't know many people who condone buying dogs as accessories OR locking them in closets until they starve to death.

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"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle..."

-Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Norvell (June 1807)

I dunno.
I think Paris and her lil' bro Barron both have a certain, shall we say, doggie-style sense going on about them.
Other than that, I can't say anything else.

Congrats to all of you who donate your time, efforts, or hard earned money to shelters, rescues, and the like. I bought my first dog when I was 19 from a pet store because I didn't know any better. A month later I learned and I cried and cried and swore never to do that shit again. My Shepard is a rescue (sort of, her owner had a surprise litter and was gonna just RELEASE THEM INTO THE WILD in Arizona) and I will never get another pet from a store again.

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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)

" a puppy-mill-buying pet store".
THANK YOU.

VLL

Hi there!!! XOXO

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Excuse my manners

Miss Priss! Hey girlie. Mr. Slave needs to shimmy down on this bitch so we can be done with her once and for all!

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I had to go to Vegas once for a convention... It is awful, awful, soulless, hideous, unnatural awfulness. - Madam S on my hometown (and quite accurate)

Notoriousrem_22,
I have been in rescue for years and people never cease to amaze me.

I do tranport for a Dane rescue and a Beagle rescue.

Danes: 95% of the dogs that end there were given up because "they got too big"...Imagine that!

Beagles: "Can't be trained" "keep running away"

Fuck!!!

***PETFINDER is amazing! I've personally homed 12 house rabbits thru Petfinder! HRS homed hundreds!

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